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Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by charlesucheh(m): 12:28am On Apr 08, 2017 |
Mtcheeewm! Your own police o!
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Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by farouk0403(m): 12:29am On Apr 08, 2017 |
How i wish Nigerian police will start dressing like the American police, drive a car like them two police per car, every street/junctions should have speed regulator police car waiting, They should start putting on all the sophisticated things just like the American police, they should hold pistol rather than that plywood of a gun. they should earn their respect by rejecting any sort of bribery, they should look responsible and healthy, if possible uniform checking officer should be available for regular checking of unclean uniforms. By doing all what i have stated above and the maximum support from the FG i promise you Nigerian police will be best in Africa. 4 Likes |
Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by farouk0403(m): 12:30am On Apr 08, 2017 |
How i wish Nigerian police will start dressing like the American police, drive a car like them two police per car, every street/junctions should have speed regulator police car waiting, They should start putting on all the sophisticated things just like the American police, they should hold pistol rather than that plywood of a gun. they should earn their respect by rejecting any sort of bribery, they should look responsible and healthy, if possible uniform checking officer should be available for regular checking of unclean uniforms. By doing all what i have stated above and the maximum support from the FG i promise you Nigerian police will be best in Africa.. |
Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by berrystunn(m): 12:31am On Apr 08, 2017 |
Police :Where are you going to? Police :Where are you coming from? Me :I'm Coming from logos and I'm going to East. Police: can I see Me: see what? Police: your boot Me: OK Police: what's inside that bag Me: personal belongings Police: can I see your papers Me: yes Police: who register the car for you? Me: huh? Police: your Plate number is fake Me: huh? Police: can I see the receipt? Me: huh? Police: what is huh? Me: oga I don't understand Police: you don't understand what? Me: my Plate number is fake? Police: yes is fake Me: oga I never hear dis one b4. Police: when we get to the station you will explain. Me: explain what? Police: don't waste my time After 3minutes. Me: o.c wait, make we see here Police: so... Me: take...na we we Police: No you think we are playing here Me: OK make I add something, OK take Police: oh make ham 5k Me: na only 1k I get. Police: you day travel without money? Me: haha Police: we day sun since morning Police: add something, take your paper and go Me: but why you come waste my time like dis. Police: na you waste your own time, no be me. Me: how? Police: you did not corporate on time. Me: ![]() 20 Likes |
Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by PROWESX(m): 12:36am On Apr 08, 2017 |
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Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by Ishilove: 12:44am On Apr 08, 2017 |
These tweets are meant to be funny but they aren't. Nigerian policemen are one of the most hopeless and corrupt individuals in the country, rivalled only by Nigerian custom officers and politicians. I hate them with every bone in my body. I don't see why we have to joke about the gross ineptitude, corruption and mind boggling human rights violations that these useless people carry out on a daily basis. 10 Likes |
Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by Metronomy(m): 12:51am On Apr 08, 2017 |
9js police with Oyo tribal mark go be like "speak English I no sabi Yoruba" when you're trying to create familiarity. 9ja police don deal with me well well with no reason 3 Likes |
Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by Metronomy(m): 12:53am On Apr 08, 2017 |
farouk0403:This one will be in Nigeria's 7th Republic |
Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by Bollinger(m): 12:59am On Apr 08, 2017 |
oloriooko: You find it funny abi? Remember, the internet is not only for Nigerians. Other people from normal countries can see this too so when they start a conversation of how corrupt Nigeria and Nigerians are, don't complain. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by Ishilove: 1:05am On Apr 08, 2017 |
Bollinger:Are you minding them? I don't see what they're laughing about because this _shit isn't funny 1 Like |
Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by Nobody: 1:47am On Apr 08, 2017 |
Malcolm101: Are u sure u nor carry Kush? 1 Like
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Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by Nobody: 1:51am On Apr 08, 2017 |
berrystunn: Lmfao 1 Like
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Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by Calion(m): 2:26am On Apr 08, 2017 |
lol ![]() |
Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by FODA(m): 2:27am On Apr 08, 2017 |
9ja police be like,officer where ur money,police;i be staff.
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Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by Abudu2000(m): 2:47am On Apr 08, 2017 |
LMAO, yesterday was a good day for nairalanders, alot of nice topics made fp |
Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by discman2k2(m): 3:16am On Apr 08, 2017 |
Hey Guys!! Abeg make una try to say nicer things about our Naija Police because there's power in words. What u say about them has a way of coming bck to u. I really enjoyed all those jokes, bt in d realities of our living, som of our Police men are really trying, especially in the face of their Corrupt leaders who embezzle the Funds meant for their working Paraphernalia : lack of good Police Cars, No fund for fueling, no good uniform, and very poor other working conditions. #ItIsWellWith9JAPOLICE. #GODBLESS9JAPOLICE #9JAPOLICETHEBEST |
Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by Edum13656: 4:02am On Apr 08, 2017 |
piperson: it happened to me! 1 Like |
Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by Sike(m): 4:18am On Apr 08, 2017 |
Hilarious indeed |
Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by greatermax77(m): 5:42am On Apr 08, 2017 |
We are too dump in this nation. The way & manner we abuse the NPF as if the fund themselves, Some even compare them with other world Police People that are neglected, treated like outcast with very poor welfare, you expect them to do wonders. Other nations police officers do normal shift work of eight hour, some six hour per day while NPF do 12 hour to 24 hour & you people expect them to look healthy & smart? If the energy we used in critisizing the Npf, we used it to call on FG to look into police matter, things would have change. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by davidif: 5:43am On Apr 08, 2017 |
Mandynews: They don't seem to be welk trained or properly screened from the beginning to now add on top of that, there is hardly any accountability. You mix all of that together and you have the Nigerian police force. |
Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by AlphaStyles(m): 5:56am On Apr 08, 2017 |
Nigeria police : where's your insurance/health receipt me : here sir Nigeria police : where's your phone receipt me : take sir Nigeria police : where's the battery receipt and charger receipt me 1 Like
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Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by Elfaris(m): 5:56am On Apr 08, 2017 |
piperson:Hahahahahahrhehhehehehehekehkhikhikhi ewo... Lwkmd this picture though.. Smh 2 Likes |
Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by Nature8(m): 6:32am On Apr 08, 2017 |
Lwkmd.. ![]() |
Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by aminupeople: 6:41am On Apr 08, 2017 |
9ja
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Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by Nobody: 6:45am On Apr 08, 2017 |
Bollinger: Trust me they already know. |
Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by Nobody: 6:47am On Apr 08, 2017 |
greatermax77: This one that you're firing bullets just anyhow, are you a police? ![]() 5 Likes |
Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by ReneeNuttall(f): 6:53am On Apr 08, 2017 |
This is how naija police arrest people, even with out physical evidence. 2 Likes
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Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by ephi123(f): 7:01am On Apr 08, 2017 |
The disgrace of a nation. It's funny but still a shame. |
Re: #9japolice: Hilarious Memes About Nigeria Police Trending On Twitter by deebrain(m): 7:06am On Apr 08, 2017 |
Op, May God give you things that will provoke laughter in your life from today. So sad until I read this thread..... looool. |
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