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everyone deserves to be happy by DrSad(m): 1:25pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
Everybody deserves to be happy |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by RoyalBlak007: 1:26pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
♤Tell her ♤ you like the smell down there |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by OhMyG0d: 1:28pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
RoyalBlak007:Badt Fellow. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by RoyalBlak007: 1:29pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by dingbang(m): 1:32pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
Well I told mine after we broke up dat it was d reason for d break up and I am pretty sure she will do Smth about it before going into another relationship unless she has sworn not to take care of her body |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Nobody: 1:32pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
I don't support the idea of you coding your words while telling her... If she rear pigs down there, as a boyfriend of her, you reserve all the right to know... 14 Likes |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by QueenSuccubus(f): 1:33pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
SmellingAnus ...cumman down hia...someone need ur advice... |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by OhMyG0d: 1:34pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
RoyalBlak007:He should also remember to add to it that "His statement is an IRONY". That is to say: IRO NI("It is a Lie". 2 Likes |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by RoyalBlak007: 1:35pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
OhMyG0d: |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by talktonase(m): 1:37pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
.finger her and playfully take your finger to her nose. She will understand that kpekus odour is worse than Corruption 28 Likes |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by SmellingAnus(m): 1:40pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
QueenSuccubus:it's as simple as saying it this way... " Sweetheart, I noticed a strange smell from your pussy, what can we do about it? Love you honey... He ends by giving her a kiss.... 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by nNEOo(m): 1:41pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
Call her on phone, tell her how you intend to smash n bash her pussy with rigorous sucking ,in that regards tell her to wash it,dry it with towel ( trying being specific as this will hide you true intent) Tell her to put lotion,spray deodorant cos you are (cu.mm.ing) home ,that same day he should attempt sex with her after intorigating Her and she sweared doing the above , If he didn't perceive any offensive odour then the plan worked and his food should be served on the platter henceforth 1 Like |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by nNEOo(m): 1:42pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
talktonase: . By the gods 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by QueenSuccubus(f): 1:42pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
SmellingAnus: Hahahahahah Lemme Cc the OP... DrSad read this one oo |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by QueenSuccubus(f): 1:44pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
talktonase: Ur a savage.... Then what if she'll stylishy ignore it as if she smell nothing but lavender 1 Like |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by nNEOo(m): 1:47pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
QueenSuccubus: You might be right as ppl with body odour rearly notice |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Emestar1999: 1:49pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
That gf is having a bacteria which she isn't aware of. The guy should take her go see a doctor cus the guy may be affected too; or he should check if the gf love wearing tight pants. Net pants is simply the best |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Chuknovski(m): 1:50pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
smelly pussy is horrible just tell her, your Toto dey smell, let her get medicine period or severe from her |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by DrSad(m): 1:53pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
talktonase: talktonase: |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by optional1(f): 1:59pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
SmellingAnus: what more does op want You said it hall. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by DrSad(m): 2:00pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
all these answers are capable of him loosing her....believe me I thought of these too...he doesn't want to make her feel bad or have a quarrel with her... |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Khd95(m): 2:03pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
Just like how u will tell her she looks fabulous in a particular dress. Be blunt baby,ur pussy is smelling like dead desert frog,why this is not my handwriting ooo 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by OhMyG0d: 2:04pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
SmellingAnus:And you think it's that easy? How did you expect him to kiss her after he's perusing over the odour that's clouding his Nasal cavity? |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by talktonase(m): 2:25pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
QueenSuccubus:It is not only lavender nah caramel featuring strawberry. If she cant perceive the pungent smell then I guess she is a bigger savage and a zombie as well. reminds of world war Z. |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by QueenSuccubus(f): 2:37pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
talktonase: Hahahaha...i cant imagine how these girls have a rotten fish in their tank but still they stylishly ignored it 1 Like |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Davidgrey: 3:21pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
Give her a verbal "crash course" on Personal hygiene and she will get your subtle message! |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Nobody: 3:40pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
DrSad:The next time they have sex....he should dip his hands into her private part and put the finger to her nose to smell, saying "honey. Would you not want it to smell better?" |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Nobody: 3:54pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
This is so simple. In cases like this you use the FEAR technique. ***start with *** Guy: Sweetheart have you been feeling sick lately? Lady: No.. Any problem? Guy: I think we may need to see a gynaecologist . Lady: (scared now) What's the problem? Guy: You might be suffering from an infection.? Lady: You are scaring me, what's happening? Guy: Sweetie it's nothing serious, just that I notice an unpleasant smell from our cherry anytime we make love. I know you are a clean lady so it gives me lots of concern. Lady: (silent) Guy: Don't worry honey... We will deal with it ( hugs her) You don't hit all nails on the head in relationships. 9 Likes |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Nobody: 3:59pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
talktonase:weh done sir |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Nobody: 4:04pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
op sory,shit happens, as a mara of fart,giv me her phone number,I do train slay queens wit smelly vagina |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by Afra6(m): 4:25pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
just tell her......"baby,u need to see a gynaecologist. simple! |
Re: everyone deserves to be happy by tosyne2much(m): 4:25pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
TheSlyone2:Hahaha lmao |
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