Nickizoe:
hehehe my tits are really wety

myking95:


I went through ur profile and checked your topics. There is a topic on pre wedding pics. By the way, u really look like a turtle.

Ishilove:

When you're ready to tell me your other username let me know. Mscheeeeeeeew

Brugge:


No ever live abroad ooh more especially in Europe. Men will hit on you. I was on vac with my then Greek babe for Crete. The babe the swim me just lay for ground for beach na so one dude come dey chyk me. omo me I tell am say see my babe inside water there haha. When my woman come out from the ocean I come tell her she was impressed sey even gay guys find her man hot. ahaha oyibo dey craze. Even inside bus for Brussels. Chai Europe na really liberal place ooh.

If you do mistake show your disdain for gays, trust me you will get a lot of shit from those white people. If you ever find yourself in their midst you had better keep your disgust to yourself ooh. hahaha

Ishilove:

Burna88:
gerrout If ü dont Know d diffrence btw past nd present

patval:


Nice to know you are lesbian, we don't have to be afraid of our choice. get some chocolaty G- lashing if you don't mind doing it with me

AlvanT:
My love depart not from me for I shall get weary and unwell,my precious one,my gem,I have kept my utmost composure waiting for this day,if thou bereave me of it I might join my fathers devoid of expectation... I don't mean to keep thee in antsy but if need be I unmask myself,I shall do so only if thou takest a vow my lady.

Jbleenk:


Nah not in all cases. Witnessed a dude almost got lynched on a bus all because he was acting womanly. White guy just got off his seat, casually approached dude acting womanly and gave him one on the face. While dude had one hand in waist waving the other in air the way women do another slapped him from behind. It took the driver's intervention to save him.

desquad:
I've got a kid and my parents don't know about it, thank God the girl is not in the same state with me

luminouz:

Lmaooooo! Which police? These useless 20naira collecting bunch on our roads? Nah!!!! Don't think so!! Besides once ur google locator is turned off...how d hell will they find u!!

IamaNigerianGuy:


You were a budding criminal in your early days; Thank God you changed your ways!
I went to a military school, what you just recounted could never happen there.
Nice story anyway.

stilldoingokay:



will it be turn of forever

Eddygourdo:
I have so many oh, maybe about 20, but it's best that when I leave this world, I go with about five. so will publicly confess some since this is anonymous.

the year was 1995, I was in secondary school, I was a very stubborn boy, everyone got tired of me. I just returned from suspension for fighting and throwing the boy I fought inside a soak away pit. I closed the pit and went away without realising the principal of the school saw me. he later rescued the boy and I met my Waterloo at the assembly.

I was surprised to find my mother (omo teacher) there, five hefty men with a bag of canes stood by her. I was called out and stripped naked and a hell I will never forget begun. anyway I forgave my mum but never forgave that principal. I was such a bad boy then till God saved me and made me a new man sometime in 1998.

when I resumed I swore I will find ways to deal with this principal, I heard he was in the habit of strolling at night to look for students fuuccking In the classrooms, thank God I had a click (boys who adored me for being a demon pikin). rumour had it that this man had some gfs and he also uses the classrooms as a brothel.

anyway we decided to watch him and soon we observed there was this tiny girl in jss1 who meets this man in class, I went and met some seniors who respected me and begged them to help us get koboko with pepper and a good padluck. in those days it's only boys who scale the Fence that could have such contraband. (I was too short to reach the fence talk less of scaling one)

on the said night, we all hid with covered faces, when the man entered the classrooms with this breastless girl, we waited for the fool to remove all his cloths (why he did that baffled everyone). once the action started, we rushed in and poured the pepper in his eyes, the girl ran out screaming, while we all started using the koboko. I focused on his penis because he made them part my buttocks and flog me inbetween my yansh (who does that). the man kept shouting while we kept beating him, in order for security not to come catch us there, we took his cloths and rushed out while padlocking the door behind us.

some sets of students have already been sent earlier to wake his wife in the staff quarters, I returned to the hostel with my goons (was not a cult oh).

we woke up to hear the news that the principal is locked naked in a classroom and he can't explain how he got there, thanks to the big padluck we used. the man kept trying to explain to his wife who insisted the door not be broken down how he was kidnapped.

I will confess the remaining 14 before I reach the age of 90. need to make heaven and leave my secrets on earth here.

i

CaptPlanet:




Nope!

Open fuel tank, pee, close it and bounce.

patval:


Nice to know you are lesbian, we don't have to be afraid of our choice. get some chocolaty G- lashing if you don't mind doing it with me

Ishilove:

I am no longer attending Tuesday service and I've been giving excuses to my co-churchworkers that work is keeping me. Na lie, I dey go house go sleep.

Oya say yours.

Melahou:


> yeye they wory you oh

Shortyy:
Lol secrets? I've got terrible and scary ones. They even scare me when I think about em. I pray every day that God forgives me

KelvinCX:
My secret is























am in love with this nairalander,www.nairaland.com/carolyner but she doesn't give me the time of the day

Ishilove:

What vow?

stilldoingokay:



will it be turn of forever

aldexrio:
My own secret is that during my NYSC service in 2015, I followed and rigged the election, now I'm regretting it.

Brugge:


There are plenty of them around you. There are lots of gays in Nigeria. There are some group of guys I went to uni with, never knew they were gay until one opened up to me thinking I was one (back then in school I was chill no drama all my chic runs are off campus so I can focus on studies within campus. So he thought I wasn't into chics, without knowing all my matches were at a different campus close bye). When he gave me names of his crew that was when I realized that all the guys I knew then that used to spend a lot of time at his place back then were gays. His place was a rally point for them.

Burna88:
gerrout If ü dont Know d diffrence btw past nd present

Bonimoney:
Hmmmmmm since its confession time, let me say mine: My principal back then in Langtang south local government of plateau state always suffers us to cut almost ten hectres of land of grass, and he will sale the grass without giving us nothing so, he annouce on assembly ground dat d next day is grass cutting day so, i and my co-niggas plan dat night nd put a rope in petrol nd extend it to road side we light d rope nd walk to night prep nd b4 u say lasgidi, fire don burn all d bush till now, den nva know d source of d fire.





the worst one b say i be cronic sex addict... can stay without sex nd when no babe, 1anking is d solution

ajalawole:
my uncle wife raped me. Thats the secret still bothering me till date

nurshah:



Or vice versa?I don't believe a woman can rape a man unless she drugged you.. Men are naturally stronger than. Women ..abeg