FIRST TO WISH THE READERZ OF THIS GREAT STORY A happy new month.

Theblessedman, happy new month to you sir. According to your profile on Fb, this month is your birthday. Well happy brthday in advance

more update from you o!

Tgold1:
do I get ur digit or I give you mine?

anyhow... Be my guest

TemiGURL:
FIRST TO WISH THE READERZ OF THIS GREAT STORY A happy new month.

Theblessedman, happy new month to you sir. According to your profile on Fb, this month is your birthday. Well happy brthday in advance

more update from you o!

how in the world did you manage to beat me to that? our brains must be syncronizing together... Lolz

Double wahala for dead body.

TemiGURL:
FIRST TO WISH THE READERZ OF THIS GREAT STORY A happy new month.

Theblessedman, happy new month to you sir. According to your profile on Fb, this month is your birthday. Well happy brthday in advance

more update from you o!

same to u and all NLs.

TemiGURL:
anyhow... Be my guest

08185129931 do hit me up on whatsapp

I don't mean to derail the thread or seek unnecessary attractions but Just for the sake of people asking for the pics of my baby girl.

Meet Matilda, the baby of Queenliz. My priceless Jewel.

Cc:DIVINEROYALTY, cyber5, boffinjay, Tgold1, Rohy, Mrlemuel, theblessedman, pamelb and my own fiyah.

SmartestPopQUEEN:
I don't mean to derail the thread or seek unnecessary attractions but Just for the sake of people asking for the pics of my baby girl.

Meet Matilda, the baby of Queenliz. My priceless Jewel.

Cc:DIVINEROYALTY, cyber5, boffinjay, Tgold1, Rohy, Mrlemuel, theblessedman, pamelb and my own fiyah.

wow.wat a very cute princess.gonna grow up to be a beautiful lady.MALTIDA may GOD bless you abundantly nd u shall grow to become one of the most responsible and successful woman of your generation IJN.

samyfreshsmooth:
bros blessedashawoman hope say hat thunder willn't fire me cos i wan do small derailing o




a super super super super super super super super super super super super enormous shout out to dem NL stakeholders and chiefs @ my no1 man and herbalist hadampson (thanks bro for all the mentions,,,, now i know the stories to follw......and hope say u neever blake my love harameede heart o)

harameede99 my lovely sis how body

queenite the on and off woman

oly23 am loyal

IcHeM i hail o

spadzzy

adesina12 you still dy sell pop corn so?

Twinkiet my beautiful run aay wife

sunshine46 my first love

sirorubebe

wizsolzy

ikembe

rachealfst i heard u're the queen of nl literaturists now

etc etc etc

i greet you all o

Thanks Ma nigga...

About yesterday.me n ikombe, even johnsown1​ dey wit us

PrinceOFprince:
just 300k. And you can even pay with your gf

Taaaaaa! wo be my gf again?

SmartestPopQUEEN:
I don't mean to derail the thread or seek unnecessary attractions but Just for the sake of people asking for the pics of my baby girl.

Meet Matilda, the baby of Queenliz. My priceless Jewel.

Cc:DIVINEROYALTY, cyber5, boffinjay, Tgold1, Rohy, Mrlemuel, theblessedman, pamelb and my own fiyah.

oh.... little cutie, may she grow in strength, peace, wisdom, knowledge, good health and wealth . beautiful little girl

BUSTED CITIZENS Cc: mismore(f),
Donraj001(m), Kimkardashain(f),
TheBlessedMAN
(m) and 16 guest(s)



oga theblessedman, this one that you are viewing without commenting or update since yestday, is very unusual of you. Hope The mods have not banned you?

happy new month everybody

SmartestPopQUEEN:
I don't mean to derail the thread or seek unnecessary attractions but Just for the sake of people asking for the pics of my baby girl.

Meet Matilda, the baby of Queenliz. My priceless Jewel.

Cc:DIVINEROYALTY, cyber5, boffinjay, Tgold1, Rohy, Mrlemuel, theblessedman, pamelb and my own fiyah.

oh its a young woman

i see a future MD & CEO

TheBlessedMAN TheBlessedMAN

boffinjay:
dat fvcking club.no trophy for you this season

Yinmu, if Alaves no chop am, make i bend..

Theblessedman, where are you? Update please

Tgold1:
08185129931 do hit me up on whatsapp

ok

Hurklan:
Yinmu, if Alaves no chop am, make i bend..

were u dey wen dem dey wack u 2-1

Sango's ambassador!!! Come and kontinu

Thanks to y'all. By the way, where's theblessedman? We need update please

SmartestPopQUEEN:
I don't mean to derail the thread or seek unnecessary attractions but Just for the sake of people asking for the pics of my baby girl.

Meet Matilda, the baby of Queenliz. My priceless Jewel.

Cc:DIVINEROYALTY, cyber5, boffinjay, Tgold1, Rohy, Mrlemuel, theblessedman, pamelb and my own fiyah.

may she grow to be fruitful and famous in life. Wishing Matilda the best wishes of life.

Theblessed, please update nau, or what are u truly banned like princeofprince stated? Mods abeg, help us unban our Op o. Obinnau, Ishilove unban our Op if na u dey cause the traffic o

boffinjay:
were u dey wen dem dey wack u 2-1

not available, 2nd leg, i dash them 5, u see dah one

TheBlessedMAN:
[b]cc: talk2saintify, cyber5, princeofprince, Tgold1,boffinjay, huntsman, please help me inform my readers that I was banned from the literature section with the update I posted yestday at night. The ban will cancel by 11pm today. Have been sending texts to Obinnau and Ishilove to unban me but to no avail. Please help me to inform the readers.

yes, i thought as much. He was banned. Theblessedman will never view without updating or commenting. Obinnau, Ishilove, lalasticlala, mynd44, abeg help us unban our Op na? Theblessedman. Please help us unban him. Thanx

TemiGURL:
may she grow to be fruitful and famous in life. Wishing Matilda the best wishes of life.

was jst scrolling true nd saw ur monicker on NL nd decided to check ur pics (sumtin i hardly do)bt wen i checked it i held my breath for 5secs.TemiGURL i swear u're cute nd i wont mind makin u my NL wife

Hurklan:
not available, 2nd leg, i dash them 5, u see dah one

ok.mek we wait nd see.

TheBlessedMAN:
have lost count on how many times Mynd44 have closed my thread...that man is too strict jare...

Na obinnau and ishilove me dey find. That literature section they moderate is so not getting the attention its needed.

Unreasonable bans, taking a '0' page story to FP, taking a long abandoned story to FP, and whatave you.

Those guys ban posts more than the way customs ban the import of rice cc: talk2saintify, cyber5, princeofprince, gindox, eshkay, Tgold1,boffinjay, huntsman, please help me inform my readers that I was banned from the literature section with the update I posted yestday at night. The ban will cancel by 11pm today. Have been sending texts to Obinnau and Ishilove to unban me but to no avail. Please help me to inform the readers.

we going to be seeing a late update for TheBlessedMan
Due to his Ban!

Mynd44 Please!!

These mods are something else

we need a reform on Nairaland

unbanned.

talk2saintify:



we going to be seeing a late update for TheBlessedMan
Due to his Ban!

Mynd44 Please!!

Please unban him. .. His storey is contributing to seun bank account

60. COUNTLESS


Happy New Month FAMZ!!


I was visibly startled as the sight of Joke settled in my vision
and my hand tremulously withdraw the phone from my ear

I scrutinized her face for a few moment and was dithered on what to do

"Dear....whats the shrill all about? Whats going on?"
She said with a tremulous voice but I wasn't able to answer her immediately. I sat on the reading table and embarked on a reminiscence trip about my life

Wetin they happen for my life this days? Can't someone just live his life without worry again?

The events that started occuring in my life the day Jide introduced me to that sugar mummy stuffs with Beatrice were
gradually becoming tremendously unpleasant

I was drugged and rap*d at the hotel.
The following morning's Embarrasment?, to the Robbery incident, the Police station dilema, the threat!, the narrow escape of getting cut in Joke's mum's room, the Fainting dream, the encounter with the two ugly beasts, and now this death issue!

Gawd! When am I going to start living a peaceful life? Must I die because of seeking a better life? I never even fvck half of the pvssy I dreamed about and thats an ambition on its own

"Darous, talk to me nau," Joke's concern voice brought me back from the trip of cryptical thoughts "I asked you whats the cause of the noise?"

I cleared my throat "errrmm.....Joke" I tried to find my voice "its nothing....you don't have to worry"

"don't tell me that! I won't buy it...Darous, the way you shouted was enough to bring down the wall of Jericho...and" She pointed to my right hand that was wielding the phone "you didn't even bother to end
the call you are making...which all points to the fact that something is really going on with you".

I brought the phone to my face and saw that the call duration timer was still reading

'oh sh!t, Doyin must
have heard her voice!'. I cursed mentally, but
thats a worry for another time. Let me first of all attend to Joke's WAEC thats staring at my face and worry later about Doyin's JAMB of troubles

I ended the call and walked to the bed and slowly sat down on it. Joke squeezed her face and approached me
"dear, whats the matter? And don't tell me its nothing, because your face and body doesn't exactly scream NOTHING". She stated in a way that shows she's not going to accept anything I tell her unless its the truth

I placed my palms on her cheeks and stared at her beautiful face trying to intimidate her with my looks "Joke am fine... Trust me.."

"your face is somehow sad
and gloomy, sweetheart its
like you have a very lose definition of FINE..." She
remarked with an angst tone and added "talk to me please" I scrutinized her
face again and saw nothing but
pure sincerity in her
beautiful and sexy eyes just the same type I saw in her
mum's few weeks ago

She sat down beside me and put her right hand across my shoulder "you ought to have known by now that I will
always be worried about you dear..." She stated rubbing the back of my neck

I eased up a bit
and began to search the mendacious part of my brain to look for a perfect lie to give her

"ok. I'll tell you, but thats after I eat. Go prepare my food and I'll tell you everything when I finished eating"

She shrugged and rose up immediately and exited the room

I can't tell her that am in some kind of complicated cryptical issues with the woman I proclaimed to be my dad's sister or can I?

I listined attentively as my Barca and Madrid conscience began their verbal el-classico match

Madrid says, 'tell her the truth, she will understand, she loves you Darous, I can see it in her eyes, Joke is the type of woman that can steer her ship along with your storm without any repercussions'

Barca countered back immediately 'Darous don't mind that idiot o, well I don't expect him to understand because he only works with visual aid, if not, how can he say you should risk getting back on the street by telling her the truth? Abeg, you know say I like you, please no mind him o...just give her a gentle lie....'

Madrid interrupted, 'there's nothing like a gentle lie, a lie is a lie, since it can hurt someone you care about...'

Barca cuts in 'Darous, you be my niggar nau, since when ah don dey give you scope to handle people, have I ever given you the one that will back fire? Just trust me on this..na lie sure pas...'

Yes! You are right, thats the best thing to do, I mentally gave my Barca conscience a thumbs up for defeating my Madrid

'you are making a big mistake Darou....' Madrid was saying before I cut in angrily
"Will you shut up! Please mind your own business and don't ever disturb me again". I hissed and came to a conclusion of giving her a Perfect Gentle Lie (PGL)

I relaxed on the bed and was lost in thought on how to handle the Jamb issue with Adedoyin. After deliberating for a while, I decided to handle it the traditional way. I'll have to go to my native town, Lanlate in Oyo state, to consult my late dad's uncle. He will definitely help me out...


TBC