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Pastor Tries To Walk On Water Like Jesus And Drowns! by hezewebs(m): 9:53am On Apr 14, 2017 |
A man from the neighboring country Zimbabwe,
Madzibaba Joram who claims to be Jesus left his
disciples and congregation is shock as he sunk into
the water after trying to walk on top. Madzibaba
Joram who heads an apolostic church allegedly told
his disciples and members of his church that the
spirit had spoken to him and told him to walk on
water.
The spirit would reveal itself to him when they got to
the holy waters. The church members rushed to
follow their leader to witness this sensational
miracle. After much singing and praying and asking
for guidance the self proclaimed Jesus put on his
white robe and took to the water.
It didn’t take long for the man to start sinking as the
waters got deeper. Madzibaba’s disciples told the
church members to calm down for an angel of the
Lord would come and stir the waters and raise
madzibaba up. The anticipation turned into full panic
as Madzibaba Joram began to kick and shout calling
for help. His disciples afraid to drown as well just
looked on as the man struggled. One brave church
member decided to come to his aid and finally
rescued the weakened Joram and pulled him out of
the water.
Following the incident the comment we got from one
of the disciples was that their Jesus had drowned
because there was a church member with a bad
spirit amongst the crowd. So the spirit chose not to
reveal itself to Madzibaba Joram at the river.
We could not get hold of Madzibaba Joram as he is
still recovering at Parirenyatwa hospital. http://africbox.com/pastor-tries-walk-water-like-jesus-drowns/ |
Re: Pastor Tries To Walk On Water Like Jesus And Drowns! by malificent(f): 9:55am On Apr 14, 2017 |
He almost lost his life to stupidity. 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Tries To Walk On Water Like Jesus And Drowns! by gbegemaster(m): 9:55am On Apr 14, 2017 |
Bhet why na? You think say na beans to Waka on top water? 4 Likes |
Re: Pastor Tries To Walk On Water Like Jesus And Drowns! by mikky4764(f): 9:57am On Apr 14, 2017 |
This calls for laughter 2 Likes |
Re: Pastor Tries To Walk On Water Like Jesus And Drowns! by Nobody: 10:08am On Apr 14, 2017 |
mikky4764:Big laughter sef |
Re: Pastor Tries To Walk On Water Like Jesus And Drowns! by Nobody: 10:16am On Apr 14, 2017 |
Foolery. |
Re: Pastor Tries To Walk On Water Like Jesus And Drowns! by mexxmoney: 10:35am On Apr 14, 2017 |
But mumu dey this world sha. U go think say u don hear finish, another strong mumu go show. And this man had followers and disciples ehn. I now believe that there are only two things that is constant, "change" and "human stupidity" |
Re: Pastor Tries To Walk On Water Like Jesus And Drowns! by Luckylife(m): 10:37am On Apr 14, 2017 |
llowing the incident the comment we got from one of the disciples was that their Jesus had drowned because there was a church member with a bad spirit amongst the crowd. So the spirit chose not to reveal itself to Madzibaba Joram at the river. We could not get hold of Madzibaba Joram as he is still recovering at Parirenyatwa hospital. ![]() ![]() ![]() . so all the singings and prayers by those gullible myopic followers could not defeat the evil spirit that want to kill their jesus ,!!! |
Re: Pastor Tries To Walk On Water Like Jesus And Drowns! by DanseMacabre(m): 10:40am On Apr 14, 2017 |
Him ogunmeh never cook finish, |
Re: Pastor Tries To Walk On Water Like Jesus And Drowns! by dragunov: 7:49pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
ToriBlue: No. Mumumry |
Re: Pastor Tries To Walk On Water Like Jesus And Drowns! by iceboy4752(m): 9:14pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
Gullible Christians. |
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