SINZ:
I used to do this back in the day.


WARNING: Do Not Try This If You're Not A Professional.


Step 1: Download a few bad-ass HD porn on your phone.

Step 2: Make sure to turn down the volume of your mobile video player.

Step 3: Make sure there's nothing else to kill boredom with.

Step 4: Deliberately open your gallery and hand the phone to her to keep herself company.

Step 5: Tell her you're going out to get small chops for you both, or fuel. Tell her you'll be gone for 20-30mins and she should feel at home.

Step 6: Go out and come back after 25mins and if she's still there...





Step 7: Thank me later.

Baba
2 hands for u

SINZ:


No, I'm not.


So?

Dont worry,'m being beguily and hypocritical lol,we're into this crime together...when i was in my yr1,i once promised one of my departmental gal that i have something very important/enticing for her(kinda a present)i told her aint gonna disclose til she come to my hostel,she was very excited.the day she eventually visited,i had no chair only big foam,so she had to sit on the foam.i went to my box,pretending to be holding something,told her to close her eyes,i used one hand to make sure her eyes are properly closed,i kissed her on the neck,then on the lips,she struggled but had to succumb as i intensified on the romance

fuckboys:
ehh, baba who teach you?

Na this technique I use finish all the babes for my department that year, girls like porn ehh but them dey watch am on low-key

Chai! u no get joy o.since u claim they love porn,why is it u rarely see it on ur phone and some will despise you for having it on ur phone.you hear questions like"what are they doing in ur phone?"

Rukkydelta:

Lol.. You are right
Guys can't visit me at home but while in school they can
If you want to try anything naughty I will tell you it's my house and there is always the door

Ofcourse, afterall, we only wanna hang out and talk to you.


Lol, hope your day was fab?

fuckboys:
ehh, baba who teach you?

Na this technique I use finish all the babes for my department that year, girls like porn ehh but them dey watch am on low-key

Exactly! They love porn in HD

Cashiey:


Baba 2 hands for u

There's love in sharing, bruh.
Brotherly love.

Kingsley1000:
Dont worry,'m being beguily and hypocritical lol,we're into this crime together...when i was in my yr1,i once promised one of my departmental gal that i have something very important/enticing for her(kinda a present)i told her aint gonna disclose til she come to my hostel,she was very excited.the day she eventually visited,i had no chair only big foam,so she had to sit on the foam.i went to my box,pretending to be holding something,told her to close her eyes,i used one hand to make sure her eyes are properly closed,i kissed her on the neck,then on the lips,she struggled but had to succumb as i intensified on the romance

Na you be my senior brother for the game seff

Kingsley1000:
Chai! u no get joy o.since u claim they love porn,why is it u rarely see it on ur phone and some will despise you for having it on ur phone.you hear questions like"what are they doing in ur phone?"

most of them are just hypocrites, they don't have it on their phone either, but when ever they have the opportunity to watch porn "comfortably" they watch it with passion

SINZ:


Ofcourse, afterall, we only wanna hang out and talk to you.


Lol, hope your day was fab?

Yeah it was and yours?

well na gambling be dat,,i get small swag too ,,we definitely end up going home

Cndulue1:


If wan come go house nko? Ur cry go get part 3, loool

Make I balance my chair for here.
Make I dey learn from chairmen like SINZ Tuale baba

Rukkydelta:
One of the reasons why I don't visit guys
Nice thread
I'm really enjoying it

Y U no go enjoy am.... When u don dey learn all our tricks.

Rukkydelta:
Yeah it was and yours?

Slept virtually all day. Woke up a few hours ago to fix supper.
You like yam?

IamZod:
Make I balance my chair for here. Make I dey learn from chairmen like SIN.Z Tuale baba

Baba Zod, sir. Ayam still a learner o

The traffic on this thread is too much. Nigerian men like sex too much

SINZ:



Slept virtually all day. Woke up a few hours ago to fix supper.

You like yam?

Sure I do

IamZod:

Y U no go enjoy am.... When u don dey learn all our tricks.

Yes o
Abeg make una continue to talk all the tricks

Rukkydelta:
Sure I do

Come eat while its still hot!

Rukkydelta:
One of the reasons why I don't visit guys
Nice thread
I'm really enjoying it

we sabi una type na, miss cucumber lol
..yet na una dey spoil pass, yeye

SINZ:


Come eat while its still hot!

Hmmm
I can't come
My daddy advise me not to be visiting guys

sleuthhound:
we sabi una type na, lol
..yet na una dey spoil pass, yeye

In my post did I said I was a good girl and I'm not spoilt?
Or is only spoilt girls that visits the opposite sex?

Your meme is funny

Kingsley1000:
That porn part is a sure bet,but u gotta be discreet about it.downloads a loads of them,open ur gallery and hand her ur phone to view some ur comic videos,leave the room(tell her that u're coming)come back after 30mins,and do the rest

Bad guy.... No be lie shaa.... Wheres ur location?

It's as easy as anything. Just try to play with her, tickle her, I bet u she's gonna be honey with that, then from there u can ;Dit actually works for most ladies



Thank me later

Rukkydelta:
In my post did I said I was a good girl and I'm not spoilt? Or is only spoilt girls that visits the opposite sex?
Your meme is funny

lol, TAaaaaah! Girls&cucumber, 5&6

Officialkplus:
Play an horror movie and close all windows and Cotton.. thank me later..
Maybe the guy below me has a good advice

Do This.

This kind bbe go don frendzone niggas tire lmao

iamxolomon:
It's as easy as anything. Just try to play with her, tickle her, I bet u she's gonna be honey with that, then from there u can ;Dit actually works for most ladies



Thank me later

thank u later indeed! Mk thunder of amadioha roast all of una blokus wey dey give advice 4 here.
See wetin pesin papa do me wen i gree follow una yeye advice con give belle

SINZ:


Baba Zod, sir. Ayam still a learner o

If I hear. Lol.
U were I dey learn from so.
U na baba o.

Rukkydelta:

Yes o
Abeg make una continue to talk all the tricks

Lol. U go pay oo.
Nor b Awuff b dis.

junnaiskye:
God that's horrible, is that how u get ur girls?

Hey Beautiful

Safiaa:
The traffic on this thread is too much. Nigerian men like sex too much

It's like air to them!

Rukkydelta:

Hmmm
I can't come
My daddy advise me not to be visiting guys

LOL, daddy's right. But even dad won't miss my hot porridge yam when there's smoked fish in it