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Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by oluwasma(f): 10:45am On Apr 20, 2017
SmellingAnus:
hahhaha I am a gentle introvert... But sure, my mind is very naughty, sexually wild etc... But born gentle by nature... Are you really slim cool?
hian sexually wild mind..hmmmmm between slim and fleshy Teamcute grin
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:53am On Apr 20, 2017
oluwasma:
hian sexually wild mind..hmmmmm between slim and fleshy Teamcute grin
Perfect cool cool cool ( yea sexually wild mind... What do you expect from a dude that neither smokes nor take alcohol grin? ) he has to be guilty of something cos he is not perfect... Lol...
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by oluwasma(f): 11:01am On Apr 20, 2017
SmellingAnus:
Perfect cool cool cool ( yea sexually wild mind... What do you expect from a dude that neither smokes nor take alcohol grin? ) he has to be guilty of something cos he is not perfect... Lol...
shocked is it a must o?
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Augastianza(f): 11:02am On Apr 20, 2017
ZarZar:


Aquarius are crazy lol. Interesting that you're a Leo. I never would have thought, tbh. I'm not surprised about your closeness because the two signs are said to balance & compliment each other since they're opposites of each other in the zodiac wheel. One of the things they have in common though, is an ego the size of Asia lol.


Lol I know they are crazy i lived with two of them at one point ,her and my older sister and them shegoats used to mop the floor with my behind on most debates and arguments grin grin... and I knew you were one of them right away , I can tell these people you know cheesy. What did you think I was?.


Yeah we are very different which I guess is part of the big attraction , she's probably the one person in my family i can work with in anything and it becomes a success coz we share the same energy , drive and enthusiasm and I like that she challenges me on the creative side. As for the ego well....... I don't remember either of us apologizing to each other you just have to see that someone is sorry we both don't have time for hugging it out grin. What's your cousin's star sign?
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Nobody: 11:16am On Apr 20, 2017
Augastianza:



Lol I know they are crazy i lived with two of them at one point ,her and my older sister and them shegoats used to mop the floor with my behind on most debates and arguments grin grin... and I knew you were one of them right away , I can tell these people you know cheesy. What did you think I was?.


Yeah we are very different which I guess is part of the big attraction , she's probably the one person in my family i can work with in anything and it becomes a success coz we share the same energy , drive and enthusiasm and I like that she challenges me on the creative side. As for the ego well....... I don't remember either of us apologizing to each other you just have to see that someone is sorry we both don't have time for hugging it out grin. What's your cousin's star sign?

Lol @ you knew right away. Well, I was still trying to suss you out. But Leo? It never even crossed my mind. I get along with them in real life, so I'm not surprised that we click here grin My cousin is a Capricorn. She's a few years older than me, so she treats me like her little cub, always worrying about what I do, etc. She's full of lectures too. She thinks she's my mother angry I still love her to bits though because I feel like she GETS ME, just like you & yours get each other. It's nice to have a family member that you're close to like that. Usisi wam is a Gemini & we're supposed to be tight, kodwa...

Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Augastianza(f): 11:47am On Apr 20, 2017
ZarZar:


Lol @ you knew right away. Well, I was still trying to suss you out. But Leo? It never even crossed my mind. I get along with them in real life, so I'm not surprised that we click here grin My cousin is a Capricorn. She's a few years older than me, so she treats me like her little cub, always worrying about what I do, etc. She's full of lectures too. She thinks she's my mother angry I still love her to bits though because I feel like she GETS ME, just like you & yours get each other. It's nice to have a family member that you're close to like that. Usisi wam is a Gemini & we're supposed to be tight, kodwa...


Lol I wonder why not leo?. Yeah I've noticed leo females and Aquarius females tend to click easily wink. Ever dated a Leo guy? Lol. Lol @ full of lectures...what are you doing wena do deserve them lectures undecided. Yeah it's really nice . Lolll maybe she's an older Gemini..
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Nobody: 12:31pm On Apr 20, 2017
Augastianza:



Lol I wonder why not leo?. Yeah I've noticed leo females and Aquarius females tend to click easily wink. Ever dated a Leo guy? Lol. Lol @ full of lectures...what are you doing wena do deserve them lectures undecided. Yeah it's really nice . Lolll maybe she's an older Gemini..

No, I've not dated a Leo lol. If I run into one, I may...do something wink LOL! Ah wethu, it's nothing serious. Uthi I like to separate myself from them blah blah blah. The usual things zosapho.
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Augastianza(f): 12:47pm On Apr 20, 2017
ZarZar:


No, I've not dated a Leo lol. If I run into one, I may...do something wink LOL! Ah wethu, it's nothing serious. Uthi I like to separate myself from them blah blah blah. The usual things zosapho.


Hahahaha i wonder if it would work coz leo males and Aquarius ladies seem to get along at first but when things get serious the leo guy kinda turns to be a borderline stalker grin from what I've seen though lol. Hahaha oh sure get you , thought usile grin
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by arleck: 1:21pm On Apr 20, 2017
Loyalblak007:
He was practically all over me on our first date. He was cool though,but was to eager
hmmmm! he was eager to do wah?? olosh**
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Loyalblak007(f): 1:28pm On Apr 20, 2017
arleck:
hmmmm! he was eager to do wah?? olosh**
Kids smh
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by arleck: 1:38pm On Apr 20, 2017
Loyalblak007:


Kids
smh
meshionu!! angry anupam!!
You the kid here....
you girl wud be forming what you aint, wat are u tryin 2 form now Mrs Mature or wah? angry thatz why ur type end up being beheaded and dumped in the bush...
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by oluwasma(f): 1:43pm On Apr 20, 2017
arleck:

meshionu!! angry anupam!!
You the kid here....
you girl wud be forming what you aint, wat are u tryin 2 form now Mrs Mature or wah? angry thatz why ur type end up being beheaded and dumped in the bush...
please let be careful of our choice of words...
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by arleck: 1:47pm On Apr 20, 2017
oluwasma:
please let be careful of our choice of words...
bae... that gurl is a sore loser Loyalblak007... i get you... why wud she type dat kind sh*t and mention me is she madt or did she tink every guy here is a FuckBoy? angry
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:50pm On Apr 20, 2017
oluwasma:
shocked is it a must o?
Lol... Must that? grin
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Nobody: 2:41pm On Apr 20, 2017
Augastianza:



Hahahaha i wonder if it would work coz leo males and Aquarius ladies seem to get along at first but when things get serious the leo guy kinda turns to be a borderline stalker grin from what I've seen though lol. Hahaha oh sure get you , thought usile grin

No girl, I'm good yho. When you're talking Aquarius/Leo relationships I think of Bobby Brown (Aquarius) & Whitney Houston (Leo). It sure doesn't sound like it'd be healthy but who knows. Uthe where are you based?
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Augastianza(f): 3:02pm On Apr 20, 2017
ZarZar:


No girl, I'm good yho. When you're talking Aquarius/Leo relationships I think of Bobby Brown (Aquarius) & Whitney Houston (Leo). It sure doesn't sound like it'd be healthy but who knows. Uthe where are you based?


Hahahaha that was shyty marriage to watch but hey they seemed to enjoy it grin. Loll ja relationship between these two can be too much I know wink. Jozi , east rand. Where you @ in pta
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Nobody: 3:46pm On Apr 20, 2017
Augastianza:



Hahahaha that was shyty marriage to watch but hey they seemed to enjoy it grin. Loll ja relationship between these two can be too much I know wink. Jozi , east rand. Where you @ in pta

East of Pretoria smiley
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Augastianza(f): 3:51pm On Apr 20, 2017
ZarZar:


East of Pretoria smiley


You must be an alcoholic grin
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Nobody: 3:55pm On Apr 20, 2017
Augastianza:



You must be an alcoholic grin


Lol, why? I barely even drink. I drink like once a year, nge "big days" grin Wena, do you drink?
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Augastianza(f): 4:05pm On Apr 20, 2017
ZarZar:



Lol, why? I barely even drink. I drink like once a year, nge "big days" grin Wena, do you drink?



Lol because all the xhosa girls who live e pta east , centurion and midrand are grin grin grin. Yithi uyaxoka lol this weekend I will be indulging tongue
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Nobody: 4:11pm On Apr 20, 2017
Augastianza:




Lol because all the xhosa girls who live e pta east , centurion and midrand are grin grin grin. Yithi uyaxoka lol this weekend I will be indulging tongue

LMAO. Go you! Zikhipha bo ma what over the weekend? Hayi girl, alcohol just doesn't agree with me, ndigula for days after. Hence drinking sparingly. Wena it's like uyaphapha grin
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Augastianza(f): 4:24pm On Apr 20, 2017
ZarZar:


LMAO. Go you! Zikhipha bo ma what over the weekend? Hayi girl, alcohol just doesn't agree with me, ndigula for days after. Hence drinking sparingly. Wena it's like uyaphapha grin


Hahahaha .Nothing much It's a friend's baby shower, can't wait till she pops him out I'm sick of all the complaints kodwa umntu uzenzile grin. Lol wish I had your system grin. Hahaha mna phapha? Never I'm very shy just surrounded by phapharing people lol. But I suspect you of that

Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by ideyhere(f): 4:31pm On Apr 20, 2017
The guy that have been forming if I come into town he'll flex me like mad. I came in and he came to pick me up...only for me to hear that he doesn't know any cool spots around. Next thing he saw one "mama-put" and decided to first eat "santa" before we start going to God-knows-where. Me I just siddon dey look ooh. After that na so the guy say make we go spare parts market go pick em friend wey go show am cool spots shocked undecided I followed him ooh and when we even got to the "cool spot" I had to sit through the dilemma like a real nice girl...but I made up my mind to stay away from all these aunts that use to arrange husband for people.
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Nobody: 4:38pm On Apr 20, 2017
Augastianza:



Hahahaha .Nothing much It's a friend's baby shower, can't wait till she pops him out I'm sick of all the complaints kodwa umntu uzenzile grin. Lol wish I had your system grin. Hahaha mna phapha? Never I'm very shy just surrounded by phapharing people lol. But I suspect you of that

LMAO @ uzenzile. Enjoy ke, girl. Just don't overdo it tongue Hayi ke mntase, that's where you are wrong. Mna I'm the type that likes to stay indoors like ndifukamile grin Even here I don't have that many friends. Less than a handful in fact. I have loner tendencies tongue
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by Augastianza(f): 4:58pm On Apr 20, 2017
ZarZar:


LMAO @ uzenzile. Enjoy ke, girl. Just don't overdo it tongue Hayi ke mntase, that's where you are wrong. Mna I'm the type that likes to stay indoors like ndifukamile grin Even here I don't have that many friends. Less than a handful in fact. I have loner tendencies tongue


Lol Thanks i wouldn't . Lol oh trust me I might be worse than you apho ekufukameni, I'm even embarrassed ukuya pha Saturday coz I haven't seen them in three months kodwa we live in the same city , but ke we chat daily. I only socialise nomntu oyi one grin grin. Either we braai outside or watch TV and talk crap grin. That is besides exchange visits between me and cuz
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by LePrezident(m): 6:47pm On Apr 20, 2017
ideyhere:
The guy that have been forming if I come into town he'll flex me like mad. I came in and he came to pick me up...only for me to hear that he doesn't know any cool spots around. Next thing he saw one "mama-put" and decided to first eat "santa" before we start going to God-knows-where. Me I just siddon dey look ooh. After that na so the guy say make we go spare parts market go pick em friend wey go show am cool spots shocked undecided I followed him ooh and when we even got to the "cool spot" I had to sit through the dilemma like a real nice girl...but I made up my mind to stay away from all these aunts that use to arrange husband for people.

So your aunt arranged him for you?
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by ideyhere(f): 6:55pm On Apr 20, 2017
LePrezident:


So your aunt arranged him for you?

Yup. ..
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by LePrezident(m): 6:59pm On Apr 20, 2017
ideyhere:


Yup. ..

Lol
Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by QuietHammer(m): 7:21pm On Apr 20, 2017
ZarZar:


No, I couldn't because he drove all the way from another city just for us to meet. A three hour drive. So I had to be good sport & I tried my best. Dude just got on my nerves.

I don't have more of my own but I could tell you one I heard from a friend. She told me she was out with friends at the casino & met this guy there. So maybe they decided to have sex because she told me that she left with him. When they got to the car, he told her to wait outside for a minute. She said she saw him through the window talking & concluded that he was on the phone. After he was done he let her in. They drove away. She said on the way he kept interrupting their conversation to argue with "someone". She said at that time she believed he was wearing an earpiece since he wasn't holding a cellphone. She said she also noticed a big green fly buzzing over his head. Turned out that the guy was actually arguing with the fly! Because when they got to his place, he had to beg it to let her into the house, she said. That's when she decided to run & jump over the wall of his house to escape the freak show she found herself in. Someone else told her that the guy was probably one of those people into black magic. Yanno, like the people who have snakes to make them money. So maybe the fly was a spy grin
Lol. So you south Africans also believe in such

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