professorchuks:





D tin is ok, buh rugged 2. No new changes. Me I guess everything 4 maths and chemistry! NA God hand e dey nw

all d best

ChiomaMee:

Economics

so how can we work things out like you said?

No wonder, all D Slay Queens and Kings are not online today, busy writing jamb, all D best to dem tho

GrandFinale2017:
Flat heads should write jamb too and go to school so that the rate of crime in the eastern region would reduce

who tops JAMB every year if not igbos?

I think that of uniben will be very peaceful. just that any candidate whose center is at uniben should study hard like crazy because security is so tight. I stay close to uniben. pdpa

Mohdeevah:
Hi fellas hope you are having a great day, anyone wrote exam today at institute of shipping magbon (badagry) just want to knw how it went

hello checking out your profile your pics blew off my worries, my heart so melted.

kuchikau:
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

I feel like swearing for you

my younger brother wrote today @ Godspower Intl school oke-aro though he said the mouse were not functioning well but the exam was okay. pls when can I check his result

kuchikau:
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

Bros I Hail oh

pls is there anyone who wrote in akwa ibom? afaha insit, insit ubium... Springwood Investment, Ikot Okpudo Village, Nsit
Eket Road, Nsit Ubium, Akwa Ibom State

wet her dirty smelling panties,ayam not understanding

chukwukapromise:
DIRECTION FROM OJUELEGBA---------take a Danfo bus going to ketu, stop at ketu garrage, enter a bus going to Ijagun, on the long express road i.e ikorodu-abeokuta, highlight at ibefun town!.....If it is international college u wana write d exam, just take a taxi. Total spending for one person should be #1500.

Thank you. yes it is in the International college i am taking her to.

Oselu28:
wet her dirty smelling panties,ayam not understanding

some pple are not meant to d answed #fact. Just free dat guy

AloyalNigerian:

You need something.
Seriously, you ain't normal. At all.

okay

Mohdeevah:
Hi fellas hope you are having a great day, anyone wrote exam today at institute of shipping magbon (badagry) just want to knw how it went

I will be writing there too on Tuesday...what ur subject combo?

kuchikau:
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty 8smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

Who provoke u

Smh
Teenagers sha

JAMB DAY 1: 57,000 Candidates Sit For UTME In 642 Centres

http://newscantell..com.ng/2017/05/jamb-day-1-57000-candidates-sit-for.html

Mohdeevah:
Hi fellas hope you are having a great day, anyone wrote exam today at institute of shipping magbon (badagry) just want to knw how it went

when is your exam and wat tym ?cos that is my center.

Temitope223:

I will be writing there too on Tuesday...what ur subject combo?

actually it's my brother who is writing
physics, maths, geography and English

holuwartomeseen:
when is your exam and wat tym ?cos that is my center.

Tuesday 1:30

just did mine,but the time is too short

You guyz should be giving us questions that came out
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#TeamMonday

ademola010:
hello checking out your profile your pics blew off my worries, my heart so melted.

You sure say you go pass jamb so?

brandon180:

Like which topics came out unde maths' english, chemistry...

Subject formula, matrices, simplification and others

kuchikau:
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

my guy take it easy. I understand your frustration
maybe girls have dealt with you seriously.
remember any female child is someone sister, mother, aunty, cousin.
please take it easy. you have female relatives at home. stop using those languages. the ability to menstruate makes them unique. no man will associate himself with a woman that is unable to menstruate every month.
the problem with our Nigeria guys is that they do not carry their brain along when chasing a woman. that is why women deal with them and use them.
yes the way our Nigerian boys chase a woman is really annoying. they chase them as if their life depends on it. they behave as if they can't survive without a woman's Virginia, breast back side.
my lecturer once told me that for a man to succeed he must do away with some certain things like greed, attachment, pride, anger and the greatest of it all is lust towards the opposite sex. men who always wants to get inbetween the legs of a woman hardly succeed
the thing most guys don't understand is that they feel the body of a woman gives us that sexual urge and erection. No. it is the seminal fluid and semen that constantly flows in our epidydemis that stimulates our erection through our mind. that is why immediately after ejaculation during sex with a woman weather she is the most beautiful girl or not then the woman instantly becomes like a wood to us. we will not feel anything again until after a couple of seconds or minutes when the little seminal fluid, semen and sperm are restored back then our mind will start all over again. the semen will stimulates our body and our mind will respond
so the liquid in our body called semen, seminal fluid and sperm including our mind gives us erection and pleasure not because of the breast or woman vaginal.
so it is possible for a man to stay without sex than for a woman to stay. and moreover women need and enjoy sex than men. but because they know how to suppress their urge and mind it now make it look as if men are the ones that need sex.
try to pick your ear with a broom. then tell me who enjoy the sweet sensation. your ear or the broom. definitely it is the ear
exactly how the vagina and the penis behave. the vagina is like the ear and the penis is like the broom. so during sex the penis(broom) is inserted into the vagina(ear) and this gives the vagina(ear) a sweet sensation!

Darn! This country is something else we were scheduled 7am but due to computer issues we started 11:40am imagine English 60 questions the rest 40 duration 120:00