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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 7:54pm On Jun 10, 2017
freshest4live:

You didn't beat us.
Please bro don't spoil the mood..am enjoying it
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 7:54pm On Jun 10, 2017
NairobiWalker:


Yeah. Ethiopia is Uhabeshi.
From now on, I will never identify myself as Habesha. Others should also follow this footstep. No need to hide our true identity. Centuries old of false indoctrination by foreigners and by ourselves needs to stop. angry

Enough is enough, so called Habesha Ethiopians are Cushite Africa.

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by freshest4live: 7:55pm On Jun 10, 2017
mtis:

Please bro don't spoil the mood..am enjoying it
Lol, okay.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 7:55pm On Jun 10, 2017
Hati13:

Peace, will not do it again.

cool
Wenedem

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by freshest4live: 7:58pm On Jun 10, 2017
Hati13:

From now on, I will never identify myself as Habesha. Others should also follow this footstep. No need to hide our true identity. Centuries old of false indoctrination by foreigners and by ourselves needs to stop. angry

Enough is enough, so called Habesha Ethiopians are Cushite Africa.
My brother if this is a tribal statement, please let go and let's come together in Africa to excel in our diversity. This tribal stuff is killing us all in Africa. Our oneness in diversity would be a great potential for greatness.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 8:00pm On Jun 10, 2017
Hati13:

From now on, I will never identify myself as Habesha. Others should also follow this footstep. No need to hide our true identity. Centuries old of false indoctrination by foreigners and by ourselves needs to stop. angry

Enough is enough, so called Habesha Ethiopians are Cushite Africa.

I hadn't even noticed Uhabeshi was derived from Habesha sad
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 8:01pm On Jun 10, 2017
freshest4live:

My brother if this is a tribal statement, please let go and let's come together in Africa to excel in our diversity. This tribal stuff is killing us all in Africa. Our oneness in diversity would be a great potential for greatness.

Thats awesome and true bratha
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 8:01pm On Jun 10, 2017
So Bafana is the football giant cool

Don't worry Naija, you're still giants of strange rituals,

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 8:06pm On Jun 10, 2017
Muafrika2:
So Bafana is the football giant cool

Don't worry Naija, you're still giants of strange rituals,

Thats the one thing we can bet thy won't lose to anyone cheesy

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by freshest4live: 8:18pm On Jun 10, 2017
It's actually southafrica's first competitive win ever over Nigeria at any level. So nothing spoil.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 8:27pm On Jun 10, 2017
freshest4live:

My brother if this is a tribal statement, please let go and let's come together in Africa to excel in our diversity. This tribal stuff is killing us all in Africa. Our oneness in diversity would be a great potential for greatness.
You are definitely right. We Africans have suffered greatly. We are all blacks. So why not until by this and achieve our past greatness.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by leathalbeast: 8:27pm On Jun 10, 2017
freshest4live:
It's actually southafrica's first competitive win ever over Nigeria at any level. So nothing spoil.
did you say nothing spoil? it means you wont qualify for 2019 afcon.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 8:30pm On Jun 10, 2017
TayserMahiri:


I hadn't even noticed Uhabeshi was derived from Habesha sad
Yeah, but it seems like that.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by freshest4live: 8:31pm On Jun 10, 2017
leathalbeast:
did you say nothing spoil? it means you wont qualify for 2019 afcon.
Oga this is not the final game nah
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by leathalbeast: 8:35pm On Jun 10, 2017
freshest4live:
Oga this is not the final game nah
i think its over for you guys
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by NairobiWalker(m): 8:43pm On Jun 10, 2017
TayserMahiri:


I meant S.A. How the heck could we tie with Naija undecided
My question is, since they are so good in juju, why cant they use it to win games and even the world cup?

Hahaha! you're funny man......no chills.

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by NairobiWalker(m): 8:44pm On Jun 10, 2017
uzzyfire:
guy u are stupid. and u are beginning to piss me off

I love pissing off stupid people.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Kenyanstar: 8:48pm On Jun 10, 2017
KENYA KING OF THE JUNGLE
Pliz Oga juju is not involved here pliz.

Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by freshest4live: 8:52pm On Jun 10, 2017
leathalbeast:
i think its over for you guys
Keep thinking
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by adamskutty(m): 8:59pm On Jun 10, 2017
adamskutty:
This loudmouthed urchin has resorted to stealing my lines. grin

U are so daft u now use my words like "flat head" u even use my phrases, like when I said Kenyans and beautiful can never be in the same sentence. grin

Now read carefully u one eyed hypocritical ugly gaytoaaad from the disgusting kiberia slum in Nairobi, unkind were even voted the ugliest creatures on planet earth, it is not my fault that u guys are less attractive than other breeds of humans on planet earth. grin


Kenyans have received the award for the funniest and the MPST UGLY people in Africa on at least 2 occasions in which they were voted the funniest looking people in Africa. Among the 48 participating nations in the Annual Most Beautiful People of Africa Awards one of which was held at the Gregor Theater in Bloemfontein South Africa and Kenya took the last position for the most beautiful people, dislodging Zambia and reclaiming the title it held in 2000.
The top position was taken by Rwanda, then followed by Cameroon and Ethiopia as second runner-up. The judges awarded points based on physical appearance, grooming, presentation, communication among others.
However, the subjectivity involved in assessing the ugliest people in the world and Africa has made it unfair to tag any one country as having the ugliest people populating it, every country has beautiful and not so beautiful people…also it depends on what other countries view as beautiful. Everyone’s different so you can’t pick just one country.





“Women from the Kikuyu community have small legs, totally no figures, and a little exaggerated heads. They lack good behinds and those who have them look like inflated balloons. They are shaped like pyramids turned upside down. A big upper frame and an almost invisible lower bit.
Luo men on the other side have distorted facial features..say big lips and huge noses or should we call them knobs. Kikuyu men are also disproportional, and most of them are stunted. They walk leaning forward. Plus they have long rusty teeth.”



I provide u facts u ugly ape. grin


look at that ugly monkey below stretching his burnt lips to kiss that lady. grin
hmmm. just rewinding back. grin

I did a slight mistake by posting a pix of my damsel. grin I hope no one saved it tho, if yes, kindly delete!!!

Now, Pix of one of Kenya finest!

Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jay254(m): 9:00pm On Jun 10, 2017
Kuna hagaa iliniblock Jana..Nkt
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jay254(m): 9:02pm On Jun 10, 2017
This thread keep changing topic every other page... Funny

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jay254(m): 9:04pm On Jun 10, 2017
This guys will require alot of juju power to reach this Standards.

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by adamskutty(m): 9:05pm On Jun 10, 2017
We will catch S.a and beat them black and blue in their backyard. They were very fortunate to win since most of our key players were absent!


A country as useless and irrelevant as Kenya even has the audacity to speak.. hehehe! lmaooo! grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by leathalbeast: 9:06pm On Jun 10, 2017
freshest4live:
Keep thinking
i know its hard for you but take heart
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jay254(m): 9:07pm On Jun 10, 2017
Nairobi

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jay254(m): 9:08pm On Jun 10, 2017
Nairobi with abit of some slums

Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 9:09pm On Jun 10, 2017
Kenyanstar:
KENYA KING OF THE JUNGLE Pliz Oga juju is not involved here pliz.
loll king of which jungle grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jay254(m): 9:10pm On Jun 10, 2017
JKIA Nairobi

Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by freshest4live: 9:12pm On Jun 10, 2017
adamskutty:
We will catch S.a and beat them black and blue in their backyard. They were very fortunate to win since most of our key players were absent!


A country as useless and irrelevant as Kenya even has the audacity to speak.. hehehe! lmaooo! grin
For Kenya we don't even need to play them we'll send our 17year old girls to do the job.
We were actually tired of dominating southafrica. First competitive win ever in their history over our super chickens. What a feat for them.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Kenyanstar: 9:21pm On Jun 10, 2017
KENYA

Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by adamskutty(m): 9:22pm On Jun 10, 2017
One funny thing about this kiberia slum dwellers is that whatever they post is always the opposite, Masters of sarcasm. grin grin

Believe it or not: Witchcraft in Kenya

When I first arrived in Nairobi, I saw the signs but didn’t know what they meant. Once I started understanding Swahili, I learned that the profusion of ads, nailed to fences, stuck on poles and printed on A3 paper, were for waganga (witchdoctors) offering assistance mainly in matters of business, money, love and infertility. In just about every suburb of Nairobi, you’ll find at least one ad, hand-painted, on a little plate, nailed high up on a pole. For an average of around 6000 shillings (R600) you can get to see one of these mgangas but it is advisable to avoid those who advertise on paper. They are reputed to be con artists.

(Pic: Kiragu Thuo)
(Pic: Kiragu Thuo)
There’s a distinct undertow of witchcraft to the interpretation of many unusual events in Kenya. Even Christians, confronted by some unexplained phenomenon, might exclaim “juju!” (black magic) in the middle of the conversation, and usually everyone will agree.
There are two main ‘currents’ of witchcraft practised in the country. The first, often termed kamuti (kah-moo-teh), is attributed to the Kamba people. It is Bantu witchcraft, similar to that known in South Africa and involves the use of charms, ‘muti’ and spells to achieve the client’s ends. This type of witchcraft is heavily traded in the areas of Kitui and Kitale, not far from Nairobi.
The second stream of witchcraft derives from the Mohammedan influences in East Africa – from the Arabs who landed here centuries ago – and involves the deployment of ‘genies’ (as in Aladdin) to achieve one’s ends. It is grounded in texts from the Qur’an and here, you ‘rent’ the services of a genie to fulfil your wishes for you. You can even buy a genie to work for you permanently and exclusively if you have a few hundred thousand shillings at hand. This type of witchcraft is heavily traded in Mombasa, at the coast, and is reportedly common among the Swahili people. It’s even more strongly associated with Zanzibar, and Dar es Salaam on the Tanzanian coast.
Recently, a friend of mine was involved in a minibus accident. She was the only one without a scratch. The makanga (conductor) with a bleeding face wanted know where she got her juju from because he needed some.
Another friend’s sister was victim of a grenade attack at a church in Mombasa. Shattered glass went everywhere but she, standing at the window, was not injured. She said that people were muttering things about the protection afforded by genies. Interestingly, she was at church but had recently converted to Islam, not that anyone knew. Not anyone visible, anyway.
From the Bantu-Kamba kind of witchcraft there’s a tale so oft-repeated it has reached the level of urban legend. It’s the story of an unfaithful wife and her temporary lover who become “stuck” after having sex, like what happens to dogs. Of course, medical science refutes the possibility of this occurring among humans. But it happens – a YouTube video says so.

The male monkeys from that sh1thole are even using juju to protect their wives from fvvvvking. fvvvcking like h0rny dogs is one of their hobbies. grin


Kenyan Man Stuck Inside Another Man's Wife Due To Black Magic.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BQ32tFUmf8


bwahahahaha! They have even gone international, exporting juju to the world. Kenya school of witchery and jujuism. grin grin

Even the little girls among them, use juju to woo and sleep with men... damn it! I spit on this disgusting sh1thole grin

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