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Lol by Prince4945(m): 10:25pm On May 05, 2017 |
Thanks for your inputs 3 Likes |
Re: Lol by Safiaa(f): 10:26pm On May 05, 2017 |
She got pregnant because you had sex with her. 40 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Lol by Kondomatic(m): 10:27pm On May 05, 2017 |
What do you want us to do? carry out another text?? 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Lol by FelixFelicis(m): 10:30pm On May 05, 2017 |
Safiaa:no two explanation, happy birthday BTW 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Lol by bibijay123(f): 10:31pm On May 05, 2017 |
Maybe some dropped inside before you pulled out. 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Lol by SirL0neWolf(m): 10:32pm On May 05, 2017 |
You don't have to cum inside her mate...there's always little discharge and exchange of fluids before u 'pull out' Congrats bro u sld be happy...u got strong swimmers 32 Likes |
Re: Lol by teamobanabo(m): 10:32pm On May 05, 2017 |
see me see gutter... 6 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Lol by kachi7021(m): 10:34pm On May 05, 2017 |
U don't have to release inside her dude...your Siemen might have leaked inside her 1 Like |
Re: Lol by Frolic: 10:40pm On May 05, 2017 |
Re: Lol by Prince4945(m): 10:41pm On May 05, 2017 |
Chai, who send me go Bleep 6 Likes |
Re: Lol by eezeribe(m): 10:43pm On May 05, 2017 |
Prince4945: OK |
Re: Lol by ikp120(m): 10:44pm On May 05, 2017 |
Sorry for that bro. Just hope there would be a safe miscarriage. 1 Like |
Re: Lol by ikp120(m): 10:46pm On May 05, 2017 |
Prince4945:Na the same babe wey dey complain of painful sex? If na she, then your cup don full be that. Good luck bro 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Lol by ellagabs(f): 10:47pm On May 05, 2017 |
doctor's report my ass. tel her to kip d baby, imediately she wil tel u d trut... 2 Likes |
Re: Lol by Nobody: 10:47pm On May 05, 2017 |
wow congratulations bro,u will soon b a father |
Re: Lol by nwakibe: 10:47pm On May 05, 2017 |
See question. Somebody remind me how much dey sale condom. |
Re: Lol by Stevengerd(m): 10:48pm On May 05, 2017 |
See Yawa Oh! U Sef Ur Head No Complete, Shey Condom No Dey Ni? 2 Likes |
Re: Lol by Prince4945(m): 10:48pm On May 05, 2017 |
ikp120: Baba it is she ohh |
Re: Lol by Nobody: 10:48pm On May 05, 2017 |
kachi7021: Lol. No be only "Siemen", which model abeg? @Op, your pre seminal fluid can get a woman pregnant, its either that or your pull out game is weak. Just wait till she gives birth then do a DNA test to be double sure, I don't advise abortion. The children God gives these days are android children, very wise, intelligent and a delight to have. Congratulations baba Beji. 29 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Lol by ikp120(m): 10:54pm On May 05, 2017 |
Prince4945:Chai, wahala just dey sleep you just go wake am up. That was a bad omen but you didn't spot it. Prepare to be a father. Sorry for that bro. |
Re: Lol by Franchise21(m): 10:55pm On May 05, 2017 |
Dvmb questions flooding romanceland these days |
Re: Lol by ikp120(m): 10:58pm On May 05, 2017 |
kennygee:Kenny, abeg what about iOS, Windows, Mackintosh and Linus children? God no get those ones ni? Happy weekend to my girlfriend! |
Re: Lol by queenbetsy(f): 11:05pm On May 05, 2017 |
congrats... |
Re: Lol by jenny21(f): 11:05pm On May 05, 2017 |
I do not understand nairaland guys, is it that you guys skip biology classes in secondary school or you just slept your way through the lectures 9 Likes |
Re: Lol by Nobody: 11:06pm On May 05, 2017 |
ikp120: I'm just saying kids these days are very smart, they are more than a blessing. 2 Likes |
Re: Lol by youngreezy(m): 11:09pm On May 05, 2017 |
Kikiiki u didnt cum in her u EJACULATED in her. |
Re: Lol by iraborosasu: 11:11pm On May 05, 2017 |
Op haven't you heard of pre-cum. You know say u never ready for pikin u nor use Condom. I wish you happy Father's day in advance. 5 Likes |
Re: Lol by kachi7021(m): 11:11pm On May 05, 2017 |
kennygee: U are funny for Africa....which one is android children again |
Re: Lol by Prince4945(m): 11:12pm On May 05, 2017 |
Re: Lol by kachi7021(m): 11:13pm On May 05, 2017 |
jenny21: When they hate the teacher taking the course, what do u expect?? 3 Likes |
Re: Lol by Nobody: 11:14pm On May 05, 2017 |
kachi7021: My dear, I know a four year old boy who will go to play store on your phone and download games he wants to play. He knows the difference between Pin, password and pattern. Everyone in his house deleted all their games and passworded it, else Matthew will download games on your phone and kill your battery playing them. Those are the android kids I'm talking about. 13 Likes |
Re: Lol by Nobody: 11:16pm On May 05, 2017 |
Iz u stupid? Yo practicing what mummy and daddy do after daddy has paid bride price on your gf and you coming to ask us help out, we're u expecting $1.8bn USD after u did withdrawal method? Like you don't know how much condom is. Niggur deal with it. Go price baby diapers and baby tools, ah hope you got money for traditional and white wedding? Don't ruin the girls life and make her a monster tomorrow for the few good guys left. If u dump this girlie to her own cross, the next guy who comes close would be a prospective maga. Sort yourself out with her o. God don catch u, your sidechick escapades are over now.. *laughing like Hyena* 2 Likes |
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