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No Money, No Erection!!! by vic224real(f): 9:08am On May 18, 2017
A broke man don't have right to erection!

I think is high time our ladies should start placing values on what I called "SELF ESTEEM, SELF-DEFENSE, & SELF DECIPLINE" and respect their woman hood. No man in his right senses, matured both in looks and mind, responsible, and have the fear of God would want to use you and dump you or molest you and assault you if you have worked on your self from the inside.

We hear pathetic stories everyday about how some ladies are been treated by some of these so-called beasts who called themselves men. Some of these ladies end up being beaten, raped, and even lost their lives in the process all in the name of what they called "Relationship".

ENOUGH!!!

Ladies please don't be too fast to involve your self into any relationship or try to replace your ex with a new guy just because you don't want the gap to be there. If you broke up with a guy and you want to start a fresh relationship with another guy, please take quality time to study and at least know some major things like how much he love God, who are his friends, where he hang out, some of the things he likes and don't, where he spend most of his time, and most especially his financial capability before commuting your precious life and time with him.

I know some of you will be asking " How can one know all of these qualities before getting into a relationship with a guy? "Yes,you are very correct! Its not possible to find out all of these because some would hide their true PERSON in order to achieve what they want at that particular time but then believe me, its possible if truly you take your time. Any guy that doesn't give you enough time to decide, let him go! It your life we are talking about here.

In as much as there are lots of " beast men" out there we still have lots of good ones amongst them. Yes, believe me good men still exist. What you need is quality time to decide.

No broke man have the right to erection! If you are broke, then remain where you and work on your self first before deceiving a lady in to your trap. Why am I saying this? It is because some of these heartless broke men use some of our ladies the way they want it and even leave some miserable for the rest of their lives. Please ladies, this is a little advice from a concerned heart to you.

Try them and you will enjoy the most envious relationship ever!!

Remain blessed!

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by delishpot: 9:10am On May 18, 2017
grin grin you don enter trouble. But not all broke men are bad na. And not all rich men are good either. A woman needs to date first(Meaning hang out, be friends but don't expose yourself to danger and make it clear that you have not made up your mind to enter a relationship yet). Date the guy, watch how he treats others, watch how he passes judgement when his friends encounter issues too. You will know the kind of person he is. If you are satisfied, then you can enter a romantic relationship with him.

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Nobody: 9:11am On May 18, 2017
YESSSSSSSS!!!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

You made my day already...

TrapQueen77, Ishilove, All NL Ladies Come and see advice ooooo cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Kondomatic(m): 9:16am On May 18, 2017
Again??

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Margy: 9:18am On May 18, 2017
Yes,yeah..Yes....Lala where art thou?

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by vic224real(f): 9:21am On May 18, 2017
delishpot:
grin grin you don enter trouble. But not all broke men are bad na. And not all rich men are good either. A woman needs to date first(Meaning hang out, be friends but don't expose yourself to danger and make it clear that you have not made up your mind to enter a relationship yet). Date the guy, watch how he treats others, watch how he passes judgement when his friends encounter issues too. You will know the kind of person he is. If you are satisfied, then you can enter a romantic relationship with him.

Agreed!

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Ishilove: 9:28am On May 18, 2017
"Lack of money causes weak erection", so sayeth the guys in ma hood in times past, but it is fast becoming a fallacy because it seems like these days it's the broke guys with erections as solid as Olumo rock. They will tell you that love should not be based on material things, and then they will bring that their rock hard deeks to your side as if offering you life-giving elixir. Mscheeeew.

Op, nice points.

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by lovethchioma(f): 9:44am On May 18, 2017
Nice...
Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Nobody: 10:39am On May 18, 2017
Ishilove:
"Lack of money causes weak erection", so sayeth the guys in ma hood in times past, but it is fast becoming a fallacy because it seems like these days it's the broke guys with erections as solid as Olumo rock. They will tell you that love should not be based on material things, and then they will bring that their rock hard deeks to your side as if offering you life-giving elixir. Mscheeeew.

Op, nice points.


BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Their PWEEKS ARE ALWAYS HARD LIKE ASO ROCK, LONG LIKE A PIPE AND DANGEROUS...

They preach "DOnt go after material things" Yet your Pweek looks very SPIRITUAL

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by bluetopaz: 10:47am On May 18, 2017
OP, I wish I could like your post a million times. Seriously, you couldn't have said it better

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Ishilove: 11:36am On May 18, 2017
StephDamielola:



BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Their PWEEKS ARE ALWAYS HARD LIKE ASO ROCK, LONG LIKE A PIPE AND DANGEROUS...

They preach "DOnt go after material things" Yet your Pweek looks very SPIRITUAL
With spiritual konji sef

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Khaytunechi: 12:14pm On May 18, 2017
Lol @ spiritual konji..

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Airoflaw(m): 1:05pm On May 18, 2017
StephDamielola:



BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Their PWEEKS ARE ALWAYS HARD LIKE ASO ROCK, LONG LIKE A PIPE AND DANGEROUS...

They preach "DOnt go after material things" Yet your Pweek looks very SPIRITUAL
Dangerous?

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by romme2u: 3:40pm On May 18, 2017
like seriously undecided

is it now pay as you go?

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by vic224real(f): 4:39pm On May 18, 2017
N
romme2u:
like seriously undecided

is it now pay as you go?

Whaever!!!
Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by sexymoma(f): 4:46pm On May 18, 2017
I've once said it here on Nl
A broke guy isn't sppose to have an erection
wetin dey ginger your pr1ck, i wan ask angry

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by romme2u: 4:55pm On May 18, 2017
vic224real:
N

Whaever!!!

undecided
Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by romme2u: 4:58pm On May 18, 2017
sexymoma:
I've once said it here on Nl
A broke guy isn't suppose to have an erection
wetin dey ginger your pr1ck, i wan ask angry

angry

but a broke girl is supposed to get laid. wetin make her wet, is it money?

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Nobody: 5:53pm On May 18, 2017
Can someone define who a broke guy is, I think the context here is lost ?

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by eyinjuege: 6:16pm On May 18, 2017
Anyone can have sex, just be responsible about it. Wear a condom, and don't have children you can't care for.

I'm still trying to understand the correlation between the body of your post and the title though.

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by bigcp(m): 7:11pm On May 18, 2017
SHUT THE 4K UP....
SO U MEAN IT'S OK 4 A RICH MAN TO BREAK A GIRL'S HEART...BUT ITS BAD 4 A BROKE GUY TO DO D SAME....I DON'T BUY THIS BRO....

...SO ARE U SAYING IT'S OK FOR A BIITCH 2 ALWAYS DUMP HER STUGGLING BF 4 THE RICHER GUY?

THAT'S WHY I KEEP TELLING BROTHERS DON'T TK THESE BIITCHES SERIOUS...MOST AIN'T WORTH THE STRESS.....

THAT'S WHY THEY ALWAYS GET USED AND SMASHED 2 D WALL...LEFT WITH FALLING BREAST....AND SLACKED KITTY....because THEY ALWAYS PREFER A WELL 2 DO BROTHER....N MOST RICH BROTHERS ARE PLAYERS....

I AM WHAT I AM...I AIN'T SURE IF I'M EVER GONNA GET MARRIED... MOST GIRLS NOWADAYS AIN'T WORTH IT... (ALL THOUGH THERE MAY STILL BE FEW GOOD ONES....BUT RARE)

BIITCHES LOOKING 4 RICH NIGGAS 2 BRINKG DOWN....WELL NOT ME...

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by vic224real(f): 9:38pm On May 18, 2017
N nu
bigcp:
SHUT THE 4K UP....
SO U MEAN IT'S OK 4 A RICH MAN TO BREAK A GIRL'S HEART...BUT ITS BAD 4 A BROKE GUY TO DO D SAME....I DON'T BUY THIS BRO....

...SO ARE U SAYING IT'S OK FOR A BIITCH 2 ALWAYS DUMP HER STUGGLING BF 4 THE RICHER GUY?

THAT'S WHY I KEEP TELLING BROTHERS DON'T TK THESE BIITCHES SERIOUS...MOST AIN'T WORTH THE STRESS.....

THAT'S WHY THEY ALWAYS GET USED AND SMASHED 2 D WALL...LEFT WITH FALLING BREAST....AND SLACKED KITTY....because THEY ALWAYS PREFER A WELL 2 DO BROTHER....N MOST RICH BROTHERS ARE PLAYERS....

I AM WHAT I AM...I AIN'T SURE IF I'M EVER GONNA GET MARRIED... MOST GIRLS NOWADAYS AIN'T WORTH IT... (ALL THOUGH THERE MAY STILL BE FEW GOOD ONES....BUT RARE)

BIITCHES LOOKING 4 RICH NIGGAS 2 BRINKG DOWN....WELL NOT ME...

Unless you don't any female in your family.

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by sexymoma(f): 11:39am On May 19, 2017
romme2u:


angry

but a broke girl is supposed to get laid."wetin make her wet", is it money?
Pr1ck angry

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by lastmessenger: 12:36pm On May 19, 2017
Having an erection is a biological thing and does not have anything to do with money. Life is a choice,if a girl decides to date a broke guy then she has made her choice.
Another thing I have observed lately is that Nigerians worship money and that's a very bad trend. Nobody wants to work hard anymore. Them ladies always on the look out for already made men to take care of their problems.

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by romme2u: 3:49pm On May 19, 2017
sexymoma:
Pr1ck angry

undecided

erect or weak
Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by timidapsin(m): 5:22pm On May 20, 2017
Money does not change the fact that you are human.....

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by deebee13(f): 5:22pm On May 20, 2017
Lwkmd. @OP You'd be surprised that it's the brokest of all men who get laid the most. Trust me, erection is a respecter of no money...

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by jmoore(m): 5:23pm On May 20, 2017
In summary, money + sex = prostitution.

Modern dating is 21st century prostitution.

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by virus05(m): 5:23pm On May 20, 2017
Wetin hapun.
Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by nkwuocha: 5:23pm On May 20, 2017
embarassed embarassed

If I'm broke sef, sex is the last thing on my mind.

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by rose54321: 5:23pm On May 20, 2017
Lmao,
I partially agree with the logic, though as someone already said above not all "broke" men are bad.
I think the OP is just saying Men should first focus on being successful, at least try your best to be financially independent before starting a relationship.

Women will always be available, we ain't running out anytime soon, so hustle hard and compensate yourself with a fine lady.

There are many guys out there, very lazy, that are more focused on ladies than their future. Its all about priorities, strive to succeed, then get a lady.

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Re: No Money, No Erection!!! by Thermodynamics(m): 5:23pm On May 20, 2017
And no slay queen/runs girl should expect to be treated with respect in marriage, not after sleeping with all the men in Nigeria you go wan come form good girl for marriage, no be only broke guys, una nor de see girls for Western word? Nigerian girls are lazy and very very dependent, they are leaches, they can't survive without a man.

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