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My Journey To Having Big Butts by 9jaBabeOfficial: 11:27am On Jun 05, 2017 |
So there is this colleague of mine in the office that has this perfect body. Tall, not fat but has a big and wide booty. No homo, but I so admire hers even tho I'm used to seeing ladies with such heavy package. I wondered what her secret was.... I'm a lepa from bone to bone, but blessed with tiger marks (stretch marks) and that consoled me that my destiny can only be delayed but cannot be denied, but I got tired of this delayed destiny, I wanted it ASAP.... Back to my colleague.... I noticed she eats groundnut, even buys the ones we keep in the office for everyone. That was how I started eating groundnut like my life depended on it, forgetting where the good Lord brought me from... The dreaded land of boiled pimples. 1st pimple came and I thought it was because I was about to "leak" down there, small by small they started appearing like boil, on my goddamn face, nyash I no see. Mbanu, I cannot come and go and loose out on having that perfect body shape, and also loose my manageable fine face. No selfies, no videos, cos of my boiled pimples.... I stopped eating groundnut immediately, treated my face nicely, got my groove back and I have accepted my fate, let me manage the tiger marks for now at least that assures me that all hope is not lost. I'm not relenting though as I am about to start squats cos I heard it works too. I only hope I won't start walking like someone that had an orgy. #NaijaBabe https://web.facebook.com/pg/naijababeofficial/posts/ |
Re: My Journey To Having Big Butts by Nobody: 11:43am On Jun 05, 2017 |
Lwkmd |
Re: My Journey To Having Big Butts by Nobody: 11:55am On Jun 05, 2017 |
Hehehehe Naija babe, we are in this together sister. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Journey To Having Big Butts by 7footre(m): 12:05pm On Jun 05, 2017 |
And you can't even put up a picture of the current state of d nyach to help us follow you properly and monitor your progress through this journey? Kwantinu |
Re: My Journey To Having Big Butts by Nobody: 12:05pm On Jun 05, 2017 |
Aderola15:
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Re: My Journey To Having Big Butts by Nobody: 12:18pm On Jun 05, 2017 |
dy careful with d squats o,i rememba dose days wey we dy do am as punishment 4 sch,if u try climb stairs or go uphill,na collapsing tins direct. u go dy waka ur leg just dy twerk on im own. god punish snr arewa. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Journey To Having Big Butts by Nobody: 12:35pm On Jun 05, 2017 |
[quote author=itsJude post=57212769][/quote] Judeyjude, what is it na? |
Re: My Journey To Having Big Butts by stevecantrell: 12:54pm On Jun 05, 2017 |
ok but squats are likely to make your butt smaller. unless youre body building and using protien supplements... |
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