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Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by engrMikemd(m): 4:52pm On May 11, 2017
Men love creativity in the bedroom. However, there are some creative activities that may seem odd to your man , while others are plainly dangerous to his well- being.
What are these activities? Read on …

• The over - moan: Moaning in ecstasy when a guy is barely touching you makes him think you’re acting up. So, be careful how you moan.

• The starfish: If there is anything that men hate during sex, it is lying on the bed with your arms and legs stretched out flat, making absolutely no effort to play your part. Even if you ’ re down under his weight, men still want an active participant.

• Too much bouncing up and down: When you’re on top, nothing scares a guy more than when you bounce a little too high, and there’s the chance of a botched landing. Catch some air and come down wrong, and you’re looking at the possibility of a broken penis. Yes, the penis is a muscle. But if severely bent while erect, it can tear.

• Watch your style : Some like rough sex; some don’t. So, it is wrong to assume that your guy wants to be slapped, scratched down his back, spanked on the butt or any other thing you can do to inflict pain while having sex. If he tells you he likes it, fine. But if it hasn’t been discussed, don’t leave him with any teeth, nail or slap marks.

• Exploration : Yes, many guys find it pleasurable to have their butt fondled. Many guys don’t. Unless he’s told you that he likes it, stay away from his anus. If you want to handle something, reach for his balls instead. They are a much safer bet.

• Careless riding of his penis : Naturally, an erect penis would bend forward. This means: Don’t ride a penis the same way you ride a bull. Lean forward or straighten up. Don’t lean all the way back. Quite simply, guys’ joysticks don’t bend that way.

• Anal view : Most guys will agree that reverse cowgirl is a hot position. That being said, it’s safest to stay upright in this position. If you lean forward and grab his ankles, not only are you risking bending his penis the wrong way, you’re giving him an unsolicited view of your anus. Not sexy!

• Don ’t use water : There are many things that make good lubricants: jelly, lotion or saliva if you’re giving a hand job in the shower. One thing doesn’t make a good lubricant is water. Water leads to dryness. If you are giving a hand job and need some extra lubricant, reach for the lotion, not the tap.

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Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by MhissBelva(f): 5:19pm On May 11, 2017
Wahala dey

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Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by Nobody: 5:24pm On May 11, 2017
MhissBelva:
Wahala dey
lol...

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Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by Nobody: 5:25pm On May 11, 2017
Noted

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Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by goodmorning40: 5:45pm On May 11, 2017
No3 so true, very scary

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Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by demiladegold(f): 6:12pm On May 11, 2017
shocked shocked :oissokay
Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by NairalandHeroes: 6:22pm On May 11, 2017
MhissBelva:
Wahala dey
for which one?
Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by Jaynom(m): 6:25pm On May 11, 2017
1. Don't ask me what I think about you during Or after sex.
2. Don't ask me to define the relationship during Or after sex.
3. Don't ask me for favours during or after sex.
4. Back in Uni. I met a girl that wasn't into fòréplay. WTF?! Really? FÒRÉPLAY is EVERYTHING to me! How can one dislike 4play? That beats me
Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by lookatew: 7:10pm On May 11, 2017
Asking "So what are we now?" after sex... we are the Champions

Looking for kiss after 'blowing'... you're deceiving yourself

Doing unnecessary shakara on top of the bed!... this is just madness

OP on point with the starfish.. That is the undisputed worst sin

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Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by Theoigios(m): 9:11pm On May 11, 2017
MhissBelva:
Wahala dey

i am surprised to see you here, came to learn what not to try with your husband right?

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Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by pocohantas(f): 9:24pm On May 11, 2017
They don't hate anything.
Even if they do, konji isn't a very nice someborry.
After ejaculation, their brain reboots, before that...they can be very loyal ehn...

You'll hear, "it's not like I can't do without sex but I want us to bond...oshey! James Bond undecided... See, babe, I know you're tired, but you don't have to do anything. Just let me put the tip. Okay...I won't move inside, lemme just enter and feel your warmth. If I enter and after 1minute you still don't feel like, I will come out immediately". cheesy

Some will na mumu and ask, should I cum inside?
No,cum in your future...ediot grin

When they cum, they automatically remember they gats watch El Clásico. Una wehdone o, judgement day go bad gaan.

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Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by NnamdiN: 10:32pm On May 11, 2017
Number nine. Getting tired after the 9th round angry we just started and you're tired

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Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by Stevengerd(m): 10:35pm On May 11, 2017
pocohantas:
They don't hate anything.
Even if they do, konji isn't a very nice someborry.
After ejaculation, their brain reboots, before that...they can be very loyal ehn...

You'll hear, "it's not like I can't do without sex but I want us to bond...oshey! James Bond undecided... See, babe, I know you're tired, but you don't have to do anything.
Just let me put the tip. Okay...I won't move inside, lemme just enter and feel your warmth. If I enter and after 1minute you still don't feel like, I will come out immediately". cheesy

Some will na mumu and ask, should I cum inside?
No,cum in your future...ediot grin

When they cum, they automatically remember they gats watch El Clásico. Una wehdone o, judgement day go bad gaan.
Ehyah! U Speaking Frm Experience
Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by vicben27(m): 10:44pm On May 11, 2017
pocohantas:
They don't hate anything.
Even if they do, konji isn't a very nice someborry.
After ejaculation, their brain reboots, before that...they can be very loyal ehn...

You'll hear, "it's not like I can't do without sex but I want us to bond...oshey! James Bond undecided... See, babe, I know you're tired, but you don't have to do anything.
Just let me put the tip. Okay...I won't move inside, lemme just enter and feel your warmth. If I enter and after 1minute you still don't feel like, I will come out immediately". cheesy

Some will na mumu and ask, should I cum inside?
No,cum in your future...ediot grin

When they cum, they automatically remember they gats watch El Clásico. Una wehdone o, judgement day go bad gaan.
lol bahd girl! ur head dy der
Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by SexyNairalander: 10:49pm On May 11, 2017
booked


After sex some girls will then ask you 'so what are we' the best answer will always be ' we are nothing but pencil in the hand of God
Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by Merryglad(f): 10:55pm On May 11, 2017
Rule number 9! Dont close your legs while in active service unless you are told to do so
Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by Amarabae(f): 10:55pm On May 11, 2017
Hmmmm
Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by Tajbol4splend(m): 10:59pm On May 11, 2017
MhissBelva:
Wahala dey


I tell you
Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by Tajbol4splend(m): 11:00pm On May 11, 2017
Merryglad:
Rule number 9! Dont close your legs while in active service unless you are told to do so

Epele ma
Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by buffalowings4: 11:06pm On May 11, 2017
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Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by PenisCaP: 12:04am On May 12, 2017
Op i agree with everythin u said except for the anal veiw.. most guys gets turned on seeing that tiny hole winking at them joor. undecided
Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by Tajbol4splend(m): 12:22am On May 12, 2017
PenisCaP:
Op i agree with everythin u said except for the anal veiw.. most guys gets turned on seeing that tiny hole winking at them joor. undecided


Your username though
Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by PenisCaP: 12:28am On May 12, 2017
Tajbol4splend:



Your username though

Bro u have a dirty mind!. grin
Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by cr7lomo: 12:30am On May 12, 2017
PenisCaP:
Op i agree with everythin u said except for the anal veiw.. most guys gets turned on seeing that tiny hole winking at them joor. undecided


I don't agree with you...a 4kin huge turn off
Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by PenisCaP: 12:31am On May 12, 2017
cr7lomo:



I don't agree with you...a 4kin huge turn off

Nop i disagree i lov seeing it. cheesy
And i kno many guys who does. tongue
Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by Tajbol4splend(m): 12:32am On May 12, 2017
PenisCaP:


Bro u have a dirty mind!. grin

I did not say more than "Your username though" , you have already known I have a dirty mind, you got one dirty mind too because dirty minds 'think alike
Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by isnovic(m): 1:19am On May 12, 2017
pocohantas:
They don't hate anything.
Even if they do, konji isn't a very nice someborry.
After ejaculation, their brain reboots, before that...they can be very loyal ehn...

You'll hear, "it's not like I can't do without sex but I want us to bond...oshey! James Bond undecided... See, babe, I know you're tired, but you don't have to do anything. Just let me put the tip. Okay...I won't move inside, lemme just enter and feel your warmth. If I enter and after 1minute you still don't feel like, I will come out immediately". cheesy

Some will na mumu and ask, should I cum inside?
No,cum in your future...ediot grin

When they cum, they automatically remember they gats watch El Clásico. Una wehdone o, judgement day go bad gaan.



what kind of boys are you dating?

Please you ought to change your addy

do #teamClassicmen
Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by PenisCaP: 1:51am On May 12, 2017
Tajbol4splend:


I did not say more than "Your username though" , you have already known I have a dirty mind, you got one dirty mind too because dirty minds 'think alike

U see what i mean.. i ddnt say that bcoz of what u said on my username.
I just said u have a dirty mind and not becox of anythin..
U see? grin
Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by Merryglad(f): 5:05am On May 12, 2017
Tajbol4splend:

Epele ma
hahahahaha sir, scratching my head
Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by adeoladeola(f): 7:42am On May 12, 2017
pocohantas:
They don't hate anything.
Even if they do, konji isn't a very nice someborry.
After ejaculation, their brain reboots, before that...they can be very loyal ehn...

You'll hear, "it's not like I can't do without sex but I want us to bond...oshey! James Bond undecided... See, babe, I know you're tired, but you don't have to do anything. Just let me put the tip. Okay...I won't move inside, lemme just enter and feel your warmth. If I enter and after 1minute you still don't feel like, I will come out immediately". cheesy

Some will na mumu and ask, should I cum inside?
No,cum in your future...ediot grin

When they cum, they automatically remember they gats watch El Clásico. Una wehdone o, judgement day go bad gaan.

You're so experienced. Weh done MA!
Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by Tajbol4splend(m): 9:00am On May 12, 2017
PenisCaP:


U see what i mean.. i ddnt say that bcoz of what u said on my username.
I just said u have a dirty mind and not becox of anythin..
U see? grin


Catch me if you can
Re: Eight Things Men Hate During Sex by Nobody: 9:01am On May 12, 2017
pocohantas:
They don't hate anything.
Even if they do, konji isn't a very nice someborry.
After ejaculation, their brain reboots, before that...they can be very loyal ehn...

You'll hear, "it's not like I can't do without sex but I want us to bond...oshey! James Bond undecided... See, babe, I know you're tired, but you don't have to do anything. Just let me put the tip. Okay...I won't move inside, lemme just enter and feel your warmth. If I enter and after 1minute you still don't feel like, I will come out immediately". cheesy

Some will na mumu and ask, should I cum inside?
No,cum in your future...ediot grin

When they cum, they automatically remember they gats watch El Clásico. Una wehdone o, judgement day go bad gaan.
Chai! You really suffered in the hands of men at ur early age, your coments shows that.
But i'm happy that you really learnt ur lessons.

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