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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by CocoMilian(f): 9:48pm On May 30, 2017
1.Lake turkana-northern Kenya
3. Masaai jewellery

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 9:52pm On May 30, 2017
bantudra:


imagine...na jonathan caused all this wahala....who is south africa sef.....how many nigerians even know which direction is south africa sef...

before we didnt even knew the direction you need to fly to south africa.....

we only knew they were black like us and and needed help,,,,thats all....
you must be the biggest idiots in world standing on long queues to get visas to a country that you can't even locate embarassed lipsrsealed

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by vaxx: 9:53pm On May 30, 2017
CocoMilian:


Lol go to natgeo grin they even have a special episode showing how different animals do it. Insane but interesting. grin
i will love to watch. especially lion my favourite big cat we dont have much of it in ghana
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by CocoMilian(f): 9:53pm On May 30, 2017
RANDOM KENYA

1. Mt longonot- dormant volcano

2. Homa bay county-western kenya

3. Watamu- deep sea diving

4. Flamingos at lake Naivasha

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by freshest4live: 9:54pm On May 30, 2017
CocoMilian:


Haha lol pretty much just how the normal cats do it grin

But I know the elephants have penis' upto 6ft


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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 9:54pm On May 30, 2017
OK..........since we're going wildlife tonight.

lemme show u what we've got too..........
YANKARI GAME RESERVE AND LAKE KAINJI RESERVE

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 9:56pm On May 30, 2017
HHH

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by CocoMilian(f): 9:57pm On May 30, 2017
vaxx:
i will love to watch. especially lion my favourite big cat we dont have much of it in ghana

You should totally come see them live here. smiley
You can even hold their cabs and play with em at the orphanage.

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by freshest4live: 9:57pm On May 30, 2017
Jayceon:
you must be the biggest idiots in world standing on long queues to get visas to a country that you can't even locate embarassed lipsrsealed
We travel a lot, not just to your country.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 9:57pm On May 30, 2017
TayserMahiri:


I love that grin

Which languages do the two words originate?
that's pidgin.....

pidgin is actually a mixture of English and slangs or so.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 10:01pm On May 30, 2017
Jayceon:
a country that's brought and keeps bringing civilization to Nigeria...Mzanzification in full swing grin

Should be MzanSification? undecided What is Mzansi btw? Its a popular word
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 10:01pm On May 30, 2017
freshest4live:

We travel a lot, not just to your country.
and you get deported a lot... lipsrsealed

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by coolscott(m): 10:02pm On May 30, 2017
mtis:

but they already done it with the oil thingy...
Ha ha ha cheesy cheesy
It is really quite amazing to me and was, from the point at which this started coming to my notice, the rare cocktail of confidence and oblivion to his chosen path of retardation that a certain typical Nigerian mind has
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 10:02pm On May 30, 2017
CocoMilian:


Looking forward to the day Kenyans and Nigerians will put their personal differences aside and the same with other countries, and help each other in their economic strongholds. I know by now we'd be the most powerful continent.

lol, coco, the word stronghold sounds misplaced in that sentence. Sounds political cheesy
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by CocoMilian(f): 10:02pm On May 30, 2017
shervydman:


GBESE..........

And I didn't mention a whale's is 10ft the largest of all types of animals grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by coolscott(m): 10:03pm On May 30, 2017
Jayceon:
and you get deported a lot... lipsrsealed
Especially the Igbos of Nigeria
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by CocoMilian(f): 10:04pm On May 30, 2017
TayserMahiri:


si ni kweli grin

Hahahaha unajua there was one who was peed at by an elephant. grin cant rem if it was an elephant or rhino
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 10:05pm On May 30, 2017
TayserMahiri:


Should be MzanSification? undecided What is Mzansi btw? Its a popular word
I think is a Zulu word for SOUTH
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by CocoMilian(f): 10:05pm On May 30, 2017
TayserMahiri:


lol, coco, the word stronghold sounds misplaced in that sentence. Sounds political cheesy
Haha Yeah yeah but I hope u get what I meant.

God knows how I hate politics. embarassed
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by freshest4live: 10:05pm On May 30, 2017
TayserMahiri:


I love that grin

Which languages do the two words originate?
Lol it's pidgin, and pidgin has no rule, there are twisted forms of several local languages in pidgin like wahala, yawa, etc. There are also slangs like shikena, koko, and yanfuyanfu(many). But pidgin English is predominantly English, just our preferred way of speaking it.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 10:05pm On May 30, 2017
shervydman:
OK..........since we're going wildlife tonight.

lemme show u what we've got too..........
YANKARI GAME RESERVE AND LAKE KAINJI RESERVE

Shervy, am tempted to say your animals have more humanity than humans in naija tongue See how that elephant sprays zebras with water with care
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 10:06pm On May 30, 2017
coolscott:

Ha ha ha cheesy cheesy
It is really quite amazing to me and was, from the point at which this started coming to my notice, the rare cocktail of confidence and oblivion to his chosen path of retardation that a certain typical Nigerian mind has

in English, please.............
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 10:07pm On May 30, 2017
TayserMahiri:


Shervy, am tempted to say your animals have more humanity than humans in naija tongue See how that elephant sprays zebras with water with care

haha........abeg, Nigerians are one of the most friendly people on earth.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by CocoMilian(f): 10:07pm On May 30, 2017
RANDOM

Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 10:07pm On May 30, 2017
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 10:08pm On May 30, 2017
TayserMahiri:


I love swahili ladies man cheesy
Wape wape vidonge vyao
Wakimeza wakitema nishauriyao grin grin

watamu hao warembo
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 10:08pm On May 30, 2017
shervydman:

that's pidgin.....

pidgin is actually a mixture of English and slangs or so.

I thought you borrow some words from local languages? Those words sound African and funny. Shikena sounds like shika in swahili which means catch (to hold) and can be used to mean catch (to understand). I actually thought thats what you meant initially and really laughed grin
Thanks tho
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 10:10pm On May 30, 2017
CocoMilian:


And I didn't mention a whale's is 10ft the largest of all types of animals grin

You sure do love johnies grin wink
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 10:10pm On May 30, 2017
CocoMilian:


And I didn't mention a whale's is 10ft the largest of all types of animals grin

u mean a whale's longman is 10ft?

come, aw do u know all these animals longman's stuffs?
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 10:10pm On May 30, 2017
CocoMilian:


Hahahaha unajua there was one who was peed at by an elephant. grin cant rem if it was an elephant or rhino

You were peed on?
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 10:11pm On May 30, 2017
TayserMahiri:


I thought you borrow some words from local languages? Those words sound African and funny. Shikena sounds like shika in swahili which means catch (to hold) and can be used to mean catch (to understand). I actually thought thats what you meant initially and really laughed grin
Thanks tho

oh....its possible, u know its just a concoction of words.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 10:11pm On May 30, 2017
CocoMilian:


And I didn't mention a whale's is 10ft the largest of all types of animals grin
ahahahaa.. grin grin grin grin

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