how come u didnt add beans to your list? whenever i eat beans or too many eggs, i fart alot! lol

Opinionated:
Everybody farts. This is not open to argument. But when you fart often and it smells like a dead rat, it is a cause for concern. This is because very soon you will be identified as the one messing up the ambience and this can be very embarrassing. So, if you are releasing farts at an unusually steady rate, Jumia travel, the leading online travel agency shares reasons this is happening.

You are always drinking soft beverages

For those addicted to carbonated or soft drinks, you are more likely to pass out gas because it causes air to be trapped in the colon. So, try to cut down on the number of beverages you down daily to minimise farting.

You are constipated

This is a condition whereby you find it difficult to empty your bowels. The consequence of this is farting.

Consuming too much dairy products

This is for those who love milk, cheese, ice cream and other dairies. Quit all dairy for a few days and you will feel more at ease with yourself. Perhaps, it may be time to completely abandon dairies.

Stress
Being stressed is another reason why some people fart. Therefore, try as much as possible to relax. Farting is a sign that you are stressed. Hence, take a break or vacation.

It is sometimes difficult for artificial sugar to dissolve or digest in the body. It takes a whole lot of time especially when your body is loaded with it.

Source: http://www.opinions.ng/5-reasons-farting-excessively/

cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

who said I wanted to stop messing? it kinda feels good..... the relief....

Ladies won't comment coz dem go form say dem no dey mess , na so I sit for the back of 1 for BRT, though few passengers, I was the only one behind her, walahi dt gal yansh na blomblom

First was the silent smelly one, she mistakenly let out a loud one, I guess it was a mistake frm her, I left for a front seat immediately, though she felt embarrassed from her countenance

But ma very pretty gal tho, maybe she don chop Akpu n banga soup, come add banana n groundnut join

Na dem way

And ur mess go thick like isan, as I take see u so

DorisK:
who said I wanted to stop messing? it kinda feels good..... the relief....

Jammiiee:
And ur mess go thick like isan, as I take see u so

Before nko? As far as say e no be crime or sin

, wagbayii lol

DorisK:


Before nko? As far as say e no be crime or sin

It's very romantic, I swear down

adajoe555:
is it good to fart in presence of ones boyfriend?

If you want to retaliate against your pattner, I recommend eating boiled eggs+beans+ raw garlic meat. Wash it down with a glass of soy milk. No be joke o. Your partner will abandon the room/ flat for you. Come and thank me tomorrow

Opinionated:
Everybody farts. This is not open to argument. But when you fart often and it smells like a dead rat, it is a cause for concern. This is because very soon you will be identified as the one messing up the ambience and this can be very embarrassing. So, if you are releasing farts at an unusually steady rate, Jumia travel, the leading online travel agency shares reasons this is happening.

You are always drinking soft beverages

For those addicted to carbonated or soft drinks, you are more likely to pass out gas because it causes air to be trapped in the colon. So, try to cut down on the number of beverages you down daily to minimise farting.

You are constipated

This is a condition whereby you find it difficult to empty your bowels. The consequence of this is farting.

Consuming too much dairy products

This is for those who love milk, cheese, ice cream and other dairies. Quit all dairy for a few days and you will feel more at ease with yourself. Perhaps, it may be time to completely abandon dairies.

Stress
Being stressed is another reason why some people fart. Therefore, try as much as possible to relax. Farting is a sign that you are stressed. Hence, take a break or vacation.

It is sometimes difficult for artificial sugar to dissolve or digest in the body. It takes a whole lot of time especially when your body is loaded with it.

Source: http://www.opinions.ng/5-reasons-farting-excessively/

cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

true talk, some fart comes unexpected and uncontrolably,what could be the cause of this?

Victornezzar:
y haven't d galz commented
dey would come here nd start saying i fart only once in a week

Lmao, this happened like 5days back.
Had a chic come over to my place oh, ate and all, her "goods" on my mind, strategizing how to decimate her when out of no where 'puuuuuuuunnnnnnnn' like balloon they released air from slowly. Bros, my ginger was murdered prematurely. Silly geh even had d guts to ask me if I don't mind in d process

MrOreo:

Lmao, this happened like 5days back.
Had a chic come over to my place oh, ate and all, her "goods" on my mind, strategizing how to decimate her when out of no where 'puuuuuuuunnnnnnnn' like balloon they released air from slowly. Bros, my ginger was murdered prematurely. Silly geh even had d guts to ask me if I don't mind in d process

dey can form 4 Africa ehn

Opinionated:
Everybody farts but try not to fart in the midst of people, it is not nice.

But d manners differs. Some people don't have control they r use to saying they r sorry

Na one single reason why una no like beans be this no lie lol

Women no like beans coz of fart

DorisK:


Before nko? As far as say e no be crime or sin

Jammiiee:
Na one single reason why una no like beans be this no lie lol

Women no like beans coz of fart

Beans is my favorite. As well as many other ladies i know

Kondomatic:
And open doors and windows after you fart, otherwise you're taking everything back

kerosine mango looks feminine?

Caseless:
kerosine mango looks feminine?

Tastes funny

Kondomatic:
Tastes funny

lol! Feminism must be funny too.

Michelle55:
hehehehe...farting na my hobby sha.during my sch days I go fart sotey if anyone else fart, all eyes will b on me like "babe you don start again abi" and I'll be like"no be me mess am oh". looking for a competitor to hand over the farting trophy to,I wan hang booth!!! who is up for the challenge?

I am up

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