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Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by myners007: 10:34pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Guy u suck. u cant discuss ur marital issue with public unless u want to tell us that u aint mature for marriage yet 2 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by obataokenwa(m): 10:34pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
DayDreamPictures:We dey our own bro. Naija too sweet ooo just that we got bad govt 3 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by LordCenturion(m): 10:35pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
See them, Nah women full front page , nah them fit advice u in this kind of thread, dem go dey pretend as if dey don't know the meaning of konji, but wen it comes to current affairs, nah dolly them dey 8 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:37pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by DonaTee(f): 10:38pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
bukatyne: lol hahahahahahaha! @op ur son na correct guy. He's saving his mum from being devoured. be patient a lil more. By the time he starts eating heavy food he ll learn to sleep deeper. Target wen he sleeps longest n go for it. |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by condomuser: 10:38pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Rub Vaseline on your blokus while your wife is playing with the baby as he is laid on his bed. Tell you wife to position doggy style, clear the coast and insert your flash drive into her kpomo before you even insert fully my guy you don discharge. Repeat these steps three times a day. Thank me later. BUT Op; Shey u dey wear condom? |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by ojuikwu: 10:38pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
ojuikwu:KaNu. Say sO oScAmBo 1 Like |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Have you considered having a side chic ? It helps us all in moments like this 2 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:40pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
newlander this is where you apply I go die's theory, it is called YOU COME YOUR OWN, I COME MY OWN first the young man is 6months so he cannot remember anything when he is doing his thing, you ma fire on 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by jomoh: 10:40pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
newlander: Don't even try the cough syrup thing. You may regret it in the future. It dulls baby's brain. Those things are poisons to the system they are not meant to attack the cause of the cough cos they don't actually cure the cough, they are to deceive the brain by forcing the brain into sleep mode by slowing it's functions down making the brain to cut off attention to the irritation causing the cough. So the brain sleeps naturally till the body system repairs the irritated place but if you take it without coughs, the brain will become confused and keep cutting off attention to pain and other things. 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by NothingDoMe: 10:41pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
BiafraBushBoy:Badt guy |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by BlackMbakara1(m): 10:42pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Ops the thing dey pain, he will be sucking and touching his ear lobe and be peeping with one eye in case you come again Funny enough when he will be sleeping, Ops will not be gingered 4 action... Ever since i notice he's always distracted and calm whenever any of those animated video is been played,the tv in his room is always on except when he's sleeping. Try that trick as kids likes colours... 3 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by micskales(m): 10:42pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Na Bleep Bleep matter full Nairaland front page this night oh 2 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by suremanpatriot: 10:43pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Give him milk to sleep off. |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Bahddo(m): 10:43pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Lol. You just need your wife to understand that at times it's okay to let the baby cry. But she likely wouldn't understand, don't bother. Nursing mothers usually transfer all their love and attention to their baby. It's part of the perks of being a father. Just wait a bit. When he starts crawling, get him lots of toys and maybe even a tv in his room. |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Nobody: 10:44pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Allow d Lady heal abeg 3 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by ashjay001(m): 10:44pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
nnamdibig: No solution for ya own! 2 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by jayriginal: 10:44pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
newlander: Whatever you do, don't give that baby any drugs. |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Nobody: 10:45pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Me when dey like till day break type of shokori kai that period go hard oh,the adjustment no go here. |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Nobody: 10:46pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
I thought i was the only one who is going through this......My son is 1 and 8 months....Always witch hunting me.....If i hug, or kiss my wife in the kitchen, after food or before going to work this boy will start crying....Nna as a christian i started praying for him.....Anytime we start acting movies, he will either wake up, start crying or his usual disturbance....Usually, as the director, i only say action immediately he goes to school....Then we can release seasonal movies that will last long....What helped me was Mickey mouse majorly and then multivitamin syrup...it induces sleep. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Nobody: 10:46pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Awww...how sweet, i wonder how my first kid will behave 1 Like |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Nobody: 10:46pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
obataokenwa: 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by PDPGuy: 10:49pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
The best advise I can give you is that you and your wife should try having sex in the afternoon/late evening when your son goes to sleep. Surely, there should be some days when he sleeps 1-2 hours during the afternoon. Alternatively, if your wife is cooking, whip out your dick and Bleep her doggy style (but ensure that the food doesn't get burnt o ). Some women love to moan during a hot session of intercourse; so if your wife is a moaner, just tell her not to scream too loud during sex in order not to wake up your little guy. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by macphilip: 10:50pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Give him Disney Junior or JimJam cartoon just before starting your gig Thank me later! |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Nobody: 10:55pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Wow! In my 30s and it just dawned on me that marriage is not a child's play. I think j really need to think this through as in settling down stuffs, rushing into it can ruin many things. Sorry I digressed but the topic is surely giving me food for thought. 12 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by mrgreen4real(m): 10:55pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
mrsfavour: Matured mind |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by poshestmina(f): 10:55pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
BlackMbakara1: . 1 Like |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by LesbianBoy(m): 10:58pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
divineshare: Mr man and you just kept quiet! What kind of men do we have these days bikonu? |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by adonbilivit: 10:59pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Sacluxpaint:chai...it is giving u food for thought but all I am getting from it is a hard on 2 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by tooth4tooth: 11:00pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
dasparrow:The dude only asked for mature advice? Your writeup seem to be more of complain. 2 Likes |
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Realdeals(m): 11:01pm On Jun 13, 2017 |
Funny thread, that's one of the challenge of parenthood. By the time you have 2 or 3 kids, it will even be greater. What it requires is perseverance and planning, you should also consider the fact that your wife could be tired stones from all those chores, you have to be very smart in handling issues at these period. The kind of attention you want from your wife is no longer there, most men consider side chic at this period. |
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