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Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Nobody: 6:26pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
LePrezident: Let's just say, they deserve each other lol. |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by LePrezident(m): 6:30pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
ZarZar: Awww that's beauriful |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Nobody: 6:32pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
LePrezident: In a bad way lol |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by LePrezident(m): 6:37pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
ZarZar: Lol, beauty can never be bad. Beauty comes in various 50 shades of grey Talking about beauty, when are we seeing u upload a pic? |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Nobody: 6:39pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
LePrezident: Lol ok, mr poet. Forget that thing |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by oluwasma(f): 6:45pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
LePrezident:lol..i did. I am d owner of the post o |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by LePrezident(m): 6:47pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
oluwasma: Lol sorry, got it mixed up |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by LePrezident(m): 6:47pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
ZarZar: Forget which thing |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Nobody: 6:48pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
LePrezident: Uploading thing. |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by LePrezident(m): 6:52pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
ZarZar: Oh no, my curiosity won't let me be |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Nobody: 6:54pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
LePrezident: |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by LePrezident(m): 7:03pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
ZarZar: #sigh |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by oluwasma(f): 7:14pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
SmellingAnus oya come gist us..where are you? |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by NarnieSnyper(m): 7:26pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
I won't call mine a date jare. Called this silly girl, she said she was on her way, she had to go see off her cousin who came to see her. I waited for more than 40 minutes-I had to order drinks so as not to look weird in the eatery. Called her tirelessly, she later sent me a message that she was exhausted from the journey and she's tired, and we should reschedule. I was like WTF! On top my money you wan reschedule, na football contract we wan sign? I was mad with anger, I left my meal half way and stormed outta the eatery. She didn't even call to apologise. I just deleted her number one time. She saw me few days later and was like 'hi'. I just looked at her and snubbed her. She then called my phone to ask why I acted rude, I told her to go home, think deep and gimme a feedback. Hung up before she could even say another word. I hate it when a girl feels like she's doing me a favour when she agrees to go out with me 1 Like |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Augastianza(f): 7:07am On Apr 20, 2017 |
midehi2: Lolllll he wanted payment . Good thing you didn't panic. A friend of mine once had a similar nightmarish date , she had met this "nice guy " and they decided to set up a date for the following evening, she drove to the spot and they shared meal and enjoyed each other's company. The guy then suggested they live her behind and take his to this new joint that just opened a couple of streets up , so they went with his car . They had a couple of drinks ( within the legal limit I was told ). She asked him to go drop her by her car so she could go home and the guy's demeanor kinda changed from being super nice to cold but he agreed. When they were approaching her car the guy sped off and it's night time there wasn't much traffic. She says she was so scared and tried opening the door and the guy took out a gun and put it between his legs but said nothing lol. He was driving out of the city to the nearest one, luckily he got a phone call and that was her chance to jump off and he continued driving off and she was almost hit by a couple of cars until one stopped and took her to the hospital. The guy was never found. |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Augastianza(f): 7:24am On Apr 20, 2017 |
ZarZar: Hahahaha maybe in her mid 40s lol. Mxm she will be back in action soon I know that type they are forever young and never change their ways until agule. But haven't you noticed uba they always date or marry the same mzantsi women. The type who don't give a damn about connection, love or attraction but what he can get her . Hence I always laugh xabesithi siyabava coz these wives zabo are dangerous and busy lolll. Even worse now ingathi there's a trend yobabambisa xabedikiwe ngabo. |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by midehi2(f): 7:26am On Apr 20, 2017 |
Augastianza:that was so cruel/wicked, some men are not worth it atall |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Nobody: 7:44am On Apr 20, 2017 |
The worst was my first! I still can't understand how I got myself into that kind of situation! Man, he was so ignorant! First it started nice, showing interest in where I am from, asking me some questions about "Africa" etc. I still don't know if he realises that Africa is a continent. Even questions like "Do you speak AFRICAN?". The most irritating part was the assumption that everybody from Africa/who lives in Africa is poor. Then to top it all "You are very beautiful for a black girl" I asked him what he meant and he was murmuring something like "It's a compliment. We all know black girls tend to be ugly blablabla" Smhhhhhh 1 Like |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Augastianza(f): 7:45am On Apr 20, 2017 |
midehi2: Yeah that was cruel and scary but glad she didn't get to where ever he was taking her , who knows what he would have done to her besides the obvious ofcourse. Yeah not worth it at all , but the problem is that some are so good at being evil they can convince you they are good until you find out later lollll. |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Nobody: 7:50am On Apr 20, 2017 |
Augastianza: Exactly! And the last part of your post is correct because even this lady told me the same thing. Her man uthengisa iziyobisi & likes women, so athi to get back at him, she'll report him...abanjwe. But anyway, that is the type of people ababafaneleyo lol. |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Augastianza(f): 8:21am On Apr 20, 2017 |
ZarZar: Lol tjo so bayafana. Yeah from the little interactions I've had with them in person and apha I can understand why they always end up with that type , I seriously have never seen any of them married to someone without major issues lol or someone ozondenza ndizibuze and then? They are always with the usual suspects lolll. No offence to your girl |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Nobody: 8:30am On Apr 20, 2017 |
Augastianza: Lol, naye she is horrible, so I'm not offended at all cause yinyani. But bakhona, a few, who are with good women with morals. I guess it depends on the guy too. Andithi bathi flowers attracts butterflies, while shit attracts flies. So if you're rubbish, guess what? The flies are coming! |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Augastianza(f): 8:58am On Apr 20, 2017 |
ZarZar: Hahahaha true ke phofu. I feel sorry for omnye wabo who seems like a good guy , he's is a soccer player in one of our big clubs and is dating this other psycho I know from Umtata lol ..izozisola lendoda straight coz he wants to get married , in as much as I love her I know she's a sick gal mentally and the guy seems shy lol. I don't know what happened to her in CPT coz we lived together in pta she was and she left to finish her studies there and when she came back last year I didn't even know who she was lol. She had turned into someone else totally from ungathandi ababantu to dating two of them at one time . I still suspect she's on something though my her besti (my cousin ) seems to disagree |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Nobody: 9:07am On Apr 20, 2017 |
Augastianza: WOW. You can never know. Lol, nawe you're besties with your cousin? Mine is my G too. We go together like that photo kaZuma |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Augastianza(f): 9:26am On Apr 20, 2017 |
[quote author=ZarZar post=55735207] WOW. You can never know. Lol, nawe you're besties with your cousin? Mine is my G too. We go together like that photo kaZuma We get along so well together that I wonder why she wasn't a guy born in another family loll. Call me her handler , the biatch can get out of hand with her domineering nature as an Aquarius so she needs me to get her back on her cage when she goes psycho on unsuspecting people |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Nobody: 9:33am On Apr 20, 2017 |
[quote author=Augastianza post=55735742][/quote] Lol, she's Aquarius? Wena, what's your sign? |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Nobody: 9:47am On Apr 20, 2017 |
hahahahaha! Epic. midehi2: |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Augastianza(f): 10:04am On Apr 20, 2017 |
ZarZar: Lol Ja a bit of a mental case but I can handle her .
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Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Nobody: 10:17am On Apr 20, 2017 |
Augastianza: Aquarius are crazy lol. Interesting that you're a Leo. I never would have thought, tbh. I'm not surprised about your closeness because the two signs are said to balance & compliment each other since they're opposites of each other in the zodiac wheel. One of the things they have in common though, is an ego the size of Asia lol. |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:29am On Apr 20, 2017 |
oluwasma:Lol... I have never had a weird date... ( I am suspecting you are slim don't ask me how I arrived at that conclusion ) 1 Like |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by oluwasma(f): 10:39am On Apr 20, 2017 |
SmellingAnus:lol...how did you know I am slim 8...you are naughty |
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:41am On Apr 20, 2017 |
oluwasma:hahhaha I am a gentle introvert... But sure, my mind is very naughty, sexually wild etc... But born gentle by nature... Are you really slim ? |
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