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Re: EXPLANATION :BIBLE STORIES THAT DON'T ADD UP by PastorAIO: 1:53pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
MuttleyLaff: I don't need to spin a different line. I know this line is oppressing you and it will continue to oppress you until you show some integrity and own up that the 2 chapters are incongruous.
We don't need 'nth to the power reasons', only one Reasonable reason will do. Thanks.
Are you familiar with Hebrew (not jewish, olodo) customs, culture, idioms etc? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: EXPLANATION :BIBLE STORIES THAT DON'T ADD UP by MuttleyLaff: 3:05pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
PastorAIO:You've worn it out from overuse. Take a risk, be creative, spin a different line PastorAIO:You're not open to reason, as you're too self-absorbed and that's exactly why reason is oblivious to you You have been given not yet exhausted Reasonable reason(s) but your shortcoming is that infamous blinkered attitude of yours PastorAIO:As a matter of fact, to a certain degree, I try as much as I can getting familiar with Hebrew's too and know you are smart enough to know the difference between Hebrew and Jewish With your ego running amok, you couldnt resist not resorting to an ''olodo'' abuse and hectoring, erh. Continue 1 Like |
Re: EXPLANATION :BIBLE STORIES THAT DON'T ADD UP by PastorAIO: 5:16pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
MuttleyLaff:I now see where you're going so wrong. The difference between you and me is that I know where to be creative and where not to be. This is not the creative arts. If it was painting or music, or dancing I very much doubt that you can even be half as creative as me. However this is not the arts, this is a simple matter of biblical exegesis and literary criticism. I know that your whole approach to religion is to make it up as you go along and that is why creativity is so important to you, but I'm sorry to say that that is not the correct approach to religious matters.
So your reasonable reason is that as a Yoruba man Saul was asking: ''Tani baba omode yi, gangan nile yi, paapaa?'' MuttleyLaff:
It's not ego. it's a statement of fact. If you made a mistake and you say 'sorry I made a mistake', I can accept that. But you are conflating Hebrew with Jewish, that suggests you don't know the first thing of what you are talking about. 1 Like |
Re: EXPLANATION :BIBLE STORIES THAT DON'T ADD UP by PastorAIO: 5:19pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
MuttleyLaff: And after asking the question in Chapter 17 did he then come to know Jesse by sight? Since it is the 'by sight' that is biting you. What information did he gain in Chapter17 that he didn't already have in Chapter 16. 1 Like |
Re: EXPLANATION :BIBLE STORIES THAT DON'T ADD UP by Aaronsrod: 5:58pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
NEVER question Him!! |
Re: EXPLANATION :BIBLE STORIES THAT DON'T ADD UP by hackwi(m): 6:44pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
JhyMedex:will the contradiction cause you to not believe in Jesus? |
Re: EXPLANATION :BIBLE STORIES THAT DON'T ADD UP by sonofthunder: 7:51pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
Let fall in showers, you heavens, from above, and let the skies rain down righteousness [the pure, spiritual, heaven-born possibilities that have their foundation in the holy being of God]; let the earth open, and let them [skies and earth] sprout forth salvation, and let righteousness germinate and spring up [as plants do] together; I the Lord have created it. 9Woe to him who strives with his Maker!--a worthless piece of broken pottery among other pieces equally worthless [and yet presuming to strive with his Maker]! Shall the clay say to him who fashions it, What do you think you are making? or, Your work has no handles?(A) 10Woe to him [who complains against his parents that they have begotten him] who says to a father, What are you begetting? or to a woman, With what are you in travail? 11Thus says the Lord, the Holy One of Israel, and its Maker: Would you question Me about things to come concerning My children, and concerning the work of My hands [would you] command Me? |
Re: EXPLANATION :BIBLE STORIES THAT DON'T ADD UP by Nobody: 8:04pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
sonofthunder: Beautifully quoted brother... |
Re: EXPLANATION :BIBLE STORIES THAT DON'T ADD UP by MuttleyLaff: 8:49pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
PastorAIO:Be creative means be original, as stop behaving like a broken record, repeating the same line over and over again I can count all the times you used that one line, on one hand ... if am holding a calculator PastorAIO:No but its one of the not yet exhausted Reasonable reason(s), as I earlier said PastorAIO:It's an over fed ego. They say ignorance is bliss but yours is rather disturbing and unacceptable PastorAIO:SMH. In your dreams you say I conflate Now explain, when, where and how, I, in the slightest degree, conflated Hebrew with Jewish. Pftt. SMH PastorAIO:Biting? Dont turn the table on me, it was you hung up on 'by sight' PastorAIO:Rhetorical question (i.e. question asked in order to create a dramatic effect or to make a point rather than to get an answer) - another from the not yet exhausted Reasonable reason(s) Serving you back in a similar fashion: What information did David gain, when he fled from Naioth in Ramah, and came to Jonathan, asking Jonathan questions, that he, David, didn't already have prior to the 1 Samuel 20:1 questioning event? 1 Like |
Re: EXPLANATION :BIBLE STORIES THAT DON'T ADD UP by JhyMedex: 10:11pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Smallville10:So because I'm asking for further clarification, that makes me an atheist Damn.. You so intelligent.. Your Mum must b proud... |
Re: EXPLANATION :BIBLE STORIES THAT DON'T ADD UP by GoodMuyis(m): 11:08pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
PastorAIO: Flexiomor is right Once it comes to the bible, some people seem to pretend not to understand English You should have asked why did Saul Forget who David was, What was Saul Sickness. The Bible Writer cant be stupid ask you assume, its wasn't wrote in a rush to have something to pen down. In a Regular Essay Writing, You introduce the idea of the next Paragraph in the last sentence of the current paragraph, That may be the aim writer. Just as someone had already said, that Part in question does not follow chronological order, that should be enough for the wise-one to work on CC: JhyMedex |
Re: EXPLANATION :BIBLE STORIES THAT DON'T ADD UP by PastorAIO: 2:04pm On Apr 21, 2017 |
GoodMuyis: Why did Saul 'forget' who David was? What was Saul's Sickness? |
Re: EXPLANATION :BIBLE STORIES THAT DON'T ADD UP by PastorAIO: 2:17pm On Apr 21, 2017 |
GoodMuyis: You should read my posts before you respond to me. There is nowhere that I assumed that the bible writers were 'stupid'. That's a false accusation. If anything it is the likes of you and Felix that assume that they've made a mistake and feel a need to cover that fact up. I stated clearly my position. That yes, there are contradictions. And yes, the contradictions are intentional. So I don't think it was a rush to pen something down that caused the contradiction. It was intentional. PastorAIO: It is the false premise that the bible is an account of history that is the cause of all the twisting and writhing. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: EXPLANATION :BIBLE STORIES THAT DON'T ADD UP by oaroloye(m): 6:05pm On Apr 21, 2017 |
SHALOM! JhyMedex: LYING IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING. If you wanted to know GOD, you would study YAHSHUA. . MATTHEW 11:25-30. 25. "At that time Jesus answered and said, "I thank thee, O Father, Lord of Heaven and Earth, because thou hast hid these things from the Wise and Prudent, and hast revealed them unto Babes. 26. "Even so, Father: for so it seemed good in Thy Sight. 27. "All things are delivered unto me of my Father: and no man knoweth The Son, but The Father; neither knoweth any man The Father, save the Son, and he to whomsoever The Son will reveal Him." 28. "Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. 29. "Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls. 30 For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light." . JOHN 8:30-32. 30. As he spake these words, many believed on him. 31. Then said Jesus to those Jews which believed on him, "If ye continue in my Word, then are ye my Disciples indeed; 32. "And ye shall know The Truth, and The Truth shall make you free." . JOHN 14:1-18. "LET not your heart be troubled: ye believe in God, believe also in me. 2. "In my Father's House are many Mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you. 3. "And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also. 4. "And whither I go ye know, and The Way ye know." 5. Thomas saith unto him, "Lord, we know not whither thou goest; and how can we know The Way?" 6. Jesus saith unto him, "I am The Way, The Truth, and The Life: no man cometh unto The Father, but by me. 7. "If ye had known me, ye should have Known my Father also: and from henceforth ye Know Him, and have seen Him." 8. Philip saith unto him, "Lord, shew us the Father, and it sufficeth us." 9. Jesus saith unto him, "Have I been so long time with you, and yet hast thou not known me, Philip? He that hath seen me hath seen The Father; and how sayest thou then, 'SHEW US THE FATHER?' 10. "Believest thou not that I am in the Father, and the Father in me? The Words that I speak unto you I speak not of myself: but the Father that dwelleth in me, he doeth The Works. 11. "Believe me that I am in The Father, and The Father in me: or else believe me for the very Works' sake. 12. "Verily, verily, I say unto you, 'HE THAT BELIEVETH ON ME, THE WORKS THAT I DO SHALL HE DO ALSO;' and Greater (Works) than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father. 13. "And whatsoever ye shall ask in my Name, that will I do, that The Father may be glorified in The Son. 14. "If ye shall ask any thing in my Name, I will do it. 15. "If ye love me, keep my Commandments. 16. "And I will pray The Father, and He shall give you another Comforter, that He may abide with you for ever; 17. "Even The Spirit of Truth; whom the World cannot receive, because It seeth him not, neither knoweth Him: but ye know him; for He dwelleth with you, and shall be in you. 18. "I will not leave you comfortless: I will come to you." THROUGH THE LORD YAHSHUA, WHO DIED FOR YOU, GOD OFFERED YOU THE GREAT POWER OF HEAVEN. Instead, you trample that underfoot, and and want to talk about SAUL AND DAVID- who have NOTHING to do with you, and who did not care about you. I however stumbled on some stories that I feel contradict each other outrightly... . 1st JOHN 2:9-11. 9. He that saith he is in the Light, and hateth his Brother, is in Darkness even until now. 10. He that loveth his Brother abideth in the Light, and there is none occasion of stumbling in him. 11 But he that hateth his Brother is in Darkness, and walketh in Darkness, and knoweth not whither he goeth, because that Darkness hath blinded his eyes. Well, SO WHAT? What has this got to do with whether or not you achieve Salvation? YOU STUMBLED UPON something that was NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. What IS your business, you IGNORED. 1. HOW DID SAUL AND DAVID MEET Did it, now? . 1st SAMUEL 16:21-23. 17. And Saul said unto his servants, “Provide me now a man that can play well, and bring him to me.” 18. Then answered one of the servants, and said, “Behold, I have seen a son of Jesse the Bethlehemite, that is cunning in playing, and a mighty valiant man, and a man of war, and prudent in matters, and a comely person, and The LORD is with him.” 19. Wherefore Saul sent messengers unto Jesse, and said, “Send me David thy son, which is with the sheep.” 20. And Jesse took an ass laden with bread, and a bottle of wine, and a kid, and sent them by David his son unto Saul. 21. And David came to Saul, and stood before him: and he loved him greatly; and he became his armourbearer. 22. And Saul sent to Jesse, saying, "Let David, I pray thee, stand before me; for he hath found favour in my sight." 23. And it came to pass, when the evil spirit from God was upon Saul, that David took an harp, and played with his hand: so Saul was refreshed, and was well, and the evil spirit departed from him." . 1st SAMUEL 17:53-58. 53. And the Children of Israel returned from chasing after the Philistines, and they spoiled their tents. 54. And David took the head of the Philistine, and brought it to Jerusalem; but he put his armour in his tent. 55. And when Saul saw David go forth against the Philistine, he said unto Abner, the captain of the host, Abner, whose son is this youth?" And Abner said, "As thy soul liveth, O king, I cannot tell." 56. And the king said, "Enquire thou whose son the stripling is. 57. And as David returned from the slaughter of the Philistine, Abner took him, and brought him before Saul with the head of the Philistine in his hand. 58. And Saul said to him, "Whose son art thou, thou young man?" And David answered, "I am the son of thy servant Jesse the Bethlehemite." WHAT IS THE DAMN PROBLEM? SAUL DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HIS MINSTREL'S FATHER'S NAME! NOW he saw him coming off the battlefield, war dress, at maybe a quarter-mile distance, or whatever- not even ABNER recognized him. THIS IS A BIG PROBLEM FOR YOU? What do you think this was- HOLLYWOOD? That he could just ZOOM-IN- adjust the contrast a bit there. "Oh. It's DAVID! Of course..!" . MATTHEW 7:1-6. "JUDGE not, that ye be not judged. 2. "For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. 3. "And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? 4. "Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, 'LET ME PULL OUT THE MOTE OUT OF THINE EYE;' and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye? 5. "Thou Hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye. 6. "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you." IF YOU CANNOT MEDITATE, AND REALIZE THE ANSWERS TO SUCH QUESTIONS FROM WITHIN YOURSELF, THEN YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A DOG, AS FAR AS THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS CONCERNED. YAHWEH GOD CHOOSES HIS SERVANTS from among the BEST the World has to offer- not the LAZY and CYNICAL. . MATTHEW 18:1-4. AT the same time came the Disciples unto Jesus, saying, "Who is the greatest in the Kingdom of Heaven?" 2. And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them, 3. And said, "Verily I say unto you, 'EXCEPT YE BE CONVERTED, AND BECOME AS LITTLE CHILDREN, YE SHALL NOT ENTER INTO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN.' 4. "Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in The Kingdom of Heaven." WHAT- DID YOU THINK THAT AN EXCEPTION WOULD BE MADE FOR YOU? FORGET about thinking that you know what Christianity is from the LOSERS you have seen in all the Churches! They have NO SIGNIFICANCE whatsoever! To be SAVED, you must be BETTER than any of those Hypocrites who do not know THE GOSPEL, nor CARE about it. |
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