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Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by Nobody: 11:24pm On May 20, 2017
Seun:
But we are not Jews. We are Nigerians. How does this passage apply to us?

Check out this version of Gimme That Old Time Religion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBtSFhbxBTg

Lyrics:

Chorus:
Oh, give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
Give me that old time religion
It's good enough for me.

Let us pray with Aphrodite,
Let us pray with Aphrodite,
She wears that see-through nightie,
And it's good enough for me.

We will pray with Zarathustra,
We'll pray just like we use ta,
I'm a Zarathustra booster,
And it's good enough for me.

We will pray with those Egyptians,
Build pyramids to put our crypts in,
Cover subways with inscriptions,
And it's good enough for me.

We will pray with those old druids,
They drink fermented fluids,
Waltzing naked though the woo-ids,
And it's good enough for me.

Hare Krishna, He must laugh on
To see me dressed in saffron
With my hair that's only half on
And it's good enough for me.

I will rise at early morning,
When my Lord gives me the warning,
That the solar age is dawning,
And that's good enough for me.

is this guy okay at all?
Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by AlanTuringAI: 11:36pm On May 20, 2017
terrezo2002:
When Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, their eyes became opened to ideas. Before then, they had just one view towards everything, that is God's view in all things. Now see the results. People now act strangely, worship ugly demons, assuming your own gods. What a disaster
Christians will say Jehovah God is omniscient, meaning he knows the end even from the beginning. This means he knows Adam and Eve will eat the forbidden fruit, that Judas will betray Jesus and that Lucifer will rebel against Him. Agreed? Why then is man paying for the sins of what Jehovah had predestined to happen, meaning they could not prevent those from happening as they'd been preplanned.

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Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by Oloruntobi4382(m): 11:51am On May 21, 2017
analice107:

See? this is why you hate Yahweh. When I said you were demon possessed i hadn't seen this thread.

Cc: Ishilove.
Abeg try get sense

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Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by Martinez19(m): 12:23pm On May 21, 2017
analice107:

See? this is why you hate Yahweh. When I said you were demon possessed i hadn't seen this thread.

Cc: Ishilove.
One day, when God reveals himself, humanity will acknowledge him as the Almighty. People who are romancing spiritual and metaphysical concepts are not serious.

#GodistheAlmighty
Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by terrezo2002(m): 12:38pm On May 21, 2017
AlanTuringAI:

Christians will say Jehovah God is omniscient, meaning he knows the end even from the beginning. This means he knows Adam and Eve will eat the forbidden fruit, that Judas will betray Jesus and that Lucifer will rebel against Him. Agreed? Why then is man paying for the sins of what Jehovah had predestined to happen, meaning they could not prevent those from happening as they'd been preplanned.
You are right...God has also given humans the power of choice. He placed options before humans to choose. Choose to serve God which is choosing life and the blessings of it or choose your ways and recieve whatever it brings to you.
The devil was jealous of the fellowship humans enjoyed with God that was why he made them to make the wrong choice

Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by analice107: 12:43pm On May 21, 2017
Martinez19:
One day, when God reveals himself, humanity will acknowledge him as the Almighty. People who are romancing spiritual and metaphysical concepts are not serious.

#GodistheAlmighty
He has already revealed Himself in the person of Christ, the next time He shall be seen will be on the White Throne Judgment seat, and it will be too late.
Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by analice107: 12:46pm On May 21, 2017
Oloruntobi4382:
Abeg try get sense
Who are you? Identify yourself.

This is not to Oloruntobi4382. Am addressing the entity indwelling Oluruntobi4382.

I command you speak, what is your name or names?
Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by lepasharon(f): 12:47pm On May 21, 2017
A black person shouldnt worship artemis, id rather you teach me about dambala instead.

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Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by Oloruntobi4382(m): 1:40pm On May 21, 2017
analice107:

Who are you? Identify yourself.

This is not to Oloruntobi4382. Am addressing the entity indwelling Oluruntobi4382.

I command you speak, what is your name or names?
kikikikiki, I'm Analicaboth because i'm stupid.
Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by analice107: 2:15pm On May 21, 2017
Oloruntobi4382:
kikikikiki, I'm Analicaboth because i'm stupid.
Analicaboth, where do you come from, and why do you want to destroy Tobi? Speak, or i send you black to Hades.
Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by Oloruntobi4382(m): 2:37pm On May 21, 2017
analice107:

Analicaboth, where do you come from, and why do you want to destroy Tobi? Speak, or i send you black to Hades.
I came from Oshodi, and i want to...girl wait, you no get sense o. You no know say they dey laugh you. Walahi, you mumu.

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Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by OtemAtum: 2:46pm On May 21, 2017
analice107:

Who are you? Identify yourself.

This is not to Oloruntobi4382. Am addressing the entity indwelling Oluruntobi4382.

I command you speak, what is your name or names?
I am Otem, sent to reveal the truth in all the lost and hidden scrolls before the time when God the Universe created Yahweh, Allah, Vishnu, Moloch, Mazda, Olorun and so on, till the present time.
This commandment of yours funny gan o. It really made my day grin cheesy cheesy
Wilgrea7, speak, what is your own name or names? cheesy
Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by OtemAtum: 2:58pm On May 21, 2017
Oloruntobi4382:
I came from Oshodi, and i want to...girl wait, you no get sense o. You no know say they dey laugh you. Walahi, you mumu.
Walahi, I almost collapse with lafta for road as I was making my way to the football viewing centre to watch my darling Chelsea lift the trophy. Omo, this Analice girl is really in a big shhit! In dis 21st century someone is still believing in the existence of demons or demon-possessed person cheesy cheesy

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Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by analice107: 3:01pm On May 21, 2017
Oloruntobi4382:
I came from Oshodi, and i want to...girl wait, you no get sense o. You no know say they dey laugh you. Walahi, you mumu.
Which coven in Oshodi do you belong to? what is your mission in Tobi's life. Speak i command you in Jesus name.
Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by Oloruntobi4382(m): 3:09pm On May 21, 2017
OtemAtum:
Walahi, I almost collapse with lafta for road as I was making my way to the football viewing centre to watch my darling Chelsea lift the trophy. Omo, this Analice girl is really in a big shhit! In dis 21st century someone is still believing in the existence of demons or demon-possessed person cheesy cheesy
grin grin Wetin we no go hear.
Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by Oloruntobi4382(m): 3:10pm On May 21, 2017
analice107:

Which coven in Oshodi do you belong to? what is your mission in Tobi's life. Speak i command you in Jesus name.
Ishilove Felixomor, abeg kon carry your sister.

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Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by Raintaker(m): 3:37pm On May 21, 2017
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Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by Ishilove: 3:46pm On May 21, 2017
analice107:

Which coven in Oshodi do you belong to? what is your mission in Tobi's life. Speak i command you in Jesus name.
Lmaoooo!

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Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by Ishilove: 3:48pm On May 21, 2017
Oloruntobi4382:
Ishilove Felixomor, abeg kon carry your sister.

Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by Ishilove: 3:50pm On May 21, 2017
analice107:

Analicaboth, where do you come from, and why do you want to destroy Tobi? Speak, or i send you black to Hades.
I never knew you have this kind of wicked sense of humour cheesy

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Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by Nobody: 4:43pm On May 21, 2017
grin grin
Oloruntobi4382:
Ishilove Felixomor, abeg kon carry your sister.

grin Chai nairalanders are funny o
Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by realmindz: 5:02pm On May 21, 2017
Oloruntobi4382:
Says Yahweh.
May you live long
Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by Oloruntobi4382(m): 5:03pm On May 21, 2017
proudafrogal:
grin grin
grin Chai nairalanders are funny o
Hmmm
Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by realmindz: 5:03pm On May 21, 2017
dingbang:
I am the Lord your God, who brought your fathers and mothers out from the land of Egypt, thou shall not worship any other gods besides me.... Says the Lord..

says Yahweh to the Jews, my ancestors were not Jews neither were they slaves in Egypt
Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by Oloruntobi4382(m): 5:05pm On May 21, 2017
realmindz:

May you live long
Ase.

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Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by realmindz: 5:07pm On May 21, 2017
Pidgin2:


Jesus is the alpha and omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end, the omnipotent, omnipresent omniscience God.

good job girl. just keep on reciting it like that like a zombie until you are told to do otherwise grin

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Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by realmindz: 5:09pm On May 21, 2017
analice107:

See? this is why you hate Yahweh. When I said you were demon possessed i hadn't seen this thread.

Cc: Ishilove.
everyone is demon possessed to you.

Pls I am demon possessed too, shout the name of jesus crisis and let me flee...sebi u said, he is all powerful?

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Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by realmindz: 5:13pm On May 21, 2017
terrezo2002:
When Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, their eyes became opened to ideas. Before then, they had just one view towards everything, that is God's view in all things. Now see the results. People now act strangely, worship ugly demons, assuming your own gods. What a disaster

believe me, Jesus was one ugly dude..forget those fine boys they used to act his movies.
He is damn ugly.
let's ask OtemAtum grin

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Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by realmindz: 5:16pm On May 21, 2017
analice107:

See? this is why you hate Yahweh. When I said you were demon possessed i hadn't seen this thread.

Cc: Ishilove.

who does not hate Yahweh?
that guy too dey kill abeg, he too dey vex.
a complete psychopath.
Kill anything, children, women, animals....Aba, na by force to worship him..
A real monster indeed

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Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by realmindz: 5:18pm On May 21, 2017
Ishilove:

They are many on Nairaland
I am a demon, I've come to prepare the way for the anti-crisis...
I've come for you all!! Oya start to bind by fire

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Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by realmindz: 5:21pm On May 21, 2017
Pidgin2:


Promise keeper, ocean divider, mighty warrior, everlasting father, redeemer, Savior, creator, master, conqueror, Jesus is the great I am, blessed be the most high

I keep wondering why Yahweh has not divided any ocean since the invention of cameras.

It's like that monster's ocean dividing days are over

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Re: How To Worship Goddess Artemis by realmindz: 5:26pm On May 21, 2017
Oloruntobi4382:
I came from Oshodi, and i want to...girl wait, you no get sense o. You no know say they dey laugh you. Walahi, you mumu.

I almost passed out laughing grin grin grin u dey madt

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