I need a girl who farts a lot.. I need a girl who likes to eat beans or eggs and farts a lot...

Dont give up on life yet ooh please ok?

God will provide

mzhorlah:
God will provide

Looketh thou far away? when thou hart the chosen one for the OP without realizing

lordnicklaus:
I need a girl who farts a lot.. I need a girl who likes to eat beans or eggs and farts a lot...

lol....I thought you found one in a certain thread I mentioned you

say NO to weed.

cruchenuti:


Looketh thou far away? when thou hart the chosen one for the OP without realizing

you say what

your stupidity amazes me

LMAO lord have mercy you guys are some crazy people. I love it. I really needed this laugh.
Girl that God will provide post killed it..

marvin902:
your stupidity amazes me

Then Bleep off you gay... it ain't a necessity you reply

lordnicklaus:


Then Bleep off you gay... it ain't a necessity you reply

wowww see who's calling me gay.. a primitive rabbit
clap for yourself asswipe

hmmnn.... this is getting out of hand.

..

I won't condemn you because a friend once told me he loves it when his girlfriend farts for him.you can extend your search to ibadan,because yoruba girls like to fart like hell and most have big hips.so you can be sucking and rimming her while she farts.
I wish you luck in your search.

May God answer u speedily

marvin902:


wowww see who's calling me gay.. a primitive rabbit clap for yourself asswipe

A primitive rabbit is what your dad is.

lordnicklaus:
I need a girl who farts a lot..
I need a girl who likes to eat beans or eggs and farts a lot...

U must be allergic to oxygen.
Get well soon

lordnicklaus:
I need a girl who farts a lot..
I need a girl who likes to eat beans or eggs and farts a lot...

U must be allergic to oxygen.
Get well soon

lordnicklaus:

A primitive rabbit is what your dad is.

wow...am not that stupid to insult your parents buh it seems stupidity is in your blood so I don't blame you and you just confirmed how primitive your brain is...asswipe

@Op

lordnicklaus:
I need a girl who farts a lot..
I need a girl who likes to eat beans or eggs and farts a lot...

kolomental

technicallyrich:
I won't condemn you because a friend once told me he loves it when his girlfriend farts for him.you can extend your search to ibadan,because yoruba girls like to fart like hell and most have big hips.so you can be sucking and rimming her while she farts.
I wish you luck in your search.

so u kno abt this too ?

lordnicklaus:
I need a girl who farts a lot.. I need a girl who likes to eat beans or eggs and farts a lot...

lordnicklaus:
I need a girl who farts a lot..
I need a girl who likes to eat beans or eggs and farts a lot...

...bro spek on Onstelly....she farts like krazy!!

lordnicklaus:
I need a girl who farts a lot..
I need a girl who likes to eat beans or eggs and farts a lot...

diz one yaff parss winshes in vilages.op plz come nxt weak Sunday wee wee pray for u in my shurch.

MrCork:



...bro spek on Onstelly....she farts like krazy!!

dz one wee jurs cum and addition is mardnerss.shakes my head

Sexual fantasies increase day by day. If I talk my own eh...... In btw... O.p were u born at a gas station?

its obvious that social medias and interactive sites like nairaland is now making lots of guyz to express and reveal their HIDDEN SEXUAL ATTRACTION OR OBSESSION CALLED FETISHISM
its a pity that whenever guyz write or ask for help.. what they usually get is insult and curses responses from ppls comment, the reason is that naija is a very religious place and any behaviour or attraction that is out of religious morals is never acceptable and it is tagged satanic or demon possession..
SOME ONE LIKING A LADY THAT FART ALOT IS MORE OR LESS LIKE EVERY OTHER GUY THAT IS ATTRACTED TO BIG NYASH(BOOTY), BIG BOOBS(BREAST), YELLOW BABES(FAIR COMPLEXON), TALL LADY, SLIM OR FAT OROBO LADIES ETC..all are individual psychological interpretation of what a beautiful woman should look like.. SO WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS CODEMN GUYZ THAT APPRECIATE OR ARE ATTRACTED TO AND WANT LADIES THAT FARTS ALOT.. it a pity these type of babes are scarce as diamond, gold and silver in naija.. this is why guyz has to come online and make.such request on public forum.. imagine if women that fart for entertaiment and sport are very common in naija like the brazilian babes, amercan fart mistressess, latino fart professionals and girlfriends/fiancees that are bold and confident to.fart at will arround their guyz.. these type of post will not generate so much hatefull and wicked comment..
SO MY GUY I WISH THE BEST OF LUCK BECAUSE YOU.WILL NEED IT SINCE THERE ARE NO LADIES THAT MESS(FART) IN NAIJA.. the ones that fart and.pollute anyhow are either hidding or drinking JEDIJEDI AND ALL SORT OF MEDICATION TO STOP IT.. SOME ARE EVEN UNDERGOING SETS OF UNIMAGINABLE DELIVERANCE AND PRAYER TO STOP MESS MESS(FART) IN THEIR LIFE SO THEY CAN GAIN SOCIETAL ACCEPTANCE

technicallyrich:
I won't condemn you because a friend once told me he loves it when his girlfriend farts for him.you can extend your search to ibadan,because yoruba girls like to fart like hell and most have big hips.so you can be sucking and rimming her while she farts.
I wish you luck in your search.

THIS NOT TRUE OH.. I HAVE NEVER MET ANY YORUBA LADY THAT FARTS OR APPRECIATE FARTING OOH.. THEY DONT LIKE IT AT ALL (BIG BOOTY OR NOT) AND THE TIME I MISTAKINGLY FART I THE PRESENCE OF AND IBADAN LADY OOH MAN SHE INSULTED NAGGED ME GRILLED ME FOR HOURS.. THE NEXT DAY SHE.STILL CAME TO MY COMPOUND MAKE A SCENE ABOUT THE FART.SHE STILL WENT AHEAD TO REPORT ME TO MY LANDLORD AFTER SHE TOLD ALL MY NEIGHBOR ABOUT THE FART.. SO YORUBA LADIES IS A NO GO AREA WHEN.IT COMES TO FARTING.. AT FOUR HAS BROKEN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME BECAUSE OF FARTING WHEN I AM ASLEEP OR ANY TIME EAT BEANS.. I HAVE NEVER DATED AN IBO LADY B4 SO I CANT TELL YOU ABOUT THEM.. BUT MY FREIND FESTUS IS MARRIED TO AND AN EDO BEAUTIFUL TALL LADY WHO CAN FART ON COMMAND AT WILL ANYTIME .... BUT I DONT THINK ITS COMMON AMONG EDO GIRLS BECAUSE ALL MY LIFE THAT IS THE ONLY NIGERIAN IF NOT AFRICAN (MINUS BLACK AMERICAN THAT SHOOT LADIES THAT PRODUCE FART FETISH VIDEOS ON LIFE ) WOMAN I HAVE SEE WHO FART AND IS NOT BOTHERED IF SOMEONE FART BESIDE HER BECAUSE SHE IS NOT ONLY THE CHAMPION BUT THE SHE IS THE QUEEN OF FART AFTER MR. METHANE OF UNITED KINGDOM..
DONT BOTHER..SO YORUBA IBO OR HAUSA... THERE ARE NO FARTING LADIES OR WOMEN THAT FART CONFIDENTLY IN NAIJA