mandibeauty:

Is it in all cases?

no. Some people get posted to states that weren't even among their choice of state. The best is just not to choose those states that everyone wants to be.



Please those who are currently serving should shed more light on this. Dream2 fabulousity

Please which State(s) pay more

Gentlelord:

He ought to still be in charge. I just pray they mobilize Majorly engineering boys because I was no 2162 at students affairs. Abeg you fit still help intercede for me o I need follow stream 1

Hello, pls, d list we wrote our names on at student affairs, is it 2 batches? My reason for asking is cos, d week I wrote my name, my number was around 2000 plus, but my friend dat wrote his name about 2 weeks later, his name was around 1000 plus.

mandibeauty:

Is it in all cases?

mandibeauty:

Is it in all cases?

mandibeauty:

Is it in all cases?

No! but d States will be close to your choice States. My friend applied for Benue and was given Kogi.

Gentlelord:

He ought to still be in charge. I just pray they mobilize Majorly engineering boys because I was no 2162 at students affairs. Abeg you fit still help intercede for me o I need follow stream 1

mine was 3204... do you think mobilization is departmental based?

Hi everyone, pls any malabite or malabress here ?

sulpur:
Hi everyone, pls any malabite or malabress here ?

Which one is malabite again?

Chriswazo:



, Abulor u are warned!

Toorh issoryt ayaf yheard.

Zende:
Please which State(s) pay more

Come lagos.

Chriswazo:


no be their duty to check certificates, d are not even allowed to touch u, kpata kpata na frog jump

Lol! So u think say jumping upandan like frog na better thing Wen man no be frog/toad

CaesarX:
Someone cannot even shake someone's hand again. Those Illiterates are still living under the Rock.

Lmao dis my guy funny ooo so na dat handshake own dey pain u No worry if we meet for sokoto, we go go shake sultan hand together but nogo extend d handshake give the wife oo to avoid trouble

segunk1:


Lmao dis my guy funny ooo so na dat handshake own dey pain u No worry if we meet for sokoto, we go go shake sultan hand together but nogo extend d handshake give the wife oo to avoid trouble

The thing pain me

Dream2:

That's why I said it depend on YOU,choosing northern states is not by force.
I have someone who called me before leaving for ZM,he told me I should be extra careful when it come to their women/ladies,not that I'm promiscuous in nature but I have the tendencies of attracting ladies to my side,first 2week was hell on earth for me as I already attracted a host of them to my side and sharia ehn,I don't want to be flogged publicly LOL,but I re-adjust myself and I'm good with them,in fact I was offered 2 ladies in marriage,one a 15-16 year old,very beautiful and the other is likely 23years,mehn so pretty but and even they even scheduled an appointment for me to meet a lady yesterday as they believe I turned down the first two because they are not good enough but I'm not ready for marital brouhaha as I'm still struggling to eat jare.
Your interactions matters a lot but if you know you can't abide with their laws,egbon mi,e ma choose ile hawusa ooo.

Issoryt, no be u dey invite me by force say I go begin cook a whole big pot of soup for #300, now u wan com dash me under age gehs to marry torh ayam not doing.
Though I won't really have much problem with their culture cos I go just begin to abide nii kia-kia but d one wey go pain me pass naim be that social life thing, since its extremely minimal over there e no go pay me mehn cos am a DJ, can't just imagine leaving my work for a full month not to talk of 12 good months.... Mehn brain go don carry dust ooo.

Chriswazo:


SHuuuu! ABEG NO FALL IN THEIR TRAP O. BY THE WAY ARE U A MUSLIM cos i had d same experience while in Bauchi but the turn off was religion differences, their girls i met all wanted something serious but on a condition that i touch my fore head on ground which i declined blatantly, ma i leave my religion cos of one hausa girl love, my madness never reach that level o
Another challenge na LANGUAGE BARRIER, all d local girls that i conversed with were either thru sign language or my local guys there helped me in interpreting. Dream2, Segunk1, imagine that kind thing, u d chyke girl with an interpreter, i was just laughing in my heart. On one occasion, d local dude that was interpreting for me being so spoilt was saying extreme things that i didn't say, i was not also aware that he was talking rubbish until d gal left, he revealed it to me that he told d babe that i want her pus..y, kai!!!! i was very mad at him eh! d gal was even smiling while he was talking to her, she was acting shy and told d guy to tell me that she wants me to join her religion b4 she go visit me.
omor my experiences there are very funny, Abulor if u go North eh! be ready to get tired of their ladies, cos d go just like u eh and will be ready to follow u back Lagos , only pray u get the learned ones cos if u jam their locals eh, no matter how simple d English is, d reply u will get is 'ba turanchi' meaning no English, i missed a lot cos of these, it was damn frustrating

Moreso, i flexed there o, enjoyed their clubbing and sharp point and kill fish we chaw for "old trafford Bauchi" and a couple of other flexing zones there not forgetting Yerima hotel etc. North make sense sha, my experience too much joor
ONLY PRAY TO BE AT THE "SECURED SPOTS" O to avoid mistakes o

Lmao! Abulor God really save you say that geh no go call his siblings com cut off ur d**k, that ur translator na very badt fellow cos that thing wey him been dey play with fit cause big wahala fa,
can't really have much problem with hausa language cos am even willing to learn it, I dey speak small funny funny once for here.

But for d ladies mata ehn I nogo look the gehs dem face ooh, I go go buy plenty face caps dey cover face so even any babe dey gimme face sef I nogo see am, acanot coman allow any part of my body be chopped off jus like dat.
But na d social life go pain me pass cos of my work.

mandibeauty:
Only you. What a story!

Mandy baby, so u see the story Nawa oo, u can see for africa ooo

CaesarX:
The thing pain me

Bros I get u gan gan but na to abide fa, I noe isnor easy

segunk1:


Mandy baby, so u see the story
Nawa oo, u can see for africa ooo

I did not see anything

Chriswazo:


I knew that, had it been i was a Muslim, Mandibeauty aswear I for don marry 3 wives o, on a serious note i for no get hope for Mandibeauty my love, , thank God i stood my ground, these people b wan tie me down.
Dream2 i understand how u are enjoying but i don't envy u bro, cos i have my mandibeauty, uniport BGS

Three ke. Why not 20

olamy2000:
do u av gud rapo wit ur secretary in ur dept?if yes he or she can help u check ur result if its ready. And for d clearance u can finish it in two days if u r very serious wit it.

Tnx bro.. I went to sch yesterday and for that nysc stuff we r to fill at d secretary 's office... I will start the clearance on Monday... Hopefully I shld be thru by Wednesday.. Tnx once again

sulpur:
Hi everyone, pls any malabite or malabress here ?

yeah

Ayomidric:

Tnx bro.. I went to sch yesterday and for that nysc stuff we r to fill at d secretary 's office... I will start the clearance on Monday... Hopefully I shld be thru by Wednesday.. Tnx once again

uwc bro

Angelswt:
mine was 3204... do you think mobilization is departmental based?

Start preparing for Batch B.

Gentlelord:

He ought to still be in charge. I just pray they mobilize Majorly engineering boys because I was no 2162 at students affairs. Abeg you fit still help intercede for me o I need follow stream 1

My guy, God no go answer that your prayer. No be only Engineering be the faculty way UNIBEN get. In fact you're hereby warned. If by any chance you use that word 'majorly' again, we'll have no choice but to throw you in Batch B.

DonVeek:

Start preparing for Batch B.

hahaha...funny u... guy u bad gan...you no get chill at all ... Angelswt... don't worry... u r going batchA.. I don't think they mobilize based on that number in students affairs... All d same..mine is eight something.. can't remember though

DonVeek:

My guy, God no go answer that your prayer. No be only Engineering be the faculty way UNIBEN get. In fact you're hereby warned. If by any chance you use that word 'majorly' again, we'll have no choice but to throw you in Batch B.

DonVeek:

My guy, God no go answer that your prayer. No be only Engineering be the faculty way UNIBEN get. In fact you're hereby warned. If by any chance you use that word 'majorly' again, we'll have no choice but to throw you in Batch B.

Hahahahaha...

Emekuz:
hahaha...funny u... guy u bad gan...you no get chill at all ... Angelswt... don't worry... u r going batchA.. I don't think they mobilize based on that number in students affairs... All d same..mine is eight something.. can't remember though

thank you...let's see how it goes.

DonVeek:

My guy, God no go answer that your prayer. No be only Engineering be the faculty way UNIBEN get. In fact you're hereby warned. If by any chance you use that word 'majorly' again, we'll have no choice but to throw you in Batch B.

Hehehehehe

DonVeek:

Start preparing for Batch B.

OK SIR!!! V. C DonVeek

has anyone noticed that the nysc mainsite is not opening or is my browser thats finding it difficult to load?
morealso,has anyone as well seen his/her name on nysc portal's senate list. a friend told me some af started seein theirs.

Angelswt:

OK SIR!!! V. C DonVeek

Lol. Angelswt let's be honest here, after UNIBEN have camped you at home for almost a year running now, you must be casting and binding anything 'B' let alone Batch B

Ken24:
has anyone noticed that the nysc mainsite is not opening or is my browser thats finding it difficult to load?
morealso,has anyone as well seen his/her name on nysc portal's senate list. a friend told me some af started seein theirs.

i still opened it this mornin now, its going through.and for people seeing their names i think its a lie cos checkin of names official starts on monday.

segunk1:

Come lagos.

pls tell me more