BlackOnassis:


My friend let me tell you the truth. You no try at all at all! Seriously, if you think you can satisfy your hubby without sucking him, you are just deceiving yourself. I dont mean to be harsh, just take a poll of honest men you know and you will find out what im saying. Good luck.

My dear, the fact that u like it don't mean all mean do. Take note

frank317:


What pleasure? You are indeed a worldly Christian. Keep in feeding your flesh. You better pray to God for forgiveness, and stop allowing earthly pleasures to confuse u.
A holy person cannot be taking his wife from behind like a worldly person. How can u claim to be holy yet as a woman u will be screaming give it to me, don't stop, this is sweet, dig me harder, during sex? Or allow a man to mess up ur holy body by slapping Ur ass and having sex in different positions like a LovePeddler, grabbing his dick with the same hand you use in opening the Bible? And even sucking it with the same mouth u use to preach the word.
Did Jesus do any of those?
What kind of mind do u have? Where do u even learn all those rubbish from? Why will u give Ur woman doggy? Are u a dog? Why will u have sex like an animal?
Guy, stick to the holy position... Lie her down respectively, kiss her with love, gently caress her untill she is wet the enter her and pump gently or are your holy mind leads u until u come. And the woman must just moan just because of the effect of ur touch... She must avoid sounding vulgar and getting over excited.
We must no allow the pleasures of sex make us miss heaven.

Did Jesus even have sex @all?

Hardeysolution:
Confused me watched a movie and the husband was questioning the woman where she got the idea of this sex styles. They are CHRISTIANS. I was confused and was like, does Christianity allow sex styles? Does the religion allow romantic approach to sex? This time for married ones.. ..
Should I ask then, does God allow it?

I think what husband and wife do shouldn't be any body's business. Whether they use styles or not how does that concern anyone?

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

Why do you like finding trouble on Sunday?

dingbang:
bj is not the only mouth action... Kissing is mouth action too. Be properly guided

Nairaland changed it to mouth action not me, I wrote bj

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

go and sit down abeg... sex is made to be enjoyed, your point baseless

heykims:

A man of God a pervert?? And he still got a whole book to his name in d Bible??
If u indeed believe the Bible is a Holy book, then u just insulted ur creator.. .
And if Jesus was married, he would have had sex and enjoyed it and he would give more than doggy as far as his thing remained inside d vagina and not d azz ....

Frank sorry to say dis bt I v to, I dnt tink u understand d Bible. Nd u r being sarcasm. Married couples have d ryt to have any kind of sex style they want so far they r legally married. OK, wht do u v to say concerning pple dt do it who r nt married

frank317:


What pleasure? You are indeed a worldly Christian. Keep in feeding your flesh. You better pray to God for forgiveness, and stop allowing earthly pleasures to confuse u.
A holy person cannot be taking his wife from behind like a worldly person. How can u claim to be holy yet as a woman u will be screaming give it to me, don't stop, this is sweet, dig me harder, during sex? Or allow a man to mess up ur holy body by slapping Ur ass and having sex in different positions like a LovePeddler, grabbing his dick with the same hand you use in opening the Bible? And even sucking it with the same mouth u use to preach the word.
Did Jesus do any of those?
What kind of mind do u have? Where do u even learn all those rubbish from? Why will u give Ur woman doggy? Are u a dog? Why will u have sex like an animal?
Guy, stick to the holy position... Lie her down respectively, kiss her with love, gently caress her untill she is wet the enter her and pump gently or are your holy mind leads u until u come. And the woman must just moan just because of the effect of ur touch... She must avoid sounding vulgar and getting over excited.
We must no allow the pleasures of sex make us miss heaven.

Lol... this ur sarcasm...

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

Obviously, you are living the Christian life in the arms of the flesh. Please don't give wrong advice to people since you don't know the HolySpirit yet. Thanks.

repogirl:
Why do you like finding trouble on Sunday?

Seriously madam Repo, this thread just made my day

skillzbae:
Lols. The world today is changing. If u push ur spouse to commit adultery because of sex style, I believe you are in for a long thing from God, man, conscience and suffering. I remember on my wedding day, the pastor kept shouting satisfy your husband, and by that I believe he was asking me to give my husband just as he wants it. The only thing I don't support is Mouth Action, apart from it being irritating the stuff is supposed to go into the vee jay to produce children not to serve as milk In your mouth.

I am a bit confused here. What is vee jay? This is what Google said. Obviously, they produce records, and not children as you said. Am I missing something?

Hardeysolution:
which Bible verse relates to having sex

1 corintians 7

naniawini:
Are u 4 real... That would be so boring.... Thats why I ain't marrying no pastor

I see you getting married to a deeper life pastor

skillzbae:


Nairaland changed it to mouth action not me, I wrote bj

its not unhealthy for a married woman to practice a bj on her hubby... So..

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

guy jesus is coming for you

Someone called frank said "Pump gently"

lolllll !D


u na pumping machine

abi fuel pump?

skillzbae:



My dear, the fact that u like it don't mean all mean do. Take note

I see you are not ready to face reality. Even your husband sef is lying to you. O ma se o.

frank317:


What pleasure? You are indeed a worldly Christian. Keep in feeding your flesh. You better pray to God for forgiveness, and stop allowing earthly pleasures to confuse u.
A holy person cannot be taking his wife from behind like a worldly person. How can u claim to be holy yet as a woman u will be screaming give it to me, don't stop, this is sweet, dig me harder, during sex? Or allow a man to mess up ur holy body by slapping Ur ass and having sex in different positions like a LovePeddler, grabbing his dick with the same hand you use in opening the Bible? And even sucking it with the same mouth u use to preach the word.
Did Jesus do any of those?
What kind of mind do u have? Where do u even learn all those rubbish from? Why will u give Ur woman doggy? Are u a dog? Why will u have sex like an animal?
Guy, stick to the holy position... Lie her down respectively, kiss her with love, gently caress her untill she is wet the enter her and pump gently or are your holy mind leads u until u come. And the woman must just moan just because of the effect of ur touch... She must avoid sounding vulgar and getting over excited.
We must no allow the pleasures of sex make us miss heaven.

this guy are you saying my woman shouldn't touch my dick
and really the holy spirit leads us to cum?? chai .... Christianity ooo ooooo ooooo

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

Your mumu dey wonder me

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

Your mumu dey wonder me, you neee senses no be small

frank317:


Be ye holy for I your God is holy. So u want to be holy in other aspects of ur life and not in ur sexual life? So as a Christian holy spirit does no teach u that once he has come into u, everything about you becomes holy? Why do u hate the word holy sex? Would you prefer unholy sex? Pls what kind of Christian are u?

I don't understand this perspective of yours. God has no problem (as shown in the Bible) with sexual positions IN MARRIAGE, it is the prerogative of the couple how they want to carry out their pareunial activities, as long as:
1. It doesn't cause another believer to stumble (1 Corinthians 6:2)
2. It doesn't involve vile language (Ephesians 4:19, Colosians 3:8-10).

You have still not provided a single shred of biblical proof to ascertain your stance.
One thing I find curious however is how the so called Christians found out different sexual positions? I hope it was from text books and not from pornography.

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

Kindly explain where you got your definition of "holy sex" in the bible

Sense no dey again

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.
A word is enough for the wise.

You seem to be the best Christian. Please back your claims with biblical quotes on how married people should have sexual intercourse

Guys 4 Me d only sex style dats nt allowed in Christianity is anal sex, totally forbidden. So u nd ur wife cn enjoy ur Christian sex life all styles except anal sex take note.

See the way frank317 just dey yank ppl chain. Walahi this guy is wicked

obonujoker:


I see you getting married to a deeper life pastor

I reject I rather stay unmarried

Lol frank317 wan kill me
So christians want to have worldy sex
It's funny how they all agree on this but when it comes to other matters that is supposed to cause controversy in their religion their brains would become inactive

skillzbae:
Lols. The world today is changing. If u push ur spouse to commit adultery because of sex style, I believe you are in for a long thing from God, man, conscience and suffering. I remember on my wedding day, the pastor kept shouting satisfy your husband, and by that I believe he was asking me to give my husband just as he wants it. The only thing I don't support is Mouth Action, apart from it being irritating the stuff is supposed to go into the vee jay to produce children not to serve as milk In your mouth.

anyhow it is done, is your husband. whether mouth action. he got to enjoy you if you don't want to loose him to other ladies..

toyetade:


You are not a Christian. YOu are just mocking

I was starting to think I was the only one who saw it that way.

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

This write up here explain why there are different doctrines each from every church, they've replaced the real word with assumed words hence serious confusion in the Christendom and open doors of ridicule from rationale thinking people

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

I want to believe that you were joking while typing this...
Holy sex? Get the flipping fu,ck outta here man.

Danhumprey:
Great sense of sarcasm.

The sarcasm was gold. I mean, ffucking Gold!