shervydman:

.............
we're already trooping to Kenya....u can ask jay254.

taysermahiri, pls, lemme know when u guys will run with those animals.
I wanna contest with a cheetah.........

What do you mean running with animals?

TayserMahiri:


You may need to look through the first few pages. Nigerians started the ridicule.
I came across nairaland through another kenyan site where guys were discussing another thread on nairobi.

are u sure Nigerian started the ridicule?........... cos, the first 5 pages proves otherwise.

shervydman:


i'm cool, man.......... aw's ur side?

same here. what has osinbajo been up to?

TayserMahiri:


What do you mean running with animals?

sorry for that...... but, u guys have a race that animals even partake; isn't it?

shervydman:

its alright.......... don't be lethal .

hehehe peace maker!

leathalbeast:
same here. what has osinbajo been up to?

the man's trying his best......
aw far with ur plan to be the largest producer of cocoa in the world?......seems cote d'ivoire's not making things easy.

genieluv:


Hahaha, i kinda enjoyed the sky scrapper debate sha tho i don't want us to go back there.
Lagos might have more sky scrappers buh do u agree that Nairobi has a better skyline?

Nairobi seems to have a very good masterplan.I was reading a mag on nairobi during the weekend and saw vast green spaces and parks even in the city centre.I love such things but the same writer of the article,a kenyan, added a caveat by saying '..don't let all this greenery deceive you, two-third of Nairobi is slum.' Nairobi suffers from what most or all of black Africa suffers from: urban poverty.No matter the kind of infrastructures you put in place,if you fail to grow your economy and lift people out of poverty,it's not worth it.I mean what do you do with a $70bn economy for 40m people(kenya)or a $500bn economy for 180m people?Only in Africa.

shervydman:

the man's trying his best......
aw far with ur plan to be the largest producer of cocoa in the world?......seems cote d'ivoire's not making things easy.

well, our new government is just 6 months old so things will be looking up next year. they to increase the incentives to our farmers to boost their production

TayserMahiri:


Then Goodluck was a competitive president. From the outset, he seemed like Tanzania's Kikwete; nice guy with a good heart but does nothing for the economy. Good to see what he did. For the last part, I think your looking for trouble I realized Nigerians are like Kenyans in many ways when it comes to rating their former leaders.

True.
****How come u guys know about Nigeria's presidents so much? I only know Uhuru Kenyatta , n i think Mwai Kibaki.
Who would u say has been the best kenyan president so far?

leathalbeast:
well, our new government is just 6 months old so things will be looking up next year. they to increase the incentives to our farmers to boost their production

e go better......my bro.
pls, help me to greet my runaway Ghanaian GF.....

genieluv:


Holly With all these beautiful n numerous sky scrappers am seeing in your Nairobi pictures, how come forgiveness was still able to disprove Nairobi having more sky scrappers than Lagos? Or are u just posting different views of same Nairobi sky scrappers?

He did disapprove? lol....you were clearly not following the argument. Anyone who was realized that forgiveness is a retard - I'm sorry to say that.

O0XYGEN:

Don't quote me again
Are the one paying for my bundle?

blakky

shervydman:


e go better......my bro.
pls, help me to greet my runaway Ghanaian GF.....

is she in accra?

shervydman:

oga, don't do an e-war between Kenya and Ghana on a Nigerian forum o, we don't joke with our Ghanaian neighbors o.
or do u want them to send 5m Nigerians packing?

Duh, that chap is sensitive as 5uck.

I didnt say anything insulting about Ghana.

leathalbeast:
is she in accra?

yesso!...... a graduate of GIJ, with a beautiful face like a goddess, a soft and succulent skin, a kind hearted person, oh; don't lemme reminisce about her.
she's now married to a respectable journalist in Ghana, i'm very happy for her.

her husband is even one of those that interviewed the new president during campaign.

Hbuyosh:


Duh, that chap is sensitive as 5uck.

I didnt say anything insulting about Ghana.

its alright...........

wait.... u're even older than me on NL.......... WTF?

Hbuyosh:


Duh, that chap is sensitive as 5uck.

I didnt say anything insulting about Ghana.

yeah right. those laughing emojis were for what?

genieluv:


True.
****How come u guys know about Nigeria's presidents so much? I only know Uhuru Kenyatta , n i think Mwai Kibaki.
Who would u say has been the best kenyan president so far?

we have only had 4 since indepence.. Kenyatta and Moi

shervydman:

yesso!...... a graduate of GIJ, with a beautiful face like a goddess, a soft and succulent skin, a kind hearted person, oh; don't lemme reminisce about her.
she's now married to a respectable journalist in Ghana, i'm very happy for her.

her husband is even one of those that interviewed the new president during campaign.

lol sorry for your loss. Jah will surely replace what you lost.

leathalbeast:
lol sorry for your loss. Jah will surely replace what you lost.

shervydman:

me, i be sure say now u get some sef or i dey lie? lmao

leathalbeast:
me, i be sure say now u get some sef or i dey lie? lmao

GUY, to go get one now na wahala o, man dey fear.

shervydman:


GUY, to go get one now na wahala o, man dey fear.

lmao, big boss like u for no fear, me then u know say life be try and error so u for try. you just for comot your heart before dem go break am lol

leathalbeast:
yeah right. those laughing emojis were for what?

Okay, this is the joke we kenyans were sharing here.....

That the east African media would find it awkward mentioning Kumawood, given what those two words mean here.

The first word is a very vulgar Swahili word for the female' organ, while the "wood" is slang for a male organ.

Now if u combine the two.....too many would find that word extremely revolting.

freshest4live:

Lol, Kenyans please don't offend the Ghanians, they are helping us feed 5million Nigerians. If they get angry and then deport them, we would send them over to Kenya.

yes let's not bite d hand that is feeding 5 million Nigerians

leathalbeast:
lmao, big boss like u for no fear, me then u know say life be try and error so u for try. you just for comot your heart before dem go break am lol

true talk..... chaale....true talk.i'll try, i'm getting older on a daily basis
what about u?

Nowenuse:


Let me add.

I think under Goodluck, our naira and economy was much more stable

GEJ also started the building of the 3,500 mw mambilla hydro-electric power dam.

He also constructed and repaired some major highways.

he also finished Nigerias money

Hbuyosh:




Okay, this is the joke we kenyans were sharing here.....

That the east African media would find it awkward mentioning Kumawood, given what those two words mean here.

The first word is a very vulgar Swahili word for the female' organ, while the "wood" is slang for a male organ.

Now if u combine the two.....too many would find that word extremely revolting.

o boy.........

were u not the one that talked about kuma si? no p....what?

shervydman:


were u not the one that talked about kuma si? no p....what?

Nope, it was another Kenyan. Takoradi would mean "butt lightning" in Kiswahili.

Kuma si! What a city!

Jay254:
Guys am not sure if it's Nairaland or what?? The number of Nigerian in the City has really grown... Places like Roysa, Doni,Pipu,Rwaka,Kile is full of Nigerians.. Am not sure what is happening..

So true, I think its another wave of migration. But is there something else people are running away from? I find it peculiar.

Hbuyosh:


Nope, it was another Kenyan. Takoradi would mean "butt lightning" in Kiswahili.

Kuma si! What a city!

................ i'm just laughing, does any Nigerian city has a different meaning in Swahili abi na Kiswahili?

Muafrika2:

So true, I think its another wave of migration. But is there something else people are running away from? I find it peculiar.

They are tourists na. Normal tourism, they mean no harm.