Afrokan:

You are a bastard, An Idiot,Pig, slowpoke and impotent idiot
I hope you are offended enough to use your jazz powers to know who is the inconsequential entity insulting you and your jazz power?
A seven year old boy in China can decipher nairaland security, obtain my email address, hack into my mail and obtain my personal information in less than 5mins. If your powers cant beat the commuting skills of a seven Year old chinease then you should try another trade becase the jazz business is not for you.
For more incentives, If you can Atleast make me have a bad dream tonight, I promise you 50,000 naira.

Junior66:

not hearsay bro. i saw my friends do it many times.

Mementoes:

This is getting more and more interesting.

Afrokan:

Let's assume the ancient artifacts were sold my greedy high priest(Which is false), Is the Benin God soooo impotent as to allow a mere mortal to sell His precious Artifacts?
Use Google and don't let sentiments blind, The British disposed the king and ransacked the palace. The took as much artifact as they could carry.
First of all the Benin jazz or God failed to protect his king and also failed to protect his own properties.
Smh

Afrokan:

Let's assume the ancient artifacts were sold my greedy high priest(Which is false), Is the Benin God soooo impotent as to allow a mere mortal to sell His precious Artifacts?
Use Google and don't let sentiments blind, The British disposed the king and ransacked the palace. The took as much artifact as they could carry.
First of all the Benin jazz or God failed to protect his king and also failed to protect his own properties.
Smh

Sexytemi:




Lol look at how low I brought you in an instant, I never claimed to have any power you see, but looking at your mental state it clearly shows that juju is already working in your life.

Adageorge:
juju when I was sleeping one day, someone. was dragging me at of my bed, I open. my eyes , I didn't c anyone , d one. that. provoke me, is when I saw my. self. sleeping on d air, guy I ran away from that room




na God be d protector of. all, just love him

kramer:


Cc: deebsman1

In case you both don't know, there are more non venomous scorpions than there are venomous scorpions, just like snakes. They will sting you but can't release any venom. Google it.

shoyemiayodeji:



..Dude I am tired of arguing "Do an in depth research and if you want to be empirical, join the practice of voodoo) for minimum of 1 year.. To some extent, I've done some empirical ( if you don't know what emprrical means, nah your whahala. You argument reeks of Bias, Ignorance e.t.c...Good night. God bless

Afrokan:

Your mum is a Prostitute and an Halot
Please forgive my language, I just want to offend you enough to consult your jazz man or use your own jazz powers to affect me negatively.
Appologies in advance if I offend you in any way, it's for the good of African Traditional beliefs

shoyemiayodeji:



..Dude I am tired of arguing "Do an in depth research and if you want to be empirical, join the practice of voodoo) for minimum of 1 year.. To some extent, I've done some empirical ( if you don't know what emprrical means, nah your whahala. You argument reeks of Bias, Ignorance e.t.c...Good night. God bless

Afrokan:

I have offered myself for the Advance of Traditional Beliefs in Nigeria.
Any strong jazz man here should decipher my Moniker and obtain my personal information.
Throw your strongest jazz at me, cripple me, Blind me, give me boils etc just keep me alive long enough to come give testimonies here on nairaland, So as to cure the doubts of others like me.

shoyemiayodeji:




Mehn I just told local jazz has how it works.... Common ...There are Procedures...... Your name (full) , your full mother maiden's name , The name of your Father, probability a private picture ( not in all Case) as some fell other things

iamkingzlee:
I believe there is 'Jazz' oh. Sometime 2015, i had this friend, we were walking together through pencinema to see someone at Agege. his phone was snatched and ofcourse, the thief ran. Guy man wasn't even bothered atall, na me even come dey worry on him behalf. He later told me the thief will bring his phone back to him same place, same time the next day. I went with him the next day to see what magic he had in mind to perfom to get his phone back but like he said; truly, the thief returned the phone begging on bended knees. This one no be sey them say, i saw it with my big eyes. He later told me it was 'Jazz'

iamkingzlee:
I believe there is 'Jazz' oh. Sometime 2015, i had this friend, we were walking together through pencinema to see someone at Agege. his phone was snatched and ofcourse, the thief ran. Guy man wasn't even bothered atall, na me even come dey worry on him behalf. He later told me the thief will bring his phone back to him same place, same time the next day. I went with him the next day to see what magic he had in mind to perfom to get his phone back but like he said; truly, the thief returned the phone begging on bended knees. This one no be sey them say, i saw it with my big eyes. He later told me it was 'Jazz'

AlfaAce:

The matter of those public students with charms is beyond my compréhension. Îles ha,osogbo and Ife.young boys fa!

SUCRE007:
Let Mii tell you doubting Thomases a story, when I was in secondary school, I know some boys who are very diabolical and fetish. They possess different kinds of charms that are very efficacious and potent.

There was a time, a student did something wrong and one of the most wicked teachers called him to come meet him and we all know that the boy is in hot soup but another student gave him (the student that did wrong) a charm to pin under his school uniform and go meet the teacher, on getting there, the teacher only said "what are you doing here" he forgot whatever the boy did and that was how the boy was left off the hook.

There are many instances like that in my secondary school days.

SonOfAfonja:
Africans and delusion.....Afrokan bro, you can only bring the horse to the stream, you can't force it to drink water....This people are braindead and I do not know what can ever resurrect their brain cells....

Afrokan:

If you were physically present or atleast if your friend did a video recording of the thief kneeling and begging then your story might be believable.

kramer:


Well I have a similar story but it has nothing to do with jazz.

I was also called once to see a teacher after school. When I got into the staff room he asked me why I was there? He basically forgot why he had asked me to come over.. I assumed he was probably busy all day especially when dealing with multiple students that day and I can assure you it wasn't jazz.

Another one was way back in primary school when one of my troublesome friends went missing during the day, we all looked all over for the boy but couldn't find him. Towards the end of day he reappeared out of nowhere and when we asked him where he was the little fuck3r said willie willie had kidnapped him. Now as stupid as that may sound we all believed him.. in retrospect it's very likely they boy was probably serving punishment in the staff room and came back with some bs story to deceive us, similar to your friends story

alfonso36:
I don't wnt to argue with you, if you are so confident of yourself, I beg you to give me your birthname if something terrible won't happen to you between now and 7 days call me a bastard

Afrokan:

Do I need to practice medicine for one full year to belive There is a cure for malaria? The Onus of proof is on you. When ever you have enough faith in Vodoo, Provide us with evidence.
Good night

Fabulocity:

kramer:


You may have experienced sleep paralysis. Check it out and let me know if anything sounds familiar.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

Afrokan:

It's shocking to see people with some form of Education believe rubbish.

Junior66:

i didnt know though but i am talking about the scorpions that sting. Its pute juju at work.

iamkingzlee:
leave story bro! I stand to gain nothing lying on here. To each his opinion.

virus05:
Me wey my fada na politician/contractor before, get bastard moni. Dey roll with senator and governors . Since d day my dad just enta villa share moni, we no see shi shi again. Even to get 10naira hard 4 my dad. Na my mother(a tailor dey take care of all of us now) . Recently e bring back cheque of 100million naira but to cash am out na story. We've gone to different pastors they will tell us the problem(which we know) but no solution. . For all those that are saying juju isnt real, Mehn i know what ive seen and passed through. You wouldnt believe until it happens to you i tell you. When it hits you nothing, i mean nothing will work out for you again. Now This is affecting my Christian life. I dont know if i should join the atheists crew coz this happend since 2003 thereabout and no type of prayer wey we neva pray. I cant concentrate on my education again.

iamkingzlee:
You don't know what jazz is na. Let it just remain like that biko. It's not nice :p

shoyemiayodeji:



Lolz......ignorance is surelly a disease. We have theories, hypothesis, paradyms e.t.c.

How do do know that malarial has a cure? Someone somewhere engaged in research which involves emperical study ( probably inject himself with the virus or used a test subject). There is no way you will know there is a cure for malaria if There is nothing called malaria. How did ( researchers) know the cure for malaria? Its because the engaged in emperical studies.
Know the virus- experiment ( including emperical studies)- Make know your result to the world..... And that is how you know maleria has a cure.....GOSH..


Your examples are useless. What class are you ? How old are you? You don't know anything and you refuse to learn. However if you don't engage in arguments and take what they give you line and sinker is the worst. #Thumbs up