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Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jun 12, 2017
hormobolanle:
hmmmmm Biko wu did dy c lemme book for ken Team#KeN I no like to dy support bad tingrin


I dy hail o, Abeg I dy hungry Kon update biko
Hahah. Me na team K.C o, d guy na comedian.
I don update sha.
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:23pm On Jun 12, 2017
BlissfulJeff:
wow,wat an update,pls fire on
Thanks bro.
Re: Love Hiccups by Akinwale14(m): 10:32pm On Jun 12, 2017
That idiot foolish girl 'Mirable' just dey vex pesin see how she dey talk mtchewww,girls sha
Re: Love Hiccups by EvaJael(f): 10:35pm On Jun 12, 2017
KimberlyWest:


Hahah. Poison! don't mind him. I wish he will meet his match, so he can become humble and less devious.
Exactly. I would have volunteered to make him kiss my feet but I'm not in the mood for his yeye
Re: Love Hiccups by queenitee(f): 10:39pm On Jun 12, 2017
KimberlyWest:


Don't mind yeye K.C.

But I still love him like that sha.
Be loving him o, I love Nate nitemi
Re: Love Hiccups by Akinwale14(m): 10:45pm On Jun 12, 2017
Watching from above with red bloodshot eyes..Kimk come update be4 i vex kill Mirable o
Re: Love Hiccups by Akinwale14(m): 10:57pm On Jun 12, 2017
Mah waka go sleep no more update 4 tonite
Re: Love Hiccups by Jane1234f(f): 11:04pm On Jun 12, 2017
KimberlyWest:


Thanks sis, abeg wait lemme serve you popcorn.
do biko,am waiting
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 11:19pm On Jun 12, 2017
KimberlyWest:


hahahahah. It seems you don't like K.C at all.



Don't get me wrong, I like him, but not everything goes as planned.
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 11:21pm On Jun 12, 2017
Vicoch:



Don't get me wrong, I like him, but not everything goes as planned.
Yeah, you are right, but so far the guy is really doing a wonderful job.
Thanks for following the story.
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 11:22pm On Jun 12, 2017
Akinwale14:
Mah waka go sleep no more update 4 tonite

Abeg o, no kill my over-bleached Mirabel for me, update nah tomorrow morning o, my eyes don they itch me already. No vex.
Re: Love Hiccups by Akinwale14(m): 11:30pm On Jun 12, 2017
KimberlyWest:


Abeg o, no kill my over-bleached Mirabel for me, update nah tomorrow morning o, my eyes don they itch me already. No vex.
come mah help u massage ur eyes so dat dem go allow u to type and update for us
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 12:15am On Jun 13, 2017
Cont'd

''Let's toast to the good life'' Ken said with his glass raised already.

''Let's toast to a single, free and happy life'' K.C said next.

''and another toast to the best actor i know, my brother from another mother, K.C here'' Nate said with a wink at K.C who smirked

One could hear the click-click sound of wine glasses at Sparkles bar, as the trio cheered and laughed like everyother thing in the world didn't matter to them.


****

K.C got home exhausted after all the day's drama and his outing with his friends, the fun had been too much for him alone when Mirabel and his sister left to the extent that he had to call his friends out for a staturday chit- chat.

He took his phone and was surprised to see that the news about the Chlamydia was already everywhere, on all blogs and forums.

He checked the headline on Linda Ikeji's blog and it read ''Son of Enugu Governorship Aspirant wedding cancelled due to Impotency'' He simply scoffed and closed the page.

''Bloggers and their ways of making unimportant things sound important'' he muttered under his breath.

He went on Nairaland forum, his secret hideout, somewhere he usually finds solace when the world gets ugly.

The members sarcastic comments and arguments always has a soothing effect on his nerves.

It didn't take long for him to see the topic displayed bodly on the frontpage.

This time around with another headline.

''Nigerian Politicial and billionaire Chief Ubah Ohanaeze son suffering from an STD-Chlamydia''

He smiled and clicked on the topic.

The write-up was nice, the OP tried but what amazed him was how fast the story got out.

''Well, maybe Mirabel told her friend and that one told another friend, and that friend told another friend who happened to be a blogger'' he said turning off the water heater.

With the hot cup of tea in his hand and the warm steam raising from the cup, he decided to go through some of the comments, and see what peole have to say about his supposed disease.

@dammyd46 - FTC, dedicated to friends and family

Modified: good for all these politicians, Karma is repaying his dad.

@Evajael - the guy is a skirt chaser, he deserves something worse that Chlamydia.

@Kimkardashian - Good for him, all this politificians, God is repaying them in their own coin.

@Taniaa - space booked.

@Hadampson - why won't he get Chlamydia, when he is using stolen resources to chase after all these daughters of jezebel.
@lalasticla, how this one take be news?

@Adesina12 - Good for am.
Wetin concern me sef,
check my signature for your sweet popcorn.

@Akinwale14 - see fine boy and fine gene just waste, There is God o.

@Rachealfst - Lesson to all the youth, keep yourselves.

Btw, I pity the poor guy, he learned the hardway.

@Marianneada -Why is the media making a fuss about this, ah ah, chlamydia can be treated nah.

@queenite -see fine boy. All those manliness just wasted, I wish him well sha, next time he sees a girl, he will run for his life.

@Lilyjoe567 - some one should give the guy two medals 'One for being the best skirt chaser in the world and the second incase he looses the first''

Damis28crown - who this politicians and their children don help sef.

@MaryGbemisola - Abeg who know when Buhari go return?

Modified: Chronic chlamydia na small, Devil don already dey build mansion for am for hell, yeye skirt chaser''
@darloseh - He deserves it.

He dropped his phone on the kitchen slab and started to laugh at the comments he was seeing, when he was done laughing he hissed louldy and went into his bedroom as it was already late.


****

''Nate, I love you baby''

''I love you too darling'' Nate replied and was about bringing his lips to meet hers when he woke up with a jerk.

He sat up and went into the bathroom, he couldn't fathom why the nightmares keep coming to him strongly this day.

''Bella I hate you'' he screamed loudling hitting the wall with his moulded fist.

He became more angry when it occured to him that he was about to kiss her in his dreams when he woke up.

''stupid dreams, silly, nonsense and meaningless dreams'' he muttered angrily.


****
Ken's phone began ringing, besides the bed. He sat up and switched on the side lamp and took the phone, the name on the screen sent shivers running down hit spine.

Oh! No! Not again.

He looked at his wife to see if she has woken up only to see her sleeping soundly like a baby.

He quietly got out of the bed and tiptoed to the bathroom.

''Hello'' the other person said to him.

''Woman, do you realize am a married man, if you can't sleep, look for something else to do''

''Ken'' the other person said again.

''Leave me alone, am a married man, I want to go back to bed goodnight'' he ended the call and heaved a sigh of relief before going back to bed.

''Won't she just let me be?''

He kept tossing on the bed, he couldn't bring himself to tell his wife this.

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Re: Love Hiccups by dammyd46(m): 12:38am On Jun 13, 2017
bout to raise my glass to the certified bachelor's in the house #TeamKC #TeamNate...... they can scam, Tuale

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Re: Love Hiccups by olatunyemi(m): 12:38am On Jun 13, 2017
KimberlyWest:
Yelling...'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh''

we are on the front page again, we did it again guys.

Daddy Adesina12 please one popcorn for Mynd44, Obinnau or whoever pushed it to the frontpage.

Let's pray for the spirit of God to arrest all the ghostreaders...queenite pray for us.
which kind curse be this, u brought me to limelight sha
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 1:19am On Jun 13, 2017
olatunyemi:

which kind curse be this, u brought me to limelight sha

hahahah. Thank God o.

''No more ghostreading for you again'' hahahahahahaha.

Don't mind me dear, just feel comfortable, we are super friendly on this thread.

Also, we've got the best popcorn here, relax lemme get you one.

''runs off to get the popcorn''

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Re: Love Hiccups by dammyd46(m): 2:25am On Jun 13, 2017
KimberlyWest gbayi one Chapman smoov for you....."raising my glass"
Re: Love Hiccups by Kimkardashain(f): 4:39am On Jun 13, 2017
KimberlyWest:



waoh! All this compliment for me alone!

Am tempted to ask ''What do you want'' but lemme just behave like the better pikin that i am and say a very big ''Thank You''
big head u will say thank u now.bt sha kc bad oh.
Re: Love Hiccups by Adesina12: 6:56am On Jun 13, 2017
What was the comment made by KimberlyWest of NL on KC issue?
Re: Love Hiccups by darloseh(f): 7:50am On Jun 13, 2017
tanks 4 d update,bt i did nt c my own name
Re: Love Hiccups by queenitee(f): 8:35am On Jun 13, 2017
Kim kim love, you know exactly what I would comment. K.C next time you see a girl, run for your life.
Ken oga, what are you hiding.
My love kim, I dey your back
Re: Love Hiccups by tyreal(f): 8:52am On Jun 13, 2017
Thank you for dis wonderful Story...God ll increase ur wisdom
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:52am On Jun 13, 2017
Kimkardashain:
big head u will say thank u now.bt sha kc bad oh.
No be small. But i still like the guy anyway.
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:53am On Jun 13, 2017
Adesina12:
What was the comment made by KimberlyWest of NL on KC issue?

don't mind Kimberlywest. She was ghostreading.
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:55am On Jun 13, 2017
darloseh:
tanks 4 d update,bt i did nt c my own name

haha. Babe I never forget you, your turn dey come.
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:57am On Jun 13, 2017
queenitee:
Kim kim love, you know exactly what I would comment. K.C next time you see a girl, run for your life.
Ken oga, what are you hiding.
My love kim, I dey your back

Hahaha.
Thanks dear.
I try right?
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:58am On Jun 13, 2017
tyreal:
Thank you for dis wonderful Story...God ll increase ur wisdom

Amen, God will increase your wisdom too, in Jesus name.

Thanks for following bae.
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 11:03am On Jun 13, 2017
Battery low, an update might drop at night if I charge my phone.
Apart from me who else thinks that KEN is cheating on his lovely wifey.

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Re: Love Hiccups by Toyin223(f): 11:08am On Jun 13, 2017
KimberlyWest:
Battery low, an update might drop at night if I charge my phone.

Apart from me who else thinks that KEN is cheating on his lovely wifey.
I Think Is Father Give Another Woman
Re: Love Hiccups by damis28crown(f): 11:29am On Jun 13, 2017
Awwww MY Bestie is writing a stry am so so sowie i hvnt been able to comment on ur stry dear u knw d reson sha mre grac
Re: Love Hiccups by EvaJael(f): 11:42am On Jun 13, 2017
kimberlywest just knew my comment exactly
Re: Love Hiccups by Ayomicome(m): 12:03pm On Jun 13, 2017
[color=#770077][/color] This is my first time to comment on any post...I really do enjoy ghostreading.....you doing a great job and am just loving the story line.

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