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Here is why you Sleep in Church by Nobody: 12:15pm On May 14, 2017 |
Sleeping in church isn't really a good act as I've found many worshippers guilty of this. Well, I think I've figured out 3 causes.... 1. Boring Preaching/Teaching: Some pastors are not just good at biblical teachings and preaching. They should be able to relate the topic to present day happenings or experiences as this would spice up the preaching. They should also avoid repeating thesame message over and over again . My pastor isn't guilty of this anyway . 2. Comfort: The comfort provided in some place of worship is enough to make people sleep seff.. Very comfortable chairs, Air condition everywhere and projectors to display bible verses . I think this could also be a cause. Just saying tho'. 3. Inactive ushers: The ushers are very relevant in the church; aside guiding worshippers they ought to also wake any individual sleeping during the course of service . Some individuals can sleep comfortably from Sunday school to 'the grace' .. Lol. 10 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by pressplay411(m): 12:49pm On May 14, 2017 |
The breeze in the church is top notch. Just the right velocity for somnolescence. 17 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by Rainmaker69(m): 3:03pm On May 14, 2017 |
Persin wey sleep for church, na sleep dey catch am. On a more serious note, both the post and the theme are rather puerile and oversimple. Tiredness can be caused by a plethora of factors... You don't need to force spiritual or religious effects on natural causes. 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by Nobody: 2:07pm On May 21, 2017 |
No be who go church dey sleep for church? Lol Why force yourself to church when you're only going to sleep off there? Why not stay home and enjoy your sleep on you comfortable bed? 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by smartty68(m): 2:07pm On May 21, 2017 |
When I small, I was told that people who sleep in Church have been oppressed by the devil That satan keep hand for their head! Kai! I've been told many lies o when I was still a kid. 31 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by blaquebelle: 2:08pm On May 21, 2017 |
There's nothing i hate as much as when I'm stylishly trying to sleep and one usher comes to wake me. 22 Likes |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by niqqa(m): 2:08pm On May 21, 2017 |
I slept In church today |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by Eniola25(m): 2:08pm On May 21, 2017 |
seeen |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by naijafire(m): 2:08pm On May 21, 2017 |
na so |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by fransixe(m): 2:08pm On May 21, 2017 |
Hangover is one of the unrepentant culprit.... |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by Lucremoy(m): 2:09pm On May 21, 2017 |
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Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by smartty68(m): 2:10pm On May 21, 2017 |
niqqa:Your case na mental case 1 Like |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by Repairnigeria(m): 2:11pm On May 21, 2017 |
me self dey sleep and Na due to stress of work |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by Nobody: 2:12pm On May 21, 2017 |
Amen |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by emeijeh(m): 2:12pm On May 21, 2017 |
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Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by slawomir: 2:14pm On May 21, 2017 |
anyway am not guilty of this because first I don't believe in one imaginary being called God and his deluded and over rated bastard son of a thousand father called jesus! and as a result I don't go anywhere near that stupid building called house of God not to talk of sleeping! 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by sorextee(m): 2:16pm On May 21, 2017 |
For my church ehn, pple dey sleep tire. There was a time pastor was preaching, assistant pastor was dozing, the next thing, he fell on d ground. Now stood up, knelt on his chair, and started praying.. The church members thought the Holy Spirit entered him, which was why he fell. But we the guys knew he was sleeping... 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by FreeSpirited: 2:23pm On May 21, 2017 |
Y 1 Like |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by PqsMike: 2:26pm On May 21, 2017 |
.........Out late the night before, possibly Maybe that's one reason some pastors encourage participation from the congregation. “Can I get an Amen?” Need an affordable Architectural design check my signature View samples here: https://www.nairaland.com/3548486/outstanding-classic-architectural-designs-newhome 1 Share
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Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by FreeSpirited: 2:26pm On May 21, 2017 |
We sleep in church when we are no more catching enough fun to keep us awake.....boredom Smart Pastors know how to keep their church fun e.g by inviting a comedian to crack jokes in church because the new generation Christians seek fun in everything. |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by Nobody: 2:27pm On May 21, 2017 |
Jacksparr0w127: so, yhu re sayin? |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by hahn(m): 2:28pm On May 21, 2017 |
People sleep in church because they know it is all boolshit The only reason people go to church is because of what people might say about them, to appear good, to catch babes, to feel among Going to church is a total waste of time and money 9 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by Nobody: 2:30pm On May 21, 2017 |
djpop100:Read it again. This time read it slowly 2 Likes |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by Shortyy(f): 2:31pm On May 21, 2017 |
Jacksparr0w127:So you don't go to church? Unbelievable |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by abbeyty(m): 2:32pm On May 21, 2017 |
why person no go sleep for Nigeria churches, imagine spending over 8 hours in the church and they are expecting you not to get tired and sleep off. Nigerians spend too much time in church |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by Nobody: 2:32pm On May 21, 2017 |
Shortyy:Dem dey share money there? 1 Like |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by Shortyy(f): 2:33pm On May 21, 2017 |
Jacksparr0w127:Life isn't all about money. Anyways, bye. |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by Nobody: 2:34pm On May 21, 2017 |
Shortyy:Tell me about life then 3 Likes |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by walls01: 2:35pm On May 21, 2017 |
hahn: Your thought 5 Likes |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by chukzyfcbb: 2:37pm On May 21, 2017 |
spot on bro....I shake my head when people say certain members who sleep during sermon is because the devil is at work, that's complete BS. Most of the time is due to no1, boring preachers. I attend an Anglican church and dayumm the vicars are way took boring. You could know something about a subject but you may not know how best to teach and engage ur members. If u ever listened to Myles Munroe preach, or David Ibiyieomi or even pastor Chris. Your chances of sleeping is very Low. even if u are not a church goer, these men will say things to you that no pastor has ever told u. They will stimulate ur brain cells instanta,lol 7 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by Shortyy(f): 2:38pm On May 21, 2017 |
Jacksparr0w127:Bye Jack |
Re: Here is why you Sleep in Church by Nobody: 2:40pm On May 21, 2017 |
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