Seun:
But we are not Jews. We are Nigerians. How does this passage apply to us?

Check out this version of Gimme That Old Time Religion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBtSFhbxBTg

Lyrics:

Chorus:
Oh, give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
It's good enough for me.

Let us pray with Aphrodite,
Let us pray with Aphrodite,
She wears that see-through nightie,
And it's good enough for me.

We will pray with Zarathustra,
We'll pray just like we use ta,
I'm a Zarathustra booster,
And it's good enough for me.

We will pray with those Egyptians,
Build pyramids to put our crypts in,
Cover subways with inscriptions,
And it's good enough for me.

We will pray with those old druids,
They drink fermented fluids,
Waltzing naked though the woo-ids,
And it's good enough for me.

Hare Krishna, He must laugh on
To see me dressed in saffron
With my hair that's only half on
And it's good enough for me.

I will rise at early morning,
When my Lord gives me the warning,
That the solar age is dawning,
And that's good enough for me.

terrezo2002:
When Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, their eyes became opened to ideas. Before then, they had just one view towards everything, that is God's view in all things. Now see the results. People now act strangely, worship ugly demons, assuming your own gods. What a disaster

analice107:

See? this is why you hate Yahweh. When I said you were demon possessed i hadn't seen this thread.

Cc: Ishilove.

analice107:

See? this is why you hate Yahweh. When I said you were demon possessed i hadn't seen this thread.

Cc: Ishilove.

AlanTuringAI:

Christians will say Jehovah God is omniscient, meaning he knows the end even from the beginning. This means he knows Adam and Eve will eat the forbidden fruit, that Judas will betray Jesus and that Lucifer will rebel against Him. Agreed? Why then is man paying for the sins of what Jehovah had predestined to happen, meaning they could not prevent those from happening as they'd been preplanned.

Martinez19:
One day, when God reveals himself, humanity will acknowledge him as the Almighty. People who are romancing spiritual and metaphysical concepts are not serious.

#GodistheAlmighty

Oloruntobi4382:
Abeg try get sense

analice107:

Who are you? Identify yourself.

This is not to Oloruntobi4382. Am addressing the entity indwelling Oluruntobi4382.

I command you speak, what is your name or names?

Oloruntobi4382:
kikikikiki, I'm Analicaboth because i'm stupid.

analice107:

Analicaboth, where do you come from, and why do you want to destroy Tobi? Speak, or i send you black to Hades.

analice107:

Who are you? Identify yourself.

This is not to Oloruntobi4382. Am addressing the entity indwelling Oluruntobi4382.

I command you speak, what is your name or names?

Oloruntobi4382:
I came from Oshodi, and i want to...girl wait, you no get sense o. You no know say they dey laugh you. Walahi, you mumu.

Oloruntobi4382:
I came from Oshodi, and i want to...girl wait, you no get sense o. You no know say they dey laugh you. Walahi, you mumu.

OtemAtum:
Walahi, I almost collapse with lafta for road as I was making my way to the football viewing centre to watch my darling Chelsea lift the trophy. Omo, this Analice girl is really in a big shhit! In dis 21st century someone is still believing in the existence of demons or demon-possessed person

analice107:

Which coven in Oshodi do you belong to? what is your mission in Tobi's life. Speak i command you in Jesus name.

analice107:

Which coven in Oshodi do you belong to? what is your mission in Tobi's life. Speak i command you in Jesus name.

Oloruntobi4382:
Ishilove Felixomor, abeg kon carry your sister.

analice107:

Analicaboth, where do you come from, and why do you want to destroy Tobi? Speak, or i send you black to Hades.

Oloruntobi4382:
Ishilove Felixomor, abeg kon carry your sister.

Oloruntobi4382:
Says Yahweh.

proudafrogal:

Chai nairalanders are funny o

dingbang:
I am the Lord your God, who brought your fathers and mothers out from the land of Egypt, thou shall not worship any other gods besides me.... Says the Lord..

realmindz:

May you live long

Pidgin2:


Jesus is the alpha and omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end, the omnipotent, omnipresent omniscience God.

analice107:

See? this is why you hate Yahweh. When I said you were demon possessed i hadn't seen this thread.

Cc: Ishilove.

terrezo2002:
When Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, their eyes became opened to ideas. Before then, they had just one view towards everything, that is God's view in all things. Now see the results. People now act strangely, worship ugly demons, assuming your own gods. What a disaster

analice107:

See? this is why you hate Yahweh. When I said you were demon possessed i hadn't seen this thread.

Cc: Ishilove.

Ishilove:

They are many on Nairaland

Pidgin2:


Promise keeper, ocean divider, mighty warrior, everlasting father, redeemer, Savior, creator, master, conqueror, Jesus is the great I am, blessed be the most high

Oloruntobi4382:
I came from Oshodi, and i want to...girl wait, you no get sense o. You no know say they dey laugh you. Walahi, you mumu.