TheBlessedMAN:
what would u say before?

what do u expect me to say mr man?

Darous....you don't know the body parts of a chicken? see your life! Na only pvssy you fit fvck

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encouragement!

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encouragement!

..I will comment sir..

TheBlessedMAN:
51. COUNTLESS


As far as awkard moments go, the events of the last eight hours of my life had been quite memorable


***

I retired to my room to have a nice and thorough shower. I still haven't laid my eyes on my phone and I decided to leave it there until its need arises

Minutes after I've taken my shower, Nike brought two unbreakable dishes of rice and beans, laced with stew, two roasted chicken laps plus a fruit juice to my room

She placed it on the reading table opposite the bed and left immediately without uttering a word

I devoured the rice and beans hastely before topping it up with fruit juice and the chicken laps

Guys, wait does chicken have laps?
If they don't have, what then do you call the space between the Hip and Knee region of a chicken?

Oh! Did I just say hip? Do they have hips? Look, I don't care jare. I sha ate chicken with rice and beans and I enjoyed it. Chikena

Nike came back later with my phone and cloth. She handed it to me mutely with an expressionless face and packed the dishes

She headed for the door but I quickly rose up from the bed and stopped her

"Nike, I want to say a very big than..."

"don't worry Bro D, its nothing" she cuts in outrightly

Maybe she's angry at me. I can't blame her though, no sane human being will be happy with someone that just probably slept with her mum

"Nike just give me a chance to explain...its not what you think, seeing can be...."

"deceiving abi?...." she cuts in abruptly and I was taken aback with her next speech "don't play with my psyche Bro D, and you don't have to lie to me. I literally know more than you think....if I wanted to blow the whistle, I would have done it already, but I don't judge incidents hastily without confirming the truth" she paused, then continued as I continue to stare at her beautiful but presently frown face

"What I did back then was just to protect my sister's emotions. I was afraid she might do something rash if she smelt anything fishy at that moment. Because am sure she will be totally devastated if she saw you hiding in my mum's room" she ended the last words in what seems like a whisper and made to leave

I was really ashamed of myself, I was lost for words as I shifted my gaze to the floor

"we continue this tomorrow...sleep tight". She opened the door and left instantly

I returned to the bed and checked my phone. There was 17 missed calls on it

2 from Jide, 8 from Adedoyin, 4 from Chioma and 3 from an unsaved number

I have offended Chioma alot by avoiding her during the past two weeks. I decided to call her so as to bridge the gap between us.

I dialed Chioma's number, and she picked at the second ring

"Darous, why have you been ignoring my calls? Have I offended you? Is it because I couldn't accomoda...."

"Chy, its not like that...have just been busy...thats all...and you didn't offend me atall" I said placidly to ease her worries

"you mean we are ok?"

"com'on, don't be ridiculous, why wont we be okay?..forget that one jare....how are you?"

"to be candid, am not fine o...I missed you so much... Especially your dck, and handsome face"

"hmmm...you mean you haven't been Oshibanjo(ing) your Nigeria while my Buhari was away?" I said sarcastically

"what?...I don't get you"

"you want to tell me your Boyfriend have not been anointing your ministery in my absence?" I said specifically with a comical tone

"and who told you I have a boyfriend?"

"no one, but I just know that a beautiful girl like you must definitely have a boyfriend"

"well for your info...I don't have because I hate the term Relationship..it makes me wanna puke"

"you can't be serious..."

"trust me...I am..."

"then what do you call whats between us?" I queried

"thats different...what we share is a no-string attached stuff...you fvck me good, I come back for more, you fvck me terrible, then end of discussion"

"hmmm...that sounds good to me?"

"really!...so when do we see" she inquired

"maybe next week..but I'll call you sha..."

'one minute remaining' said the MTN female computerised voice

"you sure? Please don't fvck up o"

"I will rather fvck you than fvck up.....I will call you tomorrow jare..bye bye"

"ok bye handsome...sweetdreams"

"you too". I ended the call

I checked my account balance and it displayed #4.20k

I would have called Jide but I obviously don't have enough airtime or Mb.

I became bored since sleep isn't coming, so I decided to play a game on my phone

I scrolled to the App menu and contemplate on the game I can play

I have, Dream league soccer, Asphalt racing, Mission imposible, Grand Theft Autocity, San andreas, and Temple run.
All the games can only be played with Megabite except the Temple run and Dream league

And since real men don't play temple run, what they do is, go to the nearest Zoo, open a Lion's cage and start running, So I resumed my Dream league game

I was in the last match of the second elite division before I heard a gentle and barely audible knock on my door. It was 2.am


TBC

fascinating

TheBlessedMAN u are such an amazing writer, each update is a hit back 2 back keep it coming btw Nike has come for her wages

Obinnau, ishilove, if you don't moderate this kingoforcast's stewpidity, am sure, we are going to start a nuclear war on this thread.

TemiGURL:
Darous....you don't know the body parts of a chicken? see your life! Na only pvssy you fit fvck

am guessing u too dnt knw it. Otherwise tel me if u do

TheBlessedMan


darous ah dey fear yhu shey...


So Nike Knew all along..

ah op yhu wouldnt end up bleeping the whole household girls

kingofcasting:
fascinating

are you drunk?

TemiGURL:
Darous....you don't know the body parts of a chicken? see your life! Na only pvssy you fit fvck

you nko?

kingofcasting:
fascinating

please don't qoute every thin

gtin:
[s]TheBlessedMAN u are such an amazing writer, each update is a hit back 2 back keep it coming[/s] btw Nike has come for her wages

how can u b so sure bro?

talk2saintify:
TheBlessedMan


darous ah dey fear yhu shey...


So Nike Knew all along..

ah op yhu wouldnt end up bleeping the whole household girls

swear on ur 3inches dck dat you wudnt hav don d same if you weren't in my shoes

TheBlessedMAN:
swear on ur 3inches dck dat you wudnt hav don d same if you weren't in my shoes

3inches ? #laughing hysterically

TheBlessedMAN:
swear on ur 3inches dck dat you wudnt hav don d same if you weren't in my shoes

me 3inches dck??
Me
Me
Me



Anyway it really hard ooo


its sooooooooooo tempting
buh ah go try...
ahbe innocent boy

Blessedman dont put me on suspense, update next

TheBlessedMAN:
how can u b so sure bro?

Instincts bro

uminem02:
I dey suspect say na Nike....she wan take her own share

the chance for it to be as you spec. is slim

PrinceOFprince:
i wil, i promise. I wil locate your house soon

only if u get juju,lolz.

TemiGURL:
Darous....you don't know the body parts of a chicken? see your life! Na only pvssy you fit fvck

kai woman no dey talk am finish like dat

my guess....behind d door is joke,she is here to harvest her plant as d real owner of d farm.



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doris just escape been busted,sh cant come bk,nike is in shock of shagoic eatin her mum puna so sh cant come nw it sud be joke who is neva chop biscut b4 so follow d story line wel,u wil gues d nxt line wright

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drop sumtin please. Encourage the writer

jibs4lv:
only if u get juju,lolz.

i dnt hav juju, bt i knw sum1 who can. Blessedman, sango available?

THEBLESSEDMAN........... u try o u no even tell us Ur wife don drop er load....

Announcement..........
THEBLESSEDMAN beautiful wife Chumzypinky don give birth to twins......

Congratulations sir

damsel14:
THEBLESSEDMAN........... u try o u no even tell us Ur wife don drop er load....

Announcement..........
THEBLESSEDMAN beautiful wife Chumzypinky don give birth to twins......

Congratulations sir

for real?

TheBlessedMAN:
for real?

..
Yes na abi u dnt know ni cos Ur wife don announce am for er thread check it

TheBlessedMAN:
for real?

OMG!!! no wonder thunder just dey strike foe my side I think say Sango don get new recruits wey he dey train nio....


congrats chumzypinky on your delivery.... more strength and more life to our beautiful twins

Guy come update na

52. COUNTLESS

Dedicated to my Wife, CHUMZYPINKY


I paused the game and listened intently in anticipation of the knock again

It sounded again barely two secs later. I dropped my phone on the bed and walked towards the door

"who is that?" I asked in a whisper tone hoping it shouldn't be Doris

We just barely escaped getting caught some hours ago, and am not ready to thread that path again. Atleast not now

"its me Joke". Came the reply. My conscience started troubling me at the hearing of her voice

Can I face her now? Have Nike spoken to her?
I continue to dither for some seconds before she spoke again

"open the door now"

"just a sec..." I took a deep breath and opened the door ajar.

She was claded in a blue bumshorts and a strapless white top

The smell of her haircream penetrated my nostrils and the aura portrayed by her presence made me throw all the guilt into thin air as I dragged her inside, closed the door and placed a deep kiss on her lips

She stopped the kissing after 3secs and we approached the bed

I sat down with my back leaned against the wall. She relaxed on the bed and placed her head on my laps.
The fan in the room continue to discharge its breeze steadily to strenghten the hobnob moment we were having together

"you know, Nike has explain everything to me" she stated after some minutes of silence in the room

Chai, atlast, My barca is about to leave Champions league. My admission to get back on the street is finally completed

"talk now!" her voice snapped me out of my shivery metaphorical thoughts

"erm...erm...its not what you think Joke...I can explain.."

"Nike already told me at the salon that you have met the brother of one of the gang members" She clarified

"you mean erm..you were actually talking about those robbers?" I said with a less anxious tone

"yeap...How do you plan to settle the issue with them? You can't stay here forever, which is why am so worried"

She turned her head to my stomach direction so our eyes were now at a confluence

I hmmmed as I felt a great relief run through my mind. I resumed to stroking her hair

"seriously Joke, I don't know, but the good news is that, I just got to know the house of one of them.......I don't have a plan yet but I will try and sort it out soon." I explained hedgely

She stared at my face probably expecting me to say something else

"what style of hair is this one?" I asked after the prolonged silence

"its called brazillian weaveon..its the trending style in town" she replied casually with a smile and I can't help but admire her beauty again

"hmmm...you look beautiful Joke, I swear to you with my ATM password, you are the perfect definition of beauty"

"ahahah...you flatter me too much...Darous" she said with a melodic laughter

"if you call that one flattering, then what do you call this?" I asked rhetorically

"what?"

I coughed a bit and began. "Gawd created you UNIQUE, He used all his beauty TECHNIQUES and gave you the best PHYSIQUE, even without you visiting the BOUTIQUE you look CLASSIQUE, Joke you are LOVELY!" I stated amorously and I could see the effects of my words in her eyes. She was so emotional

"hmm..Darous, that was really really lovely...you make me feel like a new baby.." She raised her head up and gave me a short kiss on the lips

"Joke, if I had the letters 'HRT' I can add an 'EA' to get a 'hEArt' or a 'U' to get a 'hUrt'. But I'll rather add a 'U' and get 'HURT' than have a 'HEART' without 'U"

"wow! wow! This is too much honey...Gawd, I love you sooo much...I feel like crying dear...you surely know how to trigger my emotions.." she resumed to showering me with kisses and pecks

We romanced cladedly for close to 35mins before she pulled away

She sat on my stretched laps and stared into my eyes.
"can you make love to me?" she asked with a slight frightened tone that got me confused

"make love? To you?"

"yes love! I want you to be my first!" she beseeched with a cordial smile

"what!" I exclaimed in bewilderment as her words registered its meanings in my brain "you mean you are a...erm...I mean a Vir.....gin?"

"yes dear!....you make it sound as if its such a bad thing"

"no..no..it isn't but its a very rare thing...care to tell me why?"

"why what?"

"I mean why you still a virgin at 25"

"no one wants to date a crippled lady except you" She said with a tone of irony

Even as a self-acclaimed pusee hunter that I am, this is one thing I hated most in my life. To Disvirgin a Virgin is a total phobia to me

In reality-check, this emotional Joke will never forgive me if I later betray her which I know I will

I turned her enticing offer down elusively by telling her that we should maintain her status till the night of our wedding. She wasn't happy but she accepted it notwithstanding

It was 4:00am when she left my room and I slept off

***

I was having yet again the mysterious sexual dream when the ringing of my phone woke me up

I reached for it and was totally astounded with the caller I.d

TBC