Uyi168:
may god not let u near my future wife!

Loyalblak007:
hmmmm

ZarZar:


Ouch. It looks very painful to me. Lol @ staying indoors is boring. I thought you said you were a homebody But anyway, maybe it's a way to get you to slow things down for a bit

The playing doctor part, I meant if you needed help to tend to your wounds

Snow84:


I meant not going to work by that staying indoor. I use to count money lost per day since I'm self-employed.

Stegomiah:

O'boi, this is real

Op, is that in it's relaxed state or erected state

This kind joystick can kill peson pikin

The kind wey dey reach intestine

Adonbilivit

Am still yet to recover

ZarZar:


The playing doctor part, I meant if you needed help to tend to your wounds

daylyt:
Op just listen to The Notorious Big.. One more chance..
You are gonna be alright..

When it comes to sex, I'm similar to the thriller in Manila
Honeys call me Bigga the condom filler
Whether it's stiff tongue or stiff dick
Biggie squeeze it to make shit fit, now check this shit
I got the pack of Rough Riders in the back of the Pathfinder
You know the ep along by James Todd Smith
I get swift with the lyrical gift
Hit you with the dick, make your kidneys shift
Here we go, here we go, but I'm not Domino
I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop slow
So recognize the dick size in these Karl Kani jeans
I'm in thirteens, know what I mean
I Bleep around and hit you with the Hennessey dick
Mess around and go blind, don't get to see shit
The next batter, here to shatter your bladder, it doesn't matter...........

Ginaz:


I have a problem with your moniker. It's blasphemy.

JesusChrist666:
Thanks so much for those that offered medical advise.

Thank you for those who offered comic relief. It's been a while i smiled, i have had little sex so won't be touching any future wives.

Thank you too, the cynics. Having small organs too is the reverse of what i am facing... so you are emotionally down as well.

I have had a Skype chat with a final year medical student at UCLA in the past. He said it would be a pricey procedure and there is high risk of nerve damage. That i shoule day, folks.

Mimzyy:


I'll smack u. Show me the cap and let's pick it up from there .

daylyt:


How?

JesusChrist666:
Hi Ladies & Gents,

PLEASE i beg you, don't trivialize this discussion. I am 31 years old already. Working for an international company earning a very good salary monthly (400k+), I have found it extremely hard to marry.

WHY?

Since the age of 18, it seems my reproductive organ has refused to stop growing. It is around 11 inches long now. While growing up, it was fun to boast about size, but now nothing is funny about it.

GFs don't want to hang around and it is very unpleasant to see a woman in tears, the look of fear and the inevitable bleeding that follows after lovemaking. This is very often followed by " I can't do this anymore...i can't cope" and a swift jilting.

I have gone to see several urologists / andrologists in teaching hospitals all to no avail. All they advise me is to lubricate more, take it easy, no deep penetrations. Nothing has worked. I was also diagnosed with satyriasis - extremely high libido.

I have attached some pictures. PLEASE NO JOKES. If you have nothing serious to offer as advice, please move on.

THANKS in anticipation of good advice. I am depressed!

MODIFIED : This is a very private topic and i am going to take it down very soon.

THE PENIS ISN'T FLACCID IN THE PICTURES...IT IS SEMI-ERECT.

Ishilove:

Repeeeent!

Snow84:



Going by what I studied in school, I have kits at home for anything of this nature. BTW, I don't want a virgin to attend to me, because the other time you said you're a virgin. Which one are we going to believe now: when you were asked to choose pûsy size, you chose number 4.

Mimzyy:
See how long it is naaa

Ginaz:


I have a problem with your moniker. It's blasphemy.

Ishilove:

I didn't click on it because I know the op is seeking attention

JesusChrist666:


Thanks for the well-wishes, sister. It is actually not flaccid here. It is semi-erect.

If it was flaccid, i would be fainting from blood loss when my pen1s is getting hard.

I don't go to public swimming pools.... my member juts under most boxers i wear.

I have actually never experienced pleasant sex. I fight all the time because of accumulation of testosterone without an outlet.

marieolae:
Blood of Nazareth. I rebuke this in my life

Ginaz:


I have a problem with your moniker. It's blasphemy.

Stegomiah:


That's some serious allegation, cos he still shared another pix
But it will be better if you can prove him wrong
Nlders can do anything for attention

ZarZar:


Shhhh...let's see what you are working with.

JesusChrist666:


DECEIVED***....PLEASE I BEG YOU WITH GOD, prove this.

I need a certified Dr registered with the Nigerian Medical Council of course, to add me. Would show more pictures as confirmation.

I see a lot of jealousy here and i can only wish the guys with micro dicks can suffer the emotional trauma i have suffered.

NOTHING and i REPEAT, NOTHING would make me show my naked pen1s on a public forum to appease cynics who won't even help me.

I would delete this soon because it seems the advice has reached it's peak and diminishing returns has set in

Do you think i am proud to show something this private?

LePrezident:


Lol, when I haven't even seen your pic

LePrezident:


Where did he share another pic? Now take a look at the hands holding the thing (I said thing cos it could also be cucucumber that has been put in there and not any real d**k). Take a look at the hand carefully, same left had used to hold in both pictures posted but different vein patterns on the back of the hand,how is that possible?

Safiaa:
Show us the blog.