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Re: Love Hiccups by rachealfst(f): 12:38pm On Jun 13, 2017
I duff my hat for you Kimberly. The last update wowed me, see creativity. I'm very sure you're good at mimicking people. because those comments are the reactions we'll get from NLanders lol. You are so so on point.
I give you a standing ovation, well done.

I'd like to add to the list.
wizsolzy, ikombe and co...would have posted their rib cracking pic comment e.g

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Re: Love Hiccups by queenitee(f): 2:11pm On Jun 13, 2017
KimberlyWest:


Hahaha.
Thanks dear.
I try right?
Try? You are awesome
Re: Love Hiccups by Ichietome: 2:18pm On Jun 13, 2017
Following bumper to bumper. This story is da bomb.
Re: Love Hiccups by dammyd46(m): 3:24pm On Jun 13, 2017
KimberlyWest:
Battery low, an update might drop at night if I charge my phone.

Apart from me who else thinks that KEN is cheating on his lovely wifey.
Does not look like the one to cheat I think that's the new wife they want him to have or maybe he had a one nite thing......
Re: Love Hiccups by Akinwale14(m): 4:30pm On Jun 13, 2017
Lol KimberlyWest weldon jare nice story,i just dey wonder how Nate go deal with Bella,waiting for another update/episode o KimberlyWest
Re: Love Hiccups by olatunyemi(m): 4:59pm On Jun 13, 2017
KimberlyWest:


hahahah. Thank God o.

''No more ghostreading for you again'' hahahahahahaha.

Don't mind me dear, just feel comfortable, we are super friendly on this thread.

Also, we've got the best popcorn here, relax lemme get you one.

''runs off to get the popcorn''
I am honored, thanks
Re: Love Hiccups by Hadampson(m): 6:10pm On Jun 13, 2017
tohpahz:

Only for one person

Is it too muchundecidedundecided
Re: Love Hiccups by tohpahz(f): 6:11pm On Jun 13, 2017
Hadampson:



Is it too muchundecidedundecided
It is oo.
Re: Love Hiccups by Adesina12: 6:14pm On Jun 13, 2017
rachealfst:
I duff my hat for you Kimberly. The last update wowed me, see creativity. I'm very sure you're good at mimicking people. because those comments are the reactions we'll get from NLanders lol. You are so so on point.
I give you a standing ovation, well done.

I'd like to add to the list.
wizsolzy, ikombe and co...would have posted their rib cracking pic comment e.g

Racheal!!!!

You?

Welcome back anyway

Please go and finish what you started before I notify jagugu88li that you are here shocked

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Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 6:20pm On Jun 13, 2017
KimberlyWest:
Cont'd

''Dad!'' K.C said loudly, as his dad continued boring holes into his skin with intent gaze.

''Who is your dad'' he replied K.C harshly.

''am sorry dad, i never intended for all this to happen'' he said with his head bowed as if in pain.

''why, how and when did you get this disease'' his dad said with a grim look.

''Dad, am confused here, I didn't know i had Chronic chlamydia until today, am sorry dad'' K.C apologized keeping a straight face.

''Stop calling me dad, Do you know the implication of what you...what just happened, Election is around the corner, if this gets to all those hungry blogger then am doomed, the effect is going to be grievious'' His dad said gruffly.

''Dad, am sorry'' K.C repeated not knowing whatelse to say, he never expected his dad to show up, he was expecting his twin sister.

''Kelechi do you realize the gravity of what you just did'' His dad asked in a less harsh tone.

''dad, am so sor..'' he stopped halfway when his sister came in unannounced, under-dressed, she look just like alice in the rabbit hole.

Without saying a word to anyone, she rushed to Mirabel's side and drew her into warm embrace, petting and whispering soothing words to her.

Mirabel began sobbing and his sister reached for a handkerchief and began to wipe the tears mixed with mascara off her face.


''Dad, what should we do now'' Chidiebere asked when they were all sitted, everyone's face looked sullen.

''Ask your brother'' Her dad replied almost immediately.

''Dad, i said am sorry'' K.C said firmly.

His dad gave him a warning look and turned to Mirabel who was sitting with her head on Chidiebere's shoulder.

''My daughter. Let's sort things out, You both can go ahead and get married next week, while your dad and I look for a way out of this mess that he has put us'' K.C dad said and gave him a scornful look which made him wince.

''With all due respect sir, I can't go ahead with this wedding, am just twenty-six, and i want to have my own babies soon and clearly this bed-hopper you have as a son can't give me that cos he is impotent'' Mirable finished with a grimace.

The insult hit K.C hard.

''Who is she to judge me when she is no saint'' K.C thought.

He kept his thought to himself and turned to his dad with a look that could melt even a stone heart.

''Dad, i still love her, please help me plead with her'' he said and smiled inwardly, he had no idea he was this good an actor.

''My daughter pleas...''

She cut in ''Sir i have made my decision no going back, he should have learned to keep his balls and his hormones under control, if he knew he wanted to marry a decent girl like me'' she said with tears in her eyes and K.C flinched, he was momentarily taken aback by her words.

''Decent'' he thought.

''Even the devil is forming innocence'' he muttered incoherently.

''K.C will you go down on your knees and apologize to her for all this emotional trauma!'' His dad said to him stridently.


K.C squirmed, kneeling down for Mirabel, infront of his dad is way over the top, there's no way he would do that.

''Dad, how did you get here'' he asked instead.

''I called dad and told him everything you said and luckily he was around here, that is why he got here before me'' Chidiebere explained casting an apologitic look at K.C.

''Dad, it's better we let Mirabel cool down and let the anger subside and when she is in a better frame of mind, we will discuss all this over again'' Chidiebere suggested.

''Sorry to say, but my decison has crossed it rubicon, There is no going back, wedding cancelled!'' she said firmly.

''Kelechi, I have an apointment and you better look for a way to get her to change her mind, because i can't loose this upcoming gubernatorial election due to your inability to keep off from anything that wears skirt'' His dad said and scowled at him before storming out obviously upset with the incidence.

''am going too, bye Chidiebere'' Mirabel said carrying her bag and tucking all the scattered contents which spilled out earlier when she was angrily groping for the test results.

''Princess, Let me see you out'' Chidebere stood up and left with Mirabel, while K.C sat with his head bowed.

He raised his head, when the door closed behind him and began to grin and laugh so hard that his stomach threatened to burst open.

He threw his hand triumphantly in the air and screamed ''Yessss''

When he was sure that they couldn't hear him, he went through his Music List and began dancing and singing along ''Chidinma's If no be God''

''Baba God na you biko, I throw way salute give you o'' he continued singing happily until he heard his sister's footstep and immediately he coordinated himself and sat down just the way she left him.

''K. Am sorry about the disease, I will be back later, My husband just called me that my son is crying and screaming ''Momma'' they said he has refused to be placated'' she said picking her handbag.

''Alright bye'' he said in a depressed tone with his hand under his jaw.





chlamydia? I thought it is even AIDS
Re: Love Hiccups by Hadampson(m): 6:22pm On Jun 13, 2017
KimberlyWest:
Battery low, an update might drop at night if I charge my phone.

Apart from me who else thinks that KEN is cheating on his lovely wifey.
Me!!!


Mhmm I think his popman don arrange one fine babe for am
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 6:25pm On Jun 13, 2017
chukwukahenry:





chlamydia? I thought it is even AIDS


Thank God it is all pretence
Re: Love Hiccups by Hadampson(m): 6:26pm On Jun 13, 2017
tohpahz:
It is oo.

To me, is nur dah much nah Na just tew choose one or twosmiley
Re: Love Hiccups by Hadampson(m): 6:29pm On Jun 13, 2017
dammyd46:

Does not look like the one to cheat I think that's the new wife they want him to have or maybe he had a one nite thing......
One nite wetinundecided
Ken is not that type of guysmiley
Re: Love Hiccups by Hadampson(m): 6:30pm On Jun 13, 2017
chukwukahenry:






chlamydia? I thought it is even AIDS
You don't need to quote everything before making a comment
Re: Love Hiccups by Ekemeze: 6:32pm On Jun 13, 2017
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Re: Love Hiccups by rachealfst(f): 6:43pm On Jun 13, 2017
Adesina12:


Racheal!!!!

You?

Welcome back anyway

Please go and finish what you started before I notify jagugu88l that you are here shocked
You?lol. Thanks anyway.
Re: Love Hiccups by Ekemeze: 6:49pm On Jun 13, 2017
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Re: Love Hiccups by marianneada(f): 7:55pm On Jun 13, 2017
Hahahaahahaha,..... My dear you're too much,.... Ride on girl grin
Re: Love Hiccups by Lilyjoe567(f): 8:22pm On Jun 13, 2017
I read the part with the nairaland comments and laughed out loud.

Very funny sis
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jun 13, 2017
***Cont'd

The next day being sunday. Kelvin woke up early and settled down on his bed as usual with his laptop but this time around he wasn't browsing nor checking through the morning news, he was watching a movie, earlier on, he had tried to go through the news but unfortunately all the blogs he visited were filled with news about him and his family, of which ninety percent were not true.

He sighed grimly and turned the laptop off, then he stood up and began to pace about his bedroom.

With one hand firmly placed on his forehead and another on his waist, he started to wonder if he was shoddy in the recent stunt he pulled off on his family members and everyone around him except for his three friends who knew the truth.

''Too late, no going back, I just hope it doesn't turn into a fiasco, for sure this is really going to affect my father's political career'' he said flatly and sighed before walking into the bathroom, he needed a shower and a good company precisely a hot girl who would take his mind off everything that's bothering him.

****

''Nathaniel''

''Yes mummy'' Nate groaned and gingerly walked to the door, opened it and left it ajar before walking back to lie on his bed with his phone in his hand.

''Nathaniel'' His mum called again and when he ignored, she walked in.

''Nathaniel'' She called, this time around in a close proximity to him.

''Yes, mama Nathaniel'' he said sarcastically.

''It's okay, you don't have to bite my head off'' His mum said in the same tone as he ''Dress up and let's go to church'' his mum said dismissively and turned to go.

''Dress up and let's go to church'' K.C repeated as if reassuring himself that he heard the right words.

''Yes'' his mum replied quietly and snorted, she hadn't expected it to be this easy, normally he would argue, stating that God is everywhere including his bedroom, so there was no point in going to church.

''Alright, I will get dressed'' he said without looking up.

''Really'' she asked surprised and shocked at his calmness and gentility.

''is that hard to believe'' He asked smiling sheepishly at his mum.

''No, no, it's not, sorry'' she answered ruefully.

''Then you can leave, I need time to dress up unless you want to see me unclad'' he said grinning.

''Alright, please be fast about it''

He gave her a mock salute and opened the door for her as she walked out.

When she went out of earshot, he laughed lightly and locked the door, and went back to lie on his bed.

''Imagine telling an almost thirty year old man to get dressed for church, as if am just three'' he hissed and wrinkled his nose in disgust.

His mum used to be his favourite person in the world until last year when she joined his dad in pressurising him to go get married.

''Talking about dad, it just occured to me that I haven't greeted nor even seen him today'' he said wearily and just then his phone rang and he mustered a smile and pressed the answer button almost immediately it started to ring.

''Hello Nate'' the voice called softly and his smile widened.

''Hello, Juliet'' he said soberly not sounding too desperate but in reality he was desperate.

''So, you remember me'' she asked.

''How can I forget the most beautiful lady in the world who slide into my DM last week'' he boldly replied and gave himself a thumbs up when he heard her laugh in a rich, husky voice.

He ended the call and called her back, something he does when he wanted to appear more manly and more romantic.

They talked and laughed for about twenty minutes.

''..., I will meet you in an hour, just give me time to get dressed'' he replied rushing off his bed and headed to the bathroom.

He began to sing and whistle when he thought of what that voice of hers could do to his senses if what he has in mind goes as planned.

''She is adoring, am admiring her hips and her curves, oh, beauty is a natural thing, original thing and a mysterious thing'' he continued singing even while under the shower, his lips quirked in a smirk when he remembered that his mum might be knocking on his door presently.


****

Ken had already gone to church leaving his wife who complained of stomach upset behind.

Vicky laid on her bed, with her eyes red and swollen, obviously she has been crying.

She picked up her phone and dialled her bestfriend, Queen's number.

''Ken is cheating on me, he is cheating, I heard him last night'' she said and ended the call before her friend could say a word.

A strange, unsettled feeling moved through her as she sat cross-legged, clearly confused.

****

K.C was about going out for his hurriedly planned date when his phone rang.

''Hello dad''

''Young man, I need you here in five minutes'' his dad said curtly and ended the call.

He entered his car and zoomed off with his heart giving a slow and dreaded pound.

''Am here dad'' he announced happily.

It wasn't until a hot slap landed on his cheek that he realized the extent of trouble to which he has put himself in.

Tbc.

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Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jun 13, 2017
dammyd46:
bout to raise my glass to the certified bachelor's in the house #TeamKC #TeamNate...... they can scam, Tuale


Is it my K.C that you are calling certified bachelor?

I go vex o.
Re: Love Hiccups by seg005: 10:19pm On Jun 13, 2017
Hot slap in this cold weather...chai


Weldone Kim
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:20pm On Jun 13, 2017
Toyin223:
I Think Is Father Give Another Woman

Let's keep our fingers crossed, this guys can be so cunny at times.
Re: Love Hiccups by Lizboh(f): 10:21pm On Jun 13, 2017
Vicky should take it easy o, because she might be pregnant.
Dear Kim you are the bomb
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jun 13, 2017
damis28crown:
Awwww MY Bestie is writing a stry am so so sowie i hvnt been able to comment on ur stry dear u knw d reson sha mre grac

Apology not accepted.

Sunshine, cook indomie bring come my house before i go consider accepting the apology.

Get well soon Bae.
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:25pm On Jun 13, 2017
EvaJael:
kimberlywest just knew my comment exactly

hahah.
''smirk''

Why won't i know what my NL sis would say considering the fact that she is not among those of us crushing on K.C.
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:28pm On Jun 13, 2017
Ayomicome:
[color=#770077][/color] This is my first time to comment on any post...I really do enjoy ghostreading.....you doing a great job and am just loving the story line.

hahaha. Bros, we are on the same lane. Ghostreading can be fun on the side of the readers but not on the side of the writers, it's discouraging.

Thanks for following, am sure you will enjoy the story.

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Re: Love Hiccups by Kimkardashain(f): 10:29pm On Jun 13, 2017
why oh ken,why ? cum nate and k.c, wat do i tell u guys self? anyway,i trust kimberlywest to suffer one of u in my hands imagine.

am already vexing sef
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:31pm On Jun 13, 2017
rachealfst:
I duff my hat for you Kimberly. The last update wowed me, see creativity. I'm very sure you're good at mimicking people. because those comments are the reactions we'll get from NLanders lol. You are so so on point.
I give you a standing ovation, well done.

I'd like to add to the list.
wizsolzy, ikombe and co...would have posted their rib cracking pic comment e.g

All this compliments for me.

''yeeessssssssss''

Thanks Big sis.

Am good at mimicking people, am super good at it, if you need my services, please don't hesitate to call me.

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Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:35pm On Jun 13, 2017
Kimkardashain:
why oh ken,why ?
cum nate and k.c, wat do i tell u guys self?
anyway,i trust kimberlywest to suffer one of u in my hands imagine.


am already vexing sef

Don't mind them, their mates are in church and their are busy frolicking and flirting around

''Sorry sis'' forgive them afterall they are your....(do the needful, complete am.)

As for Ken, me too am short of words.
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:36pm On Jun 13, 2017
Lizboh:
Vicky should take it easy o, because she might be pregnant.
Dear Kim you are the bomb

Thanks sis.

Biko, don't go yet o, we have popcorn and hollandia.

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