I knw i will always be the last person to send my birthday msg.

Happy birthday to the SON OF THUNDER himself, the one Sango himself has ordained, bigger and better u i pray

In other news i think Nike jst caught u again

Oh my! I wil never forgive myself assuming today went by without me congratulating my boss, TheBlessedMAN on this auspicious day of his birth.

Better late than Never.

Darous I pray may God grant you all the choicest of things you've ever wished for in ur life. May u live long to fufil the greatness your God has planned for you. And finally, just as the meaning of ur name implies. Emmanuel: God with us. God's favour and mercy plus wisdom wil never depart from your life in Jesus name. Amen

take care bro. Ur no1 fan

PrinceOFprince:
Oh my! I wil never forgive myself assuming today went by without me congratulating my boss, TheBlessedMAN on this auspicious day of his birth.

Better late than Never.

Darous I pray may God grant you all the choicest of things you've ever wished for in ur life. May u live long to fufil the greatness your God has planned for you. And finally, just as the meaning of ur name implies. Emmanuel: God with us. God's favour and mercy plus wisdom wil never depart from your life in Jesus name. Amen

take care bro. Ur no1 fan

PrinceOFprince:
Oh my! I wil never forgive myself assuming today went by without me congratulating my boss, TheBlessedMAN on this auspicious day of his birth.

Better late than Never.

Darous I pray may God grant you all the choicest of things you've ever wished for in ur life. May u live long to fufil the greatness your God has planned for you. And finally, just as the meaning of ur name implies. Emmanuel: God with us. God's favour and mercy plus wisdom wil never depart from your life in Jesus name. Amen

take care bro. Ur no1 fan

PrinceOFprince:
Oh my! I wil never forgive myself assuming today went by without me congratulating my boss, TheBlessedMAN on this auspicious day of his birth.

Better late than Never.

Darous I pray may God grant you all the choicest of things you've ever wished for in ur life. May u live long to fufil the greatness your God has planned for you. And finally, just as the meaning of ur name implies. Emmanuel: God with us. God's favour and mercy plus wisdom wil never depart from your life in Jesus name. Amen

take care bro. Ur no1 fan

long live TBM, HBD sir.

Wow! Wow!! This is really one of the most memorable day of my life!

With tears in my eyes and joy in my heart, I say thank you guys, for giving me this special treat. You guys are simply awesome! Just to say the least

You are the family I never dreamt of having. I sincerely appreciate each and everyone of you.

Never thought any of my birthday could make me so emotional like this but that changed because I have you guys. Seriously, I owe you guys a debt of honour

You gave me the sense of 'Go ahead and slap a soldier, we are right behind you!'. Thankz guys!

That said, please where can I find the person that introduce the cruel habit of beating a birthday celeb? Na plethora of thunder go fire his left brest o... No thanks to him, My body and Jaw aches so badly right now

TheBlessedMAN:
[color=#blue] wow! [/color]

I hope u groove wella oh

gtin:

I hope u groove wella oh

yo mah bro! Yesterday has been funfilled. Thanx bro. U' awesome

All things said,after the birthday av gone.

The only birthday gift we can ask of is update. Alaye do d needful ;DAll things said,after the birthday av gone.

The only birthday gift we can ask of is update. Alaye do d needful

best story so far..dis shit is the SHIT

yousooph:
All things said,after the birthday av gone.

The only birthday gift we can ask of is update. Alaye do d needful ;DAll things said,after the birthday av gone.

The only birthday gift we can ask of is update. Alaye do d needful

ll surely update today bro. Thanx

uminem02:
Complete your sentence joor!

mouth zip

Happy birthday bro....wishing you more successful years ahead to celebrate in wealth and sound health... As the river keep flowing an never cease for a minute so shall your life keep moving ijn. More grace, more success, more wisdom. Once again i wish you long life and prosperity. Sorry for the late post

please dont get me wrong just started newly
so i dont know to to comment that much...buh all the same am sorry..okay??

[b][/b]HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U THEBLESSEDMANHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U THEBLESSEDMANHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U THEBLESSEDMAN

No update yet? Oh chim ooooooo.. Nna biko come and update maka na time adiro.

Tell me,are we through with the prologue??
OR
We never start self??

I have been in ghost mood for too long so I think it is time to give my regards to the blessedman, ur story really got me going, nd even inspired me to write a shango story too, thumbs up for you and pls update in long pieces like before

History of theblessed man.

Born on 29th of may(ask him the year).
A chelsea fan(down sepe).
He likes bet9ja perry well(1o odds to be precise).
Political and democratic son of shango(he handles the political aspect of the shango kingdom. Hence the age)
He can swim in pussy.
Born in lagos, portugal( he neva reach seme border, talkless of enter aeroplane )
He has travelled to the mallam shop, bustop, his village, the kitchenand many more.(Ps uk stands for......)
He is a chronic lover of women.
He is a very very funny. Interesting, down to earth, easy to anger, doesn't give a Bleep, Bleep haters human kind of being(ask all his e_wifes they will tell u)
His own it remain small. Means it still remain like 5hours no go put hope for am ooo(ask all his readers waiting for update they wud tell u )
He can give an essay offhand to a billion people on sex and its importance to man.(He is a very sfoilt shild, yeye fikin)
He is a fantastic person.
Happy birthday to theblessedman in arrears.
U supposed update ooo.
One love.


FROMUROG
GEE

Dedicated to PamelB, Rachealfst, Smartestpopqueen, and my own sweetheart and Heartrob: chumzypinky the mother of my twins. I love you from earth to Hell and back. You guys are the best.

I will begin to dedicate my next updates to all the people that wished this shangoic writer well on his birthday. Thats a promise.

79. COUNTLESS


"oh sh!!!t....I forgot to lock the door!" I cursed silently as I rose up very fast from the bed and staring at me awkwardly from the enterance is Nike, claded in a blue denim jacket and a purple bumshorts.

I didn't know she was home already. Thought she was at the Super Mart with Joke where they ought to be but whats she doing at home right now?

I've restrained my friendship with her to a casual one since I knew her to be suspicious of my relationship with her mum. But apparently this girl is gradually becoming a pest for my farm.

"who's pregnant for you Uncle D?" She marched forward a bit and stopped just inches away from the bed

I was silently nervous and was just staring at her confusedly trying to come up with a very suitable lie to drop at her feet but nothing meaningful was going on inside my head at that moment.

"you don't want to tell me?"
She clamoured jerking me out of my thoughts

"erm....um..." I stuttered and before I could blink, she grabbed my phone from the bed and got busy with it.
"Nike, drop my phone nao" I tried snatching it from her fingers but she was quick enough to elude the phone from me by stepping back a bit

"Uncle D, who's DOS?... Is she your girlfriend?" She inquired staring at me plainly.

DOS is the formular I used in saving Doris number just incase one of her daughters wants to check my phone since Joke is against the idea of us having a passworded relationship, no boundaries between us including our phones

"erm....Nike, please you don't know her....She's a nobody." I replied in an hedging manner

"no...no...no...don't tell me that! Do you know how long have been hearing your voice from the sitting room? Uncle D, I heard everything.....and I mean E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G." She emphasised and handed my phone to me.

"Nike, why are you crying wolf where there's none..? As far as complicated situations go, DOS might be someone irrelevant to you or me. You don't judge people so easily by what you heard or see."

"not this time Uncle D. Have cried wolf about my suspicion of you before but my mum already cleared the air on that and....."

"what do you mean 'cleared the air on that?" I cut in. She sighed and sat down on the bed

"the thing is, I've been monitoring your actions since the day I caught you crawling under my Mum's bed thinking you were after my mum to you know....." I got the subtle message in her last statement and I nodded her to continue. "Moreover when I talked to my mum after you travelled, she told me that she also had no idea that you were in her room on that day and I believed her cos of how she was shocked when I told her that I saw you in her room, precisely under the bed...." My phone rang and she paused and handed my phone to me.
"DOS calling you again."

I was suprised when I saw that it was her mum calling again at that moment... I ignored it and tucked it inside my pocket after placing it on silent

"why aren't you picking it?"

"nothing...just continue what you are saying." I grabbed the plastic chair beside the reading table and settled in it

"You know we never really had the chance to talk on that issue of what exactly you were doing inside her room on that very day. Tell me, what were you doing there?...." I shrugged and she quickly added "and please don't lie."

All through her epistle, I'd been preparing myself for a question like that, so I just cleared my throat and leaned forward fixing my gaze on her beautiful oval face

"firstly, I must say am very happy with the way you've handled this issue right from when you saw me in your mum's room.... Nike, had it been someone else, she would have exposed me to your sister and only gawd knows where I'd be right now if not for your brilliant way of perception. For that I say a very big thank you."

She blushed at my compliment and I was happy my plan was working

"Actually, I was there for something else entirely. One of my younger brothers was very sick at that time and my mum needed money very badly to get him treated. I couldn't bring myself to tell any of you about it because of two candid reasons. First, I was still a guest in your house back then and secondly you guys have really tried alot for me and I see it as overstepping my boundaries if I should impose another problem of mine on you again. Which is why I had to sort it out on my own and apparently in the most regrettable way"

"you did what exactly?" She stated inquisitively

"erm....I was trying to break into your...mum's bedroom to you know....to get some money to treat my sick bro...."

"wait, so you were actually trying to steal from her to treat your brother?" She queried gesturing her hand in a questioning way

"sadly, y...es...and Gawd, I regret it...Nike Gawd bear me witness, I regret it."

"did you succeeded in doing it?" She asked the question I never anticipated but I was able to reply

"again sadly....no... I didn't, your mum came back home at the nick of the time I was about to start ransaking her wardrobe."


She seems to be lost in her own thoughts for some minutes as she buried her head in her palms and eventually when she did raised up her head, she gave me a soft smile and placed her palm on my laps

"its so obvious that you love your brother very much and hearing you confess to the horrible way you wanted to help him means he's so lucky to have you in his life...." I smiled wryly at her complicated compliment and she continued. "but next time, all you have to do is Mathew 7:7 from any of us and we would have gladly helped you." She ended with a mild tone of finality

"what do you mean Mathew 7:7 from you?"

"don't tell me you don't know that verse in the bible."

'how can she expect me to know that? The bible wasn't included in the list of books required to gain admission into GLOCOTEL, Global College of Thunder and Lightening, so she should just spare me the ambiguous statement'.

"you know am not a fan of that strange book from the greeks, so just be more literal please."

"hmmm... Uncle anti-bible, Mathew 7:7 means, Ask, and it shall be given unto you...so all you have to do next time is just simple." She concluded withdrawing her palms from my laps

"I know that now.....and I promise never to ever, and ever to never do that again."

"promise?"

"yes... Nike, you can absolutely count on it."

"Fine, that been said, now tell me, who's the pregnant lady?" Her face was now featuring seriousness and I was totally caught offguard with the direction she just nudged the discussion and the situation become a bit tensed

"like I said earlier Nike, its not...." I was interrupted by Joke's immediate and unexpected entry into the room.

"why didn't you tell me you were heading home instead of leaving me all alone at the Mart?" She queried her sister with a slight upset tone. Nike rose up instantly and I did the same as we both stare at the latest intruder.

Nike was nervously silent and thank gawd, I was able to muster up the courage to abate the situation. I walked up to Joke and gave her a tight hug and a soft kiss on the lips. She reciprocated the hug and we disengage after some secs

"how far love?" She didn't respond as she was still staring at Nike perhaps expecting a response from her. "your sister was here telling me about the......" I was still saying when she grabbed her sister and pulled her closer to her

"Nike tell me you haven't told him about the suprise.....you didn't tell him did you?"

"no....no.... I didn't" Nike replied wriggling out of her grip

"what suprise? Nike? What suprise is she talking about?" I queried eagerly shifting my gaze at both of them

Joke heaved a deep sigh and made the sign of cross. "Nike, Gawd save you! I would have killed you right now assuming you told him" She said hitting her sister playfully on the shoulder

"hello! Suprise crews, the person you are talking about is here.... I mean standing in front of you..."

"honey, just calm down...you will know soon enough.... Patience they say is...."

"a great virtue I know that." I completed her mum's usual phrase for her and placed my hands gently on their respective shoulders. "but my dear sisters, not when stucked up in an elevator with a fanatic suicide bomber and moreso have heard those words like countless times so tell me whats the suprise?"

"honey, thats why its called a suprise cos you have to find out unexpectedly."

"so you not telling me?"

"don't work yourself up love. You ll find out soon!" Joke said with a placcid smile and I decided to drop the topic. "so what were you guys talking about before I came in?"

'oh sh!t, can't she just forget that already?' I cussed inwardly before Nike came to the rescue

"I was just about telling him about the guy that died this morning"

"oh! That Poor guy....did Darous also knew him?"

"what guy? Which guy is dead?"

"It was that guy that beat his brother because of ticket when you and I was strolling on the street some weeks ago" Nike explained awfully and I became alerted

"whaaat!" I exclaimed in shock. "Chu...cks? Chucks is dead? Gawd! What killed him?"

"we don't know o, we were on the way to shop this morning when we saw people crying in front of a house. My sister and I got down from the car to check whats going on and thats when I saw his dead body lying on the floor with his Mum wailing uncontrollable beside him." Nike explained with a doloured voice and I was totally dejected

My initial plan was to use him to get to his brother so I can deal with the gang robbers when they least expected but that can't be possible now

I took solace in the fact that there's no use of him anymore because the ganged robbers have stopped bothering me after the Favour issue. They are obviously done with me'. That was my thought after Nike broke the unfortunate and tragic news to me

I went to the freezer after Nike and Joke left the room and took 4 bottles of chilled Goldberg and drank myself to stupor.

Just my own way of mourning another lost spanner from the tool box of Earth.


TBC

kozmicity:
Tell me,are we through with the prologue??
OR
We never start self??

Attention everyone!

This events am narrating with my phone and borrowed Mb, were the events that took place within the period of 7months that I first met Joke and the day Jide was slapped by a lady at the beginning of this story. Am sorry for not differentiating it from the beginning.

Just see yourself as a friend that paid me a visit on the day I was cooking spaghetti and you asked me to tell you how I met Nike my girlfriends sister that's paying me a visit very soon.

So technically, am still eating my spaghetti while narrating this to you and I will send you out the moment Nike arrive.
This is Pro-Nike's arrival and not a Prologue.

Had it been it was, Divepen1, larrysun, Marianneada, fiyah, pamelb, chumzypinky, rachealfst or smartestpopqueen that was writing this story, they would have put it in proper understandable context. But since me na one dull science student and also a Bloody Grammar-Killing Amateur Writer,(BLOGRAKAW), I know sabi how to do stuffs like this.

Only Gawd can tell how many writing rules ah don violate while writing this story.

May English language forgive me for all the sins have committed against it.

Please kind-arrogantly bear with this suicidal english and lazy writer of yours.

stephenGee12:
History of theblessed man.

Born on 29th of may(ask him the year).
A chelsea fan(down sepe).
He likes bet9ja perry well(1o odds to be precise).
Political and democratic son of shango(he handles the political aspect of the shango kingdom. Hence the age)
He can swim in pussy.
Born in lagos, portugal( he neva reach seme border, talkless of enter aeroplane )
He has travelled to the mallam shop, bustop, his village, the kitchenand many more.(Ps uk stands for......)
He is a chronic lover of women.
He is a very very funny. Interesting, down to earth, easy to anger, doesn't give a Bleep, Bleep haters human kind of being(ask all his e_wifes they will tell u)
His own it remain small. Means it still remain like 5hours no go put hope for am ooo(ask all his readers waiting for update they wud tell u )
He can give an essay offhand to a billion people on sex and its importance to man.(He is a very sfoilt shild, yeye fikin)
He is a fantastic person.
Happy birthday to theblessedman in arrears.
U supposed update ooo.
One love.


FROMUROG
GEE

chisos! U don study me reach that level? Gawd! U be real niggar my bro. I salute you. Extend my sincere hug and deep kiss to your wife or Gf. Thanx

TheBlessedMAN:
Attention everyone!

This events am narrating with my phone and borrowed Mb, were the events that took place within the period of 7months that I first met Joke and the day Jide was slapped by a lady at the beginning of this story. Am sorry for not differentiating it from the beginning.

Just see yourself as a friend that paid me a visit on the day I was cooking spaghetti and you asked me to tell you how I met Nike my girlfriends sister that's paying me a visit very soon.

So technically, am still eating my spaghetti while narrating this to you and I will send you out the moment Nike arrive.
This is Pro-Nike's arrival and not a Prologue.

Had it been it was, Divepen1, larrysun, Marianneada, fiyah, pamelb, chumzypinky, rachealfst or smartestpopqueen that was writing this story, they would have put it in proper understandable context. But since me na one dull science student and also a Bloody Grammar-Killing Amateur Writer,(BLOGRAKAW), I know sabi how to do stuffs like this.

Only Gawd can tell how many writing rules ah don violate while writing this story.

May English language forgive me for all the sins have committed against it.

Please kind-arrogantly bear with this suicidal english and lazy writer of yours.

guy, tori don reach 100 page, you still dey narrate, na when the real story go start nau?

Nice one brother. This cool has kept me so busy with my phone since yesterday. E come dy do like make i Bleep person die. Hehehehe.

Sir TBM... u de prolong matter oo..
.
.I nor enjoy dis episode oo.. its suspense less.
.more ink to ur pen.
hope der wasnt an after effect from d beating u received on ur bday. #feed me more

TheBlessedMan Sorry am Late Buh ah Wish yhu A very Very Apy Bufdae.....

At least a Wished yhu in advance earlier on....!!

talk2saintify:
TheBlessedMan Sorry am Late Buh ah Wish yhu A very Very Apy Bufdae.....

At least a Wished yhu in advance earlier on....!!

thanx bro. U awesome! Thanx alot

huntsman007:
Sir TBM... u de prolong matter oo..
.
.I nor enjoy dis episode oo.. its suspense less.
.more ink to ur pen.
hope der wasnt an after effect from d beating u received on ur bday. #feed me more

no vex bro... You wil b rewarded with a......dnt wori sha

tsmart360:
Nice one brother. This cool has kept me so busy with my phone since yesterday. E come dy do like make i fvck person die. Hehehehe.

no go räpe o welcm bro!

Chumzypinky:

guy, tori don reach 100 page, you still dey narrate, na when the real story go start nau?

no vex, but very soon sha...

TheBlessedMAN:
no go räpe o welcm bro!

can u please compile de names of as many superb writers on nairaland? The consistent ones pls.