Funny

Rubbish

Dis pple culd be igbos...na dem dey bury hummer jeep wit dead body

Funny Africans

CharlieMaria:
Must be Kenya.

Ghana _chale_

People and foolishness

RichYoungNigga:

I know a 90 year old man who loves traveling in Aeroplane, he will love to be buried in one of these

My Nigga I catch ur drift.

Shey d deceased na pilot?

everything for naija nah news SMH!

https://obsvng.us/

all I can see here is creativity in carpentry, it has nothing to do with the dead.

Heavens Airways......Afonja passenger...... Offa Airport...

African and their poverty mentality

Alhamdulilah I'm a Muslim.... If I die today,bury me immediately without casket,no wasting of money on burials.
Use the money to take care of the living instead.

African mentality sha

will that coffin still enter six feet grave? just wondering aloud though?

The folly of men

Larryfest:
If he happens to be a cruel and bad person when he was alive the angels might just direct his plane casket to hell fire airport .....airplane casket doesn't guarantee heaven atal

And what if he repents at the point of dying or had repented before

I hate it when people spend money on parties especially, funeral ceremony. You lost someone to death and you are busy wining, dinning, singing and dancing. I see people that celeberate funeral as wasteful people

so tell me who is fooling who?? u or me??

Up nepa

What happened to the size of laid pit. .i mean the grave is it the same or conformity with the casket?

CharlieMaria:
Must be Kenya.

No we don't entertain such funny burial in Kenya. Must be Ghana.

Jiang:
Useless waste of mother earth, dis coffin alone go consume space for three coffins. well, REQUESCAT IN PACE.

Requiescat

He's taking a flight to planet crypto

Igbo and their extravagant attitude is out of this world, now taking it to the next world.

posthumous activity is illogicality of immortality

hmmmm, nothing we no go see o

STOP BEING A SILENT PARTICIPANT DURING KEREWA

I wonder how some men cope with ladies who do not moan and scream during sex.

How can Oga be banging you and you will not be making any sounds at all?

Kilode?

Sex that has no moans, is that one sex?

There are some things that don't need to be taught and moaning during sex is one of them.

You don't need to be taught that you have to moan while being screwed.

But unfortunately, some ladies are so boring, so archaic and so religious that no matter how hard oga bang their pussy and no matter how sweet the Bleep is, they will rather suppress the confession instead of letting out the irresistible moans.

Please try and moan while he is banging you like mofedaku!!

Moaning makes his erection to last longer.

Moaning gives him a sense of confidence.

Moaning tells him that your body and soul are into the show.

Moaning makes him to Bleep you harder.

In fact, the louder the moans, the sweeter the pussy to him.

Don't just lie there as a dead body.

Be part of the fucking.

Moaning energises him.

Some ladies are so annoying that while they are being laid, they will be so absent minded to the extent that oga will be wondering whether he is fucking a human or a dead body.

Some will just spread their pussy while the oga is sweating himself out banging the wet pussy.

That is so bad.

It kills the passion.

It makes the man feel he is forcing you to have sex with him.

It makes a sex that should last for 50mins to last for 15mins.

Please moan!

Baby moan out loud!

It does not matter what you are moaning about, just make sure you are screaming and making some romantic sounds.

It could be:

''arrrg, mmmm,

oh my God,

chai baby,

chimoooo,

baby injure me,

baby labam,

lasiem ike,

scatter it,

please baby don't cum now,

oh baby,

hit me hard,

Bleep me harder,

it's all yours,

tear it,

baby wound me,

ouch, ouch!

You're bitting my nipples ooooooo!!

And sometimes, start crying out of excess sweetness of the sex.

Also remember to suck his ear lobes as you both are glued to each other.

If you have never sucked his inner ear lobes during fucking, then you are missing out.

Wet his ears with your deep licking. It tickles him and sends him out of this world.

Make sure you don't miss out on the nipples ooooooo!!

You will even enjoy it.

Try it tonight.

And please don't forget to moan .

My Moaning can wake a dead person....lolz!

Moaning is very important................... So after reading now somebori will say omo Ladun yen ti naughty ju, swear if u don't enjoy reading it........ Lemme come and be going, enjoy ya day

Mcthewwwwwww....Have u imagined what will happen if that plane crashes into hell fire en route to heaven. Stupid exhibition of wealth. I see this as mockery to the dead man.

Daddybright1986:
STOP BEING A SILENT PARTICIPANT DURING KEREWA

I wonder how some men cope with ladies who do not moan and scream during sex.

How can Oga be banging you and you will not be making any sounds at all?

Kilode?

Sex that has no moans, is that one sex?

There are some things that don't need to be taught and moaning during sex is one of them.

You don't need to be taught that you have to moan while being screwed.

But unfortunately, some ladies are so boring, so archaic and so religious that no matter how hard oga bang their pussy and no matter how sweet the Bleep is, they will rather suppress the confession instead of letting out the irresistible moans.

Please try and moan while he is banging you like mofedaku!!

Moaning makes his erection to last longer.

Moaning gives him a sense of confidence.

Moaning tells him that your body and soul are into the show.

Moaning makes him to Bleep you harder.

In fact, the louder the moans, the sweeter the pussy to him.

Don't just lie there as a dead body.

Be part of the fucking.

Moaning energises him.

Some ladies are so annoying that while they are being laid, they will be so absent minded to the extent that oga will be wondering whether he is fucking a human or a dead body.

Some will just spread their pussy while the oga is sweating himself out banging the wet pussy.

That is so bad.

It kills the passion.

It makes the man feel he is forcing you to have sex with him.

It makes a sex that should last for 50mins to last for 15mins.

Please moan!

Baby moan out loud!

It does not matter what you are moaning about, just make sure you are screaming and making some romantic sounds.

It could be:

''arrrg, mmmm,

oh my God,

chai baby,

chimoooo,

baby injure me,

baby labam,

lasiem ike,

scatter it,

please baby don't cum now,

oh baby,

hit me hard,

Bleep me harder,

it's all yours,

tear it,

baby wound me,

ouch, ouch!

You're bitting my nipples ooooooo!!

And sometimes, start crying out of excess sweetness of the sex.

Also remember to suck his ear lobes as you both are glued to each other.

If you have never sucked his inner ear lobes during fucking, then you are missing out.

Wet his ears with your deep licking. It tickles him and sends him out of this world.

Make sure you don't miss out on the nipples ooooooo!!

You will even enjoy it.

Try it tonight.

And please don't forget to moan .

My Moaning can wake a dead person....lolz!

Moaning is very important................... So after reading now somebori will say omo Ladun yen ti naughty ju, swear if u don't enjoy reading it........ Lemme come and be going, enjoy ya day

Badooo....U r really d badest guy. Well u r on point bro. Just moan for me and get double best of me. I love moaning pass the pussy itself.

Only in Nigeria

CharlieMaria:
Must be Kenya.

Might be Ghana too.

They've made an art of burying the dead with so much packaging over there that dying would seem like traveling out, .

Psoul:


Badooo....U r really d badest guy. Well u r on point bro. Just moan for me and get double best of me. I love moaning pass the pussy itself.

And U pipo, ehn, you pipo!

Can't a dead man die in peace again?

Do want to Konjilitis the man by force? Moaning and panting on a dead man's thread, ehn? If Konji catches him enroute heaven, with all ur moaning now, what if he crashes the jet into the Hell Fire?

The dead man needs to call concentrate; warn ur colleague b4 Ojuju-calabar comes for U pipo!