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Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by whywhyogun: 6:31am On May 10, 2017 |
have you received or imagined to write a love letter with sperm splattered on it ? of course, when you do receive such a letter, that fresh sperm is the already dry trace on the paper, with a pungent aroma, which according to my experience, could last for 1 month, while the trace could last more than 5 years. I have collected the tissues of one of my beloved boyfriends, by which I scrubbed his sperm off. I stashed these tissues into a clean transparent locket. they dried in the small locket. each time when I wanted some reminiscence of him, I would fetch this locket. since it was transparent, I did not need to open it , in case the smell inside evaporated. but when I did need to be re-aroused by his hormone , I gingerly opened that locket, and took a deep breath of that ineffable odor from the lower body of my most sexy boy. love protestations with sperm traces on them. which Muse gave me such an inspiration, I forgot. but I am a Muse now, to give more people this sweet inspiration. |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by Epositive(m): 6:33am On May 10, 2017 |
Chai
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Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by LordOfNaira: 6:34am On May 10, 2017 |
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Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by whywhyogun: 6:36am On May 10, 2017 |
why my thread posted last night was cancelled again ? "black women are ugly" , is this racism ? -------> is it still fresh in your minds ? how ridiculous . anyway, there are 400 posts within 4 hours, in one thread, that is my best record. |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by 9jayes: 6:37am On May 10, 2017 |
I will like to fvck this transgendered(whywhyogun) one day nd see who has high libido between us |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by whywhyogun: 6:39am On May 10, 2017 |
9jayes: how can a woman have libido ? |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by whywhyogun: 6:42am On May 10, 2017 |
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Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by whywhyogun: 6:43am On May 10, 2017 |
LordOfNaira: this is the appetizer in the morning, by the end of sunset, I would conceive some sensational threads, which are more viral than ""black women are ugly" , is this racism ?" |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by 9jayes: 6:43am On May 10, 2017 |
whywhyogun:broh, so libido na for man only? |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by whywhyogun: 6:44am On May 10, 2017 |
9jayes: I think so by the way, I am not a brother of yours. I have no peniss. |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by LordOfNaira: 6:50am On May 10, 2017 |
whywhyogun: A piece of advice: why not consider writing a book Your English (not perfect) flows. I like the sound of it. And you are very imaginative. Consider writing a book. Who knows, you might be the next bestselling author. But first, check my signature and get REALLY, REALLY scared!!! |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by Lionessza(f): 7:00am On May 10, 2017 |
I think you need to make an appointment here lady
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Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by whywhyogun: 8:47am On May 10, 2017 |
LordOfNaira: actually, love letter with sperm is such a common thing in the rest of the world (other than Africa) that, I would not post such a thread in a , say, Canadian website. |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by whywhyogun: 8:48am On May 10, 2017 |
Lionessza: are you really a woman ? it is a short time before you will get down to wash the sperm trace on the bed sheet by your son. |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by Lionessza(f): 8:52am On May 10, 2017 |
whywhyogun:
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Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by whywhyogun: 8:59am On May 10, 2017 |
[quote author=Lionessza post=56377758][/quote] don't you know , boys will ejaculate around 13 years old ? naturally they will scrub the sperm off by the bed sheet timidly. since you are a woman, you have 50% to have a son, whose sperm trace you have to clean. |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by Lionessza(f): 9:06am On May 10, 2017 |
whywhyogun: Dude wtf ?
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Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by whywhyogun: 9:24am On May 10, 2017 |
Lionessza: I am a lady |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by Lionessza(f): 9:27am On May 10, 2017 |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by whywhyogun: 9:28am On May 10, 2017 |
Lionessza: will you clean your son's sperm trace ? are you a competent mom ? |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by Lionessza(f): 9:33am On May 10, 2017 |
whywhyogun: Woman.... really?. Why would I do that? . What does my competence as a mother have to do with me cleaning up sperm traces |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by whywhyogun: 9:50am On May 10, 2017 |
Lionessza: but he is your son! do you want your son to sleep in his sperm traces every night ? they will be stinky. |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by Lionessza(f): 9:52am On May 10, 2017 |
whywhyogun: I give up
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Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by whywhyogun: 10:00am On May 10, 2017 |
Lionessza: but you still not yet answered my question. will you clean your son's sperm trace ? you will have a son, and this is a serious issue |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by Lionessza(f): 10:05am On May 10, 2017 |
whywhyogun: Hahahaha you are a special kinda person you know. Ma'am he's grown he will do that himself. |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by whywhyogun: 10:10am On May 10, 2017 |
Lionessza: of course no. he is shy. he has no idea what that is. not to mention, you are the only person who washes everything in your house. would you tell him :"son, I think it is high time for you to wash your bed sheet" . don't you think it sounds so weird ?! |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by Lionessza(f): 10:18am On May 10, 2017 |
whywhyogun: Lol what sounds weird here is you . |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by whywhyogun: 10:19am On May 10, 2017 |
Lionessza: let me answer this question for you :"yes, one day , if I have a son, I will do anything for him, including washing his sperm trace" is it so hard to admit this ? |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by marvin902(m): 10:25am On May 10, 2017 |
huhhh...have seen crazy buh have never seen this type of crazy before |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by Lionessza(f): 10:26am On May 10, 2017 |
whywhyogun: Wtf is this ?
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Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by whywhyogun: 10:29am On May 10, 2017 |
Lionessza: are you still young ? when you have 2 kids, and you vagina loose as foams, you would do anything without a murmur in your house. |
Re: Love Letters With Dry Sperm Traces On Them , Best Protestations ?! by Lionessza(f): 10:33am On May 10, 2017 |
whywhyogun: You are special and comical i will give you that lol. |
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