redbeans:
"sir, go back and rewrite the slip. You can only withdraw 900 naira. 100 naira will be deducted for across-the-counter withdrawal. And please get an ATM card as we attend to 100,000 and above only."

Body weak me on hearing the news. How I wan take see a whole 1050 naira for their 'small rubber card.' I would have left the money in annoyance if hunger had left that afternoon.
I went ahead to refill and collect my money.

I could hear some slay queens on the queue discussing my Behind but broke status.
Chei! Two girls take me shine because of money. I left the bank with staring eyes as my orderly. A part of me wanted to be sad, but on the other hand I was euphoric that 3 days food was sure.
I marched to mama idowu to swallow.

No doubt, when the bankers need comic relief, they will play back the tape from the CCTV camera. I made up my mind to use their Ekpan branch next time.

THE END

Oyindidi:
Yes o

Happy children's day lefu

LalaLushness:

Lol @ diaries man has to chop o

thornapple:


OP was blinded by hunger and recession.

KennyID17:


Lefu ma G, weytin pesin no go see finish for this nairaland?

OP, comman finish this Tori oóoo

lefulefu:

omo! see owo

Splinz:


Lefu, a child? C'mon... give lefu some credit. Say: Happy children's day to your 'children'. Abi lefulefu no be so?

Splinz:


She shouldn't have just thrown the passbook, she should have added a resounding slap! Shey you no know sey to withdraw that kind money for counter na crime?

LalaLushness:


Haha see as u look d cash like naija babe
Imagine you go out holding that ... will like to be the fly on wall lol

lefulefu:

i am a kidult
i like suckin blenze





alexialin dear come watch stephen"s dairies with me
i keep popcorn for u

alexialin:









Yeahhh!
Keep chilled iced wine for me o!
Am on my way already !!!.

DonFreshmoney:
Mumu OP

lefulefu:
broke men should not have erections abi?

redbeans:
hmm.......

redbeans:
because I haven't picked like you baa?? Issorait

FreeSpirited:
I just dey laugh for here cos she really suffer you..,Meanwhile, if na me, I swear to God ,I will mess her up, also in a loud voice...I swear. Cos...She never fed me, and I never asked her to borrow me 1k. I will so mess her up that I won't mind it becomes a brawl. I can't just take a too-know person, especially a lady messing me up anyhow, not even in a public place....Even if na 100 naira remain for my account, I will make her know with confidence that I wasn't there to beg....its my money for Gods sake and I deserve some respect as a customer.....e pain me say no be me, I swear she go regret her day...na dat kine fight I dey sabi fight with no inhibition. I swear she go apologise....nonsense!

lefulefu:
ehn see as the money carry ukwu sef redbeans come see owo mylestone


lefulefu u try die 4 dis 1.i swear op story won kill me....


redbeans na God Grace u dy go


lele CR7jnr una dey miss tory oo

refiner:
@redbeans...ayam from imo state oo...how will u pay my bride price...eeh?

Stevengerd:
Redbeans Baba. How Can I Transfer Money Frm My Bank Acct(frist Bank) To My Bet9ja Acct.

Stevengerd:
Redbeans Baba. How Can I Transfer Money Frm My Bank Acct(frist Bank) To My Bet9ja Acct.

redbeans:
"sir, go back and rewrite the slip. You can only withdraw 900 naira. 100 naira will be deducted for across-the-counter withdrawal. And please get an ATM card as we attend to 100,000 and above only."

Body weak me on hearing the news. How I wan take see a whole 1050 naira for their 'small rubber card.' I would have left the money in annoyance if hunger had left too in angerthat afternoon.
I went ahead to refill and collect my money.

I could hear some slay queens on the queue discussing my fine boy but broke status.
Chei! Two ladies take me shine because of money. I left the bank with staring eyes as my orderly. A part of me wanted to be sad, but on the other hand I was euphoric that 3 days food was sure.
I marched to mama Idowu 'to swallow.'

No doubt, when the bankers need comic relief, they will play back the tape from the CCTV camera. I made up my mind to use their Ekpan branch next time.

THE END