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My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by ijustdey: 5:35pm On May 10, 2017 |
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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Franzinni: 5:35pm On May 10, 2017 |
gerrout!!!!!! Just say your ocean is too wide for his canoe... 507 Likes 33 Shares |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 5:41pm On May 10, 2017 |
Franzinni:Pacific or Atlantic 193 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by viyon02: 5:50pm On May 10, 2017 |
She can help her husband medically if she has the money though expensive. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by amuijiji: 5:55pm On May 10, 2017 |
viyon02: Re u suggesting surgery 2 Likes |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Readwarn(m): 5:57pm On May 10, 2017 |
Buy Love Machine 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Readwarn(m): 6:01pm On May 10, 2017 |
Tell him not us.. or better still buy Love Machine. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by MysteriousAnn(f): 6:06pm On May 10, 2017 |
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage. 185 Likes 12 Shares |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by MysteriousAnn(f): 6:08pm On May 10, 2017 |
Readwarn: Love machine does not have tongue or warm hands nor can it whisper sweet words while in action. 67 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Chubhie: 6:36pm On May 10, 2017 |
The next logical question:How small is too small? verifiable numbers? 79 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by qualityovenbake(m): 6:47pm On May 10, 2017 |
The old adage is true, it’s not what size you have, it’s how you use it. They both have to figure out the best sex positions and techniques that can help ensure both have more pleasure. 106 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by xynerise: 7:42pm On May 10, 2017 |
You no see am before you say "I do"? 6 Likes |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by dangotesmummy: 7:56pm On May 10, 2017 |
Shebi they sell penis enlargement cream everywhere. Buy it na 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by megareal: 9:37pm On May 10, 2017 |
Chubhie: Good question. Me sef wan know but in description. . Is it as tiny as an earthworm or as small as a pinky finger? 22 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by pocohantas(f): 9:58pm On May 10, 2017 |
Franzinni:Yeah right! It has to be the woman's fault. The woman sef funny o, na now she remember to complain? 16 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by ekems2017(f): 10:22pm On May 10, 2017 |
Madam go meet horse you go enjoy that one well well 20 Likes |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by adewumiopeyemi(m): 10:22pm On May 10, 2017 |
Big problem.. Hw sure the two child is for his husband na wa ooo 41 Likes |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Exponental(m): 10:22pm On May 10, 2017 |
From experience, what size range can satisfy you madam 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by seunny4lif(m): 10:22pm On May 10, 2017 |
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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by TinaAnita(f): 10:22pm On May 10, 2017 |
Did she just realize that dude's cassava is too small? Chai. This woman could not even cover up for her husband? How could she expose the size of her husband's cassava before a pastor? Now I'm beginning to wonder if she has already started receiving big cassava somewhere ? Okay what does she want the poor man to do now? Is it a crime for a man to have it small? This is how some women frustrate their husbands. silly woman 151 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by OKorowanta: 10:22pm On May 10, 2017 |
Wahala alias Kpalava 2 Likes |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Akinwale14(m): 10:22pm On May 10, 2017 |
Listening to Olamide-Zero joy. 1 Like 3 Shares |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Rilwan20(m): 10:23pm On May 10, 2017 |
Ikotun and bullshit ehn Just like Ying and yang. 22 Likes |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by DIKEnaWAR: 10:23pm On May 10, 2017 |
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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by fineboynl(m): 10:23pm On May 10, 2017 |
..too small or you have big punna. go and buy cucumber Variations in Vagina Sizes Vaginas vary in sizes just like joysticks do, although less extreme. Here also we can see a correlation between vagina depth and vagina width, meaning the deeper vaginas usually dilate more than the shorter ones. Compare the following tables (estimated values): Due to childbirth , there are many women with large and x-large vagina sizes. It is one of the reasons some men will start to look elsewhere after a woman has given birth since they become intimidated by the extra space . Women are recommended however to get their vaginas fit and in shape again. There are exercises that will help them to achieve this (kegels etc.) but that is beyond the scope of this document. (In fact, a vaginal fitness program should be started way before childbirth, so tearing is kept to a minimum.) One thing that is NOT recommended as a remedy is surgical "vaginal tightening". Often it will make the vagina lose most of its elasticity and sensitivity. Don't do it unless in extreme cases. What is your partner's vagina size? I can hear you guys thinking: "Gee, I wonder how big my girlfriend's vagina is?" Let us say you have a six-inch long penis at full erection. Maybe you think your girl is also six inches deep because when you penetrate her fully you touch the end of the vagina. Keep in mind however that her previous lover with eight inches also touched the end of the vagina when he penetrated her. It means that he simply stretched the tissue two inches further. So what is the maximum length of her vagina? Difficult to say. You would have to insert a long enough object so that you could measure the part that can't be inserted. Maybe you don't want to go that far but you still wonder how many inches of penis length your partner can take. Just count on it that the average woman can handle joysticks 9 inches long and 2 ½ inches wide (8 inches around). True size queens can often take up to 12 inches long and 3 inches wide! 47 Likes 11 Shares
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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by ionsman: 10:24pm On May 10, 2017 |
She dey find python... 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by OVA200(m): 10:24pm On May 10, 2017 |
I don't support sex between boyfriend and girlfriend stuff but when agreed to get marry do this thing once or twice before you knot the tie. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by BUSHHUNTER: 10:24pm On May 10, 2017 |
Caroline Y you marry Chidi? Officially our brodas from Southeast get small joystick Go try my brodas from WEST! 117 Likes 13 Shares
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