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Princeofprince,if u want peace include Damibiz please,he a royal follower

next time

When I first saw this story.I thought wu the Bleep is dis arrogant,sausy son of shango....then a month later am like had I known I shud have started following from the beginning.

Theblessedman where are thou come and give us updeate b4 I sign the visa and permit of the foreign thunder that want to fire u like daily prescription from my godfather Thor son of Odin'god of the lightening and thunder and the skies'.



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TheBlessedMAN:
1."Please will you stop bothering me and back off?". She turned back swiftly with anger written boldly in capital letters on her beautiful face.


Jide, (my friend) will not stop bothering this beautiful damsel, we saw at an eatery some few hours ago.

We were both sitting down, waching the highlights of the Epl matches that were played in the previous weekend on the giant plasma tv hanged at one corner of the resturant.

All of a sudden, Jide's attention was turned to the entrance, and with the familiar expression written on his face, i instantly had a hint of what he was glaring at, as also i followed his gaze towards the entrance.

To be sincere, this girl fine pas any natural creature ever created by God, and am not suprised Jide was already drooling all over by just seeing her.

Almost all the attention of all the guys, in the eatery are now registering on this beautiful lady.

JIDE, being the, 'no dulling' type quickly tapped me and asked me to hurry up, so i hesitantly gulped down the remaining malt in the cup, and asked the waiters to come over. I paid her, and we both made for the exit.

Once we were outside, Jide said we should wait a bit.

"Darous, abeg, lets wait for that girl".he said, pointing inside towards the direction of the lady.

"why? No tell me say, you wan toast her".

"no, i no toast her, i wan tidy her, u know me na, i no dey dull.. As i don see her, wen she waka inside, na in my spirit don dey tel me say, 'arise son, here comes your Life partner', so o boy, i no fit dull this one".


"so make i leave am for you be that abi".


"Gawd, na why i like you be that.. U sharp no be small". He replied and playfully choping knuckle with me.

All this while, the lady was almost through with one of the waiters she was talking with, and immediately she stepped out of the eatery, i instantly know that, she's not in anyway, in our Level.
Talk of her expensive dressing and exquisite taste in fashion, she truly is way above us.

Knowing the type of friend i have, i told him to let us go,


"ogbeni, make we dey go, u no fit toast this girl".

"why?".


"you blind ni? U no see her taste? See her dressing na, (the lady is now trekking away) thank Gawd self, she don dey go.. So make we dey go before security come pack us".


"Darous, leave me jor, if she like make she go enter lagoon, i go follow her". With that, he started running towards the direction the lady trekked, i had no choice than to follow him.


*****


" i just wanna talk to you bae, nothing much, i just want to know you". Jide replied her, he flashed her his charming dentition, which on a normal day, will have an instant effect on the lady, but with today turning out to be an abnormal one, and instead the lady was becoming more irritated with my friends sturborness.


"You seriously don't need to know any damn thing about me, ".

"why?". Jide asked.


"well, as you can see, (she raised up her left hand, and waved it at Jide's face) am already taken". She concluded and turns to go.


"wait, pls,", he tries to hold her, but she quickly avoids his snatchy hands, "can i atleast, know your name?". He asked.


"No! You cant".

"why?".


"Nothing, just leave me be".


"okay". He was rubbing his head with his hand, maybe trying to come up with another logic,

"what about your favourite school?" . I can't help but laugh at my friend's dumb attempt to stop this frustrated lady from walking away.


"Its obvious that you are the dumbest guy have ever met, and behind that handsome face lies a very dull brain". She hisses and started walking away.

I thought that will stop this arsene wenger friend of mine from following her, but i was wrong, immediately he recovered from the shock of her last words, he started running after her.


T.b.c

yipee.

TheBlessedMAN:
2.

"Will you just for once in your miserable life, just do as you are told and Back off!?". The lady said, amid anger and with the rate at which she was fumming now, am not sure, if she can take another 2mins of my friends stubborness.


"I just want.. Want...want to knw".


"you don't want to know any damn thing about me, loser, all you are interested in is how you are going to satisfy your stewpid sexual urge..". She retorted,but no, Jide is not ready to give up either, the arguement was starting to get very tensed, and am afraid the ending might not be pleasant atall. The lady was now walking away, so, i quickly went to my friend and tried to speak some sense into him.

"hey". I said tapping him by the shoulder as he watched the lady walking very fast down the untarred road "the, lady said to Back off. Just give up already, its getting up to 3hrs now. no be every lady can be as gullible as Blessing, just as you dey always tag her. So, guy, unless, you want to suffer another round of embarrasment, then you can go after her".


"what are you saying? That i should just let her go? Now that am very close to getting her". He replied rhetorically.

"ogbeni, u are not close to anything, the only thing you are close to here, is getting slapped".

"she can't do that, and for your info, am not backing off, not until i atleast get her number and residence". He replied walking away.


"why not also get her Birth certificate? U this glorified idiot." i fired back at him, cos i was already getting more angry at his stubborness.

"na u sabi. Call me whatever, i wil make sure i get her". With that determination, he took off, and ran as fast as his legs could carry him. I also followed suit, and fortunately for us, we catch up with her, as she was about to enter an Hairdressing salon. I was damn tired after the whole 200meters run, so was my friend. We were both sweating hard. I stopped a few distance behind the salon as i keenly view from there, hoping Jide doesn't get into trouble.

After 2mins, i watched as the lady gave my Friend a resounding slap. I hastily rushed down there to know what went wrong.


"did you just slapped me?". Jide cried out,holding his cheeks. That looks like a very dumb question.


"nope, i didn't, i only used my left hand to straighten that cheeks of yours, and worst will still happen if you don't back off now". She replied him angrily and entered the salon.


*****

"Jide, take heart o, infact, na Gawd go judge am,". I said, trying to comfort him for the humiliation he suffered back there.


"ah, emi (me) Darous, emi, me,(he was beating his chest rapidly) almighty Jendor? She go pay o. I swear on my fathers grave, she go pay". He cursed angrily.


"she go pay?".

"yes, i promise you that"


" did you gave her your bank account?".


"Darous, no whyne me o, i dey vex".


"who u dey vex give? Na me slap u ni, abi u b born idiot, when that b*tch dey dash u slap, why u no vex? U wan dey vex for me, na thunder go fire u and your stupid vex."

"No vex abeg, u suppose understand now".


"the only thing i understand is that, her slap sent your memory back to factory settings. So i am greatful to her for that."


"ok, i know say i fork up, but it was also wröng of her to raise up her hands against man. So she will pay for that".

Through out our journey home, Jide could not stop rubbing his cheeks, he was busy lamenting, how he will make her pay for what she did.
I just hissed and went straight to my room, i laid on the bed thinking of how i will tidy my girlfriend's sister, the next day.


T.b.c. Feel free to point out corrections. The Thunders are on hold for now.

TheBlessedMAN:
2.

"Will you just for once in your miserable life, just do as you are told and Back off!?". The lady said, amid anger and with the rate at which she was fumming now, am not sure, if she can take another 2mins of my friends stubborness.


"I just want.. Want...want to knw".


"you don't want to know any damn thing about me, loser, all you are interested in is how you are going to satisfy your stewpid sexual urge..". She retorted,but no, Jide is not ready to give up either, the arguement was starting to get very tensed, and am afraid the ending might not be pleasant atall. The lady was now walking away, so, i quickly went to my friend and tried to speak some sense into him.

"hey". I said tapping him by the shoulder as he watched the lady walking very fast down the untarred road "the, lady said to Back off. Just give up already, its getting up to 3hrs now. no be every lady can be as gullible as Blessing, just as you dey always tag her. So, guy, unless, you want to suffer another round of embarrasment, then you can go after her".


"what are you saying? That i should just let her go? Now that am very close to getting her". He replied rhetorically.

"ogbeni, u are not close to anything, the only thing you are close to here, is getting slapped".

"she can't do that, and for your info, am not backing off, not until i atleast get her number and residence". He replied walking away.


"why not also get her Birth certificate? U this glorified idiot." i fired back at him, cos i was already getting more angry at his stubborness.

"na u sabi. Call me whatever, i wil make sure i get her". With that determination, he took off, and ran as fast as his legs could carry him. I also followed suit, and fortunately for us, we catch up with her, as she was about to enter an Hairdressing salon. I was damn tired after the whole 200meters run, so was my friend. We were both sweating hard. I stopped a few distance behind the salon as i keenly view from there, hoping Jide doesn't get into trouble.

After 2mins, i watched as the lady gave my Friend a resounding slap. I hastily rushed down there to know what went wrong.


"did you just slapped me?". Jide cried out,holding his cheeks. That looks like a very dumb question.


"nope, i didn't, i only used my left hand to straighten that cheeks of yours, and worst will still happen if you don't back off now". She replied him angrily and entered the salon.


*****

"Jide, take heart o, infact, na Gawd go judge am,". I said, trying to comfort him for the humiliation he suffered back there.


"ah, emi (me) Darous, emi, me,(he was beating his chest rapidly) almighty Jendor? She go pay o. I swear on my fathers grave, she go pay". He cursed angrily.


"she go pay?".

"yes, i promise you that"


" did you gave her your bank account?".


"Darous, no whyne me o, i dey vex".


"who u dey vex give? Na me slap u ni, abi u b born idiot, when that b*tch dey dash u slap, why u no vex? U wan dey vex for me, na thunder go fire u and your stupid vex."

"No vex abeg, u suppose understand now".


"the only thing i understand is that, her slap sent your memory back to factory settings. So i am greatful to her for that."


"ok, i know say i fork up, but it was also wröng of her to raise up her hands against man. So she will pay for that".

Through out our journey home, Jide could not stop rubbing his cheeks, he was busy lamenting, how he will make her pay for what she did.
I just hissed and went straight to my room, i laid on the bed thinking of how i will tidy my girlfriend's sister, the next day.


T.b.c. Feel free to point out corrections. The Thunders are on hold for now.

warrisdis nonsense na? dis guy wey jus use quote full page need serious koboko...as i see page 34 i happy say sango pikin don update...mtcheww......

this guy is a fool

Welldone son of shango

This kingofforcasting is a bastrd idiot. You lack comon sense

kingofcasting:

you have really worked hard all your life, and its only people that are so determined and headstrong like you that can really make it this far in life. I really have to applaud you dude...

Congrats to u for taking your stupidity to a global stage.

Congrats to u for showing us the perfect definition of an Adultic Nuisance.

Gawd! You are truly and specially endowed with a very rare breed of Stewpidity.

You are the perfect definition of an Absolute fool.

Just keep it up and you might end up making it to front page as The most craziest idiot on NL and the latest 21st century FOOL.

38. COUNTLESS

Dedicated to Bossy512


I sat down on the couch. Nike helped her sister to the three sitter sofa close to mine. An indian film titled Married Again was on display on the screen of the giant plasma t.v

Everybody's attention was subscribed to the film which was really interesting until the PHCN did their trademark

Nike directed me to the Gen-house where i powered up the gen. The time was past eleven by the time i returned to the sitting room

Nike marched towards the kitchen. I watched her hour glass physique entered and came back few mins later with two dishes in her hands. Each containing semo and ugwu soup with meats. She set it down on the small stool beside me

"how do you know that am feeling hungry?"

"i don't know, but since its past dinner already, you have to eat." she replied as she approached the freezer and came back with a chilled table water

She sat down beside Joke and both returned their attention to the film.

I began to devour the food hungrily. Twenty minutes later, i was through with the food. Nike cleared the dishes and came back to sit beside her sister

"thank you so much again Uncle Darous for everything." Nike said flashing me her beautiful dentition

"you don't have to thank me for anything! There's nothing special in what i did for you guys. I only did what any other sane human being would have done!" I paused, "Please stop making an ordinary F.A cup trophy look like a Champions league jare.." I concluded feigning a frown

"alright...if you say so" Joke said with a feral grin

As the film went on, I began to reminisce about the recent events that took turns in my life. It seems like i just accepted a friend request from Trouble itself.

Why's my life turning out like this? Threats upon threats? Some random guys wanna kill me? Now another psychotic father is threatning me again? Gawd of thunder...whats going on with me?
I need to know the root of whats happening

I took the remote control and paused the film to download the ladies attention

"erm..ladies, i think you both just welcomed me to the family..thanks for that.. but apparently, i still feel like a total stranger to you guys. Now i think you should atleast tell me what the whole APC vs PDP was all about!."

Joke and Nike both exchange glances. I waited for them to speak up, but when i realised that they weren't ready to speak, i hit a sledge hammer on the silence

"you guys should first of all know that, am now practically a part of this issue....reason is, your mum just introduce me to your dad as her....hmmmm...you know, her boy....fri..end." i stammered and paused to check the signals of their reactions, getting none, i proceeded "Secondly, he just threatened us all. So i think its just reasonable enough of me to want to know the book of Genesis of this issue so that i can be prepared for what to expect in its book of Revelation if i don't want to end up in amaggedon!" i said drawing breath on the last word

They exchanged glances again, and both returned their stares at me. The silence and stares was prolonged to almost two minutes before Nike spoke up

"Big sis," she said facing her sister " i think he's right. He has a right to know."

"i know, but what about mum? Will she feel ok with us telling him?" she asked Nike rhetorically with a confused look

"you think your mum will be upset you told me about what i deserve to know? Then what happen to 'welcome to the family'? Joke?" i was starting to feel exasperated

"no..don't get me wrong dear, not that we can't tell you. But...i just think you should exercise a little patience. You will get to know sooner or later". She explained

"and when will that later be? Is it when your dad gets even with our collective ugly asses? Eh?...i have a pro-mess already with some crazy idiots that wants to kill me, and now am probably on top of your dads most wanted list!....right now, all i can feel is like, everybody have signed a contract with the devil to take ruining my life as a full time job!" i paused to catch my breath. Their faces portrays a confused look. "ladies, am sorry if am being too obstinate or paranoid....I just don't have the luxury of time and patience right now!" i lamented with a great feeling of exasperation

Joke buried her head in her palms and, for one sec, i thought she was crying. She looked up and heaved a deep sigh

"you want to know everything? Then you have to swear to me that, none of it will ever be blabbed to any other person by you". Joke stated subtly

"i crossed my heart and hope to die if i ever attempt to say any of it to anyone". I declared solemnly with the sign of the cross

"fair enough...Darous, our family was the most happiest one on earth until two years ago when i had to start living a fake life". Joke stated mystically

"fa..ke life?" i questioned

I watched in total awe as Joke rose up gently and stood firmly on her feet

I was left in total bewilderment!


TBC

TheBlessedMAN of shango congrats

You are married officially to Joke

Adesina12:
TheBlessedMAN of shango congrats
You are married officially to Joke

married? U funny o.. How?

Wow! This is outrageous! Joke on her feet? Joke the disabled beauty on her feet? Darous is truly in a state of unexpected.

Theblessedman, you ar truly da bomb. B.O.M.B.

Better Lol

PrinceOFprince:
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PrinceOFprince:
Wow! This is outrageous! Joke on her feet? Joke the disabled beauty on her feet? Darous is truly in a state of unexpected.

Theblessedman, you ar truly da bomb. B.O.M.B.

bomb? Funny u

Wooh!

bomb? o...omor ma guy u r d hiroshima sent to destroy my boredom..dis ur story make senxe no b small...my guy more inspiraration to u jare...kip it goin..

Nice twist, it's getting complicated now good job

Wao, a whole me, thanks for the dedication, am highly grateful, more wisdom and knowledge in the Mighty Name of Jesus, thanks

Waooo, a whole me, thanks for the dedication, am highly grateful, more wisdom and knowledge in the Mighty Name of Jesus, thanks

Waooo, a whole me, Sango man thanks for the dedication, am highly grateful, more wisdom and knowledge in the Mighty Name of Jesus, thanks

Really?

TheBlessedMAN:
you have really worked hard all your life, and its only people that are so determined and headstrong like you that can really make it this far in life. I really have to applaud you dude...

Congrats to u for taking your stupidity to a global stage.

Congrats to u for showing us the perfect definition of an Adultic Nuisance
Gawd! You are truly and specially endowed with a very rare breed of Stewpidity.

You are the perfect definition of an Absolute fool.

Just keep it up and you might end up making it to front page as The most craziest idiot on NL and the latest 21st century FOOL.

This princofforcasting of a guy. Must be the biological son of ode. Haba u wicked more than half a page to update. U had beta migrate wella.
I even thought son of shango had updated quickly to avoid a daily dosage of foreign thunder and lighting. Not knowing dat it was one(don't let me say it) that actually in his own sense updated.

Son of shango remind me to send u #1000 card for lighting and thunder subscription. U be da bomb

TheBlessedMAN:
you have really worked hard all your life, and its only people that are so determined and headstrong like you that can really make it this far in life. I really have to applaud you dude...

Congrats to u for taking your stupidity to a global stage.

Congrats to u for showing us the perfect definition of an Adultic Nuisance.

Gawd! You are truly and specially endowed with a very rare breed of Stewpidity.

You are the perfect definition of an Absolute fool.

Just keep it up and you might end up making it to front page as The most craziest idiot on NL and the latest 21st century FOOL.

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