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Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Ishilove: 7:17pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
greatgod2012:The voice of experience 5 Likes 1 Share
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Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by dasparrow: 7:27pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
newlander: So what will you have us do now? If she had not given birth you Nigerians will be quick to label her barren. Now she has given birth, you complain you are not getting enough sex. This is why I don't envy married women. Their varginas never rest, constant traffic, prick in, human baby out until the vargina slacks by the time she gets into her mid-forties and then you Nigerian men will begin to chase after twenty-something year old ladies with tight varginas after slacking your wife's vargina. 26 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Nobody: 7:34pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
The boobs are now under new management.op will just have to endure. The wife will be constantly tired right now and any sex will just be one way. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by greatgod2012(f): 7:41pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Ishilove: Yes o! Even till now, we still do quickies, abi wetin person wan do, when the body dey Hot and all the kids are around! On some weekends, we try to remind them how long they've seen their grandma last and the next question will be if they wouldn't mind visiting today, once the responses are in affirmative, our plan don work be that! Seems the eldest one who's in secondary school is the only one who understands that mum and dad shouldn't be disturbed when they're together! @ newlander, experience dey, I swear but you go self- learn them by yourselves! Best of luck, dear! 27 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by greatgod2012(f): 7:50pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Ishilove: Not possible and e never reach that....... both the bigger man and the little man not need disturbing each other too much if the bigger man knows how to play his games with the support of madam! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Ishilove: 8:08pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
greatgod2012:Haaaa, kids of nowadays are so wise... 8 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Ishilove: 8:10pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
oyb:Uncle oyb, how did you cope when it was your turn? |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Nobody: 8:19pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Ishilove: I am going through it right now. The boy wakes up at all hours( he's almost one) There is no maid, so madam is constantly tired. I am constantly tired for that matter. Op will just have to cope for another 6 to 9 months. The real problem is that once some women have kids, their focus switches completely. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Ishilove: 8:27pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
oyb:How exciting. The joys of fatherhood |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by LesbianBoy(m): 10:20pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Rubbish! Nigerian girls sef! You see why nigerian men cheat! Why should your wife just leave you because your baby is crying? Next time fvck that pvssy first! Cry nor dey kill! When you are done if he is still crying then she can attend to him! 15 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
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Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by MzJin(f): 10:24pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Brooke60: Na so dem give u pill......no wonder u dey reason left left. 19 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by MzJin(f): 10:24pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
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Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by MzJin(f): 10:25pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
mrsfavour: Goodone Ma......supported by muuuuuaaahhhhh...... |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Abagworo(m): 10:26pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
You need a nanny . 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by jakandeola(m): 10:26pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
BiafraBushBoy:how did u eat a woman 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by MzJin(f): 10:26pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Oga time your son.......once he get done with his evening bath.....make sure madam use warm water massage d guy wellaaaaa.....give an breast for d night .....once em close eye una lay am 4 bed.......quickly arrange madam wella.....infact to make thinks easy once madam feed am.....make u carry am rock am to sleep.......while madam go freshen up......b4 she go finish em go done dooze.........den u carry go....but make una no make tomuch noise wey go wake am ooooo 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by NwaAmaikpe: 10:26pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Sell the baby. 6 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Nobody: 10:27pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
BiafraBushBoy: Quickie things I know that type |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Nobody: 10:27pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
nawa o all these advice just weak me
Nigerians and all these kind matter to give advice na 5&6
see as den body dey sweet as den dey effortlessly dish out advices 17 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by DrGoodmanFather: 10:27pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Yodi style. |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Sanchase: 10:28pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Just beg your son to please allow you just 5 mins kneel down and beg him. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Buharimustgo: 10:29pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
newlander: Don't even try it do u love sex or pleasure more than your son?you need to have self mastery as a father,that's what makes u one 8 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by AntiWailer: 10:30pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Give wify doggy while bathing. Abi dem dey bath together ? Your Prince sleeps in the afternoon doesn't he ? |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by baby124: 10:31pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
So you want to drug your son because of sex. When you cry for your mummy does anyone disturb you? You lil man is the boss now. Work around him or invite one of his grandma's to come and relieve the stress. Push his crib into her room and .... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by ekensi01: 10:31pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
newlander:Don't even try it. 1 Like |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Otapipia: 10:31pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Take him to motherless babies home and adopt him later when he is grown. 6 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by condomuser: 10:32pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Rub Vaseline on your blokus while your wife is playing with the baby as he is laid on his bed. Tell you wife to position doggy style, clear the coast and insert your flash drive into her kpomo before you even insert fully my guy you don discharge. Thank me later. NB: This position may not work if your wife swallows Ewedu soup. BUT Op Shey u dey wear condom? 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by obataokenwa(m): 10:33pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
newlander:Don't ...to avoid stunted growth. He needs everything normal so as to grow properly 1 Like |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by divineshare(m): 10:33pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
You are dealing with one right? mine is two. the first is 3 and second is still less 3 months! I am much concern about the elder bcus the secret must not be revealed. I can't remember the last time went full time, it's either cut and join or cut and sleep. 24 Likes 3 Shares
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