of course we know we boys joke a lot... but to d extreme!!? wtf

first of all am a virgin and Ave gat no gf (don't judge me)
mainly cos am rude (that's what they said )

am on my own ooo.....
I got a message from an unknown number..on whatsapp.. I asked who it was.. fool said her name was nekki living in asaba.... i asked how she got my digits.. she said that she bought an infinix phone.. and saw it there...a and thought I was cute and decided to chat me up..(yawa)

being new to the game I was flattered (mumu like me )

we continued chatting for days..... (idiot like me was falling small small.... )

after about one month... she told me her phone crashed and no money to repair... and that she won't be coming online any more... I opted to call her instead... she was like... "my aunt monitors me (goat like me I believed )

so I told her to give me.. the phone and I will repair it...

she said owk

I was in high mood pipu... I was madly in love.... I wanted to meet her... I can't wait....


my problem started when I finally knew who she was!!!!


I was buying bread and Pepsi when one of my guys with big head like that (we call him thunder)he called me and Told me to buy him meat pie and ice cream that he will tell me a secret.... I was doubtful but when he said.... "brandy have u heard the name nekky bfo? I nodded.. he said I will tell u a secret about her just buy me meat pie and ice cream... wow!!!I gladly bought it ooo(700naira ooo) sit down and waited for him ....till he finished eating.... now he looked at me straight in the eye and said ""I am nekky""!!!( I saw heaven and earth. )

he called me lover boy.... I asked him who was d girl he used as his d.p on whatsapp... hhhe said "oh my gf"
he proceeded to mock me... he said ""lover boy.... it's because ur my paddy that's y I didn't proceed further.. I would have sucked u dry.. so u now do business at onitsha motor parts and u can't give me anything... that's y I planned with my gf to con u up...see u phone repairer hahahah"" I was mad.... if this boy wasn't stringer than me I'd have beaten him up..(though he said D truth... if he had gone further he'd have siphon better money from me too....)
the first thing that came through my mouth was "guy u must give me ur gf ooo or else... ".he laughed and said she doesn't deal with amateurs ..then he left

guys what will I do


see

am in love with this girl (ghost)


in short I don't Even know what I love

this guy ruined my life

i can't beat him

he ate my meat pie!! plus Mega byte wasted!!

I can't leave him oooo

help me
even the mods should put mouth ..cos am even dreaming bout her sef heI!!! no insult pls cos if u do (smiles)u know me naa

cc lalasticlala


of course we know we boys joke a lot... but to d extreme!!? wtf

first of all am a virgin and Ave gat no gf (don't judge me)
mainly cos am rude (that's what they said )

am on my own ooo.....
I got a message from an unknown number..on whatsapp.. I asked who it was.. fool said her name was nekki living in asaba.... i asked how she got my digits.. she said that she bought an infinix phone.. and saw it there...a and thought I was cute and decided to chat me up..(yawa)

being new to the game I was flattered (mumu like me )

we continued chatting for days..... (idiot like me was falling small small.... )

after about one month... she told me her phone crashed and no money to repair... and that she won't be coming online any more... I opted to call her instead... she was like... "my aunt monitors me (goat like me I believed )

so I told her to give me.. the phone and I will repair it...

she said owk

I was in high mood pipu... I was madly in love.... I wanted to meet her... I can't wait....


my problem started when I finally knew who she was!!!!


I was buying bread and Pepsi when one of my guys with big head like that (we call him thunder)he called me and Told me to buy him meat pie and ice cream that he will tell me a secret.... I was doubtful but when he said.... "brandy have u heard the name nekky bfo? I nodded.. he said I will tell u a secret about her just buy me meat pie and ice cream... wow!!!I gladly bought it ooo(700naira ooo) sit down and waited for him ....till he finished eating.... now he looked at me straight in the eye and said ""I am nekky""!!!( I saw heaven and earth. )

he called me lover boy.... I asked him who was d girl he used as his d.p on whatsapp... hhhe said "oh my gf"
he proceeded to mock me... he said ""lover boy.... it's because ur my paddy that's y I didn't proceed further.. I would have sucked u dry.. so u now do business at onitsha motor parts and u can't give me anything... that's y I planned with my gf to con u up...see u phone repairer hahahah"" I was mad.... if this boy wasn't stringer than me I'd have beaten him up..(though he said D truth... if he had gone further he'd have siphon better money from me too....)
the first thing that came through my mouth was "guy u must give me ur gf ooo or else... ".he laughed and said she doesn't deal with amateurs ..then he left

guys what will I do


see

am in love with this girl (ghost)


in short I don't Even know what I love

this guy ruined my life

i can't beat him

he ate my meat pie!! plus Mega byte wasted!!

I can't leave him oooo

help me
even the mods should put mouth ..cos am even dreaming bout her sef heI!!! no insult pls cos if u do (smiles)u know me naa

cc lalasticlala


of course we know we boys joke a lot... but to d extreme!!? wtf

first of all am a virgin and Ave gat no gf (don't judge me)
mainly cos am rude (that's what they said )

am on my own ooo.....
I got a message from an unknown number..on whatsapp.. I asked who it was.. fool said her name was nekki living in asaba.... i asked how she got my digits.. she said that she bought an infinix phone.. and saw it there...a and thought I was cute and decided to chat me up..(yawa)

being new to the game I was flattered (mumu like me )

we continued chatting for days..... (idiot like me was falling small small.... )

after about one month... she told me her phone crashed and no money to repair... and that she won't be coming online any more... I opted to call her instead... she was like... "my aunt monitors me (goat like me I believed )

so I told her to give me.. the phone and I will repair it...

she said owk

I was in high mood pipu... I was madly in love.... I wanted to meet her... I can't wait....


my problem started when I finally knew who she was!!!!


I was buying bread and Pepsi when one of my guys with big head like that (we call him thunder)he called me and Told me to buy him meat pie and ice cream that he will tell me a secret.... I was doubtful but when he said.... "brandy have u heard the name nekky bfo? I nodded.. he said I will tell u a secret about her just buy me meat pie and ice cream... wow!!!I gladly bought it ooo(700naira ooo) sit down and waited for him ....till he finished eating.... now he looked at me straight in the eye and said ""I am nekky""!!!( I saw heaven and earth. )

he called me lover boy.... I asked him who was d girl he used as his d.p on whatsapp... hhhe said "oh my gf"
he proceeded to mock me... he said ""lover boy.... it's because ur my paddy that's y I didn't proceed further.. I would have sucked u dry.. so u now do business at onitsha motor parts and u can't give me anything... that's y I planned with my gf to con u up...see u phone repairer hahahah"" I was mad.... if this boy wasn't stringer than me I'd have beaten him up..(though he said D truth... if he had gone further he'd have siphon better money from me too....)
the first thing that came through my mouth was "guy u must give me ur gf ooo or else... ".he laughed and said she doesn't deal with amateurs ..then he left

guys what will I do


see

am in love with this girl (ghost)


in short I don't Even know what I love

this guy ruined my life

i can't beat him

he ate my meat pie!! plus Mega byte wasted!!

I can't leave him oooo

help me
even the mods should put mouth ..cos am even dreaming bout her sef heI!!! no insult pls cos if u do (smiles)u know me naa

cc lalasticlala

lol

Mtcheww..

makydee:
Mtcheww..

makydee... if u don't gerrara here... I'll make sure they ban this account too...

brandydaniells:
makydee... if u don't gerrara here... I'll make sure they ban this account too...

And who said my main was banned?

Mtcheeewwww!!!

guys deserve this

makydee:
And who said my main was banned?
Mtcheeewwww!!!

is like u like me...abi u be man too

this forum no dy tryoo Simple advice am not receiving

shaa all is well

Nice one from.your friend.. If na my warri people, they go job you finish...you better thank God your friend has heart

babyfaceafrica:
Nice one from.your friend.. If na my warri people, they go job you finish...you better thank God your friend has heart

Ive always hated warriors pipo...u guys are Cain descendants

brandydaniells:
this forum no dy tryoo Simple advice am not receiving

Ok I'll help you

How much do you want from him? ... I'll do what he did to you and go through with the plan...

I have no use for nairas... Name your price and I'll get it

Too long abeg, I no dey read am to pass exam

Pinkpetals:


Ok I'll help you

How much do you want from him? ... I'll do what he did to you and go through with the plan...

I have no use for nairas... Name your price and I'll get it

was thinking of beating him up...then collect his girl....good idea though stupid.

Oyind17:
Too long abeg, I no dey read am to pass exam

why waste your time commenting trash

brandydaniells:



why waste your time commenting trash

E pepper am

Oyind17:
E pepper am

just go oyindamolar

brandydaniells:



was thinking of beating him up...then collect his girl....good idea though stupid.

You are calling me stupid after you got played by a guy for months .... Please

I hope they tell all your measly cash next time... No wonder u are single... Idiot

Pinkpetals:


You are calling me stupid after you got played by a guy for months .... Please

I hope they tell all your measly cash next time... No wonder u are single... Idiot

I meant that d idea was good though it is stupid......u need to check your language though