Take condoms


There's an evil spirit that makes the camp experience full of sexual tension

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Personal experience Camp Love No dh Last....

Paddy no go turn meal ticket for those girls...be
wise
No shit for that rubbish toilet to avoid infection...girls take note

No Rush shape ur kaki they will charge u high.. Beat them to ur price, Show them ur a graduate

Footballers don't forget to go with ur kits

Phone lovers...ur powerbank is vital

B smart in everything u do

Finally Girl,Boy Abeg hold urself....no let konji fall your hand

handsomeclouds:
All these photocopy na lie. Or should I say it depends on the state. Where I camped we didn't submit more than 1 or 2 photocopies.

This people will just be pulling numbers out of thier asses woh, the maximum number of pass port na 8, you only need 3 copies of each documents.

Blesschemical:
Pls how will i know if someone in camp was posted to the same PPA with me?

U all wud meet at ur local govt secretary n conversation go occur


or u meet at d PPA

Thank you for this wonderful tips!!

CriticMaestro:
Op can i wear white snickers, instead of tennis shoe?

U can as far na white.....


Most of dese laws r bent regularly bt no law prevents snickers

headmasta:
1. Prepare Your Mind:

First and foremost, you need to prepare your mind that you are leaving home for a regimented life in the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately made stressful so as to prepare you for any challenge that may confront you outside the camp.

You will not find it too comfortable, It’s a camp and not your Father’s house! Just be ready for anything.

2. Itemize All Your Needs Using A Scale Of Preference (very important ones first):
1. Very Important Ones
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus is better than inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it please)
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above items)

NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B, and D above. The copies may be surplus.


2. Important Ones (For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you the stress of ‘borrow-me’)
b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts (You will be given two sets but you may not like the quality)
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white rubber tennis shoes (for rainy days)
d. Bathroom slippers and Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the camp but it will be more expensive) and a permanent marker
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and detergent
h. Bedsheet, towel and wrapper and two pairs of casual wear
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially for those that sweat)
k. Waist bag (very very important for housing your phones, ID Cards, Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torchlight/Rechargeable lamp (small one please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler cup and spoon
p. Phone and charger [WITH YOUR PHONE WITH YOU, YOU CAN MAKE EXTRA CASH WHILE IN CAMP.
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few conveniences. I believe you understand me
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash please depending on how you spend

3. Go Early:

Please, no matter how close the camp might be to your street, enable to go early. If you are posted to a far state, go the day before the camp opens. They will allow you in. Going late will make you go through registration stress. Be warned!

4. Screening:

The screening starts at the gate, where your loads are open and thoroughly search. They don’t want you to bring in prohibited items like iron, knives, bombs, etc.

5. Registration:

The first registration will certainly be for hostel/bedspace, where you;ll be given tags to identify with. Then the paper registrations proper follows. try as much as possible to make everything available. Look out for information pasted on walls. Follow instructions strictly.

6. Your Kits:

During the registration, you will get all your kits (shirts, shorts and shoes). Use the marker to write your Code Number (CN) on them ‘sharp-sharp” You will also be given a tag that will show your CN. That will be your ID Card temporarily. You take it everywhere in camp. You will be given a meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about NYSC food.

7. Duration:

You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The 21st day is the day you will be leaving the camp.

8. No Room For Casual Wears:

Immediately you have your kits, only your T-shirt and shorts with the tennis shoe are allowed on you. No room for casual wears. Parade/marching training starts immediately. The soldiers will not give you breathing space at all. You will have the first one that same Day One. Watch Out! people could be fainting on the Parade Ground. You won’t faint, calm down… So eat well. It’s the stress that causes their fainting.

9. Morning Regimented Programme:

A small trumpet wakes you at 4am. Everybody gathers at the Parade Ground (PG) at 4:30am. You have your praise, worship and prayer the Christian and Muslim ways. After the morning admonitions, by 7am, breakfast follows! After eating, you will be called out again for the series of programmes lined up for you. Then you have your lunch. Rest a little and you are out again for evening parade. Then later your dinner. This will repeat itself everyday perhaps except on Sunday.

10. Hate The Food And Feed Yourselves At Your Costs:

You may not like the food. You can always go to the Mammy Market (MM) i.e the Camp Market to fill your ‘tank’ with delicacies at your cost.

11. Stealing:

Stealing is prevalently prevailing at the Camp. This is ‘legalised’. They can steal anything. Be wise.

12. Soldiers:

Please i beckon on you all to respect and obey them. although they are not permitted to beat you, however, they can punish you. No walking, its all jogging when they call you. Don’t prostrate or kneel down greeting a soldier. Do it the soldier way. They could be friendly anyway.

13. Allawe:

Your first allowance (#19, 800) will be given to you in the camp, and it will be in cash. All other ones will be through the bank. You will also get Bicycle Allowance.

14. Photography:

Photographers are going to be everywhere ready to snap you, please be prudent in spending.

15. By Now Your Done With Camp And Going To Your Place Of Primary Assignment:

You will be posted from the camp to where you will work. The place you work in is called your Place of Primary Assignment (PPA). Hear this: most Corps members, I mean about 90% of the Corpers will be posted to schools (especially primary and secondary schools). Only VERY FEW will be posted to the universities, polytechnics and Colleges. Please! Don’t lobby for your posting. Don’t pay anybody for assistance. Pray rather than pay. Gone are the days when Corps Members are posted to Banks and Co. Receive the shocking or expected postings as you receive your letters with joy. It’s a clarion call to service; that’s what dey call it.

16. Transportation Out Of Camp:

When you get your Posting Letter, the first place to go to is your PPA. If you are identified with the Fellowship in camp, you may first report at the temporary lodge they will provide. Then you could report at your PPA later same day or the following day. Please, when you leave the camp, home- sweet-home will be on your mind, having been used up in the camp. But please, don’t go home straight. Please! Very few of your employers (i.e. PPAs) will send down vehicles to convey you from the camp to their workplaces. Private and some Govt higher education institutions do. The Fellowship too make arrangement for you at your cost. Commercial transporters will likely be
available at the gate too. Be wise.

17. Accommodation At PPA:

You don’t know anybody in Benue or Kogi! Where will you sleep on the first day? The Fellowship may give you a temporary accommodation pending the time you will have to get yours. You could be lucky if your employer gives you a room. Many of them don’t give Corpers accommodation anyway. So be prepared to rent one at your cost. Your first ‘allowee’ which you received in the camp is already going down!

18. Clearance:

This is why you don’t have to go home straight. Your registration (clearance) at the NYSC Office in the Local Govt you will be posted to is important. Failure to complete it before going home is the beginning of your problem. He may begin to have problems with his subsequent monthly allowances. Do all registrations first. Then you can take permission to go home. Long process! You will know why it’s so. Well, I hope these few tips will go a long way to help you.

In order to ensure a seamless registration process, printing of call-up letters and so on, prospective corps members are urged to visit these NYSC sites below:
www.nysc.gov.ng
www.nysc.org.ng
www.portal.nysc.gov.ng



Best of lucks!!!

Number 18 na myth...

if u like travel n come bak u go stl do d clearanx


ntin spoil

dat was hw I missed my sister's wedding kos of all dese post mostli frm dose wen neva even serve

Jiang:


This people will just be pulling numbers out of thier asses woh, the maximum number of pass port na 8, you only need 3 copies of each documents.

I wonder where they get their stats from.
But do you also know that in some states NYSC ask corps members to make irrelevant photocopies because this same NYSC have rented out space to business centres, hence the businesses need to recoup their investments.

Nysc was a jungle mehn, if u didnt serve in a village, u didnt experience Nysc

handsomeclouds:
All these photocopy na lie. Or should I say it depends on the state. Where I camped we didn't submit more than 1 or 2 photocopies.

some of dem neva go camp b4...

na copy n plaster

Please most importantly, pray hard and well. Put God first in all u do n he shall see u tru your service year. Am a living witness!

Is condom allowed?

Nice info here, will pass these information to my younger sister.

Nackzy:
Personal experience Camp Love No dh Last....

Paddy no go turn meal ticket for those girls...be
wise
No shit for that rubbish toilet to avoid infection...girls take note

No Rush shape ur kaki they will charge u high.. Beat them to ur price, Show them ur a graduate

Footballers don't forget to go with ur kits

Phone lovers...ur powerbank is vital

B smart in everything u do

Finally Girl,Boy Abeg hold urself....no let konji fall your hand

I will take ya advice bt DAT last one will b hard oo, I can't hold my self oooooo

10 photocopies is excessive, I doubt if you will exhaust four.

And whatever you do don't go early, get to camp a day after its official opening

please is the certificate of medical fitness that important?

classicalhenry:

We need answer....Course I will like to have a snickers then the rubber in case of rain

yes u can but it must be white.. shikena

tigertail:
please is the certificate of medical fitness that important?

yes it is

NYSC GIVES EVERYBODY HIS/HER WISH. SO MY 2KOBO ; BECAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR BEFORE NYSC.COS ITS ALWAYs comes true.

Waiting for 17B like..... Help me with a meme pls

echobazz:
nice one Op.

I have not jogged for the past seven years, I hope I won't faint.

lwkmd.better be ready bro...hope you don't faint anyway

agrovick:
10 photocopies is excessive, I doubt if you will exhaust four.

And whatever you do don't go early, get to camp a day after its official opening

y a day after camp opens?

All these photocopy na lie. Or should I say it depends on the state. Where I camped we didn't submit more than 1 or 2 photocopies.me during my time na only 2 copies and 2 passport

classicalhenry:

We need answer....Course I will like to have a snickers then the rubber in case of rain

Snickers is allowed. But Bro, I am advising you to use rubber plain white school. Easy to maintain and its light on feet.

30 passports kwa 4wot na I used only 5 last year December

Is medical certificate compulsory.. ??

GeneralOjukwu:
Take condoms


There's an evil spirit that makes the camp experience full of sexual tension

expantiate... I heard PCMs would be searched at the gate to prevent such stuffs from going through security

Please guys check out the trailer of My Short film BORDER... I Shot it with a phone

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Donnyboy:
Please guys check out the trailer of My Short film BORDER... I Shot it with a phone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay2W82ii2-o&itct=CAoQpDAYASITCKbr5a2n3NMCFZ6QVQodgD0MiFIQMTQwNU1lZGlhIGJvcmRlcg%3D%3D&gl=NG&hl=en&client=mv-google

with a phone? Whoa!! looks professional. keep it up.
Why Coming: Never?

echobazz:
nice one Op.

I have not jogged for the past seven years, I hope I won't faint.

You are a man and you haven't jogged in seven years?
Please what do you do with your life?