My name is jane, well am new on nairaland and saw lot of people writing and posting on this thread. I decide to add mine
Everything about this this story is fiction and nothing should be taking personal..it is just for fun

Shool was ging to resume on monday,that was the day i have been waiting for an am going to be in ss3
Christine! Christine! Christine !! Mama called me
Am cuming mum am takng ma bath
U beta be fast or u will get late
Bath finish in a hurry wearing my red and green uniform with black sock n black shoe. Bills college is the best school to go
Assembly was boring as usually singing the national anthem and hearing our boring principal talk,opening his eye so wide like his life depend on it and making stupid hand gestures that don't go with what he is saying. Am use to it but dat morning own and the way i was looking at him was when i first saw him doing it when i was in jss1.. The person who make the assembly more boring is bimbo the assembly prefect,who expect you to jam your feet as if you are in an army barracks when singing the matching in song. After 30 mins of assenbly rubbish we all entered the class.
I will tell u how mr tayo my english teacher spoil ma day..

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Another irritating shorthand script full of u, ma, am cumming and poor "paragraphing"

ITbomb:
Another irritating shorthand script full of u, ma, am cumming and poor "paragraphing"

well anyting u write,becos this is my first time of writing xo i think i should expect something like this

Slimzjane:
well anyting u write,becos this is my first time of writing xo i think i should expect something like this

Way to go girl.
If you wanna be successful in writing, stay closer to critics than the well-done crew.
I guess you are through with sec school, work on those shorthand before they mess you up when it matters

English lanuage was the first subject of the day.i hate my enlish teacher,instead of my english teacher to teach and go he wil say this thing he use to say when i was in ss1. He will begin like this
Christine; i know you are now in ss3,I know you are now in ss3, i know you will be dating men old enough to be ur father. I know you will know doggy style,wheel barrow style very well.i know that ur breast is already coming out and all those boys at the corner of ur house will have been taking the automatic feeder of life,don't worry when u get pregnant i will know. Till then.
When mr tayo has abuse me finish thay is when he will start teaching and there is no chance because is period is always over.How we use to copy is note is through saturday lesson.
The day went by we did ict n agric,the long break was on and not yet over when the principak called all the ss3 Student to introduce how new diction teacher...

Slimzjane:
English lanuage was the first subject of the day.i hate my enlish teacher,instead of my english teacher to teach and go he wil say this thing he use to say when i was in ss1. He will begin like this
Christine; i know you are now in ss3,I know you are now in ss3, i know you will be dating men old enough to be ur father. I know you will know doggy style,wheel barrow style very well.i know that ur breast is already coming out and all those boys at the corner of ur house will have been taking the automatic feeder of life,don't worry when u get pregnant i will know. Till then.
When mr tayo has abuse me finish thay is when he will start teaching and there is no chance because is period is always over.How we use to copy is note is through saturday lesson.
The day went by we did ict n agric,the long break was on and not yet over when the principak called all the ss3 Student to introduce how new diction teacher...

This is so so horrible. You need to improve on your writing and communication skills. No one is asking you to write in big grammar and all. Write in simple, basic English. The English teacher may be right. I think you are so distracted with a lot of social media frenzy and other vices he mentioned in your write up. There are so many online classes you can take. Step up and improve.Cheers!

such a beautiful story but poorly constructed..

jos write m 4 pidgin... haven't u heard abt a guy named Flow1739 abi 1759..e writes in pidgin 2 n was a legendary writer also..u can read his stories hia n improve dear.

Fyn gal lyk u kum dy messup lyk dis...Wetin d worwo 1s go kum do nko

[quote author=Slimzjane post=55862199]Shool was ging to resume on monday,that was the day i have been waiting for an am going to be in ss3
Christine! Christine! Christine !! Mama called me
Am cuming mum am takng ma bath
U beta be fast or u will get late
Bath finish in a hurry wearing my red and green uniform with black sock n black shoe. Bills college is the best school to go
Assembly was boring as usually singing the national anthem and hearing our boring principal talk,opening his eye so wide like his life depend on it and making stupid hand gestures that don't go with what he is saying. Am use to it but dat morning own and the way i was looking at him was when i first saw him doing it when i was in jss1.. The person who make the assembly more boring is bimbo the assembly prefect,who expect you to jam your feet as if you are in an army barracks when singing the matching in song. After 30 mins of assenbly rubbish we all entered the class.
I will tell u how mr tayo my english teacher spoil [quote author=Slimzjane post=55862199]Shool was ging to resume on monday,that was the day i have been waiting for an am going to be in ss3
Christine! Christine! Christine !! Mama called me
Am cuming mum am takng ma bath
U beta be fast or u will get late
Bath finish in a hurry wearing my red and green uniform with black sock n black shoe. Bills college is the best school to go
Assembly was boring as usually singing the national anthem and hearing our boring principal talk,opening his eye so wide like his life depend on it and making stupid hand gestures that don't go with what he is saying. Am use to it but dat morning own and the way i was looking at him was when i first saw him doing it when i was in jss1.. The person who make the assembly more boring is bimbo the assembly prefect,who expect you to jam your feet as if you are in an army barracks when singing the matching in song. After 30 mins of assenbly rubbish we all entered the class.
I will tell u how mr tayo my english teacher spoil [quote author=Slimzjane post=55862199]Shool was ging to resume on monday,that was the day i have been waiting for an am going to be in ss3
Christine! Christine! Christine !! Mama called me
Am cuming mum am takng ma bath
U beta be fast or u will get late
Bath finish in a hurry wearing my red and green uniform with black sock n black shoe. Bills college is the best school to go
Assembly was boring as usually singing the national anthem and hearing our boring principal talk,opening his eye so wide like his life depend on it and making stupid hand gestures that don't go with what he is saying. Am use to it but dat morning own and the way i was looking at him was when i first saw him doing it when i was in jss1.. The person who make the assembly more boring is bimbo the assembly prefect,who expect you to jam your feet as if you are in an army barracks when singing the matching in song. After 30 mins of assenbly rubbish we all entered the class.
I will tell u how mr tayo my english teacher spoil

Slimzjane:
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happy birthday to u

austine4real:

happy birthday to u

thank you

Slimzjane:
My name is jane, well am new on nairal and and saw lot of people writing and posting on this thread. I decide to add mine
Everything about this this story is fiction and nothing should be taking personal..it is just for fun

re u a writer

bizzy500:
re u a writer

what is this one saying?

bizzy500:
re u a writer

what is this one saying?

Slimzjane:
what is this one saying? what is this one saying?

water！！since u dont knw wat im saying