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The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. / PERFIDY- A STORY OF LOVE,BETRAYAL AND DECEIT / United In Betrayal (2) (3) (4)
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Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TemiGURL(f): 7:02am On May 06, 2017 |
TheBlessedMAN:please do quickly. Suspense o! |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by SmartestPopQUEEN(f): 7:04am On May 06, 2017 |
Obinnau:please help us look into it, its distrupting the flow of this thread sir |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN: 7:06am On May 06, 2017 |
TemiGURL:updating now quickly. Thanx 4 staying tuned |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by PamelB(f): 7:07am On May 06, 2017 |
Oga, nice one o. |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN: 7:07am On May 06, 2017 |
64. COUNTLESS Two fat women were in the backseat and a very beautiful lady sitting alone at the front Light complexion, hazel eyes, alluring boobs well packed in a denim red top and a very beautiful face like that of Shakira I spotted the lady before Jide returned from where he went to drop our luggages inside the boot of the car Jide made for the front seat but I quickly pulled him back "no..no...na me dey pay for the fare, go sit down with your mums" I whispered in his ear "you no get sense, becos you don see pretty lady for front? Pvssy slave" he hissed and hopped into the back seat and closed the door I ignored his sentimental comment and hopped in to the front seat beside the lady The distance between Lafenwa to Oyo state is exactly the same distance between the first letter of SPERMATOZOA 'S' and 'A' the last letter The journey began after one of the women at the back said some lengthy journey mercies prayer which I reacted to nonchallantly We were at the 'R' letter of the journey when my Barca conscience started encouraging me to woo the lady beside me 'darous my guy, wetin dey happen na? You wan bone that beautiful girl throughout the journey? Abeg no dull am jor' it barely stopped talking before my Madrid conscience slowly countered back "Darous, please don't mind him o, I advice you to think twice, it was your relationship with a woman that led you to this fatal situation, don't add to...." 'instead of you to pray for him to be sucessful with that lady, you are here talking rubbish, abeg keep quiet jor' Barca retaliated 'will you guys just stop talking for a while? Wether you both like it or not, Am going to talk to this beautiful lady' I replied and switched off my conscience I was racking my brains for a good way to strike a conversation with her when an idea suddenly logged into my brain I removed my wallet from my grey chinos trouser and opened it. I recounted the 20k inside and started soliloquizing gently "7k for T.fare, 3k for breakfast, and this 10k for miscalleneous..." I made sure the corner of her eyes was watching me before I continued "I will use the ATM to withdraw 50k when I get down...gud as coffee" I smiled and inserted the wallet to my shirt's left brest pocket She started feeling uneasy and asked me of the time on my watch "please can you check the time for me?" She asked politely I looked at the dial of my gold Rolex watch and smiled mischiviously "the time here says; The square of 4 is past the number before 8" I replied with a nonchallant tone "uncle, you are funny o, is that what the time really says?" "yes o, but if you want another interpretation, here we go, fifteen plus one mins past, 2 times 3 plus 1" "gawd, like seriously? Never knew handsome guy like you don't know what the time really says" "sister the time is 7:16, no mind my friend jare, na excessMATH dey worry am" Jide cuts in from the back The lady glanced back and appreciated Jide for bailing her out of the situation "your friend seems nicer and handsome than you". "hmmm really? but the mirror will not agree with you on that, cos even a deaf blind man can see that my friend is the perfect photocopy of Segun Arinze" "you dey madt!...na your papa kom fine? Hediot" Jide retorted "oga driver abeg help us switch on the radio for the news o, make this talkatives let person hear word jare" One of Jide's neighbours reiterated The driver oblidged and the radio was turned on There was silence in the cab except for the sound coming from the radio. We encountered a slight hold up at the 'M' letter of the journey and everybody started buying snacks and bread from the road hawkers I bought 6breads with 6 sardines and 6 plastic Coke drinks for everybody and they all thanked me enormously "never knew you were this nice, anyways thank you." The lady remarked with a playful hit on my shoulder "don't mention, lets just say am always celebrating my birthday whenever I see a pretty lady like you" "hmmm...what a nice man...by the way am Favour, and you?" she said stretching her hand for a handshake I took her hand fondly and replied "am RobertoJohnEdinsinSonOfThunderMagnanimateousdarousmart..." a startled look erupted on her face before I quickly added "but if you are having a hard time pronouncing all that, just call me DAROUSMART or simply Darous for the sake of your dazzling white teeths" I concluded with an amicable smile Favour shook her head sideways slowly in total awe "gawd! You are really something else...I wonder how your girlfriend is managing to cope with you" She stated with a questioning look "G.F? It brings me great pain to tell you that, despite all my unrivalled handsomeness, that Girlfriend space still remains a vacancy in my delicate heart" She was busy comprehending my statement when my whatsapp notification tone beeped and a message from Jide displayed on the screensaver. It reads as thus; 'NA thunder go fire you for that lie, idiot, chai what of Joke?' TBC 17 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN: 7:09am On May 06, 2017 |
PamelB:thanx love. Ah been wanting to commend your Manchester in Betrayer, but frequent ban just dey stop me. 1 Like |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by Hadampson(m): 7:27am On May 06, 2017 |
Adesina12:Hmmm, Iro nla |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by Hadampson(m): 7:46am On May 06, 2017 |
This DAROUSMART is one hell funny guy o.. Infact, i have learned many tactics used to woo girls. Thanks TheblessedMAN for that. Abeg where is the Inspector general of this thread? nobody wan comment after reading.. #To the wonderful readers of COUNTLESS; On behalf of Princeofprince This is to remind u that reading without commenting is not allowed, that is, Ghostreading is highly prohibited. Thanks for your cooperation. Signed by I.G princeofprince |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by Hadampson(m): 7:53am On May 06, 2017 |
Busted; SPDAZZY(f), adeayaade, uminem02(m), pelujam(f), afolwalex20, anotherpac(m), drewsman(m) and 7 guests. A simple kudos will do. Encourage the writer PLEASE |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by honourable356(m): 8:16am On May 06, 2017 |
It should have been the "SQUARE" OF 4 and not the "SQUARE ROOT " OF 4. Modify it. |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by VickieEMW(m): 8:20am On May 06, 2017 |
Your Barcelona conscience be like ur man btw the pole na why u dey reason like dat... Another trouble looming. This time na sango go kill u by himself... |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN: 8:29am On May 06, 2017 |
honourable356:thanx boss. Will do that asap |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by bossy512(f): 9:06am On May 06, 2017 |
Well done, u are always on point my man |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by legenddimex(m): 9:10am On May 06, 2017 |
nice story man. keep it up boss |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by jibs4lv(m): 9:50am On May 06, 2017 |
Nice 1 Keep it coming Bro! |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by PamelB(f): 10:27am On May 06, 2017 |
TheBlessedMAN:if you are banned again, just let me know so I'll visit the mods with my weapon of mass destruction. Lol. |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by stephenGee12(m): 11:10am On May 06, 2017 |
Hadampson: I.G inspector GEE reporting for duty sir. Coming with the list of busted citizens. *in a wicked chuckle*just pray I don't bust u..or else wat happened in the year 1900 will repeat itself |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by stephenGee12(m): 11:14am On May 06, 2017 |
BUSTEDCITIZENS: cyber5(m), samson712, steve88, OLUWASOGOABIOLA and 9 guest Drop something or I drop you |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by stephenGee12(m): 11:26am On May 06, 2017 |
Steve888, OLuWASOGOABIOLA, biodun95,coldsweat, retake89, davidhero. Drop something or I drop u |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by ColdSweat(m): 11:30am On May 06, 2017 |
stephenGee12:Good work theblessedman, I'm trying to catch up with the story since I'm just starting. More power to your elbow. |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by stephenGee12(m): 11:32am On May 06, 2017 |
I don already know how I go toast dat my new neighbour wey just come. TheBlessedMAN hope say u knw say na juve dey hold ground now. So u had beta use juve defensive tactics to stop the girl from using liverpool style of scorin go take ur cash |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by stephenGee12(m): 11:44am On May 06, 2017 |
Soulomon619 drop something before I drop u |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by OLUWASOGOABIOLA: 12:51pm On May 06, 2017 |
I really enjoyed the story.... You have done a perfect job bro. More wisdom as u release the remaining part of the story |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by cyber5(m): 2:28pm On May 06, 2017 |
stephenGee12: tell ur guy make he update before i bomb him |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by stephenGee12(m): 2:40pm On May 06, 2017 |
cyber5: for ur mind u dey give threat.I am only an inspector so u wud have to talk to the IG@princeofprince but if oga me gives me go ahead to handle u the way"SHANGOPOLICEFORCE(SPF)L handles terrorist...ehn u go I reserve my comment. |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by talk2saintify(m): 3:03pm On May 06, 2017 |
TheBlessedMAN: CHOI this one na die ah swear TheBlessedMAN: guy ah swear yhu funny die TheBlessedMAN: chai guy iyaff die just becuz of pus*y TheBlessedMAN: LOL YEYE SHEED TheBlessedMAN: Chai guy yhu sabi lie for Africa oo TheBlessedMAN: Ah swear no be small thunder 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by gtin(m): 3:42pm On May 06, 2017 |
TheBlessedMAN one day in, one day out i hope u and d mods don settle oh btw i dy gt the feeling say dat pretty girl go steal dat money frm ur pocket |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by yungeez(m): 4:05pm On May 06, 2017 |
Lol... Make dat jide nor go burst our balloon ooo |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by manuelFORBES(m): 4:10pm On May 06, 2017 |
Oboy! Diz last update na die o! You just dey drop new cheats on how to toast a woman everyday... Padi mi, you be bado o.. Weldone |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by pFolar(f): 4:16pm On May 06, 2017 |
Sweet ChIsoS! TheblessEDMAn waN scatTER My 32 wiTH lauGHTER. Always dOING youR birtHDAY wheNEVER yoU SeE a FiNE giRL, ah SweAR YoU go Do yoUR weDDING weN yoU meeT mE! 1 Like |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by MacMath(m): 4:47pm On May 06, 2017 |
I relaxed on the bed and was lost in Its a must for me to comment, knowing u ar from Lanlate our town. Its a great joy seeing great writers on nairaland 4rm Lanlate. Welldone d BLESSEDMAN 1 Like |
Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by Maydayy(m): 5:15pm On May 06, 2017 |
Awesome story Bro !!keep it coming and dont forget to mention me |
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