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10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by naijainfogalery: 2:38pm On Apr 19, 2017
I have come across some of the most ridiculous questions in my life and I can’t help but wonder why people ask such dumb questions or if they actually think, before asking. What I have learnt over the time is, we often don’t pay attention to the actual meanings of this questions, we just use them based on the fact that everyone is and most of us got to know them while growing up in our various neighbourhood.

Here are the questions you should stop asking because they can be sometimes be dumb, ridiculous or basically not your business.

Here are 10 stupid questions you should seriously stop asking people:

1. How was your night: Now this is one of the most ridiculous question you could ever ask someone, what you are simply asking is how they slept with their spouse, What is your business with how someone spend the night with their loved one? So please if you must ask such question, use hope you slept well.

2.What are you doing here: Most often I get this question when I run into a friend at the mall , in the cinema , or just at an events etc. And it can be so annoying when someone sees you in a supermarket and they still pop out the annoying question “What are you doing here?” What else could I be doing at the cinema or the mall? Please stop asking this dumb question.

3. Why are you still single: Like seriously?? How is this your problem how long someone wants to remain single or how they choose to live their life? Please you don’t just walk up to people and start asking why they are still single. Its’ annoying.

4.Are you the last: Now this is one of the most annoying questions I get whenever I’m on a queue. Now someone walks into the bank and sees you as the last man standing either on a queue at the ATM, or in front of the teller at a bank, then the next question you get is are you the last? Now the annoying part of this question is the fact that they asking you if you are the last and not the last person on the queue. Please use your common sense and just stay behind the queue.

5. Do you know who I am: [/b]Nigerians are just too fond of this statement. Do you know who I am? The truth is nobody cares about who you are, If you are truly someone of importance as you think, you wouldn’t need to remind us of how precious you are.

[b]6. How much did you buy it:
One thing I’ve also noticed in this part of the world is when you buy a new car, laptop, shoes, dress, phone, property, watch etc just name it, the next question you get from people is how much did you buy it? Now it leaves me wondering if you are trying to refund me the money or you are trying to know my worth. I still don’t get why people ask such silly question anyways.

7. Have you eaten: This question often comes up when people want to show how much they care. But the asking me if I have eaten when you won’t provide food , if I haven’t eaten is just as dumb as you can think. So next time you are about asking this question, please ask yourself, will I provide the food if the person says No, I haven’t eaten yet.

8. When are you getting married: When will people learn to seriously mind their own business. When people ask this question I can’t help but wonder how this is supposed to be their business. It’s not as if they will be providing you with any monetary assistance for your wedding or moral supports needed. So why make my getting married your business.

9. When will you start having kids: I have heard this over a million times, when will you start having your own kids, your mates are already having children. This is supposed to be personal between couples or individuals when they deem it fit to raise a child and not a discussion meant for the market square. So please this is just out of line and none of your business.

[b]10. When will you take me out: [/b]This is one question I detest mostly from ladies, you meet a guy and you guys got talking and the next question you ask is when are you taking me out? Now this is not just a dumb question but tells the guy how immature you are. If you must ask a guy out on a date, There are better ways to go about it and not make yourself look cheap like a baby that is taken out on a date.
If there are other annoying, stupid, dumb questions you have heard, You can place them in the comment below.

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by naijainfogalery: 2:39pm On Apr 19, 2017
lalasticlala please help me tell them to think twice before asking questions . For more news and updates please visit http://www.naijanani.com

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by MEGGATRON(m): 2:40pm On Apr 19, 2017
and their replacements

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by Baawaa(m): 2:43pm On Apr 19, 2017
This post is useless as the poster grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by thesicilian: 2:44pm On Apr 19, 2017
OP when are you getting married?

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by xendra: 2:47pm On Apr 19, 2017
if some of these questions offends you, especially 1&4 then you have a problem.

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by naijainfogalery: 2:56pm On Apr 19, 2017
xendra:
if some of these questions offends you, especially 1&4 then you have a problem.

Have you taken time to actually know the meaning of how was your night? It means how was your sexual experience last night., and the are you the last, you got to an ATM and you saw 3 people on queue and no other person in sight, and its obvious its the person standing last on queue instead of you join the queue, you are now asking if the person is the last., Are you that blind that you cant see the obvious?

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by ct2: 3:01pm On Apr 19, 2017
when will power be stable,
when will there be one Nigeria

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by Nobody: 3:01pm On Apr 19, 2017

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by Mathematical(f): 3:01pm On Apr 19, 2017


Op, what are you saying?

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by hope4jobseeker: 3:01pm On Apr 19, 2017

How much did you buy it:
How is this a stupid question?
All these yeye bloggers sef
undecided

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by joebeckz(m): 3:01pm On Apr 19, 2017
questions aiming to lay an Otepu...
Sequence
1- When was the 1st time u had sexx or are u a virgin?
2- do u stay with your parents? grin
3- do u keep late nights?
4- do u like playing truth or dare? Him wan ask naughty questions to turn the green light On
5- are u on IMO? video calls... the idiot wan see bress grin
6- when last did u spend weekend outside ur house?

questions stops and statements/ request starts - please come to my house

-Girls reply: I barely know u, besides I don't visit guys.

-Guy re strategize: Okay how about we hang out somewhere?
-Girl replies... okay
-Guy...... takes her out to a place far from her area for a reason, spends and makes sure they stay outside for long so that 11pm go nak and she no fit go back house since e far.
-Guy: lets spend the night at my place, its late, I will sleep on the couch, trust me. idiot u no know say e late before u no gree end the outing since 9pm?

-Girl gives in: Okay but....sighs
-Guys hand begins to KEMEN the girl,
-Girl TBoss his hand and adjust and the kpoki have set.

end of story

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by bi0nics: 3:01pm On Apr 19, 2017
Op. . How was your night?

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by tosyne2much(m): 3:01pm On Apr 19, 2017
That's true

Lemme add mine

11. Are you a virgin?

Many guys are quick to ask this question barely an hour of having conversation with a lady.. This question is quite ridiculous if you ask me

12. What's the size of your joystick?

Many ladies are fond of asking this ridiculous question and I don't know what they intend to gain from it.. I guess this question is raised just to know if the guy can satisfy them in bed cheesy

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by Nobody: 3:02pm On Apr 19, 2017
What of "Are you a virgin?"

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by ephi123(f): 3:03pm On Apr 19, 2017
How was your night, loooool. It's a "Nigerian" question. cheesy

Very funny article, you analyzed each question very well.

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by Nobody: 3:03pm On Apr 19, 2017
naijainfogalery:


Have you taken time to actually know the meaning of how was your night? It means how was your sexual experience last night., and the are you the last, you got to an ATM and you saw 3 people on queue and no other person in sight, and its obvious its the person standing last on queue instead of you join the queue, you are now asking if the person is the last., Are you that blind that you cant see the obvious?

oga I mean no offence but na lie u deh lie
baba!!!

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by Pavore9: 3:03pm On Apr 19, 2017
But these questions are what make us Nigerians! cheesy

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by martyns303(m): 3:03pm On Apr 19, 2017
Nope
Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by Tenim47(m): 3:03pm On Apr 19, 2017
hmm

even in america, thats how we roll
Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by bettercreature(m): 3:03pm On Apr 19, 2017
tosyne2much:
That's true
What is true about the post? The whole post sounds like COMEDY
I think the Op is the silllly person here,the thread should be moved to joke section

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by Bauer1: 3:03pm On Apr 19, 2017
The number 4 question is usually asked because many people book spaces at the ATM since the queue can be very long sometimes.. So, asking if "someone is the last" (if you like interprete it as the last person on earth, na you sabi) makes sense in this context.

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by KayTash(m): 3:03pm On Apr 19, 2017
OP,with the crap you put up there,am tempted to ask 'how was your night?'

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by Tombilly(m): 3:04pm On Apr 19, 2017
You this OP what are you writing?

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by fatymore(f): 3:04pm On Apr 19, 2017
I need a 1 month job.. Any job would do... Before I go back to school.. Just a semester left before I become a graduate.. Please I need the money for my fees

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by tintingz(m): 3:04pm On Apr 19, 2017
There is nothing wrong asking "are you the last person"? Just that many Nigerians are too religious they will quickly get annoyed and say "they won't be the last in Jesus name". grin

Asking are you the last person in the queue is also calling the attention of the people in the queue, we all know how some Nigerians behave, that's when you will see some unknown person from nowhere claiming space.

I think these questions are our Naija made questions, each country has it own stuffs.

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by Nobody: 3:05pm On Apr 19, 2017
very funny questions
Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by Flashh: 3:05pm On Apr 19, 2017
Using the word "ṣtupid"(foul) to tag all these, makes the writer a "stupíd person" as well.

Eejít writer.

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by Missmossy(f): 3:05pm On Apr 19, 2017
Few make sense actually most don't undecided

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by mizchoc(f): 3:05pm On Apr 19, 2017
Lol... Na wa oh..
If u no ask, they will say u are not caring..
U ask, wahala gan.

What is wrong in asking someone how much he bought Smthn?

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Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by Horlawoomey(m): 3:05pm On Apr 19, 2017
Sometimes we ask most of these questions unconsciously.

Not all the questions are that bad, you can't force your opinion down our throats. So far the questions will not start World War 3, we are good to go.

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