We could get that from a Love Machine, it is not as if we ladies enjoy it sef, most ladies just fake orgasms to make your broke ass happy

dicksonadams:



Sex

tosyne2much:
Oooooh! Did you just say slavery?

This has nothing to do with slavery

Oh, really? Why didn't you answer the question?

funmisticqueen:
I once dated a broke guy, by the time i left the relationship, he was way richer than the gutter i found him, my secret, i did the exact OPPOSITE of the ten things you wrote on this thread, after a while he lost most of the money though quite sad. Thing is i taught him to be ambitious and move out of his poverty level. Never making that mistake again though, i am dating a wealthy guy this time and enjoying it, so pls go out there and hustle instead of staying broke and celebrating it.

You don't know to talk about me. It's people like you that thinks a man should only strive hard to make money at the expense of looking appealing to women. A reasonable man will strive hard to make money just to live a fulfilled life, not because of ladies

Anyway, I wish you a HML with your wealthy guy

godquality:
11. Pose online with the car you bought for yourself telling the world he bought it for you.

12. Even he beat you, lie that you fell down while riding a hover board.

But seriously doing all this is like walking on a slippery slope ladies.

Hahaha This is very funny

mrphysics:

I would have helped but for some reason I wouldn't. Abeg tosyn2much, pardon her.

This is the food I always love to eat but it has soured, and no longer edible.

I'm wondering why you keep on mentioning me.

Yeah right then he can choose to be single after he has made the money, the same way you guys go for more beautiful girls especially the fair ones is the same way ladies will go for the stronger men especially the richer ones, so if you are broke, date someone on your level who will put up will your bull$hit cos most of us wont. A serious lady wont want you to remain broke, ashe will help you anyway u can even if it means making you uncomfortable in your brokeness. P. S: i do know how to talk to you especially where it hurts that ego of yours that needs to be deflated. I will always respect the hustle, but i respct results more. Go figure.

tosyne2much:
You don't know to talk about me. It's people like you that thinks a man should only strive hard to make money at the expense of looking appealing to women. A reasonable man will strive hard to make money just to live a fulfilled life, not because of ladies

Anyway, I wish you a HML with your wealthy guy

Cleopatra4:
Tosyne2much there is God oooo! Don't ask him for money and don't deny him sex. For what na? I prefer to use my cunt for something useful than give a broke ass to destroy it. I use the word destroy cuz they can bang for Africa.

How many of them have you dated to come to the conclusion that they are good bangers?

funmisticqueen:
Yeah right then he can choose to be single after he has made the money, the same way you guys go for more beautiful girls especially the fair ones is the same way ladies will go for the stronger men especially the richer ones, so if you are broke, date someone on your level who will put up will your bull$hit cos most of us wont. A serious lady wont want you to remain broke, ashe will help you anyway u can even if it means making you uncomfortable in your brokeness. P. S: i do know how to talk to you especially where it hurts that ego of yours that needs to be deflated. I will always respect the hustle, but i respct results more. Go figure.

What are u trying to say

funmisticqueen:
Yeah right then he can choose to be single after he has made the money, the same way you guys go for more beautiful girls especially the fair ones is the same way ladies will go for the stronger men especially the richer ones, so if you are broke, date someone on your level who will put up will your bull$hit cos most of us wont. A serious lady wont want you to remain broke, ashe will help you anyway u can even if it means making you uncomfortable in your brokeness.

Most of you are not in good relationships as you come only to portray it and blow trumpet about it. We've always known your type to be relationship experts on Nairaland even when you're the one forcing yourself on men. People who find their way to date men they never thought they would have the privilege to date and then, they come to Nairaland to blow trumpet about it even when situation doesn't warrant. If you didn't put up your picture, I would have said you're in a good position to diss me but now that I've taken a glance at your profile, now I know you're not just worth the words coming out of your mind. Only a foolish person will take these Nairaland ladies serious for the rubbish they often spew

Go ahead and render your relationship advice to whoever cares to listen like, not me. I can smell your frustration towards this write-up.

Sorry ehn

BlazingAyomikun:
Oh, really? Why didn't you answer the question?

Your question has no answer bro.

tosyne2much:
How of them have you dated to come to the conclusion that they are good bangers?

Since a broke ass gat nothing to do his only occupation becomes banging. Of cuz you know practice makes perfect I'm beginning to suspect you

tosyne2much:
Your question has no answer bro.

Of course it does, you're merely evading. Let me ask again: WHAT WOULD BE YOUR REACTION IF YOUR SISTER IS IN THE KIND OF RELATIONSHIP YOU DESCRIBED? I want an honest answer.

Quinn22:
Tosyne2much

I think some of your points are flawed e.g

Don't deny him sex - what of if your girlfriend's vagina is very sensitive and gets bruises down there due to too much sex?

Don't be with wealthy friends - what of if your girlfriend is wealthy, hence having wealthy friends. And if anyone wants to be successful in life, they need to change the company they keep e.g poverty stricken broke people, when you accommodate friends that are successful and wealthy, you too will become successful one day because of their influence in your life, I'm not talking about financially, I'm talking about mentally and psychologically.

If u get bruise down their then u guys should use GV and Plastar on it.
The wealthy friends he talked about up their is guys not female,cos female are quick to compare and are hugely influenced by material things.

funmisticqueen:
Yeah right then he can choose to be single after he has made the money, the same way you guys go for more beautiful girls especially the fair ones is the same way ladies will go for the stronger men especially the richer ones, so if you are broke, date someone on your level who will put up will your bull$hit cos most of us wont. A serious lady wont want you to remain broke, ashe will help you anyway u can even if it means making you uncomfortable in your brokeness. P. S: i do know how to talk to you especially where it hurts that ego of yours that needs to be deflated. I will always respect the hustle, but i respct results more. Go figure.

Did I miss this or what? Nairalanders no go kill person oooo

Carry Nairaland matter on your head for all I care, I don't give a damn about you

This makes no sense

Johnsown1:


If u get bruise down their then u guys should use GV and Plastar on it.
The wealthy friends he talked about up their is guys not female,cos female are quick to compare and are hugely influenced by material things.

waxxydude:
2. Never deny him sex?

My guy you'd better edit that post before you cause mass murder.

Never deny poor man poosee? Dont you know that poor men are dangerous?. Naa only them get inbuilt VIAGRA, factory BOSS-RHINO.

Na only poor man get the ability to pause and hang im shemar for air, scatter im toto like sey na MATRIX.

Most poor men share characteristics with madmen like "gra-gra, agidi, ishun" and them get that "die-ontop-the-matter-spirit".

Infact as i'm typing this now fire-fighters just left my area after rescuing one babe from the hands of her poor man, who claim he sees poverty in physical form.

The guy knack this babe sotey the gel dry inside, my guy still dey do am (do or die affair), and him prick strong and firm like sey na carving, him shemar come lepaa, naso their bones just dey knack "kpan kpan" coupled with the dryness, lead to friction, naso fire start. :-/.

Like i said earlier if u nor won get hands inthe death of another man pikin, edit that post.

abeg no vex ooohh
you be bini guy?

BlazingAyomikun:
Of course it does, you're merely evading. Let me ask again: WHAT WOULD BE YOUR REACTION IF YOUR SISTER IS IN THE KIND OF RELATIONSHIP YOU DESCRIBED? I want an honest answer.

Very good. I believe it's her discretion to go into any relationship she likes. My only role as a brother is to sit her down and talk to her if she's threading on a destructive path

Cleopatra4:

Since a broke ass gat nothing to do his only occupation becomes banging. Of cuz you know practice makes perfect I'm beginning to suspect you

You're beginning to suspect me as a good banger shey? Onto say I be broke guy abi?

tosyne2much:
Very good. I believe it's her discretion to go into any relationship she likes. My only role as a brother is to sit her down and talk to her if she's threading on a destructive path

I'm very sure you're refraining from giving a direct answer due to what it would mean for your thread. I'm quite certain you won't like to see your sister in that kind of relationship, yet you're advising other ladies to put up with such. WHY? Isn't that unfair? To put it less charitably, isn't that simply CRUEL?

No wonder broke guys hardly get successful, they spend most of their time and energy chasing skirts, looking for relationships while their mates are working hard, trying to be independent and putting their career first before anything. Guys are getting more lazy and irresponsible everyday, while the ladies are getting more focused. That's why I don't pity or feel sorry for broke guys, they deserve to be where they are because of their laziness and mindset.

tizHoodBoyY:
Lol

U can't blame d women na

Tiz lyk asking d drilling machine to complain about digging a borehole

That where d complain comes in...One leaves intact...d other z on d journey to #pacific

Wrong analogy! The drilling machine could also get broken while drilling. There is the risk of wear and tear of the drilling machine as it carries out its job. It expends a lot of energy and many running parts are eroded in the process. More so, the drilling machine is expensive and not quite easy to get. Therefore, it isn't a one sided thing my friend.

doskie:
abeg no vex ooohh you be bini guy?

Full-Squad waffi nigga.

BlazingAyomikun:
I'm very sure you're refraining from giving a direct answer due to what it would mean for your thread. I'm quite certain you won't like to see your sister in that kind of relationship, yet you're advising other ladies to put up with such. WHY? Isn't that unfair? To put it less charitably, isn't that simply CRUEL?

I think we should be more concerned about the write-up, not my reaction if my sister happens to get acquainted to such a guy

villavic:



not just passing, you stopped clicked Read and comment

may God bless you broke guy

Do I look like a dude to u

pocohantas:

Never deny him sex?
Then after spreading her leg like compass and allowing him turn her anyhow on the bed, he'll come online with his 10MB to talk about virgins?

Do you know how many calories you burn during sex?
That energy he uses to thrust and strive to hit Gspot, he should channel it into lucrative projects.

Is a broke guy even supposed to have an ereçtion?

This is the funniest post I read on NL today. You are funny o.

tosyne2much:
A Broke dude is someone who just can't cater for himself

.cater to what extent sir?

durasome:
.cater to what extent sir?

Who cannot provide his own basic needs. It may be cloth, food or shelter

RuggedArab:
No love for a broke nigga!
It can never be peaceful!

Hmmmm.. Love is enduring.. If it's not gonna be peaceful.. Then that's not love in the first place!!!!!

Quinn22:
This makes no sense

I know it won't make sense to ur type

tosyne2much:
I think we should be more concerned about the write-up, not my reaction if my sister happens to get acquainted to such a guy

I'm trying to expose you as an hypocrite - obviously you want one rule for others and another rule for your own. This fact makes nothing in your write-up worth considering.

Safiaa:
I'm wondering why you keep on mentioning me.

I don't have time sorry. It's still morning. Have a nice day.