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Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by Nina4u(f): 9:28pm On Jun 11, 2017
Martino240:
I witnessed this live!! God truly exists.....
its actors getting payed after service.. And gullable ppl belive this crap and give TB.. Their money so he can maintain his private jet and other luxurious habbits

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Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by Nobody: 9:31pm On Jun 11, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
I was there. I believe in God now. It was an awesome miracle.

I really pitied the man. To have a permanent erection for so long... I could see the sadness in the man's face. Prostitutes were draining his money, and no amount of soap and vaseline could silence the yearning of his loins..


But thank God for hes a miracle working God. Through the Holy Spirit the great Prophet TB applied some anointing oil on his phallus and began to stroke it, and stroke it, and he prayed, and he stroked, holding the dick firmly in his hand, calling on Jesus name to heal this man's affliction.

The young man moaned and groaned, as TB continued to peay and stroke. And then, when the crowd least expected it, the Holy Spirit came upon him. And he came upon TB, spraying sperm all over the sanctuary.. Praise master Jesus.

I AM OFFICIALLY DONE WITH THE INTERNET grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by originals1(m): 9:37pm On Jun 11, 2017
see that woman standing next to the man grin

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Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by Beey(f): 9:37pm On Jun 11, 2017
So the man can't receive healing if he doesn't expose himself in the church?SMH.

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Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by kyaagbanairaland(m): 9:40pm On Jun 11, 2017
sleeknick:
And tb Joshua be like, Oh ye preek hold your peace [u
Hahahaha. Guy, u crazy gon.
Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by sleeknick: 9:42pm On Jun 11, 2017
kyaagbanairaland:
Hahahaha. Guy, u crazy gon.
grin
Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by Nobody: 9:42pm On Jun 11, 2017
Nina4u:
its actors getting payed after service.. And gullable ppl belive this crap and give TB.. Their money so he can maintain his private jet and other luxurious habbits
STFU and gerrout off my mention
Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by CARBONY500: 9:43pm On Jun 11, 2017
There are many pud-whacks all in the name of netizens on this forum. I am perplexed by many conflicting comments here. Unnecessary strictures directed at this man every now and then. Heavens to murgatroyd! All these doubting Thomas should start jack palancing to the glory of God... Morons.
Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by Nobody: 9:44pm On Jun 11, 2017
beardlessdude:
and yo couldn't caution the pastor idiot for displaying a mans private part openly?


You're a fool. Gullible fool.
Then you're the bigger fool for quoting me...
Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by Nina4u(f): 9:47pm On Jun 11, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
I was there. I believe in God now. It was an awesome miracle.
Prophet TB applied some anointing oil on his phallus and began to stroke it, and stroke it, and he prayed, and he stroked, holding the dick firmly in his hand, calling on Jesus name to heal this man's affliction.

The young man moaned and groaned, as TB continued to peay and stroke. And then, when the crowd least expected it, the Holy Spirit came upon him. And he came upon TB, spraying sperm all over the sanctuary.. Praise master Jesus.
The guy had an orgasm and sprayed sperm cause he got off on TB stroking his cockk.. They all perverts and its clearly a fake religion not of God or Jesus house.. But of the devil and the demon to fool gullable ppl like you to give up your money so he can maintain his private jet and other luxurious habbits this clown has.. Its very sad that ppl look up to this pervert and fake self proclaimed pastor

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Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by AreaFada2: 9:49pm On Jun 11, 2017
Priapism.

Pastors sabi sexual things o. cheesy cheesy grin

And infections are killing people anyhow.

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Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by Nobody: 9:51pm On Jun 11, 2017
Martino240:
Then you're the bigger fool for quoting me...
talk again and I'd slap you. Nicompop.
Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by sonofluc1fer: 9:53pm On Jun 11, 2017
Nina4u:
The guy had an orgasm and sprayed sperm cause he got off on TB stroking his cockk.. They all perverts and its clearly a fake religion not of God or Jesus house.. But of the devil and the demon to fool gullable ppl like you to give up your money so he can maintain his private jet and other luxurious habbits this clown has.. Its very sad that ppl look up to this pervert and fake self proclaimed pastor
Read my user name.

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Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by homosapien002: 9:55pm On Jun 11, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
I was there. I believe in God now. It was an awesome miracle.

I really pitied the man. To have a permanent erection for so long... I could see the sadness in the man's face. Prostitutes were draining his money, and no amount of soap and vaseline could silence the yearning of his loins..


But thank God for hes a miracle working God. Through the Holy Spirit the great Prophet TB applied some anointing oil on his phallus and began to stroke it, and stroke it, and he prayed, and he stroked, holding the dick firmly in his hand, calling on Jesus name to heal this man's affliction.

The young man moaned and groaned, as TB continued to peay and stroke. And then, when the crowd least expected it, the Holy Spirit came upon him. And he came upon TB, spraying sperm all over the sanctuary.. Praise master Jesus.
In a nutshell he gave d young man hand job and d guy released on altar/sanctuary...praise dah lorrrrrrrrd.

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Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by homosapien002: 9:56pm On Jun 11, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
I was there. I believe in God now. It was an awesome miracle.

I really pitied the man. To have a permanent erection for so long... I could see the sadness in the man's face. Prostitutes were draining his money, and no amount of soap and vaseline could silence the yearning of his loins..


But thank God for hes a miracle working God. Through the Holy Spirit the great Prophet TB applied some anointing oil on his phallus and began to stroke it, and stroke it, and he prayed, and he stroked, holding the dick firmly in his hand, calling on Jesus name to heal this man's affliction.

The young man moaned and groaned, as TB continued to peay and stroke. And then, when the crowd least expected it, the Holy Spirit came upon him. And he came upon TB, spraying sperm all over the sanctuary.. Praise master Jesus.
In a nutshell he gave d young man hand job and d guy released on altar/sanctuary..I for no blieve but ssince u claim to see all dis...praise dah lorrrrrrrrd.
Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by vkon2(m): 10:04pm On Jun 11, 2017
these actually happen 3 Sundays ago
T B Joshua never stroke the dude Dick.it was the guy that stroke his Dick himself

on the direction of T B Joshua.
the guy never release sperm,he only urinate (a dim orange urine in colour)

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Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by holluphemydavid(m): 10:04pm On Jun 11, 2017
He had learnt his lesson in a hard way
Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by Nobody: 10:06pm On Jun 11, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

See the way TB Joshua wants to grab my man's dodoli as if it is Gala.

Na wa, just a sight of preek and the lady on blue is already licking her lips...



BTW


In the second picture, the guy looks like he wants to nyuo (cum).






May GOD have mercy on your soul.
Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by Nobody: 10:12pm On Jun 11, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
I was there. I believe in God now. It was an awesome miracle.

I really pitied the man. To have a permanent erection for so long... I could see the sadness in the man's face. Prostitutes were draining his money, and no amount of soap and vaseline could silence the yearning of his loins..


But thank God for hes a miracle working God. Through the Holy Spirit the great Prophet TB applied some anointing oil on his phallus and began to stroke it, and stroke it, and he prayed, and he stroked, holding the dick firmly in his hand, calling on Jesus name to heal this man's affliction.

The young man moaned and groaned, as TB continued to peay and stroke. And then, when the crowd least expected it, the Holy Spirit came upon him. And he came upon TB, spraying sperm all over the sanctuary.. Praise master Jesus.

YOUR IDIOCY IS AN ANATHEMA TO HUMANITY. I WEEP FOR THE WOMB THAT GAVE BIRTH TO THIS FOOLHARDINESS IN HUMAN FLESH

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Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by dokJ: 10:16pm On Jun 11, 2017
crotonite:
Priapism
by classification major priapism..others r minor , stuttering.

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Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by Trexnemesis(m): 10:26pm On Jun 11, 2017
Which kind 'mokole' the man use nah?
Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by middlebeltboy: 10:36pm On Jun 11, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
I was there. I believe in God now. It was an awesome miracle.

I really pitied the man. To have a permanent erection for so long... I could see the sadness in the man's face. Prostitutes were draining his money, and no amount of soap and vaseline could silence the yearning of his loins..


But thank God for hes a miracle working God. Through the Holy Spirit the great Prophet TB applied some anointing oil on his phallus and began to stroke it, and stroke it, and he prayed, and he stroked, holding the dick firmly in his hand, calling on Jesus name to heal this man's affliction.

The young man moaned and groaned, as TB continued to peay and stroke. And then, when the crowd least expected it, the Holy Spirit came upon him. And he came upon TB, spraying sperm all over the sanctuary.. Praise master Jesus.
Mtcheew,,,
Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by Nobody: 10:37pm On Jun 11, 2017
ontruth:
Mtweeeeee scam is when your dad brought you and left you wandering from one state to another for ends meat without success, yet you call everyone successful man you see a scammer . TB is legit scammer report him to the authorities or remain wailer.

shut up sheeple no 2, not every body you see on nairaland is a jobless idiot who gives the little he ends to an already billionaire pastor in the name of tithes. oyah go hustle & give everything to ur pastor so he can be rich
Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by donsheddy1(m): 10:37pm On Jun 11, 2017
Evablizin:
Kai TB Joshua what is it again?you cured weak what?i don't want to hear TB tricked me the weak erection is back again.OK CONTINUE
Just wasted ftc on rubbish comment.
Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by engrkaz(m): 10:40pm On Jun 11, 2017
Awon omugo... Don't fucking joke with priapism... The first letter in priapism is P, P stands for Painful, Prolonged and Purposeless erection.... It could also be life threatening.... 100 TB Joshua can not heal it.... Its either the nigga's blood cells are sickled or he uses Igbo method or cocaine...Gbo omo emi!!!!

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Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by redsun(m): 10:45pm On Jun 11, 2017
Indecent exposure. Somebody should sue his asss because i am very sure children were present there. That could be a preliminary sign for deadly disease that is about to debilitate that young man and his deluded father will rather seek a deluded solution than consult medical experts that could help stop the problem in its track before it gets out of hand.

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Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by dadasupremacy(m): 10:46pm On Jun 11, 2017
I like u
Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by skillz111(m): 10:49pm On Jun 11, 2017
Preek in the church God have mercy that ladies look though one wonder what could be going on in her mind like 50 said the preek is indeed a magic stick it can perform wonders grin
Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by Hyicene(m): 10:49pm On Jun 11, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
I was there. I believe in God now. It was an awesome miracle.

I really pitied the man. To have a permanent erection for so long... I could see the sadness in the man's face. Prostitutes were draining his money, and no amount of soap and vaseline could silence the yearning of his loins..


But thank God for hes a miracle working God. Through the Holy Spirit the great Prophet TB applied some anointing oil on his phallus and began to stroke it, and stroke it, and he prayed, and he stroked, holding the dick firmly in his hand, calling on Jesus name to heal this man's affliction.

The young man moaned and groaned, as TB continued to peay and stroke. And then, when the crowd least expected it, the Holy Spirit came upon him. And he came upon TB, spraying sperm all over the sanctuary.. Praise master Jesus.
lol
Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by MARYchiells(f): 10:50pm On Jun 11, 2017
inspirator1:
Kai!! Dude your crazy analysis wont kill me on nairaland. .you dey every post, i dey suspect say you na from ijebu-ode..ndi amusu!!!



















I thought I was the only one that noticed him. His own crossed seven rivers.
Re: TB Joshua Heals Man Who Has Persistent Erection After Sleeping With Prostitute by Badonasty(m): 10:58pm On Jun 11, 2017
henryanna36:
5 MONTHS OF AGONY BROUGHT TO AN END

This young man learnt the hard way that patronizing prostitutes is not a child of God’s way. Ironically, it was after he went to church with his father, later that day, he went out to meet a prostitute. When he got home that evening, his erection remained. As a result, he could hardly stand or move, even sitting was difficult.

Sunday was forced to explain his plight to his father who took him to the doctors who could only recommend an operation. They declined and continued making efforts to solve his excruciatingly painful problem. Sunday became housebound for five months because of the permanent erection! His father, a reputable man in Ondo state, recalled that a man had visited The SCOAN with the same problem and was healed and so, he brought his son.

When Prophet T.B. Joshua prayed for Sunday, his whole body began to shake. After the prayer, Prophet T.B. Joshua told him to urinate. As Sunday urinated, the pain and poisonous substances left his body. Now, the erection has gone and he is able to live a normal life.

Sunday Akinrinwa advised youth that they should not fornicate or commit adultery but rather commit their ways to God.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/06/tb-joshua-heals-man-who-has-persistent.html


Lol...funny isht

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