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Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:44pm On Jun 02, 2017
I can put it to you that ladies that says no advantages have tested all sizes and shapes of cassava, so they want to continue from where they stopped.

These are the advantages, although valued by only the chaste ladies and guys

1. One you are marrying a God-fearing man.

2. You are taking in a fresh stick no girl has ever tested.

3. No lady can tell you I have used his rod so many times before you, so you only have a left over..lol

4. You are marrying a man that you can fully trust even if you leave him alone for a year, you will still find him how you left him..

5. Tokunbo products don't last...The engine has been used for so long, hence the engine breaks down soon. That is why most Nigerian husbands can't satisfy their wives who have had confused sexual experience with Bolaji, Uche, Jude, Demola, and co. Because the husband has wasted his sexual prowess and akamu on other gals. At 40 the man's engine knots because of too much sampling in the past.

6. Such a man will be more discipline and he has a natural view of women cos veteran men in the sex game only see women as an object of pleasure.

7. You are marrying a man who is not bond in spirit to any lady. Hence you can be rest assure that you are not getting a network of spirits.

8. He is less likely to cheat even if Ada, Amarachi, Ogechi, Ebere and Ngozi exposures their borehole to him.

9. Unlike a guy who has collected many unrealistic and animalistic sexual acts, he won't ever ask you for such.

10. He won never compare melon size and diameter of your lagoon to Bose, Funke, Ronke, Bukola or Fumilayo. He has no reasons for comparison.

11. He will teach both your daughter and son to be morally clean. Cos he knows sex outside marriage is outright harlotry

12. He will remain submissive to you for life cos he knows only your sex and thinks you are the best.

Lastly, those of you ladies that watch porn and thinks guys that have been having sex last longer...It a fat lie. They use steroid. And many of them don't live long cos the drugs affects them later in life. Quick ejaculation has nothing to with being a virgin. Even Emeka that has been sampling for long and feel is experienced will suffer from it. Most of these issues are caused by infections. Go ask a medical doctor.

http://mazinoweb.com

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Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by Flirtyjane(f): 10:50pm On Jun 02, 2017
FTC

This guy is sick in the truth..this really funny but some truths in it..

Come and see... lalasticlala

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Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by HarryDuce(m): 10:56pm On Jun 02, 2017
True that tongue. But you can only accept what he says. There is no way around.
Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by Radiohead6(f): 10:57pm On Jun 02, 2017
This is true , but how would you know he is a virgin?





BTW I'm a Virgin

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Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by Franky826: 11:00pm On Jun 02, 2017
these are shallow reasons and wouldn't stand the test of time.
if you like be 'virgin squared 'and keep your brains at religious places or God knows where.

when reality of marriage stares you in the face you'd need more than that as a back line defense.

infact your own wife would abuse you for being a virgin if that's all you got.
Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by Yeyegist(f): 11:04pm On Jun 02, 2017
This Guy is making a whole lot of hilarious sense.

grin grin
Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by waxxydude: 12:29am On Jun 03, 2017
Okay. But dont complain when he try to thrust his prick in your ears cause he forgot where the road was again.

When he use 3-4 decade old konji scatter your body. Then rush you go igbobi, igbobi attendants carry you go emergency room, open your steaming red pvssy to cold air, den later operate on the turn tissues and broken bones incured during your dangerous-romp with virgin man.

Don't complain when he recites bible verses durin passionate session, all in d name of tryin to be romantic.

Don't complain when he rebuke you for bringing Indecency to spice things up. He remains impervious to the fact that vaseline aint just for hair.

You ask him to give you a head, he gets really confused, sits you down & questions you if there was any ritualist in your family. "What do you want a head for?"

Don't complain when he tries to drain u of life through kissin.

After much session you find out you lost lot of blood especially through your breasts. Virgin man use to suck it like its ship calburator.
Dont complain

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Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by Nobody: 12:37am On Jun 03, 2017
13. U can rest assured He is STD free tongue


I love 2.
And will add -U will be the 1 to take his virginity,his 1st.And thats both special an hella fun cheesy

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Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by Nobody: 12:48am On Jun 03, 2017
waxxydude:
Okay. But dont complain when he try to thrust his prick in your ears cause he forgot where the road was again.

When he use 3-4 decade old konji scatter your body. Then rush you go igbobi, igbobi attendants carry you go emergency room, open your steaming red pvssy to cold air, den later operate on the turn tissues and broken bones incured during your dangerous-romp with virgin man.
Wait?? This is a warning shocked sound like a advertising.
Can u guarantee this will happen for me!?
.......


Don't complain when he recites bible verses durin passionate session, all in d name of tryin to be romantic.

Don't complain when he rebuke you for bringing Indecency to spice things up. He remains impervious to the fact that vaseline aint just for hair.
Ha ha grin @recite bible verses.U funny

An playa...stop puttin vaseline in ya hair,its a terrible moisturizer grin
........

You ask him to give you a head, he gets really confused, sits you down & questions you if there was any ritualist in your family. "What do you want a head for?"
Awww that's really innocent an cute .
U teach him how u like it grin 1 of the joys of seasoning a virgin boy
.........



Don't complain when he tries to drain u of life through kissin.

After much session you find out you lost lot of blood especially through your breasts. Virgin man use to suck it like its ship calburator.
Dont complain

@OP Fine write up

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Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by Nickizoe(f): 12:49am On Jun 03, 2017
Lots sense..

I like no 5 grin

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Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by waxxydude: 12:59am On Jun 03, 2017
SweetPuffPuff:
Wait?? This is a warning shocked sound like a advertising. Can u guarantee this will happen for me!?
.......



ha ha grin @recite bible verses.u funny

An play....stop puttin vaseline in ya hair,its a terrible moisturizer grin
........

awww that's really innocent an cute . u teach him how u like it grin 1 of the joys of seasoning a virgin boy
.........

Its not a warning virgin-finder, better go in search of your dream virgin boy (if you dont have) in West Nigeria - yoruba land or East Nigeria - ibo land, avoid the SouthSouth (especially akwa/cross virgin boys) and any where North.

For your safety.
Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by metropillar: 1:00am On Jun 03, 2017
Fabulous writeup.
But this op is wicked o...see the names and terms he used.
Lalasticlala let enjoy this at FP as e dey hot...
Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by Nobody: 1:02am On Jun 03, 2017
waxxydude:
Its not a warning virgin-finder, better go in search of your dream virgin boy (if you dont have) in West Nigeria - yoruba land or East Nigeria - ibo land, avoid the SouthSouth (especially akwa/cross virgin boys) and any where North.

For your safety.
ok. grin Lemme get my plane ticket
Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by waxxydude: 1:05am On Jun 03, 2017
SweetPuffPuff:
ok. grin Lemme get my plane ticket
I also sell plane ticket. Wait... Lemme sleep and wake up first.
Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by Nobody: 1:31am On Jun 03, 2017
dat number 8 got me grin
borehole grin

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Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by Nobody: 2:04am On Jun 03, 2017
U might even end up loosing ur niiples and pubiic hairs if he goes down on u....Moorfuuuuuuckers!!! grin grin grin grin
Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by Nobody: 2:33am On Jun 03, 2017
funny though. .but sometimes u get irritated by their naive nature..have a friend that got married to a virgin guy..her story is always pathetic...
op I need a principled man..forget those God fearing men..nowadays na them deh do pass..but a principled man knows his boundary and defines how his relationship with his wife will look like.nevertheles,I prefer them experienced any day any time..


btw..there will be a time in ur married life when sex will just be least of the strong hold..and what will count will be how u too work together to keep a home not how ur sexual performance looks like

I still respect boo for being soo principled
Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by propertynigeria: 8:35am On Jun 03, 2017
sekxy:
funny though. .but sometimes u get irritated by their naive nature..have a friend that got married to a virgin guy..her story is always pathetic...
op I need a principled man..forget those God fearing men..nowadays na them deh do pass..but a principled man knows his boundary and defines how his relationship with his wife will look like.nevertheles,I prefer them experienced any day any time..


btw..there will be a time in ur married life when sex will just be least of the strong hold..and what will count will be how u too work together to keep a home not how ur sexual performance looks like

I still respect boo for being soo principled

Dey there dey comfort yourself.

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Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by Nobody: 8:55am On Jun 03, 2017
propertynigeria:

Dey there dey comfort yourself.
how does my comment discomfort u
Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by newsentryportal: 9:57am On Jun 03, 2017
I can use a million naira to bet..Ladies that has over f....k will never want to marry a virgin. The mind is over flooded with sexual pleasures and memories of past f...kers.

They will even prefer a guy that has penetrated a lot of ladies. Why, because birds of the same feathers flock together.


This writeup is somehow tho...I no fit lie..Make sense but funny too.

mynd44

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Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by jmoore(m): 10:35am On Jun 03, 2017
How can you compare a tear rubber di** to a second hand di**?


Nothing more to add, the op has said it all.

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Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by jmoore(m): 10:38am On Jun 03, 2017
newsentryportal:
I can use a million naira to bet..Ladies that has over f....k will never want to marry a virgin. The mind is over flooded with sexual pleasures and memories of past f...kers.

They will even prefer a guy that has penetrated a lot of ladies. Why, because birds of the same feathers flock together.


This writeup is somehow tho...I no fit lie..Make sense but funny too.

mynd44

You ain't far from the truth. Most boreholes prefer 3rd hand di**.

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Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by pryme(m): 11:28am On Jun 03, 2017
sekxy:
funny though. .but sometimes u get irritated by their naive nature..have a friend that got married to a virgin guy..her story is always pathetic...
op I need a principled man..forget those God fearing men..nowadays na them deh do pass..but a principled man knows his boundary and defines how his relationship with his wife will look like.nevertheles,I prefer them experienced any day any time..


btw..there will be a time in ur married life when sex will just be least of the strong hold..and what will count will be how u too work together to keep a home not how ur sexual performance looks like

I still respect boo for being soo principled

Spot on.
But some won't understand....
Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by ehinmowo: 11:57am On Jun 03, 2017
most times, it's suicidal for a girl to marry avurgin man.

in other news, all nairalander guys are virgin...if u hv a prove to show dcontrary, quote me
Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by KINGOFJAPAN: 12:19pm On Jun 03, 2017
Open is high on sapele water
Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by ImaIma1(f): 2:39pm On Jun 03, 2017
The guy might later feel the need to sample other babes.
How does a girl even know if he's a virgin anyway? Except there is some sort of male hymen
Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:58am On Jun 06, 2017
sekxy:
funny though. .but sometimes u get irritated by their naive nature..have a friend that got married to a virgin guy..her story is always pathetic...
op I need a principled man..forget those God fearing men..nowadays na them deh do pass..but a principled man knows his boundary and defines how his relationship with his wife will look like.nevertheles,I prefer them experienced any day any time..


btw..there will be a time in ur married life when sex will just be least of the strong hold..and what will count will be how u too work together to keep a home not how ur sexual performance looks like

I still respect boo for being soo principled


I hardly comment on topics I created but I got to clarify something here. I put to you that you don't know the real meaning of God-fearing. You think is a title or a self-acclaim name. Anyway, it takes only a God-fearing woman to know one when she sees one. Birds the same feather flocks together.
Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by MrRichmond: 1:49pm On Jun 06, 2017
When it comes to these things, we have to tell the truth!
Being a virgin male is lame as Bleep!
Just look at number 12 from op's write up.
It means that the guy will be easily manipulated by his wife, and I agree with this.
Having only one sex partner in your entire life blinds you or at worse makes you myopic, and submissive.
Which is the opposite of a REAL man!
Men are not meant to be virgins, that's an aberration!
Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by BoneBlogger(m): 4:31pm On Jun 06, 2017
MrRichmond:
When it comes to these things, we have to tell the truth!
Being a virgin male is lame as Bleep!
Just look at number 12 from op's write up.
It means that the guy will be easily manipulated by his wife, and I agree with this.
Having only one sex partner in your entire life blinds you or at worse makes you myopic, and submissive.
Which is the opposite of a REAL man!
Men are not meant to be virgins, that's an aberration!

You see your distorted reasoning all to justify why a man should be having sex up and down? SMH.
Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by MrRichmond: 6:47pm On Jun 06, 2017
BoneBlogger:


You see your distorted reasoning all to justify why a man should be having sex up and down? SMH.


I'd rather have a distorted reasoning than be somebody's b!tch... undecided
Re: Ladies, What's The Advantage Of Marrying A Man That's A Virgin? by newsentryportal: 12:44pm On Jun 07, 2017
BoneBlogger:


You see your distorted reasoning all to justify why a man should be having sex up and down? SMH.


Everyone tries to justify his way of life..

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