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My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by newlander: 4:07pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
okay firstly i'll like to apologise if the topic had been treated before, i'm kinda new here Now here is the gist, my wife is a hottie, as in full option 6 loader double decker. but here is the thing, my son won't let me get a piece of that no more. As in the dude have completely colonize my wife. i am not a stingy guy, i am open for a sharing option, but the lil guy is having non of that. he wants her all for himself. Any time we start clapping before we go begin the dance, dude will start his "attention seeking cry" even if he is asleep o, and my wife will leave me high and dry and go attend to him. i need a way out (matured advice o) i am tempted to start giving the guy cough syrup secretly lil guy is 6 months old 362 Likes 21 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Nobody: 4:09pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
Quickie. Sometimes na rush rush win am. 281 Likes 13 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by BiafraBushBoy(m): 4:11pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
There are other places you can explore na... Kitchen; While she is cooking, you can eat her before eating the food she is making. Bathroom 454 Likes 16 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Brooke60(f): 4:11pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
Talk to madam or give little dude sleeping pills 106 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by mrsfavour(f): 4:17pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
try to do it midnightly ,he must have slept.let mum b/feed him fully so that he can give u guys at least an hour so u can catch some fun,that's how I roll.but bear in mind that when u start having kids, there is bound to be distractions unlike when ur single. keep managing till he can sleep all tru the night without disturbance. 197 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by mrsfavour(f): 4:17pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
Gaggi:hahahahha 22 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by newlander: 4:30pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
mrsfavour: thanks alot for this. but the midnight thing ehn... work stress no go allow person last reach midnight sef. 132 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Nobody: 4:30pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
Sure guard! Keep off! Military Zone 36 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by newlander: 4:31pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
Brooke60: i am considering your second option 31 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Nobody: 5:06pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
newlander: Na you dey find bon boy and you come dey complain 120 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by mrsfavour(f): 5:16pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
newlander:try it,because mum must attend to him ,babies needs attention always. 32 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by SirVintageCock: 6:33pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
If you try it out of frustration you may overdose him and then your erEction will flatten till he gets better. Place him on his §winger so that when you are banging the mother one leg will be rocking the §winGer while the other will hold you steady. This is just for doggy. The other positions is pure tirisome like fvcking from behind while baby is Bfeeding. Sh!t ain't appropriate....iswear. 165 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by sisisioge: 7:17pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
You are on your own big guy. You've got to find a way to draft an agreement with the lil guy or forget 136 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Greenbullet(m): 8:04pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
Eyaaa 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by nnamdibig(m): 8:27pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
This is seriously serious. Am in same condition bro.....mine sef na twins. 388 Likes 16 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by teemy(m): 8:30pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
one more consideration you have to take is that madam would be very tired from the continuous waking ups. do this; feed now, in 30mins feed him full again. that should give you guys like 2hrs free time. it is better he is fed before he self wakes. 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by armyofone(m): 8:54pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
sisisioge: I never eat belly full na action you dey think about ? Wah, wah, wah, wahhhhhh Op, Try to over feed the baby and he will sleep through the night. Get a baby sitter for the weekend and go take care of yourselves. 19 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by obo389(m): 9:00pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
Bros give the lil man any cough syrub. At least that one no dey harm |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by jieta: 9:01pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
newlander:no be so you do your daddy, a beg leave junior make he enjoy. 176 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by sisisioge: 9:03pm On Jun 12, 2017 |
armyofone: Abi get him to love Mickey mouse too...mickey has a world record of holding attention for a long long time. My little goddaughter has signed a renewable contract with him.If you wan run go sokoto come back, just play mickey...you won't be missed 21 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by nana228(f): 4:25am On Jun 13, 2017 |
. 46 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Exponental(m): 6:50am On Jun 13, 2017 |
Are you regretting you have a son cos of sex? Think man.... Every couple experience this. You just have to wait for him to sleep. Better still, drop him at a creche and come back home. 6 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by ImaIma1(f): 7:04am On Jun 13, 2017 |
If you have already started and he starts crying, you can finish up. How long does a quickie last. It's not a crime for the baby to cry(as long as it is not for tooo long). He is stretching his vocal cords and exercising his lungs. You dont pick them up immediately they cry everytime especially if the have eaten, their diaper is clean,etc. Maybe you should not do it where he is also...in the sitting room;etc...in case he is actually withch hunting lol. 170 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by NL1960: 10:11am On Jun 13, 2017 |
newlander: It is called law of karma. Shebi na so you too do your papa when you small. 90 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by greatgod2012(f): 10:37am On Jun 13, 2017 |
You don't know what is called quickie until you start having kids! Learn how to do quickies! Learn how to do it in unusual places and at unusual time! Never try and use any sleeping drugs or unneeded cough syrups for the boy, it's part of the marriage experiences! Shalom! 90 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Nobody: 11:08am On Jun 13, 2017 |
newlander: The way you've described your wife sef. Is your wife a piece of meat? 54 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by bukatyne(f): 11:32am On Jun 13, 2017 |
NotOfThis: She is not a piece of meat; she is a body of meat to be explored. 65 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by KAYD007(m): 1:50pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
SirVintageCock: kai! 2 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by newlander: 5:16pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
NotOfThis: naaah its not like that yo, i was just trying to emphasize the point that i have a very beautiful wife and all that n i am not getting any action 41 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by newlander: 5:19pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
greatgod2012: thanks yo |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by EZEIGBO1OFIMO: 6:56pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Drop him off at Grandma's house for a few hours 14 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Ishilove: 7:14pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Guy tape yer deek sideways until lil man is a year old 19 Likes 1 Share |
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