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Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by praisekeyzz(m): 5:08pm On May 08, 2017 |
Hello NLs.... I've been so disturbed about the strangest thing ever happening to me for the past one month. I met an elderly woman early April at my barber' shop where I do come to charge my phone at night whenever there is no power supply(same as the woman). I went the 2nd night, still met this same woman on the same mission at the shop. She noticed my hairstyle and asked me what style it is, I was like it was just a partial dreadlocks but I haven't locked it fully to make it firm. And she was like she likes it. And she went on to ask my name and some details about myself which I did. And when I told her i'm an igbo guy she was soo happy and told me clearly that she likes me more. I was already admiring her as a mother(meanwhile we already exchanged contact) not until she called me on the phone 3weeks after we met and asked me to come to her house. After entertaining me with dishes, she moved close to me and started showing me videos on her phone...while scrolling through the videos i saw lots of matured porn and I was so shocked. She asked me what was wrong? that I should relax. I told her this is not right! I told her she could be my mom. She was just like it doesn't matter. The most shocking part of it is that this woman claims to be a prohetess and a minister. Even on her facebook timeline, she addressed herself as a prophetess. I could disclose her facebook account but something inside of me tells me it will be too cruel and unjust of me...please people all I need is advice I don't wanna fall into temptation. She lives on the same street with me. She's new there......Please I need advice! 13 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by RoyalBlak007: 5:11pm On May 08, 2017 |
♤i can ♤relate ![]() 8 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by UrennaNkoli(f): 5:11pm On May 08, 2017 |
Is your story real or fabricated? 95 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by FTBOY: 5:14pm On May 08, 2017 |
so...why are you asking nairalanders for help? 114 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by praisekeyzz(m): 5:20pm On May 08, 2017 |
UrennaNkoli:no its not fabricated. It's true! I really need advice 14 Likes |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Cholls(m): 5:20pm On May 08, 2017 |
UrennaNkoli:my sister help me ask am o. 11 Likes |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by praisekeyzz(m): 5:21pm On May 08, 2017 |
UrennaNkoli:no its not fabricated. Am just confused 9 Likes |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Nobody: 5:22pm On May 08, 2017 |
Ur story didn't finish Nigga! ![]() 155 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by praisekeyzz(m): 5:22pm On May 08, 2017 |
FTBOY:pls bro I know you young and ion wanna be fukd up. I just need to know how I can avoid her |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Nobody: 5:22pm On May 08, 2017 |
UrennaNkoli:that things real... Very real, why do u doubt? 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Nobody: 5:24pm On May 08, 2017 |
A sexy MILF is out there trying to fück the hell out of you and here you are crying like a little bìtch. ![]() So what if she is 41? Have you seen omotola? Do you know how old she is? Seen how hot she is? ![]() Well, have you tried telling her NO till your brains pop out? Cuz I think you just need a reason to justify your deepest desire to fück her or maybe you are very much gay. Just make sure you use a condom ![]() 304 Likes 16 Shares |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by praisekeyzz(m): 5:26pm On May 08, 2017 |
SorftWerk:bro ion know y ppl don't blv tins..tho am alwz lyk dat too not untill it happened to me. Things are happening bro I swear things are happening! 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Kondomatic(m): 5:28pm On May 08, 2017 |
RoyalBlak007:Me too |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by FTBOY: 5:29pm On May 08, 2017 |
praisekeyzz:very easy... pretend you don't know what's up her sleeve. so, if she calls you on phone always reply with "ma"...it hurts them badly. every h0rny MILF wants to be addressed as "baby". if she invites you again to her house, go with your girlfriend; if you don't have go borrow one. and tell the "ma" you would love to introduce your bae. she'll never disturb you again. 173 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Nobody: 5:30pm On May 08, 2017 |
praisekeyzz:u must be a learner, it's not new nah? Why u so confused? If you dig her, turn her on that couch and rip that cloths off, take her to the bathroom and wash her pussy well before sucking the shit outta her, then take her to the dinning table to Bleep the living daylight outta her pussy "with protection" till she squirts... But if you don't, tell her with a straight face, I ain't fucking you momma! Simple! 127 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Mrachiever(m): 5:31pm On May 08, 2017 |
Guy run for ur life 46 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Headlesschicken(m): 5:36pm On May 08, 2017 |
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Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by TSOM(m): 5:39pm On May 08, 2017 |
You conversed intimately frequently enough for her to reveal her true age (women do not reveal their true ages until they get really comfortable with you). You made no mention of her relationship status and kids which supposedly means she's unattached. You are likely a sexually-liberal person who's open with his sexuality; hence, you must have given her reasons to make a play at you with lower chances of rejection. If you still need advice about an issue which is clear-cut then you're having second thoughts which means you aren't the moral lighthouse you're trying to project yourself as. 237 Likes 17 Shares |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by PrickGetSize(m): 5:39pm On May 08, 2017 |
A MILF wants to fvck her son's age mate. This is wonderful! At 41, she will still have enough stamina for sex and some juice in her pussy, so you might need more than a dose of whatever boosts your chakra to satisfy her. But if you have a big black prick like me, sex enhancement drug would be out of question. Just one powerful thrust can send mama's knee bones knocking each other in shock. Good luck, man. 48 Likes |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Nobody: 5:48pm On May 08, 2017 |
Op what's her fbk add lemme know if its same person in my list. I guess your in Lagos.. Op I no doubt you its a normal thing everywere. Lol 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by FreeSpirited: 6:10pm On May 08, 2017 |
Too fake a story 4 Likes |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by agohmamuda(m): 6:13pm On May 08, 2017 |
I would have said u shld gold dig, but the part were u said "she comes to the barber shop to charge her phone too" means she aint got mulah. Dont roll with an average Milf, u will end up paying her Light bills for her. 191 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Nobody: 6:27pm On May 08, 2017 |
niggas here are really damn funny I mean... been laughing so tey my phone fell my hand... but op, u fvcking up big time...one lifetime opportunity some fvck boys been trippin for.. you re here blabbing shiiiits.. 22 Likes |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Opakan2: 6:31pm On May 08, 2017 |
run for your dear life 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by praisekeyzz(m): 6:40pm On May 08, 2017 |
Opakan2:thanks dear |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by praisekeyzz(m): 6:41pm On May 08, 2017 |
krattoss:ok so I shud fk ma mom 3 Likes |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by praisekeyzz(m): 6:42pm On May 08, 2017 |
krattoss:lol |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by praisekeyzz(m): 6:43pm On May 08, 2017 |
FreeSpirited:ok |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by praisekeyzz(m): 6:44pm On May 08, 2017 |
agohmamuda:something tells me she's pretending. She just use dat as an avenue to get Wat she wants. My instincts tho 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by spaggyy(m): 6:44pm On May 08, 2017 |
Op give me ur number, lets talk over the phone...or ur fb id |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by Nobody: 6:45pm On May 08, 2017 |
praisekeyzz: Come again, you say what? Things are happening? Indeed. I just got chicken pie from The Promise that didn't have any chicken in it; only a pasty mess that tasted somewhat like Egusi soup. Sure, things are happening. What is this country turning into? Why must they put Egusi soup inside bread and call it chicken pie? But you couldn't care less about my Egusi soup pie, and yet we should be worried about your own problem. I want to be a good citizen so I will worry about your problem for a bit. But, you see, you don't have one. You're twenty six (hardly a kid), ask yourself: do I want to Bleep this forty-one year old woman or not? If you decide that the answer is 'no', then tell her you're not interested and keep your distance. But if you decide that the answer is 'yes', then find out if she's married or if she's just a lonely middle aged woman in need of a stiff prick. Talk to her, find out her expectations, state your own, study her to see that she's not going to turn out to be a crazy obsessive cougar who will trouble your life. If you're good with everything proceed as you please. I will point this out: I don't know what it means to admire a woman (one who isn't your mom) 'as a mother'. How do such thoughts go? Oh, what a good mother she would have made for me? Na you sabi that one. Good luck with your decision. 66 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by praisekeyzz(m): 6:46pm On May 08, 2017 |
TSOM:emmm oga chill. I didn't cos I just wanted to be brief and don't bore u guys. She didn't disclose her age in 2days, she disclosed it @ 2nd week of knowin each oda, and as for kids, she said she has a daugher of 21 in Madonna uni. And her husband is abroad. Satisfied? 11 Likes 2 Shares |
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