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Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 1:03pm On Apr 23, 2017
Change your taste in women to accomodate your size.
Go for Larger women with low waist.
Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 1:08pm On Apr 23, 2017
Thanks so much for those that offered medical advise.

Thank you for those who offered comic relief. It's been a while i smiled, i have had little sex so won't be touching any future wives.

Thank you too, the cynics. Having small organs too is the reverse of what i am facing... so you are emotionally down as well.

I have had a Skype chat with a final year medical student at UCLA in the past. He said it would be a pricey procedure and there is high risk of nerve damage. That i should manage what i have.

Have a nice day, folks.
Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 1:10pm On Apr 23, 2017
Op just listen to The Notorious Big.. One more chance..
You are gonna be alright..

When it comes to sex, I'm similar to the thriller in Manila
Honeys call me Bigga the condom filler
Whether it's stiff tongue or stiff dick
Biggie squeeze it to make shit fit, now check this shit
I got the pack of Rough Riders in the back of the Pathfinder
You know the ep along by James Todd Smith
I get swift with the lyrical gift
Hit you with the dick, make your kidneys shift
Here we go, here we go, but I'm not Domino
I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop slow
So recognize the dick size in these Karl Kani jeans
I'm in thirteens, know what I mean
I Bleep around and hit you with the Hennessey dick
Mess around and go blind, don't get to see shit
The next batter, here to shatter your bladder, it doesn't matter...........
Re: SOLVED! by Stegomiah: 1:13pm On Apr 23, 2017
Uyi168:
may god not let u near my future wife!

grin grin grin

LWKMD

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Re: SOLVED! by Eldee54321(m): 1:14pm On Apr 23, 2017
Loyalblak007:
hmmmm
e be like say u dey feel dt thing wela
grin
Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 1:14pm On Apr 23, 2017
ZarZar:


Ouch. It looks very painful to me. Lol @ staying indoors is boring. I thought you said you were a homebody tongue But anyway, maybe it's a way to get you to slow things down for a bit smiley

The playing doctor part, I meant if you needed help to tend to your wounds grin

I meant not going to work by that staying indoor. I use to count money lost per day since I'm self-employed.
Re: SOLVED! by Eldee54321(m): 1:15pm On Apr 23, 2017
Haaaaa chiiisssooooo...Idonbilivit heheheh...some are blessed ooo chaiiiiii
Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 1:17pm On Apr 23, 2017
Snow84:


I meant not going to work by that staying indoor. I use to count money lost per day since I'm self-employed.

Oh OK, I understand.
Re: SOLVED! by dingbang(m): 1:19pm On Apr 23, 2017
Stegomiah:
shocked shocked shocked shocked
O'boi, this is real

Op, is that in it's relaxed state or erected state

This kind joystick can kill peson pikin

The kind wey dey reach intestine

Adonbilivit

Am still yet to recover

lol dats not a penis . look again..
Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 1:20pm On Apr 23, 2017
ZarZar:


The playing doctor part, I meant if you needed help to tend to your wounds grin


Going by what I studied in school, I have kits at home for anything of this nature. BTW, I don't want a virgin to attend to me, because the other time you said you're a virgin. Which one are we going to believe now: when you were asked to choose pûsy size, you chose number 4. grin
Re: SOLVED! by Ginaz(f): 1:26pm On Apr 23, 2017
daylyt:
Op just listen to The Notorious Big.. One more chance..
You are gonna be alright..

When it comes to sex, I'm similar to the thriller in Manila
Honeys call me Bigga the condom filler
Whether it's stiff tongue or stiff dick
Biggie squeeze it to make shit fit, now check this shit
I got the pack of Rough Riders in the back of the Pathfinder
You know the ep along by James Todd Smith
I get swift with the lyrical gift
Hit you with the dick, make your kidneys shift
Here we go, here we go, but I'm not Domino
I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop slow
So recognize the dick size in these Karl Kani jeans
I'm in thirteens, know what I mean
I Bleep around and hit you with the Hennessey dick
Mess around and go blind, don't get to see shit
The next batter, here to shatter your bladder, it doesn't matter...........

I have a problem with your moniker. It's blasphemy.
Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 1:26pm On Apr 23, 2017
Ginaz:


I have a problem with your moniker. It's blasphemy.

How?
Re: SOLVED! by Ginaz(f): 1:27pm On Apr 23, 2017
JesusChrist666:
Thanks so much for those that offered medical advise.

Thank you for those who offered comic relief. It's been a while i smiled, i have had little sex so won't be touching any future wives.

Thank you too, the cynics. Having small organs too is the reverse of what i am facing... so you are emotionally down as well.

I have had a Skype chat with a final year medical student at UCLA in the past. He said it would be a pricey procedure and there is high risk of nerve damage. That i shoule day, folks.

I have a problem with your moniker. It's blasphemy.
Re: SOLVED! by Ishilove: 1:29pm On Apr 23, 2017
Mimzyy:


I'll smack u. Show me the cap and let's pick it up from there angry.
Repeeeent! cheesy

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Re: SOLVED! by Ginaz(f): 1:31pm On Apr 23, 2017
daylyt:


How?

Sorry not you but the O.P, my mistake.
Re: SOLVED! by Kosy79(f): 1:31pm On Apr 23, 2017
JesusChrist666:
Hi Ladies & Gents,

PLEASE i beg you, don't trivialize this discussion. I am 31 years old already. Working for an international company earning a very good salary monthly (400k+), I have found it extremely hard to marry.

WHY?

Since the age of 18, it seems my reproductive organ has refused to stop growing. It is around 11 inches long now. While growing up, it was fun to boast about size, but now nothing is funny about it.

GFs don't want to hang around and it is very unpleasant to see a woman in tears, the look of fear and the inevitable bleeding that follows after lovemaking. This is very often followed by " I can't do this anymore...i can't cope" and a swift jilting.

I have gone to see several urologists / andrologists in teaching hospitals all to no avail. All they advise me is to lubricate more, take it easy, no deep penetrations. Nothing has worked. I was also diagnosed with satyriasis - extremely high libido.

I have attached some pictures. PLEASE NO JOKES. If you have nothing serious to offer as advice, please move on.

THANKS in anticipation of good advice. I am depressed!

MODIFIED : This is a very private topic and i am going to take it down very soon.

THE PENIS ISN'T FLACCID IN THE PICTURES...IT IS SEMI-ERECT.
I advise u visit a good sex therapist i don't support surgery and try not to put inside too much
Re: SOLVED! by Mimzyy(f): 1:32pm On Apr 23, 2017
grin grin grin See how long it is naaa

Ishilove:

Repeeeent! cheesy
Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 1:33pm On Apr 23, 2017
Snow84:



Going by what I studied in school, I have kits at home for anything of this nature. BTW, I don't want a virgin to attend to me, because the other time you said you're a virgin. Which one are we going to believe now: when you were asked to choose pûsy size, you chose number 4. grin

LMAO. Never mind me, sometimes I'm...how shall we call it...mischievous? Yeah, I'm a bit cheeky tongue

So, I guess that means I can come help, right? grin
Re: SOLVED! by Ishilove: 1:34pm On Apr 23, 2017
Mimzyy:
grin grin grin See how long it is naaa

I didn't click on it because I know the op is seeking attention embarassed
Re: SOLVED! by dingbang(m): 1:35pm On Apr 23, 2017
Ginaz:


I have a problem with your moniker. It's blasphemy.
how is It blasphemy? Just because u saw some numbers?
Re: SOLVED! by marieolae(f): 1:36pm On Apr 23, 2017
Blood of Nazareth. I rebuke this in my life shocked

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Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 1:36pm On Apr 23, 2017
Ishilove:

I didn't click on it because I know the op is seeking attention embarassed

You are the one who seeks attention fighting people online.

Thanks for your advice. Take care.
Re: SOLVED! by LePrezident(m): 1:38pm On Apr 23, 2017
JesusChrist666:


Thanks for the well-wishes, sister. It is actually not flaccid here. It is semi-erect.

If it was flaccid, i would be fainting from blood loss when my pen1s is getting hard.

I don't go to public swimming pools.... my member juts under most boxers i wear.

I have actually never experienced pleasant sex. I fight all the time because of accumulation of testosterone without an outlet.

Guy, why you dey lie?
Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 1:38pm On Apr 23, 2017
marieolae:
Blood of Nazareth. I rebuke this in my life shocked
Amen.. grin

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Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 1:40pm On Apr 23, 2017
Ginaz:


I have a problem with your moniker. It's blasphemy.

I was born to Muslim / Christain parents....but i have been unable to see anyone who died and resurrected with hard evidence.

So, how do we know a Life after Death exists? I believe in a Supreme Being but i am very flexible.

If you were born into a Muslim majority country, won't you likely be a Muslim now? What would happen to our forefathers who knew no religion?

CHEERS
Re: SOLVED! by LePrezident(m): 1:40pm On Apr 23, 2017
Stegomiah:


That's some serious allegation, cos he still shared another pix
But it will be better if you can prove him wrong
Nlders can do anything for attention

Where did he share another pic? Now take a look at the hands holding the thing (I said thing cos it could also be cucucumber that has been put in there and not any real d**k). Take a look at the hand carefully, same left had used to hold in both pictures posted but different vein patterns on the back of the hand,how is that possible?
Re: SOLVED! by LePrezident(m): 1:41pm On Apr 23, 2017
ZarZar:


Shhhh...let's see what you are working with.

Lol, when I haven't even seen your pic
Re: SOLVED! by LePrezident(m): 1:42pm On Apr 23, 2017
JesusChrist666:


DECEIVED***....PLEASE I BEG YOU WITH GOD, prove this.

I need a certified Dr registered with the Nigerian Medical Council of course, to add me. Would show more pictures as confirmation.

I see a lot of jealousy here and i can only wish the guys with micro dicks can suffer the emotional trauma i have suffered.

NOTHING and i REPEAT, NOTHING would make me show my naked pen1s on a public forum to appease cynics who won't even help me.

I would delete this soon because it seems the advice has reached it's peak and diminishing returns has set in

Do you think i am proud to show something this private?



Lol, you can lie for Africa. How can your same left hand have different vein patterns? Kindly explain it.
Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 1:42pm On Apr 23, 2017
LePrezident:


Lol, when I haven't even seen your pic

I'll show you mine if you show me yours tongue
Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 1:43pm On Apr 23, 2017
LePrezident:


Where did he share another pic? Now take a look at the hands holding the thing (I said thing cos it could also be cucucumber that has been put in there and not any real d**k). Take a look at the hand carefully, same left had used to hold in both pictures posted but different vein patterns on the back of the hand,how is that possible?

Send your GF / Sister and let us please end the discussion. Thank you.

If you are so envious, i pray you experience what i have. AMEN & AMIN

First it was a stolen picture...then the blood vessels in my hand are not identical...fast running out of excuses, PLEASE i need to see your sis
Re: SOLVED! by YoungBlackRico(m): 1:43pm On Apr 23, 2017
What da...? shocked this can't be real.

©YBR
Re: SOLVED! by LePrezident(m): 1:43pm On Apr 23, 2017
Safiaa:
Show us the blog.

This was like about two years ago, I obviously can't remember it. But take a look at the OP's left hand he used to hold the thing in both pics. The same left hand has different vein patterns. That shows you that those two pics don't belong to the same person. And note: it could have been cucumber put under the boxers

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