I will start with mine,

Bae : How many girls have you had sex with before?

Me : Bae Only one, you are the second.

Bae : Why did you do that na(angry)

Me : I'm sorry I was too young and naive when I first did it.

Bae : ok but I should have been the one na,

Me : kk
Add yours below

Your girlfriend didn't do anything wrong, why did you want to date another person again?
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I just keep thanking the girl that asked me the question?

Dotwillis1:
Op is that your own weirdest question?? ..you must be drunk on a Sunday

...i will be back to drop mine

really weird, most girls are guilty of that

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ikbnice:
Your girlfriend didn't do anything wrong, why did you want to date another person again?
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I just keep thanking the girl that asked me the question?

Think well, don't drop any lies here oo

wins18:


Think well, don't drop any lies here oo

I swear no be lie. Of what gain will it be if I lie

She was like.. How long do you wait for after you noticed a girl likes you, to ask her out... Then am like.. I dont even wait to notice..

Bltch struck me with..so what are you still waiting for, lols

ikbnice:
I swear no be lie. Of what gain will it be if I lie

baba u dey gallant

thinking mode

TrapHedges:
She was like.. How long do you wait for after you noticed a girl likes you, to ask her out... Then am like.. I dont even wait to notice..

Bltch struck me with..so what are you still waiting for, lols

I could imagine how you opened your mouth then. Lolx

ikbnice:
I could imagine how you opened your mouth then. Lolx

lol asin eeh

TrapHedges:


lol asin eeh

final gist, did u accept the classic 'toasting' or u rejected it. Don't tell me u did the latter

ikbnice:
final gist, did u accept the classic 'toasting' or u rejected it. Don't tell me u did the latter

lol bro.. We dated and fxcked

TrapHedges:

lol bro.. We dated and fxcked

u ar either handsome or rich or both. :;

ikbnice:
u ar either handsome or rich or both. :;

lol bro... Maybe it was just a normal thingy

LastMumu:
A babe out of the blue once asked me if I have ever given a woman head before.
I was like wtf?

**pukes**
Who does that? That girl must be high on cheap weed

Mine was and unsaid request. One of my weirdest experiences.
Back when we still browse at Cafés, I was surfing (in an enclosed corner) with my PC and one of the trainee ladies there sat beside me, opened her laptop and started playing porn, loads of it... Well, don't ask me how it played out

"are you a virgin?"

what?!

girl, i don drilled more birds than George foreman
tfucc do you mean?

wins18:

**pukes**
Who does that? That girl must be high on cheap weed

dude, what are you? Benedict XII?
, dont disrespect the fanny

its golden rocket!
i love to eat fannies

its my specialty

aint nothing wrong with that