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Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by sonofluc1fer: 11:03pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
1.,The Woman with the Smelly Toto. Luke 8:43-48 Legend has it that a lady had blood pouring out like lava from her something. Classic Bible story for kids. Anyways, one beautiful day, this cute sexy Jew Jesus walked into town with his 12 male friends. This lady, let's call her Aunty ST (pronounced ES-Tee in the original aramaic) believed that touching the Lord would hear her smelly toto. She tossed away the 'drummer boy' tied around her waist, made her way through the crowd and touched Daddy Jesus. And Daddy healed her smelly toto. 3 Likes |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by felixomor: 11:08pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
Somebody is out of the cave 8 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by sonofluc1fer: 11:24pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
2. THE FOOD MULTIPLIER Jesus was in the zone. He had been preaching for about two hours, and the sun was beginning to set across the valley. In front of him, was large gathering of people - Mothers, children and uncles. Hot, tired and hungry, the crowd had begun to grow restless. 'Master, those boys selling gala have gone home and the people selling pure water say they dont have enough to go around' Jesus wasn't bothered. He knew his Father, his God, himself will provide. And help came in the form of a young glutton who had remembered to pack 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes to the sermon. Peter brought him forward to Daddy J. Daddy J turned his fave upwards to Papa G. Papa G looked down and blessed it. Till today, that community in Israel still celebrate the FishBread Miracle as a national holiday. 11 Likes |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by sonofluc1fer: 11:27pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
felixomor:Get out of the cave too. 1 Like |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by KingEbukasBlog(m): 11:45pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
Top Magic Tricks performed by Nothingness 4 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by felixomor: 11:50pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
KingEbukasBlog: LMAO 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by KingEbukasBlog(m): 11:54pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
felixomor: Its funny that someone has the guts to mock Christ's spectacular miracles yet he wants God to prove Himself by healing an amputee . They don't see how daft this behavior is because they are atheists . Anyway , I love this Richirich713's personal text : It's take a special kind of mental illness to believe that the world came accidentally from nothing and by nothing, that life came from non-life by accident, that order came from chaos and that matter suddenly became "aware" by accident. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by Richirich713: 8:17am On Jun 04, 2017 |
KingEbukasBlog: the atheist delusion is strong 3 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by CoolUsername: 12:09pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
KingEbukasBlog: You forgot to add: Create an omnipotent, omniscient being. 7 Likes |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by chemystery: 1:19pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
KingEbukasBlog:we learnt from your god who started to exist out of nothingness. If you can say so of your god, why cant someone else say so of the universe? 2 Likes |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by KingEbukasBlog(m): 1:32pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
chemystery: God did not start to exist , God has no beginning or end , God is eternal . Do you see why atheistic beliefs are just stupid and idiotic ? 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by TSOM(m): 2:02pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
chemystery:You deride and mock theists for believing in the existence of supernatural beings without "proofs" but you believe the universe as we know it came to be out of nothing without valid proofs? It makes you atheists worse than theists - two-faced hypocrites! Then again, morality has never been the strong point of atheists which makes you a shameless, lying hypocrite. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by KingEbukasBlog(m): 2:13pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
Richirich713: Very strong . And they are very bold about this foolishness . 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by KingEbukasBlog(m): 2:19pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by chemystery: 2:31pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
KingEbukasBlog:Fixed! 1 Like |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by KingEbukasBlog(m): 2:41pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
chemystery: There is no evidence that the universe is eternal . Scientific evidence proves the universe has a beginning . Physical laws also prove the universe has a beginning . You are anti-science for rejecting evidence that the universe has a beginning . |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by Dalamama: 2:56pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
KingEbukasBlog: There is no evidence that the universe is not eternal there are only scientific assumptions. Scientific evidence proves the universe has a beginning . Physical laws also prove the universe has a beginning . There are scientific evidence as well that shows that the universeis eternal. https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/phys.org/news/2015-02-big-quantum-equation-universe.amp You are anti-science for rejecting evidence that the universe has a beginning . He is not anti science. There is no scientific consensus on the origin of the universe there is only scientific assumption. There is no scientific consensus on the origin of life or humans as well just assumptions. Deal with that and stop telling lies. 5 Likes |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by Dalamama: 3:02pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
Jesus 3 Likes
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Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by jonbellion(m): 3:05pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
Chaii You guys don't get tired of the back and forth It's a new month oo Btw HalaMadrid!! Cc:KingEbukasBlog 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by Nobody: 3:07pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
KingEbukasBlog:You don start lie again.... Mr a god without religion 1 Like |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by KingEbukasBlog(m): 3:09pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
Dalamama: Equations are not scientific evidence . Even Cosmologist Sean Carroll admitted that there is no evidence for an eternal universe though there are numerous models for them . The data which serves as evidence only fit the models that present a finite universe. There is no evidence for an eternal universe . He is not anti science. There is no scientific consensus on the origin of the universe there is only scientific assumption. There is no scientific consensus on the origin of life or humans as well just assumptions. Deal with that and stop telling lies. 1. I have told you several times to confute the strong scientific evidence for a finite universe provided by Stephen Hawkins in his lecture on the beginning of time here : www.hawking.org.uk/the-beginning-of-time.html 2. An eternal universe (though there is no such thing ) does not preclude the existence of God . There is a concept of creation that agrees with the coexistence of an eternal universe with God . 3. Receive sense this Sunday afternoon sir |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by KingEbukasBlog(m): 3:11pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
jonbellion: Ronaldo just equaled Messi's 4 Champions League trophies yesterday . Messi has won Ballon d'or back to back Ronaldo is currently in a tax fraud mess . |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by KingEbukasBlog(m): 3:14pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
adepeter26: There was God before religion came . |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by dangotesmummy: 3:20pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
Spiritual ignorance and blindness. Smh |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by Dalamama: 3:22pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
KingEbukasBlog: Sean Carroll also said that they universe might be eternal. No one knows. So far the data only shows that the universe began to expand at some point which scientist call the begining. What there is before the universe started to expand they do not know. So it is an open assumption. 1. I have told you several times to confute the strong scientific evidence for a finite universe provided by Stephen Hawkins in his lecture on the beginning of time here : www.hawking.org.uk/the-beginning-of-time.html] Those are scientific assumptions just like that of evolution. No difference. 2. An eternal universe (though there is no such thing ) does not preclude the existence of God . There is a concept of creation that agrees with the coexistence of an eternal universe with God . Since God is an idea, anything can be made to fit in with the idea. Nothing new there. 3. Receive sense this Sunday afternoon sir Have you given your pastor money this Sunday? 2 Likes |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by KingEbukasBlog(m): 3:32pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
Dalamama: There is no way the universe is eternal . Science and logic prove that . Logic : infinite regress is impossible and ex nihilo nihil fit (out of nothing nothing is produced . According to Thomas Aquinas : There is an efficient cause for everything; nothing can be the efficient cause of itself. It is not possible to regress to infinity in efficient causes. The universe is NOT even self sufficient . There is no possibility that it is eternal . You are left with a logical conclusion that God , an immutable eternal being exists . Those are scientific assumptions just like that of evolution. No difference. I don't think you can tell the difference between evidence and assumption . Anything that contradicts your beliefs is an assumption . You keep saying that since it utterly destroys your beliefs . Since God is an idea, anything can be made to fit in with the idea. Nothing new there. Since Atheism is a man made invention which began 2,500 years . This discussion is pointless since God exists Have you given your pastor money this Sunday? Is it your money ? |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by chemystery: 3:32pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
KingEbukasBlog:The beginning of the universe was the beginning of man and was the beginning of god for man created all the gods. Yes, the universe is eternal, same as man, and therefore god P.S: Eternal does not mean something has no beginning it only means the beginning is indeterminate. P.P.S: Am i anti-science? yes you can say that again for the sake of freedom of speech and entitlement to your own opinion. You can also repeat it one more time for the sake you cant do without argumentum ad hominem 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by KingEbukasBlog(m): 3:35pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
chemystery: Atheism is a man-made invention that started around 5 and 6 BCE . God exists since atheism is a man made invention . If man and the universe had a beginning , explain how they came to be without a creator . Please |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by chemystery: 3:37pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
TSOM:you came for badmouthing, sorry, that is an area you will beat me flawlessly. I'm not good with that. I will reply you when you come again sound and clean |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by jonbellion(m): 3:41pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
KingEbukasBlog:so they are even now hehe. Besides messi didn't have an impact on their 06 win unlike Ronaldos 4 cl contributions Ronaldo is winning balon D'or this season you have no point. So back to back CL and balon D'or hehe what is your point here |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by chemystery: 3:43pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
KingEbukasBlog:theism is man made invention, and atheism is as eternal as theism. Explain how a creator existed without a creator, then i will use your method to explain how the creator called man existed without a creator. P.S: Man is a creator, hope you know? 4 Likes |
Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by KingEbukasBlog(m): 3:47pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
jonbellion: Yeah , what was Ronaldo's contribution in 2015? Ronaldo is winning balon D'or this season you have no point. Winning Champions League is not a prerequisite for the Ballon D'or gong . Messi outperformed Ronaldo this season . And Ballon d'or is now different from FIFA's player of the year award . So back to back CL and balon D'or :Dhehe what is your point here Back to Back CL is not a prerequisite for winning an individual award . It was a collective effort . Ballon D'or is not settled yet , stop speculating . |
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